Konosuba

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pjs megu a best megu

>>157427742
>ywn have megumin manhandle you with her tiny hands while she looks for things around the house to explode you on

>>157427833
sorry that was retarded im drunk sounded better in my head

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>>157427742

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>>157427833

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The cutest girl I've ever seen in an anime is Megumin. The lewdest girl I've ever seen in an anime is *also* Megumin. How is this possible?

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>Oh, that's what you're packing? Okay, bring that on over here along with the wine and let's do this.

>>157428230
Cutelewd is an anime staple.

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>>157427742
casual is best sorry

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>"Kazuma, Kazuma! Somene drank all of my precious wine I've been saving"

>>157426776
Season 3 will never come out. The anime exists only to advertise the light novels, which are now among the highest selling in Japan. The anime has done it's job so there is no reason to make a new season.

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>>157428462
People say she is autistic, but I don't think so. She has no problem making friends or picking up social cues, and can turn off her chuuni whenever she wants. I think she is just passionate about explosions and Crimson culture.

>>157428559

Is she even capable of reciprocating affection?

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Aqua has exactly the kind of body I like, but the fact that she is Aqua removes any attraction that I would have for her otherwise.

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>>157428575
she's a good girl

>>157428575
She does match some of the traits (limited interests, self harm, reluctantancy to make friends ex. Yunyun) but clearly opposite in some (sharing interest in hobbies and empathy). Maybe she does have something

>read through volumes 3 and 4 in the LNs
>eh, this is alright, really lacking in comedy without the delivery or timing

>read through volume 5
>literal gold even without any animation or voice acting involved

I'm not upset we don't get 3 seasons. I'm upset that they stopped right before some of the best material.

Why don't you just read the novels.

This is the same shit that happened with Haruhi, where people keep asking for a new season when they can just continue the story themselves by just reading the novels. They aren't hard to find.

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How big is her brain?

>>157426776
>implying they won't come out with a big movie adaptation for volume 5 next year

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>>157428749
The voice acting in this show is partially what got me hooked into it

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>>157427742
>>157428069
Agreed! We need more Cute pajama characters in general....

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>>157428793
It requires so many nutrients that her chest area has been left completely underdeveloped. I'll let you imagine how big it is.

>>157428875
anybody got any more megumin lineart?

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When will Yunyun finally admit that she's desperately attracted to Megumin's slender feminine body?

>>157426776
except attack on titan, while having a mistimed sequel, its still a big thing. konosuba is fun, but should be finished as fast as possible.

>>157426776
>season 3 comes out in 4 or 5 years
Ha, you fucking wish.

>>157428884
She's pretty short so probably not that big of that hat is still gigantic on her

Malnourishment as a child can have a serious impact on a child when devolving on the Body and brain

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>>157428949
I been posting most of my sfw stuff around...

>>157428720
>I'm not upset we don't get 3 seasons. I'm upset that they stopped right before some of the best material.
I honestly expected them to skip the hot spring arc all together because of this. It wasn't like they were strangers to jumping over the boring parts already.

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>>157429006
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
>tiny waist
>healthy hips and thighs
>proportionally long legs
>cute budding mounds that fit perfectly in your palm
>pretty feminine face with a confident expression

This is what peak female performance looks like.

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>>157429303

>>157426776
It could go the Minami-ke route of getting a new season after a couple of years, then an OVA out of nowhere, then a new season years after that.

>>157429209
Imagine how nice it'd be to have megumin play vidya while she sits on your lap.

>>157430054
Megumin is shit at vidya as evidenced by her performance at her own game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHNAJDyA-u4

2casual, would not cuddle

>>157426776

Kazuma Kazuma

Whose voice did you hear?

>>157430054
Nice mental image..
Great, now I have to draw that....

>>157430502

I'm not sure it was Aqua or not, it was softer than when she's squealing about something. Kind of nice.

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Her hair is so fluffy! How would she feel about head pats?

I bet she would complain about being treated like a kid.

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>>157430502

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>>157428402
Her reaction can only imply she has seen plenty of dicks. I always knew Aqua was a huge slut.

>>157429303
>tfw I had the wettest dream of my life last night and it included Megumin
felt alright man

>>157430502
>Kazuma!
Darkness

>Kazuma Kazuma!
Megumin

>Kazuma-san Kazuma-san!
Aqua

>Ne ne Kazuma
Aqua again

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>>157430607
She would be okay with it if you tell her it's a normal way to treat your girlfriend.

>>157429303
Do the LNs ever real why she takes such offense to being called a loli? Is she just self-conscious?

>>157430671
One of her life goals was to grow big breasts.

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>>157428462
>>157427742
Don't forget ponytail Megumin or winter Megumin

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I wish Darkness was a less boring character.

>>157430744
LEWD

>>157430878

She needs her own spin off and side adventures. I get that people wanted more Megumeme, but Megumeme is already a pretty rounded character. Darkness is less rounded, and a spin off would be pretty ideal in setting her up to show off more of her personality and throwing in some nuance.

Of course the fanbase will never vote strategically like that.

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>>157430878
She is in the LN after awhile...
Her aristocrat mode is strangely reliable.

>>157431020
You can't make Darkness interesting. Naive noblewoman who wants to be a common adventurer is overdone to death. You either like her masochists jokes or not

>>157430744

What about long hair megumin

>>157431231

I do like her masochism, but it functions so much better low-key.

>>157431254
She appears after you finish the Megumin route.

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>read shokugeki no soma
>girl's name is megumi
>has the personality and almost the looks of yunyun


Hmm....

>>157426776
I want to minmin her megus.

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>>157431467
What megus?

>>157431053
Except for the part where Kazuma turns her into his political puppet whenever it suits him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8cb1zt-lxY

>>157430878
Vol 7 gives her some more stuff. If it weren't for her disability she'd be total waifubait
>naive
>sincere
>lonelyfag
>used to play with her butler by throwing a ball over the fence and sneaking out while he retrieved it
She also starts to mature and learns how to fuck with Kazuma almost as well as Megaman can.

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>>157429006
when will Megumin finally rape Yunyun?

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>tfw volume 5 will never be adapted

Why live

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Hey there, Megumin! Let's fuck.

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>>157434205

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>>157431726
>top comment: めぐみん早くカズマと付き合えよ
>Megumin, hurry up and go out with Kazuma

>>157430552
Waiting patiently...

>>157426776
Not really. Unlike Durarara it's not boring shit so it will do fine.

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>>157434582
Sorry, I only do coloring on weekends, but that goes on the 'list' !

Going to try and get this one colored over the weekend...

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>just read volume 9 purely for megumin
>feel depressed after

I dont know why i do this to myself

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>>157435074
What made you depressed?

>>157435095

she will never be real

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>>157435095
God, I really want to massage her muscles and shoulders.

>>157430612
No wonder she doesn't wear panties

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>>157435174
The best shoulders.

>>157428793
145cm and roughly 40kg

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Wiz is for marriage.

>>157435074
I...I need more adorable loving and cuddling Megumin content!!

>>157435337
i need this as well

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>>157435267
And if you marry her now, you'll also get 30% off 1 year of Wiz Wireless.

>>157428640

She's a lot more bearable when you realize that men have literally been worshipping at her altar for who-knows-how-many centuries. She's accustomed to unconditional praise and adulation, and is used to others' doing her work for her.

High maintenance, sure, but what keeps her from being an unbearable cunt (to me) is that she's extremely earnest and willing. She's like a dumb puppy that struggles to learn tricks.

>>157428749

Because the anime is better? The Haruhi light novels were fun, but honestly nothing special. The anime was fucking lights-out.

>>157428822

Same here. The comedic timing of the anime is also perfect.

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>>157426776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PvOmsKjcJU

Verify

Good, season 2 was already guaranteed to print money as soon as it was announced, which was extremely early on. As a result they cut costs and the result was a fucking mess that isn't any where near season 1's quality and it's obvious. More seasons ruins good shows 99% of the time, it's about time you faggots realised this.

>>157436815
Fuck off

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Date.

>>157428559
Hai, Kazuma desu,

>>157434622
Durarara was really good!

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Choose your characters.

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>love the anime
>decide to read the light novel
>it's terribly written

>>157439500
From the snippets I've read here the writing seems to be pretty good by LN standards.

It might also just be the translation. Some raildex novels have translations so bad you can't even tell what's going on.

>>157439500
It's called a light novel because it's written for restless teenagers that can't sit still for more than 20 minutes.

I think it's a given any light novel is going to be poorly written

>>157439709
Yeah, I'm thinking I might skip out on the light novels for the time being, it's probably much better being read in moon. Have you tried out the manga anon? Maybe I should go for that instead.

>>157426776
>calling SnK by the English title
Fuck off crossboarder cancer.

>>157439811
It has an English title for a reason, hipster-kun.

>>157426776
Just like my Durarara

>>157438464
and japanise only
to play you need ps4, ps vita

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>>157440389
>KonoSuba game launches for PS4 and PS Vita this summer in Japan

Hell yeah

>5pb.'s visual novel game dated.
>visual novel
>VISUAL
>NOVEL

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>>157437049
What kind of date does she want to go on?

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Megumin is a fucking SLUT

>>157440688
The kind that ends in a ravaged ecosystem!

If you click the Megumin in nyaa pantsu, you can hear an explosion.

>>157439709
This

The TL was the earlier volumes was an ESL and it showed.

>>157441260
Do not speak ill about my wife.

>>157440631
They're always VNs.

>>157438464
Mai waifu Yunyun.

>>157429006
she would never admit to being gay

>>157441648
>5pb. has released a trailer for the KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World! Attack the Destroyer shooting game included as a bonus with first-print copies of the limited edition of its upcoming visual novel KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World! Judgment on this Greedy Game! in Japan.

IE: >>157438464

It's like the Mighty No. 9 debacle all over again.

>when the little nifty spinoff game is better than the actual game

>>157435400
What?

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>>157427742

>>157435400
Marrying Wiz would be a great way to get discounts. Using our marriage as a bargaining chip, I'd walk into her shop and Fleeca.

They fucking better make a Season 3 and maybe so on for this shit
I didnt buy all the figures for nothing
THEY OWE ME

>>157444023
You bought all the figures?

>>157444362
Well, the Nendos and the bunnies Are ordered

>>157444403
The bunny outfits suck. Both Aqua and Megu's standard outfits are hotter (and more fitting) than bunny outfits, and I'm pretty sure Megumin isn't 80% legs.

>>157444403
The bunnies are pretty low-tier desu, well the Megumin one is because it's too OOC. The figures from S1 were way better but it's impossible to find them now.
At least the nendos are cute.

>>157444489
>>157444677
Eh, I like it
I just really hope Kazuma gets a Nendo
I will be pissed if he doesnt

>>157442949
Megumin is ready for a big hard cock to explode in her little magic pussy

>>157439500
The translations get better as the volumes progress. Who knows, the first few genuinely read like shitty ESL fanfiction so maybe it's all a part of the long con.

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>>157441601
Can it end with me ravaging her ecosystem?

I want to be Wiz's mage student & personal shota slut.

>>157446636
Yes, it's a dream after all

>>157441782
Damn it, so I have to pre-order it if I want the minigame?

>>157428669

>not cucking aqua with megu
>Not watching her frantically masturbate as you mating press megu

>>157447073
>not cucking every girl with Yunyun and wallow in despair as you realize that you'll never have children

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I'm attracted to Megumin's high IQ.

Short one
https://pastebin.com/bXq8svVp

>>157449040
>Why do I feel so guilty over spending Megumin’s money?
>With all those point cards and coupons, I had a vague the feeling that she would make an excellent housewife. But spending her money weighted heavily on my conscience.
>She’s entrusted me with just about all of her money, and she sends most of her withdrawals home to her family.
>Alright, she’s getting more of her money back next time, even if she objects.
Man, that's seriously adorable.

>>157449210
>With all those point cards and coupons, I had a vague the feeling that she would make an excellent housewife.
I wish for Kazuma to be the founder of the sneaky underhanded crimson magic clan. Maybe it'll even get its own class.

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>>157449040
>excellent housewife
what did he mean by this?

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>>157449040
And there goes my heart

>>157449527
Adding Kazuma's traits to the crimson magic genepool might cause something terrible. I want to see it.

>>157434635
It looks good even without color!
That idea though is really cute.

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>>157435267
Cold dead womb

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>>157450269
CUTE

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I'm going to take a wiz on Wiz!

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How does he resist the urge to bend her over something? She's so easily accessible.

>>157452000
He has strong feelings of respect for her!

>>157428793
Brain size does not directly correlate to intelligence. The level of folding of the cortex would be a better measure.

>>157452000
Megumin is not appealing and he's literally surrounded by far hotter girls, that's all.
For example, remember how he was fapping at nights when sleeping next to Aqua in the stables?

>>157452749
>My lower body will start chanting explosion magic!

>>157452749
Kazuma was just masturbating next to Aqua, not to her. He could have been surrounded by horse shit instead of Aqua and he still would have done it.

>>157427867
naw its ok, you at least tried. Maybe with more subtlety next time.

>>157452859
...wanna fuck?

>>157452749
Reminder Kazuma literally "got lost" in her beauty while watching her sleep.

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>>157453739
Anyone would get lost in there.


I personally wouldn't be able to get out myself.

>>157454050

Hence excalibur.

>>157453739
Sleeping in the middle of the room was Megumin, who was brought in while I wasn’t paying attention.

Just from her sleeping posture, Megumin looked really pretty.

The dash of gentle moonlight shining through the windows illuminated Megumin’s sleeping face.

Seeing her luscious black hair, I felt a strange attraction between the two of us…

…I lost myself looking at her.

>LNfags

ahhhhhhh Another day in megumin general

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>>157454254
Megumin is rather plain desu.

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>>157454886
and aqua is rather loud

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>>157454802
Not anymore, fag. This is Yunyun general now!

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>>157454995
Did he really say that or is it a meme sub?

>>157454886
Kazuma thinks she's ravishing though, and he's similar to us. Why wouldn't we trust his judgment?

>>157455181
FFF did memesub at times, but I seem to remember that this line is rather accurate.

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>>157454802
I know, it's great right?

>>157426776
Anime industry is such a joke. A total fossil. Its isolationist practices, maximizing profits from minuscule bases, have technically helped stave off the production of homogenized normalfag anime, but it also insists of continually tightening its noose.

>>157454995
Sure, got any more?

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>>157455802
Of course! Yunyun is always here for you guys!

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...H-Hello?

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>>157442949
>>157445910

>>157436815
>>157436074
>>157428749
Reminder that anime is just a over glorified commercial for source material.

>>157454995
>>157455862
>>157456327
Why is Yunyun always striking weird poses?

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>>157427833
I keked

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>>157456951
Because Yunyun is the most powerful crimson demon of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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>>157428567
every season has a reason anon kun~

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>>157456708
This is inaccurate. Kazuma's lower body would retaliate with explosion magic of its own.

/r/ing the pic of Yumyum and Artisan Weaver

>>157437006

>>>157436815
>Fuck off

I don't understand this reaction?

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>>157457268
Some anons have very convoluted reasons to be buttblasted. You can't hope to understand them all.

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>>157435267
shito tastu des

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Daily reminder that Aqua is why Megumin is in the party. One of her many fuckups, practically speaking.

Btw anon I have been thinking up some good ways for Kazuma and Aqua to bully the hell out of Megumin. I enjoy that the girls pretty much never fail to get along and support each other.

But I enjoy pointless cruelty even more.

Aqua puts on Megumin's pj's (bursting out of them) and tells her how wearing Megumin's clothes is causing the buttons to pop off the chest and makes her feel like Darkness must feel.

Aqua makes immaculate soap sculptures of Megumin sitting on the toilet and Axis sells them all over town.

Aqua leaves all her used liquor bottles in Megumin's room and locks her out of the bathrooms at night. She and Kazuma laugh at her every morning as she dumps them outside.

The party gets Yunyun drunk and leaves Megumin on the sofa at home, warmed only by the fire of her magical staff burning in the fireplace as kindling.

Kazuma ditches daily explosion practice. Megumin tails him and finds him with Yunyun and Aqua making fun of her stupid hat and loli chest size. They know she's there watching and have planted dynamite. Yunyun yells EXSPROOOOSHUN! and shatters boulders, causing the others to give it a 10/10 rating...nice bakaretsu.

Aqua and Kazuma tie her up in the bath and Aqua uses water magic to create a water-Sybian while Darkness squirms in the corner lecherously, asking her what it feels like.

Just spitballin'.

>>157457526
That's some serious autism, anon.

>>157430658

You nailed it. Except you misspelled KAZUMAAAA-SAAAAAAAAAN!!!

>>157457526
>Aqua makes immaculate soap sculptures of Megumin sitting on the toilet and Axis sells them all over town.
I can actually see this one happening

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>>157457526
>reddit spacing: the post

>>157457526
nice grasp of the cast's personalities here, Kazuma and Yunyun are totally the type to do that

>>157431732

Shit son, Darknessu gets better with time. People who bitch otherwise are usually anime-only or haven't read far enough or worse yet, think that Megumin has a legit shot at winning. She is all talk and is just a kid.

Darkness is ready to climb the stairs to womanhood and is a match for Kazuma as far as being filthy. The scene where she is wired up in a closet with him trying not to/threatening to piss on him is outstanding. Their interplay and deviant behavior is a highlight of the series later on.

Unlike the other two she is actually a competent and heroic person who is gimped by a very specific retardation that only matters in her adventuring "career". She can and does lead armies and cities with total competence. Megumin and Aqua's retardation makes them utterly unfit for life in general without a lot of help.

And we do all know that Aqua and Kazuma are totally drunk and fucking on that couch at 2am when the others are asleep, right?

>>157458049
See: >>157449040
It might change your opinion about Megumin's shot at winning.

>>157435400

Man, I don't know why but that picture is charming as fuck. It's obviously great that he is so alpha and all but look at her blush. And then consider the subtext it gains when you finally find out what Wiz is really like. Truly a sweetheart.

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>>157458204

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>>157428640

Yes. She does it plenty of times. She is just arrogant as fuck. Her whole problem, really, is that she has absolutely 0 filter. She is guileless. This may seem contradictory considering that she tries to scheme and pull things over on Kazuma but it super bad at it. I am thinking of when she gets sent to buy food in the ova and comes back claiming she didn't eat half of it.

She never pretends to be something she isn't, she doesn't hold grudges, she tries to be helpful almost all the time, she is good to her friends who did not literally steal her divinity, she adores her followers and was willing to be destroyed for them. She smiles easily and angers easily. She tries to work hard and be a good girl!

Think about how fast she railroads her kohai to bring Kazuma back. We all know she's isn't deviously planning long-term to value him as her way to defeat the devil king...she doesn''t think that far ahead and her scheming is always crap a 12 year old would come up with. She just wants him back.

She also generally likes camaraderie. There are also times when she is seen consoling the others, either quietly (such as holding the other girls or whatnot) or trying to console them but Aqua'ing it up like when she tells Lalatina to be proud of her name, which is Lalatina!

She even tells Mitsurugi she is ok being in Australia and not worried about it.

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>>157458549
>I am thinking of when she gets sent to buy food in the ova and comes back claiming she didn't eat half of it

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>>157458049
Lord Ignis pls

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>>157458549
She didn't eat anything!

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>>157458626

That filename....

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>>157458626

>>157458049
The funny thing about Darkness is that her heroic side is the fakest. Outside of her stereotypical himekishi gig, "I want to protect the weak", she puts in literally no effort to do so and even fails at it. Her selfish decision to not invest any points in sword mastery cost a few adventurers their lives when Beldia attacked Axel, only for them to be resurrected by Aqua. Her character is not believable at all.

Aqua and Megumin, on the other hand? They're actually competent and heroic persons, whose specific retardations that make them look like they don't. Aqua is ready to sacrifice so much for her followers, and Megumin puts herself in danger several times to protect Yunyun and the people of Axel in her spinoff.

I want to wear Megumin as a cock sleeve

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>>157459765
I want to wear Megumin as a backpack. I'd tell her to cast explosion and she would cooldown for the rest of the day, like a RPG item.

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You are plowing Megumin's magic 13 year old pussy from behind! What do you grab her by?

>her erotic bare shoulders
>her dorky hair tails
>her tiny waist
>her slutty dog collar
>her healthy hips

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Can I skip the LN volumes covered by the anime? The writing is pretty bad at the start

>>157460613

Go for it, you can read the earlier volumes once you're caught up with the translation

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>>157460479
I-I can't decide. I'd probably switch from her waist, to her hips, to her arms, to her tails. Probably wouldn't pull on the collar though as that could hurt her.

>>157460613
You'll miss out on a couple of things like the party swap section, but generally you won't be missing much.

>>157460613
I'd say you should at least read volume 4 for Wolbach's introduction.

>>157460479
waist is best

>>157460479
>What do you grab her by?
Her anus.

>>157460479
I'd let my fingers sink into those plump buttocks.

>>157457823
>redditspacing

People have been posting like this on 4chan for a decade. Dumb newfags.

>>157460479
>from behind
Do you take me for some kind of degenerate? I only have real, passionate sex in the missionary position with lots of hand holding and kissing.

>>157459250

Darkness leads actual armies into battle and is praised as a hero. In a massive real battle she is invaluable because as you seem to forget, she is basically indestructible. Her fetish doesn't matter much. She is shown to stand in the center of an enemy army and tank them all while her forces just pick them apart. She has retard strength and can pretty much crush rocks so that's a plus. She is also utterly fearless and sticks up for people.

Later on she is the ruler of Axel, runs her noble house, and is the person sent around with royalty as a bodyguard. Not using attack skills is all that keeps her from being completely op. Absolutely nothing about her is fake (other than playing sexual-advance chicken matches with Kazuma). She is completely competent and self-sacrificing and would be even more effective if Kazuma didn't manipulate her good nature. Although when he does that it sometimes ends up being more effective overall.

Aqua and Megumin have crippling problems that make them literally unfit to live other than as (maybe) bottom feeders. Megumin doesn't have a heroic bone in her body and is a scheming, devious asshole although she sticks up for her friends in her own jackass way. Aqua, well.......

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>>157464600

Strictly for procreation, naturally,

>>157464454

I think he meant "spacing". Because that's what it is. Maybe "internet spacing"?

Summer definitely started early.

>>157465258
Hopefully vol 12 will allow her character to grow further. In vol 11 she paid kids to write fan letters to Kazuma hoping to get him to come back to axel showing that she learned from Kazuma to use the weapon know as wealth

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>>157457823

>redditspacing

that's some reaching there, buddy

>>157428402
Is it big or small?

>>157430612
She's a goddess who's been guiding souls to the afterlife for god knows how long. Why wouldn't she have seen tons of dicks over the ages?

>>157464600
>hand holding

I'm not the degenerate here

Newfag here,was Vol 11 finally translated,or perhaps i missed some spoilers? Also i saw that Kazuma got kicked away from the party,what the hell happened?

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cute

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>>157468936

Megumin Monday had a decent summary
http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/157230361/#q157287915

and then there are these five translated scenes

https://pastebin.com/bXq8svVp
https://pastebin.com/xN6FuZF2
https://pastebin.com/8MTNaJ9y
https://pastebin.com/LFJcsHAw
https://pastebin.com/WiaVrDzW

>>157469742
Does Kazuma reconcile with Aqua?
The summary's kind of vague about their fight

>>157470550
Yes so after he left megumin he got into a 2v1 with Aqua and Darkness, he was able to take down darkness but lost to Aqua. Aqua was about to forgive him if he apologized but he refused.

After the whole deal with the police, Aqua used her most powerful heal magic <Sacred Highness Heal> on Kazuma when he complained about his wounds from the fight. It healed his body and also removed the memory loss effect and Kazuma realized he was actually wrong and was a piece of shit and apologises for his actions.

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>>157469374
Wiz is a big baby!

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>>157426776
I want to share my Fig Newtons with Megumin and her cat.

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>>157471151
I want to give Wiz a big hug!

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>>157471649
Feeding Megumin has to feel as satisfying as feeding a stray animal.

>>157471996
I used to love that picture until I realized how disproportionate her body is to her arms/hands.
She supposed to weigh 40kgs and have a very slender body.
That picture makes her look fat.

>>157472345
Really? I don't see it.

>>157471996
>you will never bake megumin brownies
>you will never cum in the batter and watch with a smile as she enjoys every bite and says they're really good.

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>>157472423
Why thought? She already consumes your cummies daily.

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>>157471996
As Megumin consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.

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Please be nice to Megumin!

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2smug4me

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>>157472825
Mischievous Megumin is a miracle of the universe.

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>>157472770
>putting things she wants on the top shelf
>denying her alcohol because she is a kid
>telling her how great huge tits are
>making her order from the kids menu
>calling her your 11 year old daughter in public

>>157471139
Aqua in charge to be best girl as always

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>>157473019

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>>157428069

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>>157449040
My first impression of volume 11 when I read the summary was pretty bad, but those cute scenes here and there have definitely changed my opinion of it. Megumin giving Kazuma all little money she has while the latter feels guilty about spending it? Just how adorable are they?

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>>157472964
As we can see here, the Crimson Semen Demon is instinctually leglocking its target, an evolutionary trait used to ensure effective insemination during sex, in case the male may desire to orgasm outside the vagina.

Once the Crimson Semen Demon has chosen its target, it will become increasingly aggressive and possessive in earning the host's affections, until the male is ready to mate. Small but sturdy, the Crimson Semen Demon is built for the roughest manhandling.

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>>157473401
W-where do I get my own Crimson Semen Demon??

>>157426776
Let it go.

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>>157473676
Megumin has become the Hikaru no Go.

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>>157473524
Crimson Semen Demons like to reduce their competition with human females by going after males with traits that make them less desirable to their own population. Jerks, NEETs, perverts, lolicons, manlets, these are common prey for Semen Demons. Should you spot one, it would be good to exhibit these traits if you would like to become a target.

You can spot them by their nubile bodies and erotic choice in clothing, which is designed to excite the viewer with sexual thoughts while not revealing too much, inspiring the male to discover what is underneath. This specimen is baring its thighs while wearing an extremely short tube dress, which leads to the observer imagining what is hiding just above thosw thighs. A similar technique is used by baring her shoulders, and a collar further activates sexual parts of your mind, exposing any fetishes such as asphyxiation and slave play.

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In the next chapter Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin come across Dan Kuroto who's after Kazuma for pirating his games

What happens next?

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>>157431987
S-source?

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>>157474050
>Jerks, NEETs, perverts, lolicons, manlets,
>tfw you have all these traits
I really want to become Crimson Demon rapebait now.

>>157474387
It's cropped but an iqdb image search will work.

>>157474374
>Kazuma pirated his games.

He's fucked.

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>>157474050
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>157426776
>season 3 comes out
nope

>>157474374
There's no way he isn't seducing Megumin with the amount of over the top bullshit he does.

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>>157473401
>>157474050
I swear,you Crimson fuckers write the strangest shit,Axis cultists seem more sane and stable compared to you delusional fuckwits

>>157474652
>Dan's intro is https://youtu.be/3-cuNZgu3sI from 1:00 onwards.
>Megumin instantly switches sides.

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>>157474778
You want to pick a fight, RX-78-2?

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>>157474778
We're just on a higher level of irony.

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>>157474778
m e n t a l i s s u e s

>>157474778
We don't expect people with INT penalties to understand.

>>157474778
Ah, but don't you understand what it means to stare out into the nebulous sea of beauty of Megumin that brings forth explosions of the mind to those who let her in? Can't you think about how amazing it would be to have the knowledge plant the spidery roots of its love deep into your flesh as you hear the slow and steady crack of your skull collapsing under the pressure of infinite truths? Eyes that gaze up into the heavens; a song that stops for no one! Let nothing come between you and the black nothingness that serves as the grave of sanity, a thing long since transcended! Lift your arms and give praise to the fire, singing and dancing in reverie and bliss. Know it and know it well. She is there behind my walls. I hear her in the dead of the dead night, listening with baited breaths as I clasp my hands around my throat. Oh, how blissful it must be to please her! If only the method would scream itself into my head behind my eyes, then I could turn them inwards and gaze upon the truth!

>>157427742
Seeing this image reminded me of a certain webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/ybzwtz.webm

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Why isn't the classic that started it all being posted anymore?

>>157475558
Вот зачем ты у меня её спрашивал..

>>157475953
I WANT NAIZURI

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>>157458321

Man, Wiz sure is a cutie

>>157475953
I didn't see this in the LNs,what the hell is happening here,and when did this happened? Did Kazuma finally gave the D?

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>>157476258
It's in Continued Explosions. Kazuma wakes up to find Megumin naked in his bed. He's confused at first, but he mans up and fucks her all night long.

>>157458321
>ywn marry a quiet cute raid boss tier shop owner

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>>157476355

I didn't believe it before watching this show the other day but Aqua is really really fucking stupid and she pisses me off

For god's sake this thread is fucking awful, next time just make a waifu general as always and stop tainting a good work like Konosuba with your faggotry.

I mean.
>>157427742
>>157428793
>>157441260
>>157448619
>>157459765
>>157471649
>>157473401
>>157474050
>>157475528

>>157477583
Just let it die

>>157477583
Aqua is a fucking horrible person. She legitimately angers me, which I guess is good since that was the authors intent.

>>157477650
Go away, newfag.

I don't understand the naming joke with the Crimson Demons. Do they sound weird in Japanese or something?

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> high intelligence
> can't figure out to grab staff by its end
If she's as smart as her parents, that's probably why they're so poor.

>>157478568
Yeah. Some are onomatopeia, others just sound weird. Dodonko is an example of an onomatopoeia combined with the word "ko" that can mean child or girl. An English equivalent would be "Tadah".
Then you have the names that just sound weird like Megumin, Yuiyui, or Hyoizaburo. Megumin and Yuiyui are basically cute nicknames you'd give to someone named Megumi or Yui, just like you'd call someone named Mike "Mikey", and Hyoizaburo is just an extremely cliché name for a blacksmith or a craftsman of sorts.

>>157478671
Rule of cute.

>>157478933
Just admit that she's retarded.

>>157478671
High int, but low Wis

>>157479154
I can't, I read the spinoff.

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>>157478881

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>>157454802
The best place on Earth. Megumin is a harbinger of harmony.
Conflict doesn't exist in Megumin General.

>>157478568
Dodonko sounds weird in any language. Same with Funifura.

>>157478671
Maybe she doesn't want to. There are times when you choose the hard way for no reason whatsoever.
Megumin might be a genius, but she's human too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIbYcFXXnN4
>Megumin used as a stock photo in a Youtube documentary
I'm actually speechless.

>>157481790
The guy actually stealthily disclosed his power level.

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>novels are just megu being shoved in our faces now
>it's not even a comedy anymore and just romance trash

>>157483713
Is Megumin waifubait now?

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This will never be your daughteru.

So, it's confirmed we're not getting a season 3?

>>157485294
Where is that from?

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Is it thread Yunyun time?

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>>157486545
not anymore

>>157485091
No, you replied to a meme

>>157485294
But I want this to be my waifu

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Fatatina
Lardatina
Fatness

>>157427867
Nah man I liked it

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>>157486779
How did we go from this

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I want to marry Wolbach and use the rest of the girls as concubines.

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>>157487250
Me too.

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Let's take turns with Megumin

>>157487692
Are we taking turns tickling her?

>>157426776
they gave s2 an anime original ending and didn't have the yunyun 'i want to have kazuma's babies' sequel hook, there's no way a season 3 is in the works

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explosion loli megu is good

but so is curvy adult megu

>>157488238
>26
More like 22, but I agree. She has to grow eventually.

>>157485091
Yes, even the author admitted that.

>>157488379
>the author's statement has been translated and explained several times but some people are still desperate enough to force that meme

Just read the novels you faggots.

>>157488598
nah it's much easier to pretend Megumin is the only character that gets focus

>>157488552
>megamemers can't resist the urge to sperg out and fall for the bait every time

>>157488718
no one would have replied to you if I weren't autistic enough to do so

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Is this the best scene in anime history?

>>157488846
It surely is the cringiest.

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>never
>EVER
life is gay

>>157426776

naw man, how can /a/ actually like this show?
how can y'all be entertained by that pathetic MC and his harem and those stupid videogame references. this was the probably the first anime that 100% disappointed me. I'm astonished anyone could actually like this show.

>>157488846
Why does Kazuma skip around like a fagget?

>>157488966
>this was the probably the first anime that 100% disappointed me
Your new is showing.

http://konosuba.com/news/?mode=detail&id=20170521

Emergency broadcast on the 28th
What could it be?

>>157489174
Gekijouban Konosuba: PRIDE OF CRIMSON MAGIC

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>>157489174
Probably just a rerun.

>>157489286
They're using a rerun timeslot to broadcast whatever this announcement will be.

>>157489355
>announcement
It's confirmed to be an announcement? Seriously?

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>>157428640
She's a psychopath:

Only cares about herself
Incapable of affection
Plays sympathy whenever she wants something
Tries to manipulate everyone into doing what she wants including by lying
Doesn't care who gets hurt as long as she gets what she wants
Zero self awareness shame or regret

Psychopath

>>157489676
Sounds like the average woman, famalampai.

>>157489139

why thank you. yes, I don't need to kill myself just yet.

>>157488966
Congrats on watching 3 animes