Which Keion would make the best fuck? bonus question: best girlfriend

>>157374705
The blonde one on both accounts, whatever her name was.

Yui would be the worst. Ui on the other hand...

Anon probably.

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>>157374774
>Yui would be the worst
Explain yourself, heathen

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>>157374705
Where is Mugi's right leg?

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Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.

Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.

Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.

And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.

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>>157374705
Azunyan and Azucat.

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Say something nice about my wife, Azusa!

>>157374705
Azusa
Mio

>>157375164
She would be too clueless or distracted to notice anything was going on and get into it and give you feedback. I mean you could fuck her in every imaginable way and act out all your fetishes on her and she wouldn't notice, but playing with an effectively lifeless doll can only be fun for this long, ie. only the first time after which it will lose all its novelty.

In the long run it would be just as fun as humping a cold wet towel on the bathroom floor. Actually humping a towel would be more fun, at least it doesn't start spouting random nonsense when you're about to cum.

Ristu is best at both
Yui can be a fun friend but I don't see her in sex.
Mio is just deadfish

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Anons that like Keions make the best fuck.

>Yugi
is gonna wanna try all sorts of new shit that'll eventually turn you off, but up until then she's gonna be the best sex you ever heard.
>Ritsu
is energetic and wild, she'd be shy at first but once you get her going she's gonna be bouncing all over your dick in ways you never thought imaginable.

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>>157375664
I want to have lewd fun times with the K-ONs and /a/.

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Just kidding. Mio is hot as fuck.

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>>157375664
>>157375814
>>157375872

>>157374705
The one that is not in the image.

>>157375913

Depends. Are you a cute girl?

>>157375814
Guys, why do I find a retard sexy?

>>157374705
Mugi purely because she is the most lewd. You can tell she has sex on the brain all the time. Everyone else is too innocent or prudish to want to receive a dick or even think about dicks.

Mio would be the best to break in because she'd desperately want to please you and would make a great wife one day.

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>>157375913
That sounds kinky, but how about we both plug up Ritsu's puss together instead? Feeling an anons dick with my own when it starts convulsing and pumping sounds heavenly.

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>tfw get left out

>>157375954
The christmas cake teacher? Ui? Nodoka?

If you say Nodoka I swear to GOD I would buy you a beer because of your refined patrician tastes

>>157376086
do you virgins ever get embarrassed at yourselves being such pathetic sacks of shit?

>>157376190
HOLY SHIT SOME ANONS ARE TALKING ABOUT STUPID PATHETIC SHIT, ON /a/ OF ALL PLACES

CALL THE POLICE

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>>157376209
A sweaty, panting Ritsu leaking our cum from both her holes would be quite a yummy sight.

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I guess I'll just watch.

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>>157376252
How yummy? Yummy enough?

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>>157376292
From your image filenames I'd really enjoy some time with you. Butts and butt worship are my biggest fetishes.

>>157376328
Yummy enough to make me want to lick her clean. And your dick, too.

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>>157376190
>not being a shameless degenerate

>>157376251
gay roleplaying belongs on /v/

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>>157376352
We could arrange to have you licking both at once. How's that sound?

Ritzu paizuri y/n

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>>157376422
That sounds enticing. Explain further.

Don't lewd k-on

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>this thread

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Threads like this are the reason mudslimes bomb innocent people.

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>>157376464
Well, you know.. We could have you tounging Ritsu's wet puss from one angle while I dive in dick first.

>>157374705
ritsu
nodoka and you know it

>tfw can't lewd roleplay even if I tried to

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>>157376569
Sounds yummy. I would really like to taste your cock covered in Ritsu's pussy juices.

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>You wanna put your ____ my _____, anon?

>>157376672
poop all over
penis

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>>157376640
Sounds like it'd feel good right? Maybe with Ritsu's pussy juices lubing my cock I could give your ass a go too.

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>>157376760
You have no idea how much I would enjoy that. I love the feeling of having my butt stuffed. Ritsu sitting on my face while my ass is pounded would be pure bliss.

>>157376579
Why not? It's really fun when you really get into it.

>>157375414
You just described the last chick I hooked up with, very attractive, but fucking lifeless in bed

Can you guys stop with the gay orgy roleplay

>>157376995

not your blog

Objectively best answer coming through
Mio would be the best fuck with Ritsu as a second choice
And Mugi would be the best gf with Yui as a second choice

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Reminder that people who like Mugi are literally niggers

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>>157374705

best fuck: Mio
best gf: Yui

>>157377121
sup mugi

>>157376869
I guess I just lack imagination to put it into words, I rather do stuff than talk about it.

>>157377213
Stop role playing

>>157375414
She's an idiot savant. You could easily train her to be the best at sex but the instant you stop maintaining her training she'd forget everything and you have to teach her it all again.
>>157374774
Are you talking about Mugi or Mugi's slave?

>>157377104
To elaborate on that, I think that Ritsu fucks better than Mio, as she's more propositive and energetic. Mio on the other hand is that much better looking, and knows her way around in bed, even if you'll probably end up having less fun.
Girls with a lot of money and a humble personality (or that simply don't care about being rich), make very good gfs , I can tell you from experience.

>>157377305
>>157377313
>trying this hard

So any real fan or all shitposters?

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I want Ritsu as my gf because I want a drummer to keep rhythm for me. Both of you shut the hell up please.

>>157377076
>>157377213
>>157377313
>>>/trash/

>>157377270
Mugi of course. Damn dear precious Mugi, if only we could see the side of her they didn't show in the show.

>>157377342
>>157377470
>>>/y/

>>157377512
You mean the side that has sex with black men?

Nuke this thread and start over without all the literal faggots

>>157378065
No you are gigantic faggot. Bisexuality is meme.

can someone post the art kakifly drew of the keions in their early-mid twenties? i can't find it in this fuckhueg folder

>>157378336
>>>/pol/

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>>157378630
???

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>this fucking thread
What th ebloody hell happened? I just posted "Ritsu is best" and we got that?! Stop it faggots.

>>157378872
Too much horny fags lately.

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>>157378872
Yui is best.
Now we wait

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>>157379017
but you can't fuck yui. She's too axesual.
>>157378993
まさに those fags are disgusting.

Ritsu

Mugi

>>157378993
>lately

Mugi of course.
How is that even question.

Sawako to both but I'd also consider Mio or Azusa, Mio would be great to break out of her comfort zones but something tells me she's a little psuedy, Azusa you'd enjoy a lot more deeper and philosophical conversations with.

>>157374705
Asusuna is would be the best in bed.
Mugi or Ui is best girlfriend.

>>157379017
I would have premartial and martial sex with Yui.

lewding the k-on girls is a mistake

I want Mugi

>>157384818
Hello Tyrone

>>157374705
which girl would your parents be most proud you brought home?

for me probably Mio

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>>157385153
Joke all you want but you know she's gorgeous

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I apologize on behalf of /a/'s Yuyushiki fans. It appears as if our resident ERPers leaked into a K-ON thread.

>>157385509
I didn't even know Yuyushiki threads had ERPers. They weren't there last time I went, but that was like a year ago

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>>157385596
I'm 99% sure it's the same people going by the writing styles. They used to be a big problem in our threads. The message on the door in this image is there for a reason.

>People acting like these gay K-ON threads haven't been around for years

Which Keions would you enter into a threesome with? I'd go for Mio and Sawako.

>>157386176
Mugi Ritsu would probably be the most enjoyable

I'd lose my mind

>>157386176
Yui and Ui for muh incest threesome

>>157386266

Sawako and Ritsu would have some great teasing and banter but I think Mio and Sawako would have great moments too especially if Mio breaks out of her shy exterior and becomes more strict and dominant.

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>>157386446
I've thought about Mio being like that in bed before but I unfortunately don't think it's realistic. It'd be really hot for her to sit on my face and talk all haughty and dominant.

I really, rwally want to sniff and eat out all of the K-ON's buttholes.

I would also like for them to pee in my mouth.

>K-On was 10 years ago

>>157386998

Didn't someone make a really detailed post about the Keions and their bottoms?

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Azu not for lewd

>>157387485
Several. I'm too lazy to find my screenshots of them though

>>157387592
You can't control her life

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>>157374705
An absolute wildcat!

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>>157388273
She's made for gentle cuddling and hand-holding though, and I'm sure she is content with that.

>>157388422

I want to have wild passionate sex with Sawako that have end results of us gently cuddling and holding one another close.

>>157388273

I can do everything I can so she has the wisdom and courage to make proper life choices

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>>157374705
ritsu both

>>157387485
Clammy is a national treasure. I don't know what nation he belongs to, but he's a national treasure.

Yui, series starts with her sizable ass, and she's the hedonist of the group.

also the best waifu

>>157374705
sunburnt azusa is the best choice

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Sorry Azunyan but when I see your cute little body I can't hold back!
I'm going to get rough and break your little hole.

>>157386176
Mugi and Yui
Or Mugi and Sawako

anyone but sawako. i thought she was fucking forty when i watched the anime for the first time

>>157376672
money where
mouth is

>>157377448
was this when they were freshmen? they look so young