Which Keion would make the best fuck?
bonus question: best girlfriend
>Yui would be the worst
Explain yourself, heathen
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
Say something nice about my wife, Azusa!
She would be too clueless or distracted to notice anything was going on and get into it and give you feedback. I mean you could fuck her in every imaginable way and act out all your fetishes on her and she wouldn't notice, but playing with an effectively lifeless doll can only be fun for this long, ie. only the first time after which it will lose all its novelty.
In the long run it would be just as fun as humping a cold wet towel on the bathroom floor. Actually humping a towel would be more fun, at least it doesn't start spouting random nonsense when you're about to cum.
Anons that like Keions make the best fuck.
is gonna wanna try all sorts of new shit that'll eventually turn you off, but up until then she's gonna be the best sex you ever heard.
is energetic and wild, she'd be shy at first but once you get her going she's gonna be bouncing all over your dick in ways you never thought imaginable.
I want to have lewd fun times with the K-ONs and /a/.
Mugi purely because she is the most lewd. You can tell she has sex on the brain all the time. Everyone else is too innocent or prudish to want to receive a dick or even think about dicks.
Mio would be the best to break in because she'd desperately want to please you and would make a great wife one day.
That sounds kinky, but how about we both plug up Ritsu's puss together instead? Feeling an anons dick with my own when it starts convulsing and pumping sounds heavenly.
A sweaty, panting Ritsu leaking our cum from both her holes would be quite a yummy sight.
I guess I'll just watch.
From your image filenames I'd really enjoy some time with you. Butts and butt worship are my biggest fetishes.
Yummy enough to make me want to lick her clean.
And your dick, too.
>not being a shameless degenerate
We could arrange to have you licking both at once. How's that sound?
That sounds enticing. Explain further.
Threads like this are the reason mudslimes bomb innocent people.
Well, you know.. We could have you tounging Ritsu's wet puss from one angle while I dive in dick first.
Sounds yummy. I would really like to taste your cock covered in Ritsu's pussy juices.
Sounds like it'd feel good right? Maybe with Ritsu's pussy juices lubing my cock I could give your ass a go too.
You have no idea how much I would enjoy that. I love the feeling of having my butt stuffed. Ritsu sitting on my face while my ass is pounded would be pure bliss.
Reminder that people who like Mugi are literally niggers
She's an idiot savant. You could easily train her to be the best at sex but the instant you stop maintaining her training she'd forget everything and you have to teach her it all again.
Are you talking about Mugi or Mugi's slave?
To elaborate on that, I think that Ritsu fucks better than Mio, as she's more propositive and energetic. Mio on the other hand is that much better looking, and knows her way around in bed, even if you'll probably end up having less fun.
Girls with a lot of money and a humble personality (or that simply don't care about being rich), make very good gfs
, I can tell you from experience.
I want Ritsu as my gf because I want a drummer to keep rhythm for me. Both of you shut the hell up please.
>this fucking thread
What th ebloody hell happened? I just posted "Ritsu is best" and we got that?! Stop it faggots.
but you can't fuck yui. She's too axesual.
まさに those fags are disgusting.
Sawako to both but I'd also consider Mio or Azusa, Mio would be great to break out of her comfort zones but something tells me she's a little psuedy, Azusa you'd enjoy a lot more deeper and philosophical conversations with.
Joke all you want but you know she's gorgeous
I apologize on behalf of /a/'s Yuyushiki fans. It appears as if our resident ERPers leaked into a K-ON thread.
I'm 99% sure it's the same people going by the writing styles. They used to be a big problem in our threads. The message on the door in this image is there for a reason.
Sawako and Ritsu would have some great teasing and banter but I think Mio and Sawako would have great moments too especially if Mio breaks out of her shy exterior and becomes more strict and dominant.
I've thought about Mio being like that in bed before but I unfortunately don't think it's realistic. It'd be really hot for her to sit on my face and talk all haughty and dominant.
She's made for gentle cuddling and hand-holding though, and I'm sure she is content with that.
Sorry Azunyan but when I see your cute little body I can't hold back!
I'm going to get rough and break your little hole.