>this elf confesses her feelings in front of you
What do?
>>157346045
curbstomp
>elf
I immediately proceed to terminate her with extreme prejudice.
>>157346045
Punch her in the face for being from a shitty show.
>>157346045
Turn 180 degrees and go back to my sexy imouto
jump under the table to lick her feet
Kill myself and hope I reincarnate in an anime that isn't shit.
>>157346045
rape.
*unzip pants*
>>157346045
Is she legal?
>What do?
This.
EH NANDATE
>>157346944
>>157346934
no hablo espanol, anon
>>157346944
>>157346973
Thanks based anon.
>>157346045
pull her ears
>>157347066
If you can't read that then it probably for the best. So I'm not gonna spoil you.
>>157347179
Will she die?
disregard and acquire imouto
>>157346934
lol, rekt
that dumb elf got so trashed
>>157346934
more elf for me
>>157346045
turn the haughty elf into a mom
>>157347425
it would be extremely painful
>>157346045
Dump her because she's too old. She's 14 after all.
>>157346045
She got dumped already? This was faster than Kuroneko.
Garithos was right
>she sees your sales
>>157350474
CUUUTE
Elf is so cute. Sagiri is so cute. Very cute JC.
>>157346934
something about socks huh
I would lick her soles
>>157346045
>look at her in shock
>ask her if she meant it
>she blushes and whispers "y-yes"
>cup her cheek and lean in for a kiss
>if she's okay with it go for it, but no French way, too lewd for first kiss
I want to nibble on Sagiri's ears sexually.
>>157346045
Tenderly insert dick.
Is Elf her real name?
>>157347066
It says that for somebody like MC, who went through the trouble to kill his parents to make his sister a hikkikomori so that he has control over her, dating or even liking Elf is merely a distraction and not worth it.
>>157352743
That's it, novels picked the fuck up.
>>157346045
hold hands and go to a cafe for coffee and sweets
>>157352568
Of course not.
>>157346376
Nope
>>157350132
Dumping implies that she was dating him, which never happened.
This show's AOTS
Fuck her right then and there
>>157346045
I stay still cause the animators used all the budget for the JC fanservice scene
>>157350186
Garithos would fuck that elf out of pure spite and you know it
>>157351715
A
FUCKING
SOCK
Elfags remind me of pigfags in their rampant militancy. It's like I'm watching Netoge all over again.
>>157346045
Report to nearby inquisitor
Xenos scum should be a exterminated
>>157360408
Haven't watched it. Is she best girl in that too?
>>157360471
yes sir!
>>157346045
sorry but I love Sagiri
>>157360471
We you see "best girl" is a matter of taste, as and I'm sure you're well aware taste can vary quite wildly from person to person so therefore trying to elevate one girl as objectionably better than another is a fallacy outside of some minor criteria, such as how much character development they receive, screentime they have or possibly how dere they act towards the main character.Besides this is best girl.
>>157360576
stinky fake neet
>>157360576
Hisasi should have provided character designs for this too.
Do we really need 3 threads about this show at once?
>>157346045
I love Emilia(Sagiri)
>>157363093
Yes we do.
>>157363093
The other two are hate threads
>>157363093
Considering this isn't /ag/ - Anime Generals, then yes, having more than one thread on a single topic is allowed.
>>157363093
why not?
>>157346045
put a hook on it and try to catch a bigger elf
>>157363093
blame the haters
they talk about this show more than anyone else
>>157363578
>catch only elf lesbians or fat weaboos
>>157364024
It's literally just one guy from /v/ being all pissy about how well Sagiri is doing.
>>157363093
Yeah, we need a couple of containment threads for the butthurt this show is causing apparently. Not anything new.
>>157346045
>in front of you
So she's confessing in front of me but not to me?
>>157365308
Bingo.
Check the clock.
>>157366256
AROUND ELVES
>>157366256
Use them before killing them.
Honestly this show would be 100x better if all the characters would be just a few years older, my suspension of belief is fucking WRECKED by 15-13 year olds writing successful books and shit, 17 would of course would still be somewhat unbelievable but still easier to swallow. Also, then all the blatant fan-service wouldn't be as disgusting.
>>157371976
>Also, then all the blatant fan-service wouldn't be as disgusting.
Normalfags please go.
>>157372109
Also what the fuck is up with this gray haired bitch having that dumb ass headset and voice amplifier when talking to his bro face to face, THIS IN NOT OKAY LEARN TO SPEAK PROPERLY, CUNT.
>this elf confesses her feelings in front of you, what do?
Walk away and mind my business since she confesses to someone else and I'm just a bystander.
>>157346045
The fact that nothing happened in the story in response to this makes it pretty clear that the author hasn't learned from their mistakes. If anything, they're even worse now.
>>157372269
She does eventually.
cuddle
>>157346045
Respond to her feelings
Carefully asses that she's not Sagiri, reject her and proceed to go home andhugmy imouto
>>157346934
what does it say?
>>157371976
>my suspension of belief is fucking WRECKED by 15-13 year olds writing successful books and shit
I don't see why not since a lot of LNs have the writing quality of decent to bad 12 year old fanfiction. Then again I don't know Japanese.
>>157346045
Throw her into a den of Goblins
>>157372594
Nah, that's for Sagiri.