Saber can beat your shit up!

But wouldn't it be easier to use a plunger to unclog the toilet?

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>>157317065
>implying

>she won't actually ever
>because she isn't real
Why
Even
Live

She can beat my meat instead.

>>157317065
That's not saber that's berserker

but can she eat my shit up!

Saber likes to get beat up.

>>157320747
Just as much as she likes to beat people up

>>157320808
doubtful

>>157317065
I'd cum inside her so FUCKING HARD.

>>157317065
Does Saber Alter have a magic ding-twanger too?

>>157320828
>highest kill count in the game

Yeh, nah

>>157317065
I want to be Saber's harapan target

>>157321484
>harapan

?

>>157321890
I wan Saber to put her giridikiran in my buyupussey

>>157321243
>highest kill count in the game
I thought that was Illya and Heracles.

>>157317065
That tummy is made to be rasp-berried

>>157317065

God I want her to trap me in her thighs.

I'm immune to womanlets. No female under 170cm can harm me.

>>157321950
>Heracles

Shouldn't that be Herakles?

>>157321993
Don't you mean motorboated?

>>157322093
High height is a disadvantage in boxing

>>157322093
>God Hand but based on height alone
Too OP pls nerf.

>>157322605
>I've never boxed in my life

>>157322615
>>God Hand

?

>>157324317
Berserker's NP.

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>>157320721
That is a saber, pic related is a berserker.

>>157324801
Okay, context check.

>>157324868
Spats are a miracle of the universe.

>>157320721
Alter with no ahoge is saber, with ahoge is berserker.

>>157322005
Good taste

>>157317065
I could beat up my shit too but that would be fucking gross

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>>157324868
>That is a saber, pic related is a berserker.
>>157320721
>That's not saber that's berserker

What the fuck makes her "berserker", she looks like the SAME FUCKING SABER (Alter)

That's stupid she's just a girl.

>>157326019
>>157325032

>girls
>strong

>>157326134
Everyone associates Saber with Arturia.

>>157317065
Leave Saber to me

>>157324868
I'd go berserk with my dick in that ass

>>157326564
You wouldn't last 5 seconds

>>157326638
5 seconds and another go
I can cum 7 times in a row

>>157326697
No you can't.

>>157326731
Yes I can, I do it every day

>>157326871
No, you don't.

>>157317065
its not getting beat up if I enjoy it

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>>157318188

>>157317065
Don't Eat Me!

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I want to get bullied by Rider

>>157317065
She's pregnant with my child.

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>>157327501
Loli, vanilla or monster girl?

Sakura is the best, Rin is ok and Saber is a shit. A SHIT

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>>157326019
I want to talk to her feet.

>>157327720

As she should be. Saber is meant to be a docile doting mother.

>>157327846
Get out wormfag

>>157328107
Sakura is kind.

>>157327902
But Saber is a father.

and a terrible one

>>157327501
>Shinji's used dicksleeve

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>>157328284
Wow fag shut the hell up.

>>157327902
Dotes on my chin chin

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>>157327902
saber is meant to be a maid

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>>157328383
>unironically defending some used up slut

>>157326902
Yes I do

>>157328284
shinji didnt manage to fuck a girl that was tied up and at his mercy

>>157331230
Why?
>>157312513

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>>157317065
I don't think so.

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>>157325032
(puzzled expression)

>>157327501
When was she ever in Florida?

>>157327247
I didn't know she could float

>>157326019
When will we ever get a doujin of Arturia Alter and Jeanne Alter hatefucking?

>>157328475
What's with her?

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>>157327846
>>157328107
>>157328146
Sakura is a nice girl.

>>157324868
Since when did Alturia have an ahoge?

>>157331448
>>157325032

>>157327247
>>157318188
Local teacher punches punch ghost

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>>157331298
I just realized that the end of First Order is basically just a remake of this. Hm.

>>157317065
Nah, I'm stronger than her if I'm a servant on the same class

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>>157331367
I prefer full vanilla Jeanne Alter doujins

https://exhentai.org/g/1039256/9139e0f58e/

>>157331547
Oh yeah that fucking terrible movie.
I almost forgot about it.

>>157331625
But you're not.

>>157331687
Of course, a normal human is weaker than a servant
Just saying

>>157331671
"Movie" is not the right word. And, hopefully, they'll make more. The end seems to imply that they intend to.

>>157331829
It was still god damn terrible.
It made literally no sense.

>>157331974
If you know nothing of Fate or Grand Order, sure. It's not intended to be independent.

>>157332186
I've only played the Stay/Night VN and seen the Zero anime.
What am I supposed to know before watching this GO stuff? I thought it was supposed to be a retelling of a previous Grail War. Guess I got that wrong?

>>157332186
How did Prisma Illya become a servant?
Did she die? Does that mean she dies in Prisma?

>>157332324
Just read the wiki for a quick summary.

>>157332324
>>157332329
https://pastebin.com/RA8Px5jz

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>>157317065
Yeah, sure.

>>157317065
is it just me or does that picture look like the artist had a pose in mind and decided to change it halfway in

>>157326019
>>157324868
What is Alter? I've only seen UBW and Zero and I plan on getting into the VNs soon but is this Alter stuff in the non-canon timeline?

>>157332584
>non-canon timeline
No such thing.

Stop posting now, read the VN, and talk about it when you have.

>>157332780
Should I just dive into Stay night then Zero? I thought there was was a few timelines with the main one by the writer of Stay night and the others by different writers? Is Alter just like making evil versions of the characters?

>>157332540
she looks out of shape
I assume OP is a 350 pound fatass who thinks that anyone in a workout getup must be some kind of olympian.

>>157332858
Just play. Or go Wikia it if you'd rather keep asking.

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>>157332858
>Should I just dive into Stay night then Zero?
Yeah, pretty much. Don't bother with Hollow Ataraxia (HA), no matter what anyone tells you. It's never relevant in any conversation about the franchise whatsoever. The VN is a boring and worthless slog, but it'll give you the answers you want for a lot of things. The questions you still have after that are answered across various works, but generally condensed into Grand Order.

>>157332986
>>157333003

Alright thanks anons! I'll just look up the release order and play through that

>>157327247
SABER BTFO

>>157317065
She can beat herself up?

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Reminder that Medea would have won the grail if the contest was fair and square. Shes the most powerful caster and would have 1v1d every servant if it wasnt for sneaky bullshit

>>157333137

Berserker'd wreck her shit.

>>157333003
Isn't Hollow Ataraxia the sequel to Stay night? It sounds pretty important

>>157333137
>if the contest was fair and square.
>fair and square.
>fair
>and square

fuck off fastwheels, go watch Lancer fuck you waifu

>>157333033
>play

You mean "read"

>>157333237
My bad!

>>157333137
save for the fact that Saber, Berserker and Lancer can shrug off her spells like they are nothing

>>157333237
The choices.

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>>157333033
That really won't work, in all seriousness. 50% because it's not necessarily all translated, and 50% because some of it is either confusing (Strange Fake), unnecessary (Extra & CCC), or irrelevant (Apocrypha).

The ones that will ever come up in discussion are: Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Zero, Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya, Fate/Grand Order. After the first two, you can start to learn about the rest of the franchise and read whatever you want - but the second two are the only spinoffs which you'll see being discussed actively anymore. So, it's just up to your taste after SN & Zero.

The Zero light novels are here: https://readfag.wordpress.com/unedited/fatezero/
People will (erroneously) complain about the quality of the translations because they weren't done from Japanese to English, they were done from Chinese to English. I could go line by line with them through the volumes to prove that they're not bad, but it wouldn't change anything. To avoid this crap, just never acknowledge the novels - you can quote them, but don't acknowledge them directly.

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WAAAAAAH! Help! There's ketchup in my eyes! It's blinding meeeeeee!!!!!!

>>157317065
Is Saber pregnant in that pic?

Unless I'm the abortionist I don't see how I can legally beat her up

>>157333273
This is when Souichirou "I can kill servants" Kuzuki comes in.

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>>157333375
Ow. Never mind. Ow. It's just my eye blood.

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>>157317065
I'm gonna beat up that lil pussy

>>157326195
>Anons
>Not weak

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>>157333399
>punch Berserker
ok

>>157333185
It's not important and isn't really referred to in any way in any other works. It features such things as Cu and Gil fishing, and all of the main girls talking about their bikinis at a pool.

>>157328274
But nothing about Mordred was even remotely Arthuria's problem.
1) Crazy women takes your sperm to make a supersoldier,
2)supersoldier is an autist and never confesses to you.
3)Chimps out because in the middle of running a fucking kingdom you never noticed it.

anyone has that pic with that explanation of "how you would win the grail war" that ends with the "can shiki kill servants" question?

>>157328383
He straight up said she was only good as a woman. They fucked. She probably consented because he didn't need to blow his spellbook.

>>157333529
>supersoldier is an autist
that's directly Arthuria's problem

>>157333375
My friend made me watch Zero first so when I got to this scene I legit bawled my eyes out

>>157333399
>has one method of killing
>Fight the guy you need twelve different methods to kill

>>157333648
What kind of secret Chinese assassination group only trains people to assassinate people with just their fist?

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>>157333137
>Anyone but an EMIYA that gave a fuck ever winning the 5th War

>>157333648
This always fuckin bothered me.
What exactly is considered one method?
I can get behind the whole "caliburn kills him super dead" whaterever times over in one go, so god hand can't auto protect him in time. Fuck it, fine.
But what if he survives the sword beam? Is he outright imprevious to caliburn altogether now?
Or if he is decapitated with some other a-lst thing, is he immune to decapitation or that specific thing?
If he is stabbed with, let's say, durandal in the heart and dies, can he still get decaped with it or swordbeamed?

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>>157333977
>Q: Is Berserker's "immunity against an attack he has experience before" an ability of his Noble Phantasm, or is it due to his ability to see through the attack?
>A: The answer is that, it is a result of both the resilience of his body, as well as his techniques. God Hand has the ability to make Berserker's body immune against an attack after it has been damaged once by the said attack. Also, Berserker himself possesses the skill to see through an attack he has witnessed before. However, due to Mad Enhancement, this "technique of a swordsman" is sealed. As a result, he can only count on the ability of God Hand.


>Q: With Berserker's Noble Phantasm God Hand, you gain resistance to an attack once you're hit by it, but do you only gain this resistance by having died once? Would the same attack be effective multiple times as long as it was before he died? <Madao Gingetsu>

>Nasu: You don't have to die. For example... if you were to take fire damage, once you recover you would gain +100 resistance to fire.
>Takeuchi: Oh, feels like it has been toned-down. Wouldn't it have completely nullified it before?
>Nasu: I said it won't work, but I don't think I've ever said it'll be negated. BB: "Mine is to nullify all attacks, Macho-san's is to triple his defense! What's the difference!?" Heracles: "It's not even close (to your hacked ability)!"
>Takeuchi: No matter how you put it, it's an overpowered skill.

There you go. Gil's basically the only Servant able to completely beat him in the 5th War, I guess. Maybe Medea, too, given some bizarre creativity.

>>157327843
All 3. Simultaneously.

It would be a glorious death.

>>157334246
Oh, thanks. So he isn't outright immune, he just becomes resitant to the point that previous atacks become negligable. That is both more broken then I imagined it being.

Wouldn't EMIYA then still be able to kill him with long range broken phantasms and\or inside UBW?

>>157334497
>Wouldn't EMIYA then still be able to kill him with long range broken phantasms and\or inside UBW?
See Fate route. He can kill him, he just doesn't *win*.

>>157334591
Yeah I remeber that one, which again is weird to me, because if he did deploy UBW, than he supposed to be able to outspam Gil's barrage within it.

Still no:
Muromets lancer
Sokolnik assassin
Dobrinya saber\rider
Popovitch saber\archer
Svytogor berserker
Peresvet lancer
Kolovrat berserker\avenger
Elena the beautiful caster
Vasilisa the wise caster
Maria Morevna as rider(?)\lancer
Volha Vseslavovich rider
Prince Ivan\Ivan the fool archer\rider
Olga of Kiev caster\avenger
Vladimir saber
Peter the Great rider
Dmitriy of the Don rider
Aleksander Nevsky saber\rider
Rasputin caster
Pushikin caster
STILL no Ivan the terrible
No Kutuzov (where the fuck is Napoleon btw)

No motherfucking Koschei as saber\caster\rider

And that is not counting minor bogatyrs and spiritual\nechist fuckers.

Where are slav servants at?

>>157333389
No, but I think that pic was taken around the time when she used her magical futa dick to fuck and knock up her sister.

>>157333529
She was litterally given magical futa dick power just to fuck her sister and knock her up.
She did it willingly.

That is all on "her".

>>157334703
Anything under A-Rank can't kill/harm Berserker.

UBW ranks down everything it copies by one letter. By that, he can only hurt Berserker by using Broken Phantasms to rank stuff up again to hit him once [per]. It also requires a huge amount of mana to replicate high-level weapons (Caliburn, Gae Bolg), even in an incomplete way, so he can't actually afford to replicate them at all in many cases.

>>157334246
So DC basically ripped off Berserker when they created Doomsday?

>>157333529
Did Arturia even know at least how Mordred looked? Because if yes, then a good chunck of camelots problem could've been solve by telling her to go fuck Lancelot at the exchange of her getting to be the king at some point later.

>>157334960
>Doomsday: 1992
>Founding of Type-Moon, 1999

Anon...

>>157334845
stat up Rasputin right now

>>157335364
I'd just give him upper-middle Caster stats. It's not like he is/was anybody special in comparison to the unquestionable top Casters.

>>157333137
Saber: A magic resist; needed to be pinned by Command Spell for Caster to not die immediately
Lancer: C magic resist, faster, stronger, and more skilled than her
Archer: D Magic resist, was trouncing her in a fair fight, completely rused and killed her later
Rider: B magic resist, faster, stronger, and more skilled than her
Berserker: Lol

She's right fucked against anyone in a direct matchup. She's still high tier for Casters (barring whatever new shit GO's pulling this week), Casters are just at that big a disadvantage.

>>157334497
>>157334703
Using UBW on Berserker is a one-way ticket to the grave. Its swordspam is too weak to affect him and he's given a beeline to fuck Archer's shit up. The terrain advantage of fighting in the Einzbern castle was hugely important to Archer pulling off 6 kills.

>>157335678
As far as I know, there are only two Casters better than her, and one of those two did not come from Grand Order, so I don't know why you're complaining about Grand Order.

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>>157334703
Herk is immune to anything under A-rank. All NP inside UBW are B-rank and less, Archer need to manually charge them with mana and turn them into Broken Phantasem to reach A-rank before using them to harm Berserker. Summoning UBW would be a waste of mana.

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>>157335825
Caster Cu, NR, Merlin, Solomon, that makes 4 just on top of my head.

>>157335920
Cu is not a better Caster than her. NR is a book. Merlin is not from Grand Order. Solomon is the one from Grand Order.

>>157335860
>Summoning UBW would be a waste of mana.
Yet, he does it.

>>157335364
Relatively physically strong Caster with minimal mad enchantment (mad monk), high rank hypnosis, some kind of anti assassin radar, battle contnuation and healing touch (possibly through dicking) as a NP

>>157331404
Wants to give Saber the D and turn her into a tiny pet so she can play dress up to post lewd pics.
Thought it was easy to understand.

>>157336063
Doesn't Tamamo also outclass her?

>>157336158
fuck yes
now we're talking

>>157336191
Easily.

>>157336191
>>157336263
Tamamo is not from Grand Order.

>>157336177
but...saber already has the d.

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>>157333537
Day 6 was too far.

>>157332919
Guilty as charged, stuffing my face with oreos right now (not OP)

>>157326902
Yes he does.

>>157336063
Cu beat the shit out of Archer as Caster when Medea nearly got her shit wrecked.

>>157338409
As always: powerleveling doesn't really work in Fate - especially, cross-class.

>>157338783
This, Fate's always been more about gimmicks and counters than about pure power. It matters, but not to the point where you steamroller everyone.

>>157338783
>>157338878
Yes but nothing Cu showed was put as being a counter specifically for Archer. It all came out as just general rune magic shit and he still did better than Medea.

>>157331518
More like local teacher pounds female ghost.

>>157338973
Medea's not really skilled at fighting. Being a skilled mage is totally different from having a lot of combat experience. Archer's experience and combat logic lets him fight and win against opponents that are far higher than him in pure stats, but that's not as useful against a hero like Cú who's been on a battlefield since he was old enough to fight.

>>157338409
>>157338973
Reminder that First Order is an adaption of a shitty video game. All the enemy servants were trash mobs in an RPG. You could take nearly any servant, replace Cu in the role of ally servant, and they'd perform just as well.

>>157338878
It still raises the issue that servant stats make barely any sense.
>Herc can somehow push through Asterios
>Medea should technically be faster than EMIYA
>Diarmuid is technically faster than Karna

>>157326019
Berserker has an ahoge.

>>157339110
Unlike Cu, she's also willing to suck off people for mana.

>>157317065
So what? She'll never be attractive to men with a muscular body like that.

>>157339238
Letters are just a vague approximation of effect potential, not 'pure power' or something. One A Rank NP can completely overwhelm another, and so on. Ars Nova is D Rank.

>>157336896
love it, thanks anon

>>157317065
I would hope so. I would hate to have a servant that can't even fight dookie on the toilet.

>>157335022
No, Mordred never took off her dumb helmet.

Post more lewds faggots

>>157342306
>>>/u/
>>>/vg/
>>>/h/
All there, explicitly for your intention.