Anon, what do you mean you don't stick your dick in crazy?

>>157096914
Only after marriage.

>>157097149
>getting married to crazy

Ok now that's just being a fool. Sticking your dick in crazy is foolish enough

>>157097238
crazy is great sex but not worth the bad end

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>>157096914
Whoever said that is a god damn faggot. I'd stick my dick in crazy and cum inside countless times.

>>157097263
Just pump and dump, avoid the bad end entirely

>>157097843

>what are yanderes

I see you learned nothing from School Days

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>>157096914
Crazy is fine, but a clock? That's where I draw the line.

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>>157096914
Of course I would, otherwise they'd stick something in me.

>>157097385
I miss her.

>>157097960
It's a good clock though

>>157097960
I'd cock a clock.

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I want to fuck a clock, if you catch my drift

>>157098000
This anon knows his shit

>>157098000
Why not both?

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>>157096914
the only crazy i would dick.

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>>157096914
Who told you that? I'd breed with Kurumi 24/7

>>157100820
But Kurumi isn't for lewd

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Actually, not being a japanese whiny beta fuckboy who tries to get the most boring girl available and adamantly refuses to dick the crazy at the same time seems like a reasonable survival tactic to me.

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>>157099233

>>157101038
>whipping scars

NO MY DICK STOP THIS

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I don't like her but I still want to rape her face

>>157100820
Spirits can't get pregnant

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I'm at a point in my life where I'd stick my dick in almost anything, but of the things I DO want to stick it in Kurumi is pretty high up the list.

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>>157101497
Not with that attitude.

>>157101497
We can't know that for sure without at least hundreds of trial runs

>>157101917
This anon is on the right track

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>>157103341

>>157103341
Shido's such a homo

>>157099233
I'm sorry but I don't understand, please explain further

>>157099233
>not cock a clock

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>>157101497
You're probably just not cumming hard enough

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>>157103341

>>157105256
Why do I always watch the whole thing

>>157096914
Crazy is more fun when it pins you down and forcibly puts your dick inside.

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Nope, but I would a clock.

>>157101038
why is crazy so cute?

Clock or empty?

>>157101038
>whipping scars
You monster.

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>>157105256
goddamnit how did i know that this was coming

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My clock folder is filled with lewd.

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Whoever said that, it wasn't me.

>>157108181
Is that toast staring at me?

Clock for the cock.

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>>157097912
They can't kill you if you kill them first, anon.

>>157096914
I only stick my dick in onaholes

>>157109631
pls post everything

>>157113201
>you kill them
delet yur life

>>157113201
>posting Yuri
Fitting for a comment like that. Except that it should be card them.

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>>157101038
I choose the bear

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>>157101038
>tears
>whip marks

>>157107268
>implying that doesn't make it a million times better

Crazy won't settle for gentle

>>157101038
i want to have this clock fall asleep in my arms

>>157096914
It's not physically possible for someone less sane than me to exist. Thus I cannot, unfortunately, find someone who could be deemed "crazy" in comparison to me.

>>157107597
>that terrible image quality

Seems like bait

I want crazy to stick her dick inside me!

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>>157096914
I want to cock the entire multiverse of clock

>>157107597
Yanderes are supposed to kill the competition not the object of their affection

She isn't a yandere, she's just a fucking nutter

>>157096914
It's a meme created by some genius, he wanted to have all the best girls for himself.

>>157118096
If you cock one clock is tha like cocking them all? Or is each clock cocking a new cocking experience

>>157096914
Fools, only the dick can cure her of her crazy.

>>157119125
counterpoint
>headpats

>>157119250
What if I headpat her while my dick is inside her?

And what if I'm holding her hand with my other hand?

Would that work?

>>157119337
You would mind break her with lewdness overload

>>157119337
it would cancel out

you have to do them one at a time

>>157118964
You would have to cock one of the original iterations of clock, thereby retroactively cocking all of the later versions as well.

>>157119547
I would prefer to cock them individually though

>>157108181
We've been here for far too long

>>157097385
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER GAME COMPILE ITS BEEN 5 YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is she crazy, evil or just misunderstood?

>>157120499
Just crazy and misunderstood.

>>157101038
Is it wrong that I want to hold one of those candles over her back as it drips hot wax on her?

>>157096914
I haven't kept up with DaL, did he tame the clockslut yet?

>>157120895
i mean - kinda

that shit sounds very painful, and shes already teared up

>>157119125
>wanting to cure her

>>157121139
>not wanting to cure her

>>157120499
All of the above.

>>157105783
Nice taste my anon.

Damn I love dumb, and crazy girls.

>>157109631
That's like saying that your ocean folder is full of water

>>157120895
Why else would they be there?

>>157121107
Why would you want to?

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>>157105783
What if crazy just pins you down to cuddle while you sleep?

She is not crazy, in fact she is the only character that interesting in the novel

>>157126138
ideal

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Yanderes are great, they are the perfect candidates to be a beat up wife.

>>157126419
actiually - scratch that. ideal is when crazy wants you to gently cuddle it

>>157126138
Less exciting than when she straight violates you, but still cool.

>>157120895
Not at all that's pretty typical bdsm play, not that I would know.

>>157126646
Tenshi is for tender love and neglect play.

>>157126646
DELET - yanderes are for healing

>>157096914
It means we don't stick our dicks in anything. Except inanimate objects I guess, but those can't be crazy.

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>>157096914
But I do.

>>157096914
Is there a saying for sticking your dick in edgelords?

>>157126256
So crazy then

>>157096914
>Crazy.

Did nothing wrong.

>>157096914
>he doesn't purposefully cultivate crazy

It's like you don't want to know what true love is.

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I don't know which I love more. My wife Kurumi or all the sexily oiled gears she's always drawn adorned with.
Has anyone ever made a dicksucking automata?

>>157096914
You aren't crazy

Crazy a best

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>thread is still alive
Rockin' around The Clock

>>157103402
I would have ravaged her right there and then. But she'd kill me 0.00005s after

>want to stick your dick inside Kurumi
>but you don't know where to stick it when there's a LOT of them

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I prefer my crazy in the paper variety

>>157135904
All of them anon. You don't get to stop until they are all pleased

>>157135914
Fucking finally, 105 posts before someone with taste showed up

>>157135914
She's like the worst girl in the series though

Why do we love Origami?

>>157137138
Because she loves you no matter how terrible you are

>>157135914
>>157136330

p. much, good to see someone's still got their head on straight

>>157101038
Man, do I want to add to those whip marks bad.

>>157140129
Same here my man, she deserves it

>>157135914
Name one good thing about paper

>>157141370
Loyal

>>157141370
She will do literally anything you ask her to. I challenge you to find something she would say no to

>>157143383
Leave the Spirits alone.

>>157143383
Stop wanting to fuck Shido

>>157096914
I did it for real and I wouldn't recommend it
she wanted me to basically rape her and I couldn't bring myself to do it so she ended up dumping me

>>157144674
>I did it for real
>next line admits he didn't have the nuts to do it

>>157101582
MUH

>>157144674
The only thing that makes me genuinely afraid is the possible rape accusation.

>>157144674
memes aside, won't that imply consent in some way already?

I wonder if Kurumi would let one of her clones get attached to you a little, then kidnap you and the clone, tie up the clone, and fuck you in front of the clone. I sure hope she would do that at least

>>157097385
This. You're a baka if you don't want the crazies. 10/10 would get with crazy over regular.

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>Not wanting to marry and get with crazy.

>>157145370
Imagine all the kinky shit you'd do with her.

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>>157145486
Would give anything.
Pity we're all stuck in meatspace.

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Sounds like an uncomfortable experience.

>>157145546
If you believe in multiverse theory in one of the worlds you'll be with her but you won't know the same feeling.

>>157145486
Only if I get to impregnate her clones separately.

>>157145702
You know you'll have lots and lots of kids then? You'd have to take responsibility anon or she'll kill you.

>>157096914
I don't stick my dick in anythin

What if I am crazy?

>>157118184
She only killed bad people, how is that bad?

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>>157117071
You want a futa clock?
>>157118096
That's a lewd clock butt desu.

>>157145606
>fucking up your one try to get a yandere waifu
what is this shit

>>157147244
This. He didn't even let her sleep in the same bed. What a baka desu.

>>157146523
I dunno.

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>>157096914
STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OR

>>157126138
Punch White Queen

>>157145606
Goddamn that sounds so fucking hot
Why didn't he just stay with a loyal gf?
Why are people so fucking scared of a bit of obsession and bloodplay?

>>157148669
Well at least he admits it in the end that he should've stuck with her.

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>>157096914
I would a hot stalker.

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Only issue I can see with them is that if a random girl talks to you, then she gets killed wouldn't it give you a guilty conscience or possibly lead to you getting in trouble with it?

>>157126138
Spoilers never.

>>157149266
>if a random girl talks to you
>implying that ever happens

>>157149266
As long as I don't kill someone, it's not my fault.

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>>157143453
>Leave the Spirits alone.
Ok, anything except for this

>>157149600
Asking for directions or anything small or talks to you online she'll hunt them down.
>>157149757
You still could get in trouble for being an accomplice and would cause headaches because you'd constantly be a suspect if she's constantly killing people you've talked to.

>>157149905
>Asking for directions
who do you think i am?

also, that seems extreme even for a yandere

>>157149905
>Asking for directions
who does that?

>>157149957
Tourists do that's who anon or just people who are lost.

>>157149905
>Asking for directions

>>157149905
>some particles from an other females makes contact with you, thus violating the NAP, so she slaughters her whole family

>>157141370
It beats rock.

>>157150354
But does it beat the cock?

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>>157150809

>>157151596
As expected of the cock.