Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
These are the shittiest, most uninspired, unfunny threads /a/ ever produces and that takes some fucking doing. This is literally the exact same thread every single time with no variation. Fuck off.
Now imagine the ~100 cm Shinobu
Weighing roughly 20 kg
I'd imagine it would be twice as fun.
She's a girl, so it's cute.
Ooh, so you want to manhandle that beautiful short crimson mage? Here's the form!
how and why did this pasta take off
The same reason of why YunYun getting that reject baby shit.
It's /a/ll your fault, you make a meme about bullying and stuff and then regret it and want to delete it.
Also anything that can be bullied (like all the family of Megumin) is a chance for you to vent all your frustration and shit.
In volume 5, Kazuma's party travels to the Crimson Magic village because it's being attacked by the demon king army. At one point, they have to cross a wide open plain, and Kazuma decides to go in first to bait the monsters and then use his escape skill. He then defeats a female orc, and it turns out that a whole group of female orcs were hiding nearby and they try to rape him. As he is pinned on the ground, however, he is saved by Yunyun who chases the orcs away with advanced magic.
>He then defeats a female orc, and it turns out that a whole group of female orcs were hiding nearby and they try to rape him
>not satisfied with Kuroinu bullcrap, they make this
...that's a new fucking low, even for Japan, nuke when?
>As he is pinned on the ground, however, he is saved by Yunyun who chases the orcs away with advanced magic.
YunYun really deserve something for saving Kazuma ass.
>female orcs fucked their males to extinction and have to breed with other species, Kazuma almost falls victim to this
...it's still a new low.
Those are almost my sister's measurements. I'm gonna try to manhandle her and post back the results.
Imagine how fun it would be to be manhandle by her tiny body. She'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend you over and fuck you on.
She's a sadist, she would totally try to
>dominated by Megumin
s-stop giving me new fucked-up fetishes
Shut the fuck up. Since Eromanga-sensei started, JC threads are a daily occurence.
And this thread isn't repost spam either. I'm pretty sure this is one of the first times this pasta has been made into a thread along with a picture of Megumin.
Aren't dominatrix lolis great?
I want to steal her hat and shit in it!
But megumin doesn't exist.. Wait I see! If i kill myself i will be transfered to another world when i can do this and that with tiny megumin clothed or naked all i want. Is that what you want to tell us OP?
>pay 250 eris
>obtain backpack wizard
She's literally a one-time use item from RPGs.
She's like the jet from Super Mario Sunshine, only she casts explosion instead of spraying water. After that, she becomes an useless item for a day.
>a dumb shit with almost no power and zero intelligence, a literal cocksleeve with a cult full of retards and a horrible personality who would leave you the second she gets a better deal
>I'm pretty sure this is one of the first times this pasta has been made into a thread along with a picture of Megumin.
Go kill yourself, you lying piece of shit. And it makes no difference, it's still spam that belongs on /e/ or /trash/.
Megumin is more attractive despite not having godly racial buffs.
Megumin's entire race was LITERALLY designed to please old isekai hikkiNEETs.
It's no wonder she wants Kazuma.
Daily reminder that Megumin is not simply pretty. She's so beautiful Kazuma lost himself looking at her.
It was a plan of Destroyer-kun, a japanese that was Isekai'd in the late 80's or 90's(as evidenced by the old consoles in the Crimsom Magic Village), to fight the Demon King. Apparently he was granted a power that allowed him to create or modify stuff (the novel isn't very specific as to which power he had) which allowed him to genetically engineer people. They were supposed to be super-soldiers that would fight against the demon king, though the ones that volunteered to be modified were very chuuni people that also requested him stuff like red eyes and so on, and hence the Krimsom Klan was born. Also note that Aqua said once that time proceeds at a different pace in Earth, the Goddess Throne Room and Fantasy Australia, at a rate of several Australia months for each Earth month. So it makes sense that the guy Isekai'd from japan a few decades ago died centuries ago in Fantasy Australia.
official height/weight listings really destroy the suspension of disbelief when it comes to enjoying anime. the viewer tends to project their own self and their own peers into the setting but when you find out your favorite character is 4'7" tall and only weighs 80 pounds, you realize that she's basically the size of a malnutritioned 10 year old.
Have you read this? It really makes you wonder what kind of secret her butt hides.
She's also pretty conscious of her warrior mage nature. That's cute.
>Also note that Aqua said once that time proceeds at a different pace in Earth, the Goddess Throne Room and Fantasy Australia, at a rate of several Australia months for each Earth month. So it makes sense that the guy Isekai'd from japan a few decades ago died centuries ago in Fantasy Australia.
That would mean only a few weeks have passed on Earth. Is the author setting up Kazuma's return to his world?
>That would mean only a few weeks have passed on Earth. Is the author setting up Kazuma's return to his world?
Does Kazuma has an imouto waiting for him?
Just be slow and nice.
>After that, she becomes an useless item for a day.
nooo... she becomes an onahole.
>“Your family had reached the hospital, but before they felt the sadness from their loss, they couldn’t help bursting into laughter after hearing your cause of death…”
Nope, she only says family.
>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
Stop posting the same, unoriginal thread. You are what's wrong with /a/.
it appears god has forsaken you, however, LORD SATAN has answered your prayers! MEGUMIN EARTH END CONFIRMED!
Upcoming drama CD is titled let's go to another world. Very likely that it'll be kazuma's party visiting Area 11.
What kind of secret does her butt hide?
>Daily reminder that Megumin is not simply pretty. She's so beautiful Kazuma lost himself looking at her.
I remember that. Then Megumin jumped out the window.
Really great scene.
>implying size difference isn't amazing
Just lift her and kiss her.
What if she's not real though
>implying size difference isn't amazing
It was great, but she had to move to Florida and we were close but not close enough for me to uproot my life and move halfway across the country with her.
I sometimes regret not moving with her even if we had only been dating for a couple months.
>why not the tiny girl?
I don't want to end up looking like this.
Woops! Too late!
At first I was thinking, why is everyone obsessed with this one trick, explosion loli...than i watched the show and for some reason fell in love with the chunni.
If you went on a date with Megumin, how would you want her to be dressed?
>I won't be able to see animated Megumin anymore, eh...
Even the nips have given up on S3.
I wouldn't mind that if Megumeme becomes our new empress.
>Megumeme becomes our new empress
I would let her walk all over me.
Then you'd be stifling her haughtiness, which is one of the most boner-inducing things ever conceived. It's more situational than with Megumin who is just begging for it after every explosion.
Here's the update.
>suicide by tractor-kun
>These people aren't refined and mature like myself, /a/ is a clean and high class website
4'7" and 80 pounds is about normal height/weight, it's on the thin side but easily doable by a girl, heck when I was 8 I was 4'7" and 88 pounds and frankly I was a little pudgy at that age.
check the nips. girls who was 4'7" exist in area 11.
>mfw 5'5" manlet
How could I ever manhandle her with ease?
I'd probably stare for a while, but I'd eventually offer to carry her back to Axel because I would never hurt her.
Think you can stop me? Think again!
I will stick my dick inside tiny chuuni and I will explode inside her.
Pump the chuuni cunny with cummy, how yummy!
>but when you find out your favorite character is 4'7" tall and only weighs 80 pounds, you realize that she's basically the size of a malnutritioned 10 year old.
That's a part of her charm. That and the fact that she wouldn't survive childbirth.
Talking about tiny girls i want to man handle, Yukine Chris is 153cm with them proportions B90/W57/H85
>Reimu is 5'2"
>has red eyes like Megumin
Is she for manhandling?
>Not patting her head when she's wrapping her fun bags around your meat.
>tfw I'm only 155cm
Sucks to be me eh.
reimu is for murdering the shit out of youkai
Now that I think about it, she does look like Megumin.
I want to see Megumin cosplay Reimu now.
She's Japanese and like 15, that's perfectly reasonable for them if a bit small
Staff-kun is very lucky.