What do cakes taste like?

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>>156904436
Liquor

>>156904436
depends on in what phase of the menstrual cycle they are in and the last time they showered

>>156904436

Cherry.

>>156904436
Old fish.

There's a reason no one wants them despite how they look.

Generally, some combination of flour, butter, and sugar.

>>156905564
>cake tastes like flour
Huh?
>>156904436
What's the definition of a cake? Busty 30-something?

>>156904436
Expired pastry and mold.

>>156904436
sometimes like a fig newton or a brownie with nuts that have the perfect crunch.

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>>156904543
This

>>156904436
Lemon juice

>>156904436
Desperation

Super attractive women past 30 and also single simply dont exist or there is a very good reason they are single. ie they are fucking bonkers

>>156906839
mein nigger

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>>156904436
Sweet

>>156906888
nice 3d post, retard
>>>/facebook/

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I want a cake to eat me up.

>>156904436
Probably alcohol and/or cigarette smoke.

>>156905540
I was going to say Fresh Fish.

>>156907659
OH SNAP

>>156907956
kekked

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>>156904436
Pussy Wine.

bags of crust and rusty coins

>>156904436
Bitter.
but that can be cured with a regular dosage of vitamin D.
Sweeten a cake. Give her D.