Nips translate 4chan

Yes.

>>156657678
i had this dream once where 4chan was actually based off this japanese image board that was exactly the same but just a little more xenophobic.
And the creator of that left and cam here to be admin after getting run out of japan due to shady buisness ventures.

Wow! Tell me more!

>>156657678
Good. The longer they stare into this abyss, the more the abyss will stare into them.

all-nationz.com?

>>156657783
Sounds like a nightmare anon. As long as moot is around I'm sure this will never happen in our lifetime.

>>156657678
There's an annoying Japanese blog owner who cherrypicks posts on /int/ to suit his agenda instead of just screencapping and translating the entire original thread so no bias would be present.

Is there a site where their replies are translated back to english

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>>156657879
yes

/int/ translation threads are fun because they censor/skip when anons shit talk japanese.

They also edit things all the time

>>156657678
What a pointless waste of time. Like, really.

Do they call it baka gajin watch or something?

Does little Hiroshi browse those sites thinking "I wonder what the long-nosed, white devil is up to today!"

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>they could be translating my post as I speak

embarrassing!

>>156658109
Why would they waste their time on you?

>>156657894
Lol who is moot though?

2 nuclear detonations were not sufficient

>>156658082
They're really insecure.

Learning Japanese makes you happy

it's mostly just shitposting
maybe 10% relavent content

Yes, now fuck off.

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>>156658131

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>>156658125
The same reason you wasted yours on him.

>>156657783
>>156657783
2ch is neither an image board nor does 4chan have anything to do with it.

>>156657783
>And the creator of that left and cam here to be admin after getting run out of japan due to shady buisness ventures.

Futaba and 2ch are separate sites. Hiroshima had nothing to do with Futaba.

>>156658298
It's pretty funny how they skip over anons talking about their war crimes and post about people from the US saying that they like Japan though

>http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1065592469.html

this is the thread
>>>>/int/74004892

it's propaganda

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>>156658479
>2ch
thanks for the double quote anon, but i never mentioned that.

>>156658504
>Futaba and 2ch
never mentioned those either, but I can confirm hiroshi had his dirty fingers in everything. Unlike my therapist, you arent supposed to judge the contents of my dreams

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It seems I have to write some anti-Japanese scribbles every time I post now that the Japanese censors do not steal my posts.

Japan committed war crimes and is a bad country.

>>156657783
T. Jim
Wasn't it enough to con a crippled midget and a Japanese dude out of their sites enough?

I remember someone posted a website that copied every post here but gave it some weird username, They just stored all the threads and posts for no reason.

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>>156658806

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Japan committed terrible warcrimes in WW2 and it's current treatment of working women is discouraging them to have children which is they're having a demographic crisis.

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>>156658423
C-can I get translated too?

>>156657678
Yeah, a couple years ago it came up on /int/ because they always censor negative posts about japan
Those poor fags reading /int/ from that think their country is universally loved from the whole world

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>>156659908
Nur, wenn du etwas Interessantes zu sagen hast, Bruder.

>>156659975
So they get to live happily? Yeah, the poor bastards.

>>156659118
Is it still up? I remember tons of anons rolling for the best randomly generated usernames and anons also discovered that the website was made by some spic.

>>156659118
>>156660372
Sheekyforums.
I don't believe it's still up, no.

>>156659975
It is unless you're some retarded /pol/ poster.

>>156659841
C E N S O R E D

>>156661576
/int/ is all about banter, every country gets its share of shit, it would be pretty ridiculous to just hide all criticism about you.

>>156659118
>They just stored all the threads and posts for no reason.
Ad revenue.

>>156657678
I know. I even saw a /vp/ post of mine translated there.

>>156657963
Chrome autotranslate

Stop translating my posts.

>>156659068
>con a crippled midget
Wait what happened to hotwheels?

>>156657678
oh god!
Japan-san please notice me!

They like to look at Gaijin reactions.
If you lurk their currently airing anime threads then rarely you can see them posting caps/links to those cancerous anime livewatch reaction videos on youtube.

>>156659118
I don't remember if the original sheekyforums is still up, but the next I checked, there were 3-4 ripoffs of it with similar names and they all did the same thing.

>translating stuff in a image board
Holy shit, eleven are ridiculous

>>156657678
Yes. The ones that translate explanations of our memes are particularly hilarious.

You laugh, but Toshiakis who can read English come here all the time. Futaba doesn't have enough traffic to provide 24/7 entertainment.

so is someone translating japanese posts into english?

>>156662441
Found a list
http://supforums.com/
http://veekyforums.com/
http://sheekyforums.com/
http://hollaforums.com/
http://leekyforums.com/
http://credforums.com/

>>156662648
>there are advertisers stupid enough to fall for these

>>156657678
some nip is translating my shitposts? That's hilarious.

>>156662513
Is Futaba that slow compared to here? I haven't browsed much, mostly because they have 5 anime boards and I can't figure out the difference.

>>156657783
>2ch

No dude, there's 2chan and 2ch. 2ch is a bbs. 2Chan is the imageboard moot copied. A lot of people get confused with the names.

>>156657783
>a little more xenophobic
No.

>>156662902
Go see for yourself. It's 10pm in Japan right now, prime time, and most boards get about one post per minute.

>>156663006
Problem with japanons is they religiously non-jap news without even checking if it's fake or not.

>>156663174

Are you refering to 2ch when you said "they religiously non-jap news without even checking if it's fake or not" Because I noticed a lot of people on the bbs will be quick to hop on a bandwagon even if there is no proof or evidence .

I've wondered what they think of us. Guess their "wondering" packs more motivation.

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>>156657678
Yes.

>>156663268
like that time people spammed saying that kememe sold 120k and then the numbers came out and it just sold 20k

>>156663397
It's official numbers from Kadokawa. Check the official twitter or japanese news sites

Vat iv a rite rike dis?

Also Japan is a xenophobic country that will be invaded by China when the US gets tired of defending their asses because they refuse to have a military of their own.

>>156663566
>refuse
The aren't allowed to

>>156663603
They are if they change their constitution. They just aren't willing.

>>156663643
>willing
They aren't allowed to

Japanese war crimes aren't real

>>156663532
>from kadokawa
sure, companies always say that their shit is the best, the fact of the matter is that it only sold 20k though and no amount of company self shilling is going to change that

>A cute Jap girl could be reading your translated post right now.

Quick, /a/, say something funny to impress her!

>>156663683
Get with the times, everyone has war crimes and nobody is perfect. You lost the war but in a way you won the war. Your country is thriving and most of the world loves you.

>implying Japan doesn't already have fully functional Gundams under wraps
>implying Abe-kun isn't working with Trump-dono to get everybody to agree it's high time we strip out those old post-war stipulations and hand Nippon their balls back, militarily speaking

>>156663675
By their own constitution, which they aren't willing to change. What is confusing you? Nobody is stopping them except for themselves. It's not like the US are against it, in fact they want Japan to have an army.

>>156662417
Lost control of his site as Jim (who hosted it free of charge) took control by moving the domain to his name on another server then had his lawyer scare wheels into consent. Basically the shit he did with 2ch.

Last we heard was that wheels is sucking fat old jap sex tourists off in Philippines for coke.

>>156663810
>It's not like the US are against it, in fact they want Japan to have an army
This is the part where you are wrong. The US Gvmt doesn't want that.

>>156663566
China doesn't need to invade anything. They can just buy it.

they must be laughing at us right now running around like headless chickens with nyaa killed

>>156663800
As long as Japan doesn't have Gundam resources magic where extreme damage can be repaired easily and replacement parts exist endlessly they are completely fucked.

>>156663850
You are mistaken.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/japans-pacifist-constitution-after-70-years-nation-changes-the-rules-so-it-can-go-to-war-9577158.html
>The move is backed by the US, Japan’s main military ally

>>156663908
You do know that most of nyaa trafic comes from Japan?

>>156657678
Now translate that thread and tell us what they're saying about us

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>>156658338

>>156662513
how is an imageboard entertaining in any respect?

>>156663908
Dude, why do you think all those raws in nyaa has a lot of seeds? Do you really think Nips don't use nyaa? And torrent in general?

>>156659841
>working women
Anita pls go

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>>156658880
Chuckled.

Never forget Unit 731 and the atrocities of the Japanese people.

>>156662734
>advertisers
There's people dumb enough to fall for those.

I was on a forum that dealt in game modding, and in that forum they were discussing the 4chan thread sheeky had archived about the game. They were then trying to make accounts on sheeky to ask the archived posts about the game but "registrations were closed at the time"

>>156657678
>translating 4chan threads
And you tought your job is shit.

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>>156664297
>he doesn't enjoy his time on 4chan.
I don't know about the rest of you faggots but I'm almost always having a blast.

>>156664269
>translators note: faggot means faggot

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>>156658880
2 bombs and millions others are not enough. Bomb it a way again LeMay-chan!

>>156663392
>they translate chan-specific words.
I don't know why I'm so impressed by this.

>>156663392
>summerfag
kek
i wonder if nips have an equivalent to that?

>>156657678
Do they translate the 'go to 2chan, bring something back' threads too?

>>156664444
If you enjoy your time here you are either not long enoug here or you are beyond redemption.

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>>156662648
>veekyforums
>leekyforums
I'm getting a huge kick out of those names for some reason.

>>156657678
Yes. For about half a decade now.

So they probably found out I really like my own sister.

>>156657678
What the fuck

Why would ever want to read this shit? I barely do and I post here.

>>156664749
If its one or the other, I'd probably say the other. I acclimated pretty quickly, although I have been here a little while.
It has its ups and downs. But I do genuinely have a good time, generally.

>>156664732
Do you think they censor their own posts?

>>156662203
>tripfag
>actually searches the Internet for his posts

It's totally not about narcissism.

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>tfw your post and image was posted on one of those sites
>it was a screenshot of some memesubs someone did for Gab Drop
>during the whole shitty CR subs fiasco

I lost the .ass file though, it was still better than the CR script.

I used google translate to read the comments and a bunch of people were surprised people rate Magi so high

>mfw they don't realize it was just one autistic samefag shilling Magi

>>156664749
>trying to deny the truth of trip-quads

It is you who are beyond redemption.

>>156665699
I wonder if they deal with samefags on 2chan too

>>156665743
I thought dubs were disabled on blue boards?

>>156665775
Only on /v/

>>156665743
>he thinks meme magic can be defined by rules and consistency
Too new to even post.

>>156663800
>implying fukushima meltdown isn't a false flag to test nuclear weapons

The gooks and chinks better start preparing those surrender papers fast.

>>156657678
Some of the /yoi/ generals got translated. It was a sight to see. Apparently it was quite popular.

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>>156665900
Forgot to say, I had several of my posts translated. That was fun. Some nip responded in the comments section with "wwwwwww humor transcends boundaries" to a post I made. I felt honored.

>>156665772
They have a similar term for it as I recall.

>>156657783
>little more xenophobic
we all know the nips have their up their own asses, but that do they do in there for you to say that?, do they have their own /pol/?, what are the xenophobic memes there?

>>156666114
>nip /pol/

That would be fun to see

>>156666114
Their own /pol/ is just shitting on Koreans. So their perspective isn't broad. At least /pol/ shit on everyone.

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>>156663800
>>implying Japan doesn't already have fully functional Gundams under wraps
Plz Abe-sama. I will fight for Zeon.
>>156663971
That's why they form an alliance with America. Nips provide the tech, Merica provides resources, everyone gets Zakus!
Win win!

>>156658131
the final boss sigourney weaver trap cosplayer, and ultimate end god of all faggots.

he sold us out to the FBI, google, and then hiroshima.

>>156663790
But Japan never committed any war crimes

>>156658880
the rape of nanking, and occupation of Manchuria, comfort women and death marches.

>>156662570
they run it through the machine to get a "close enough" result probably.

>>156666114
Well they have a whole board dedicated just for Korean economics.

For Cocoa.

>>156658617
You sound like a butthurt chink.

>>156663971
its why they want to take over NK. trillions in coal alone, never mind rare earths, and iron.

>>156666877
Tanaka-kun go back to translating

Japanese are the worst posters on 4chan, they're always butthurt about everything(like you now)

>>156657783
You need to find a Mushi-shi.

>>156658131
the hacker known as 4chan

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>>156657678
Fucking nips stealing my fanfic ideas for anime/games.

Now I know why Ultron Sigma as a final boss of Marvel Vs Capcom is a real thing.

http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1065471679.html

>japs making fun of us because of the Umaru threads

>>156666942
The only one sounding butthurt right now is you.

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Will this thread be posted on their site now?

>>156668372
And then they'll talk about it, and then we'll talk about them talking about it, and then they'll talk about us talking about them talking about it, etc etc

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>>156668491

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>post your face when you realize that someone could be translating your post into japanese RIGHT NOW

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They also translate the threads when we mock superior Japanese steel.

But they censor all the ironic posts and the gif of the katana bending leaving only a few autists saying that katanas are good

Apparently the 2ch aggregators like Yaraon are also known for omitting posts and skewing information, so it's not just these translation blogs.

Are matome sites basically Japanese Know Your Meme? Makes you think.

>>156665899
>implying China can't just drop a single nuke in Japan and wipe out half the population

>>156668678
Japan is not a very free country, japs can't just voice your opinion or oppose things if they disagree with them.

The government is full on propaganda all the time, I mean Abe literally ran an elementary school where kids were doing nazi poses and saying that gooks and chinks are liars. These blogs are basically paid shills

>>156663839
>then had his lawyer scare wheels into consent
Lol you actually believe this shit.
He bought majority ownership of site from Hotwheeels years ago you dumb fuck. I bet $5 your either from freech or a mod shilling for hiroyuki's failed narrative.

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>>156668654

>>156668766
That last part is utter bullshit, it was just a question of dubious funding

Translate this one idiots. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism, Floccinaucinihilipilification.

>>156658880
>How dare someone earning money via translating my 4chan comments!? PAY ME!!!
Go to steemit. You get cryptocoin for your post.

>>156668865
>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
ニューモノウルトラマイクロスコーピックシリコヴォルケーノコニオシス
>Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
偽偽性副甲状腺機能低下症
>Floccinaucinihilipilification
フロクシノーシナイヒリピリフィケイション

Think of all the delayed (You)'s that you never had a chance to recieve.

What does 2ch think of nanking?

>>156667582
I have to agree that Umaru threads are as shit as the show and deserve to be ridiculed. Do they like watamote over there now that it has caught steam?

To people thinking "Why he didnt translated my comment?":
Before translation blog, there were summary blogs, blogs about summary of entire thread.
Those blogs existed because no one has time to read an entire 1000 comment on 2ch.
I think it works sameways on translation blogs.
They just pick up the most relevant ones.

>>156669265
That their grandpas are dumb for making chink half-siblings that the nips now must send greeting cards every x-mas.

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Japanese please leave

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Please beat any child that enjoys Kyuranger. Kyuranger is terrible and is cancer.

>>156669010
Try this

What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishygods!
Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu!
Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still out to mathmaster
Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons catapelting the camibalistics out
of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms.
Sod's brood, be me fear! Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms,
appalling. Killykillkilly: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what
cashels aired and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what
tegotetabsolvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng
voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the
father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath
fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement! But
was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks of ald now they lie in peat yet
elms leap where askes lay. Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none
so soon either shall the pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular
phoenish.

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>>156669711
Pshh, too easy

ここで何の意志の争いは、意地の悪い人、
BrékkekKékkekKékkekKékkek！コオックスコオックスコオックス！ Ualu Ualu！
Quaouauh！ Baddelariesのパルチザンはまだマスマスターには出ていない
キャビアカルチャーを象徴するMalachus MicgranesとVerdons
Hoodie HeadのWhoyteboyceについて護衛とブームストーム。
草の群れ、私は恐れてください！ Sanglorians、セーブ！武器、
ぞっとする。 Killykillkilly：通行料、通行料。どのような偶然の抱擁、何
カシェールは放映され、換気されました！何がbidimetoloves何によって罪を犯した
テゴトセラバー！どのようなstrawngとの彼らの干し草のための真の気持ち
偽の魔法の声！ Oここにここでどのようにspothledがdusktに会ったか
fornicationistsの父、しかし、（私の輝く星と体！）どのようにhath
最高の天国のファンズパンは、柔らかい広告のskysign！だけど
izだったの？イゼット？それは下水道だったのですか？今、彼らはまだ泥炭の中に横たわっています
elms飛び跳ねてaskesが横たわっているところ。あなたがそうであればPhallは、あなたは上昇しなければならない：そしてnone
だからすぐに、その尼僧のためのpharceは永遠の世俗になるだろう
フェニッシュ。

And romaji
Koko de nani no ishi no arasoi wa, ijinowarui hito, BrékkekKékkekKékkekKékkek! Kookkusukookkusukookkusu! Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Baddelaries no paruchizan wa mada masumasutā ni wa dete inai kyabiakaruchā o shōchō suru Malachus Micgranes to Verdons Hoodie Head no Whoyteboyce ni tsuite goei to būmusutōmu. Kusa no mure, watashi wa osorete kudasai! Sanglorians, sēbu! Buki, zotto suru. Killykillkilly: Tsūkō-ryō, tsūkō-ryō.Do no yōna gūzen no hōyō, nan kashēru wa hōei sa re, kanki sa remashita! Nani ga bidimetoloves nani ni yotte tsumi o okashita tegotoserabā! Do no yōna strawng to no karera no hoshikusa no tame no shin no kimochi nise no mahō no koe! O koko ni koko de dono yō ni spothled ga duskt ni atta ka fornicationists no chichi, shikashi,(watashi no kagayaku hoshi to karada! ) Dono yō ni hath saikō no tengoku no fanzupan wa, yawarakai kōkoku no skysign! Dakedo izdatta no? Izetto? Sore wa gesuidōdatta nodesu ka? Ima, karera wa mada deitan no naka ni yokotawatte imasu elms tobihanete askes ga yokotawatte iru tokoro. Anata ga sōdeareba Phall wa, anata wa jōshō shinakereba naranai: Soshite nonedakara sugu ni, sono nisō no tame no pharce wa eien no sezoku ni narudarou fenisshu.

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>>156669711

おい、改訳まとめ主！
楽しみにしてるぞ！
From a BR in Brasil!

>>156659908
Just make sure to open your mouth wide and be ready to suck as many tiny dicks and to lick as many ball sacks as you can.

Male otaku are dumb, smelly, pathetic, and should be segregated from the rest of normal Japanese society into their little leper colonies, so that they won't bring shame to the rest of Japan.
Only cute girl otaku who are stylish and kawaii allowed. The ugly fat male otaku should be shamed into suicide.
And be made fun of constantly in the public, in anime, manga, light novels and on TV.
The male otaku should be an archetype that is always shown as being a disgusting unfunny creep who wastes his parent's money on worthless otaku garbage, bringing shame to their hardworking parents, while living in filth and squalor. Their parents should always be shown as crying themselves to sleep for having brought up such a failure in life who only repays them by being a filthy and demanding parasite shitposting on 2ch.
Meanwhile, the girl otaku should be shown as a cute funny and witty fujo who has lots of friends to hang out with, gets a job as an office lady, marries some hard-working friendly co-worker in an arranged marriage set up by the boss of their company, and then has a happy life with one, perhaps even two kids, still being a hip and cute semi-otaku.

>>156666069
samefag = 自作自演

The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who becomes an otaku doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. And surely not because anime seems suddenly appealing. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kill himself the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise. Make no mistake about people who leap from burning windows. Their terror of falling from a great height is still just as great as it would be for you or me standing speculatively at the same window just checking out the view; i.e. the fear of falling remains a constant. The variable here is the other terror, the fire’s flames: when the flames get close enough, falling to death becomes the slightly less terrible of two terrors. It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames. And yet nobody down on the sidewalk, looking up and yelling ‘Don’t!’ and ‘But anime is nothing but trash!’, can understand the jump. Not really. You’d have to have personally been trapped and felt flames to really understand a terror way beyond falling.

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The one I kinda like to see.
Mostly because of this mascot girl.
http://blog.livedoor.jp/drazuli/

que pasa chinos qlos ijos dela perra paren de traducir mis weas cochinos qlos

translate this if you can

>>156670099
>>156670157
今北産業... Wait, I mean 永杉産業.
Too long!! Make it in 3 lines or gtfo.

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http://sakura-sasakura.com/

This one is good too

>>156663566
it's more like that "they refuse to accept American kind offer to defend them and keep bitching about American military presence on Islands stolen from the Ryukyuans".

>>156670640
1: All those who wants US army out of Okinawa is pro China and pro Korea leftist.
2: Removing article 9 is hard as fuck. You just need an tiny minority leftist to deny changes. Guess who made them agree with article 9?

>>156657678
sera que funciona con otros idiomas gaijin, o solo con hamburguesas

>>156658617
You'll never be able to drown out the sheer amount of weeb on 4chan, particularly when there's a /jp/ board.

>>156670099
>cute funny and witty
>fujo
>marries

>>156671077
Doesn't /jp/ only have like 30 or so posters?

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>>156670599
http://blog.livedoor.jp/drazuli/
This one has some 4 komas.

>>156671173
Not sure. Though even without that there's /a/ and /h/, as well.

>>156671136
Promoted by the Cool Japan association.

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>>156671208

>>156671021
I always though the ones behind all that whining were those idiot "uyoku datai" intoxicated with their own meme nationalism and meme Japanese national identity and pride.

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>>156671342

>>156671375
*thought

>>156671394
>>156671342
kek

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>>156664444
dem digits

>>156671208
>>156671342
>>156671394
How old is this

>>156671064
El spicñol es irrelevante.

>>156671208
Even Obama had to admit that the Japanese had superior emoji-technology compared to the rest of the world.
( ≧Д≦)

Another site
http://animekaigai.blogspot.com

>>156670599
Why is there so many comments.

Give us your doodle technology right now.

That thing that lets you draw in the post

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>>156671375
So why they use korean language in first place?
Also those ones are basically japanese antifa: they love the anti military pacifist article 9 and sees japaneses as born with sins like the whites in nowadays society.
But lets stop this. Its becoming /pol/.

>>156671780
It'd be misused for shitposting and avoiding wordfilters and you know it, so no.

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>>156671394
I think most of us is familiar with this artstyle.

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Translate me Jap

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Do any one of these blogs have our freakouts over nyaa's shutdown or are they too busy freaking out over it as well?

I'm still freaking out over it

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>yfw they could laughing at our taste in anime right now

>>156671785
You tell me.

False flags maybe? or maybe those idiots are zainichi or something?

I imagine what they think about the precure threads and the rivalry with /ai/ idle activities.

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Lil jap buttholes!

>>156671785
>they love the anti military pacifist article 9 and sees japaneses as born with sins
Also, is there a problem with this?

It's not like the Japanese army is free of liability for some of the things that happened during WWII like the death marches and other tortures inflicted to POW, among other things.

>>156672019
Zainichis doing it makes sense for me.
But I think there are more japanese antifa kind of people doing this shit.
Japanese Universities is full of leftists, as I read in many places.
I also heard some of them are paid to go there, like our "Pão com mortandela" sons of a bitches who were paid by Partido dos Trabalhadores.

>>156671977
That's all they do
Everytime someone tries to bring up overseas popularity(ie It's popular on 4chan!) in a serious discussion they just go "illegally though" and farm soudanes

>>156672409
>illegally though

Bet not so much lately with the rise of legal normalfag stream shit

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>>156671892

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>>156672542

>>156672616
Holy shit, haha.

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>>156672651

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>>156672616
Love it.

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Imagine translating 4chan for free

>>156669806
>google translating the Wake
mad disrespect, man

>>156673150
They get adsense.
I think its better because they dont get money at background from comunist kind of people.

Who the fuck even reads this shit?

>>156673819
A narcissistic people with low self esteem searching for self-affirmation and approval.

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>>156673819
Westaboos?

>>156657678
so does nips mean jap ?

>>156674101
no it means ninjas in pyjamas which stands for west african sub-saharan people due to their pyjamalike skin texture

>>156673819
Curious Japanese anons who want to know the West's opinions on things/see Western perspectives on various issues or media?

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>>156668654
surely someone wouldn't do that, just read the posts I make on a kazakh shashlyk making forum

>>156673819
I'm currently browsing their comments on our comments on their media, so I think those translators might be onto something.

>>156674973
Do you think they will browse our comments on their comments on our comments of their comments on their media?

>>156671977
We're the ones who laugh the hardest. They like anime even less than us. They only buy idolshit and male buttfucking gay anime.
They're pathetic.

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>tfw no matter how bad your life may be, at least you're not Japanese
Feels pretty good desu

>>156675581
as opposed to westerners who don't buy anything at all?

>>156676462
Why should westerners want to buy idolshit that even nips don't really like?

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>>156669538
TWO BOMBS WEREN'T ENOUGH

>>156676574
the post i was responding to was implying a link between liking anime and buying anime

匿名 より:
2017年3月15日 4:17 AM

今はふたばや2chを翻訳した4chanスレや、4chanを翻訳したまとめブログが主流だけど、近い将来「日本の反応⇔海外の反応」といった感じで双方向に反応を共有できるツールが主流になんじゃないかなぁって漠然と思う。

They expected this.

>>156676903
さすが十一達

>>156658131
Just some tripfag nobody liked.

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I found a great /a/ thread about anime tropes. Someone off-handedly mentioned how weird it is for Japan to care about clouds so much. Everyone got so mad in the comments: do they not understand that summer means the sea and clouds? Just person after person complaining about how we don't appreciate clouds.

>>156679634
fuck clouds tho

>>156679634
That's really fucking strange. I bet they are repeating the discussion once this gets translated.

>>156679634
Seriously, I don't give a fuck about clouds.

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You can look up 海外反応 (overseas reactions) on youtube or niconico and find lots of Japanese videos of youtubers losing their shit at anime and games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvNhPqquvT0

>>156680314
>Most of them are burgers screaming like apes.
Do the japs think every europoor is just like americans.

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>>156657678
But do they comment and have an archive?

>>156679634
I mean, it's pretty fucking obvious that's what those cloud shots are supposed to mean, but why am I supposed to appreciate them? Those scenes are always just examples of pretty background shots, which literally every show ever uses to flex its muscles/pad time

>>156673950
I always wonder if there's some Westaboos with a /co/ type board. I know it's rare as fuck to even find someone who likes Western Cartoons

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hey japan, if you are reading this, save us and send us all your anime and doujins here! american corporations wants us to see their americanized versions of your products!

>>156680498
I see sometimes some threads on 2chan (not 2ch) where they talk about and other western cartoons. Mostly Adventure Time.

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>>156680382
It's all the mystical land of gaikoku where everyone is blond hair, speaks English, and envies Japan for their four beautiful seasons.

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>>156657904
>>156658008

Hopefully they translated this gem

>>156680555
Don't both of those sites refuse to let you post unless you have a Japanese IP?
>tfw can't communicate with Japan due to being region blocked

>>156680498
Futaba has pretty regular "Foreign anime" threads.
They always start with the same picture of that one blonde girl with the devil horn headband.

>>156659118
What's weirder than the threads being copied offsite is when the threads are duplicated on /a/. I remember a thread I made where each post was copied word for word and image for image a few months/year later. Shit was bizarre.

>>156680555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9JJV73-URs

God, this is so fucking weird.

>>156680799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KneU8RjHqM8

>>156664874

Leekspin is the only thing left to us now.

>>156681022
>they have westaboo e-celebs who talk about western entertainment in front of their collections
How deep does this go?

>>156681105
To be fair, Okada is certainly more than just a e-celeb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshio_Okada

What's to gain by translating the shitposts here?

>>156681228
I just meant the format. You see this exact formula reversed for every single anime youtuber out there.

>>156664564

Natsyaoi.

>>156665551
this is actually hilarious

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>>156681377
whats to gain by shitposting here?

>>156657894
>moot
Kids nowadays and their literally who ecelebs.

>>156681418
>>156665551

It was Senketsu subs, making fun of CR's overly liberal and retarded 4kids tier translations.

>>156663765

>caring about 3dpd

>>156666114
>Nip/pol/
>WAITO PIGGU GO HOME!

>>156663971

No, you don't get it. They only need to show that they have mechs, then everyone else will want them too.

>>156681836
Jap right wingers do nothing more than shout "GIVE US BACK OUR LAND" to China and Russia and "STOP STEALING OUR IDEAS" to Korea.

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>>156679634
>not appreciating clouds
the fuck is the matter with you people
clouds are beautiful

>>156681956
I know, it's just kinda funny to think if nip/pol/ were real and if they'd have memes and shitposting similar to our /pol/.

>>156670105

>Jisaku jien
>Self-made performance

Thanks, google.

>>156680382
Europeans are viewed more positively than Americans. I was travelling countryside and when I told people I wasn't American against the assumptions, everyone was relived and more positive towards me. It was often so radical it's almost strange.

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>>156657678
What if we take something from one of their sites and post it here maybe that will stop them? But what will we call it?

>>156668654

>smuganimegirl.jpg

>>156668654
I think South Korea and China are shit too, but Japanese is a fucking wreck of a language.

Here's hoping they read this.

>>156680563
I've heard Japs think they're the only place with 4 seasons and it freaks me out but also it surely can't be real because thats dumb as hell.

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>>156679634
Clouds are fucking beautiful though only a filthy pleb would not like clouds.

Cumulonimbus a best

>thread still up
Reminder to sage and report.

>>156661576
/pol/ unironically loves Japan for being a racially homogeneous limited immigration country that does well economically.

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>>156681956
Seems familiar

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They are doing this for years. Remember the faked movie announcement for Kill Me Baby? They screencaped the thread and laughed at our stupidity because we fell for it.

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>>156669538
>>156676638
On /v/ someone would immediately get asshurt over these.
>tfw /a/ is the least weeb of all boards
Who would have thought that the cure lies in the poison.

>>156682036
There's a gorillion types of cloud but nips always seem to like the shit type just like their taste.

>>156682388

>Cumulofag

Overcast is always the best. Fuck the sun and it's smug radiance, always roasting my room in the summer.

>>156680675
>gem
>tryhard shit tier "bantzXD"

>>156682991

Pure oxygen is actually a deadly poison. Everything in moderation.

>Japanese people have a "4chan memes" page on their imageboards and textboards
>leddit has their own subleddit devoted to 4chan

I don't understand people who are "afraid" of 4chan, which is strange since I was afraid of 4chan because of /b/tards back in 2008. But 4chan's worst now is posting offensive memes on twitter and tumblr and triggering easily offended politicians and other idiots.

>>156683469
The nips just genuinely can't get into english. I have never seen a single japanese person on /int/ that was able to write grammatically correct english.

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>>156683469
Maybe its because we're hostile to any ane everyone.
Nobody is safe.
Hell, if we pull our heads out of our ass for once, we do spectacular things.
Then there are times when we get so autistic, people wonder how we function.
In a sense, people may look up to us for not giving a fuck and doing as we wish, and some see us as lawless mongoloids who know now how to properly act.
Some like us for our freedom, and some believe we should be wiped from the internet for beng """scary""", but those days are over. Pol can handle the agressive bullshit they spew and deal with the backlash which comes from it.

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>>156683158
Overcast can be nice but thats nothing compared to looking at the sky and watching those mountains drifting by

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>>156668654
Japan can suck an egg

>>156683586
This is anecdotal but I once had a roommate who was a Japanese dude. He had lived in the US since his freshman year of highschool, had only spoken Japanese over the phone to his parents during that time, exclusively used English-speaking websites, and had gone to an American university. And the dude could not write a grammatically correct sentence in English to save his life. He spoke it fine, only a minor accent, and he was a really smart guy, but his writing was just terrible.

>>156683840
>>156683586
Well its not like its surprising, Japanese is a very difficult language to learn and likewise for them English is because everything is different not just the SVO/SOV structure

https://kimallen.sheepdogdesign.net/Japanese/senstruc.html

https://kimallen.sheepdogdesign.net/Japanese/toplevel.html

>Japanese is literally a unique language. Linguistics scholars have classified all modern languages into huge "families" that are related through their grammars and vocabularies. For instance, English and other familiar European languages such as French and Spanish are in the Indo-European family (English is in the Germanic branch, while French and Spanish are in the Italic branch). However, despite the breadth of modern linguistics categories, there are several holdout languages that simply do not have cognates in any other currently spoken language. These include Basque, Ainu, and Japanese.

Why would silly Elevens even care what we talk about?

>>156683724
>So many fucking errors
Im ashamed of myself.
--
>>156683469
Maybe its because we're hostile to any and everyone anon.
Nobodys safe from us since we have a tendancy to ruin things and laugh as things crash and burn.
Hell, if we pull our heads out of our asses, we do spectacular things.
Then there are times where we get so autistic, people wonder how we function.
Some look up to us for our freedom of any binding rules and our ability to shitpost without a worry.
And some see us a s lawless mongoloids who know not how to properly act.
The days of 4chan being the "big bad scary place on the very edge which separates it from the 'normal internet'" may be over, but only time will tell what happens of us.
Nobody can stop us, and nobody can hold us back. Maybe that is the sole reason why we struck fear into the hearts of some people. There are literally no rules which prohibit us.

>>156684092
Why wouldn't they want to read posts from the international equivalent of their site?

>>156666114

/pol/ is just the western answer to neto-uyo, anon. Main difference is that the original blames the Koreans instead of the Jews.

Heck they even have their own /leftypol/ in moonland. /poverty/.

>>156683724
>>156684204
>we
>image.jpg
Faggot.

>>156684345
>>156684406
Samefag

>>156683339
found the nip.

>>156684428
Are you retarded?
I deleted the first one and did it again because I replied to the wrong post the first time.

>>156684479
>wrong post
My post is literally a repost. Unless you quoted an irrelivant post, there isnt a point to redirect you faggot.

>>156684566
I did quote an irrelevant post.

>>156684588
Hey, is it on the same topic? Disregard the different anons thing. Are they both on the said topic.

>>156684672
No because my point was him using "we" like a shitter who thinks he speaks for everyone and phoneposting.

Hey, what was 156666666?

>>156684736
>being out on the run, away from le glorious desktop
>expects me to be able to carry it around everywhere i fucking go, on a network where the fucking site is blocked
>we
Subconscious saying. Rewrite it to your fitting faggot.

>>156684737
newfag
>>>156666666

>>156684737
>>156666666

>>156684819
>subconcious
You were clearly using it to try to represent everyone else by your own post.
>we do this
>we do that
>people are afraid of us and we're so cool

>>156684919
You dont need to be serious to write a wall of text.

>>156671977
They actually laugh that we still talk about code geass

>>156681377
Affiliate income.

>>156682288
I'm watching you from Nippon, anon.
Japanese is, yes, totally inferior to English, I guess.
However, not to Chinese or Korean.
No objection recognized.

>>156669538
Fuck off Chile

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Do they like Chino?

>>156669711
Fuck off, ジョイス-sensei

>>156658131
Our hero that got isekai'd by Google.
He's fighting the demon lord with his harem to come back to us.

>>156657678
I actually saw them translate a post of mine and it completely conveyed the opposite of what I meant looks like things can be Lost in Translation™

>>156680799

Our animation is so ugly ,even the decent stuff like spongebob looks weird

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I don't know why the heck you post such a shit despite you're clinging Japanese anime.
It's funny, huh?

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>>156666114
>>156666159
>>156681836

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>>156686394
AKKO BEST GIRL

>>156670315
chileno pls stop

>>156679634
>sea and clouds means summer
maybe that's why i don't give a shit about clouds, the summer in here is cloudless for the most part, so it may be a cultural thing

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Stop watching anime.

>>156686624
Who is this guy?

>>156686669
an internet famous cuckold

>>156686669
Varg Vikernes

>>156686723
I just left /g/'s front page with him on it.

>>156686669

retard black metal dude who burnt down churches and killed a guy.

>>156659841
Allowing women to work is why they aren't having children in the first place dummy.

>>156670315
Stop butchering spanish, fucking chicano, that's almost unreadable

>>156671892
This is fucking excellent

They netouyo at allnationz get offended so easily.
Some time ago a /vp/ thread about why there is no dolphin pokemon got translated, and the comments section blew up with angry nips saying "gaijins shouldn't try to interfere in other cultures" and "イルカは食べ物", even though the translated thread itself never mentioned anything related to whale hunting.

I've also seen someone there saying that the 4chan anime board is racist towards Japanese because we use terms like "nip" and "jap" all the time.

>>156665900
>>156665965
oh i remember those
it always made me so happy seeing my own posts making it to that blog site

>>156687517
Gas the Japs race war now!

>>156687517
A lot of japs are really fucking easily offended, kind of strange seeing how they express next to no emotion in public

>>156687721
Is it time to smack a jap?

>>156687780
I think the more repressed and restrained you are in real life the more likely you are to explode at people for no reason on the internet.

>>156687517
We also say nigger, spic, chink, gook, frog, hue, kike, leaf, amerifat, bong, limey and what not, their point?

>>156687885
FUCK YOU I'M PERFECTLY CALM

>>156687780
They have really thin skin, they'll get mad at you for casually talking to a cute girl during a social event.

>>156687898
Someone reading a translation site is inherently not familiar with that.

>>156663038
No? Then why can't you post there without a Japanese proxy?

>>156687941
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME NIGGER

>>156687986
They should stop eating dolphins and stop being neanderthals then.

>>156687941
>>156688188

QUIET DOWN OR YOU'LL WAKE THE LOLIS

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>>156688222
Whitey is the neanderthal.

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>>156668654

>>156688326
Everyone has some neanderthal ancestry except people from the Sub-Sahara

>>156688326
Jesus Christ, how many involution layers are the nips ahead then?

>>156688500
>involution
>ahead
at least make sense in your sentence

>>156658131
Olev

>>156687517
We could go back to using Elevens.

>>156679634
Clouds are GOAT and play a big role on anime backgrounds, you don't appreciate them? See how shitty the western ones are and start appreciating anime clouds.

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This comes up every few months, it's a little depressing how many people don't know this happens already.