/a/, have you ever tried to summon a succubus?
>>156541657
I just keep getting worst girls like the one in your picture whenever I try.
>>156541735
Faggot.
>>156541657
I could never get something so pure no matter how hard I try.
>>156541657
This sounds like a /x/ thread
I did but the slut keeps telling me she's a dragon
>>156541657
Give me Shammy or give me death
>>156541867
There's only one way to find out which.
>>156541992
See if she floats?
>>156542109
What else floats anon?
>>156542156
Wood, right?
>>156541657
When I was younger.
>>156542363
Good! So how do we tell if she is a dragon?
I've already summoned one in my heart.
>>156541657
I'm working on the muscles to summon her.
>>156542533
Throw her into a river!
Yes, but she hasn't titfucked me to death yet
>>156543797
How do I summon a succubus /x/?
>>156541657
I did once, but she turned out to be a lesbian. She then fucked my imouto.
>>156544002
I'd be happy to go like this
>>156542533
Build a gundam out of her!
>>156544375
Sounds like you did a good deed for your imouto. You could probably summon an angel now.
>>156545339
Ah but can you not also build a Gundam out of metal?
this looks like a job for storytime
>>156545496
>dowman sayman
oh boy I can't wait for the twist
>>156545530
>I get enough people bossing me around at work.
Office Lady/Teacher and/or unaware succubus?
>>156545752
Oh Shi-
>>156541657
never successfully
>>156546052
and that's all she wrote
>>156545365
Tried that, but she just eats my food and plays vidya all day. I can't get rid of her either.