Truck-san

spread eagle

quickly catch an anime cold so i can die before it hits me

insurance fraud

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>>156508733
Harden up.

>>156508733
Bring my gun so I can get isekai'd with a gun.

Block his path

facefault, get hit by truck-sama, and blast off into a sparkle into the horizon

be reborn in another, less-technologically advanced world as an inventive moleperson

>>156508791
Without spare bullets and a broken cylinder after being rammed by truck-san, it would be useless.

>>156508733
Reincarnate into another world and live my life without regrets

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>>156508733
fall back on my ass and cover my face (??) before my waifu, military-theme loli, saves me

>>156508733
Pray for an anime adaption where I live.

>>156508733
Finally. Time for my adventures in some fantasy world.

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>>156508733
Jump in front of the nearest German or French person and hope I will be reincarnated in another world

Hope its elevated to normal height, so i can fall flat to pass under it.
That said, if its going 80km/h in a pedestrian zone, i am sorta fucked anyhow

>>156508733
Travel back 5 minutes into the past.

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I wish I was not hit by the truck

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Hire Saeba Ryo to defend me from the truck
I'm a little girl, so he'll do it for free

Don't post screenshots from CC ever again, OP.

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I summon Big Shield Gardna in Defense Mode and end my turn.

>>156508733
pray to be isekai'd as a succubus

>>156508733
Truck-san looks cute so..

Evade Truck-san, run after him.
As he comes to a stop, truck-san turns out to have no driver.
Truck-san drove himself this day.
Walk up to Truck-sans front and start to touch his pretty front/face. Truck-san is not drity at all because he is pure at his heart.
People around start looking at me but I don't care anymore, I can't hide my scanadlous feelings anymore.
I'm kissing Truck-sans headlights!

>>156509111
I attack Big Shield Gardna with Slime Toad and end my turn.

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>>156509346
slime toad only has 700 attack, silly anon

finally i get my free pass to another world

>>156508733
Three cups.
I can't be defeated.

>>156508733
*teleports behind truck-kun*
psssh, nothin personell kid

>>156508733
I let the light envelop me. Fuck this gay earth.

>>156508733
Calmly accept my fate and be glad it's not the Japanese Cold that is going to get me.

>>156509476
forgot your katana Bob

>>156508733
Become a spirit detective

change my name to Eugene

>>156509419
And Big Shield Gardna is now in attack mode.

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>>156508733

>>156509476
>*teleports behind truck-kun*
>It's 100m down the road before you can unsheathe your katana

>>156509770
>His katana isn't at least 200 meters long

>>156508733
>Live in the middle of the ricefield
You can't beat the mud, truck kun.

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>>156508733
fade to black

Fuuka survived it.

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>>156508733
Well, time to find out if Aqua really is wearing invisible pantsus

>>156509817
EuphoricSephiroth please go

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>>156509885
Look out!

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>>156508827
I become a legendary masterpiece

>>156510283
Fuck, replied to the wrong one

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>>156508733
Fucking finally.

>>156510283
>A small commercial truck will never smash into Kōji
Someone look at me and tell me there is a God

>>156508733
i hire him and get rid of cancerous 2d targets that get suggested by elevens

>>156508733
I want to buy this but I heard that the sex scenes are only unlocked until after you beat the game.

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>>156510479

>>156510549
>buying VNs
Just torrent it.

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>>156508733
I wake up

>>156508733
Dodge it.

E-eeh?

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>>156510549
>not buying it and finishing it with just enough time to return in time to before you bought it
wew

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>>156510648
>Dodge it.
>thinking they are faster than the TRUCK

>>156510708
But I'm a completionist fag and I like to see all of the different endings even if I don't like one of the girls.

Milky Holmes is just the best.

>>156508733
Go to a shitty neighborhood and make sure it takes out alot of crappy people as it guns for me.

>>156508733
Me: Appears behind Truck
Truck: Haiai!!
Me: *unsheathes katana*
Truck: Masaka-
Truck: *explodes into pieces*
Me: *turns back to Truck*
Me: Psssh, it was nothing

>>156511389
>The only reason why you lost is because I got pissed off

>>156511389
>N-Nandato?

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>>156510278
>water buffaloes
Pinoy truck kun will be ground meat against my harvester, truck kun went against the wrong guy.

>>156508733
Die without hesitation.

>>156508733
Is there a visual novel where you play as a high school girl who goes out on dates with various Japanese trucks from different manufactures and the one you choose at the end is the one who plows into you at a crosswalk on your way to graduation?

>>156511825
I don't remember us having tractors, only carabaos.

>>156508733
I use "that".

>>156513785
What? I'm from your neighbour to the south and everyone shifted to mechanised agriculture in the 90's, what is your govt doing?
The japan bubble burst resulted in huge discount sales in the early 90's and we buy off used Murrican corn machines for conversion and even with only twice a year farming on average we are at 70% of japanese farm output. Something must be horribly wrong to still rely on water buffaloes in 2017.

>>156513168
No you got it all wrong. One of the jealous trucks that you didn't choose is going to plow into you for not choosing her.

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>>156511389
>appears behind truck
>"nothing personal" Izusu
>truck appears behind you
>"hook hook" kid

>>156514054
Yeah, even the dirt poor third-world Chinese rural villages use machines like that.

>>156514806
Nah, they buy the latest versions by bulk, not the outdated versions we sell.

>>156508733
360 walk away

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>>156508733

>>156516745
I recognise this from somewhere. He doesn't make it, does he?

Has there ever been a manga/anime where somebody narrowly avoided getting hit by a japanese truck, but then died in some ridiculous way not long after?

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Turn up the Eurobeat to ear-deafening levels and downshift for maximum acceleration. This may be the most fearsome opponent I've ever met in Akina, I will have to lose him during the 5 consecutive hairpin turns.

>>156508733
Face toward Mecca and prepare my soul to be received by Allah the Most Merciful.

>>156508733
Drive my own truck toward it.

>>156508733
Is it a japanese track-kun? If not, yell Allah snackbar!

>>156517998
Unsurprisingly yet spectacularly, he does not.

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>>156508995