what the fuck did she mean by this?

>>156488853
Just a horny slut having her way with an innocent boy.

>>156488853
everything

>>156488853
What she meant was roughly
>"Please, for the love of God, show some love towards me, ANYONE, show any real emotion. Im willing to give the first step, just continue from here, hold me, give me a hug."
And of course shinji did nothing because he cant into relationships.

>>156488853
She knew she didn't want to be a kiss virgin while at the same time not wanting to show bakaShinji any affection.

>>156488853
Was Asuka lying about her date in this episode? Kinda seems like something she'd do

>>156492789
Was she lying? I never caught that.

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>>156488853
>unlike teh rei, i have emotions and can prove my affection, like so

>>156492789
>Kinda seems like something she'd do
It does seem like something she would do, but didnt we see hikari asking it?

>>156493142
Why must you bring waifu shitting to the table? Both girl have different kinds of mental troubles.

>>156493337
Not trying to start a war. In the series, Rei and Asuka are very competitive for Shinji, and it shows in scenes like this.

>>156492789
There's no reason to think she's lying. If she had come back and said that it went well and she had fun, then I'd think so, but she said she didn't like the guy and left early.

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>>156488853

>>156493443
Also Hikari asked her to do it, so it wasn't something Asuka instigated.

>>156493369
>Rei and Asuka are very competitive for Shinji
No

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>>156493492
>Completely offering yourself to the betaest teenager in the world
>He ignores you.
Being asuka is suffering

>>156493492
>>156493746
kek, stacy btfo

Reminder that when Asuka goes out on her date she dresses very conservatively in her green dress, but when she's around Shinji she wears practically nothing with her tits hanging out all the time and sticks her tits in his face while wearing a swimsuit, etc.

>>156493710
Not him but Asuka definitely is.

>>156493788
Really makes you think.

>>156493788
you wouldn't care if your dog sees you naked

asuka sees shinji as a lesser being/dog

You know you fail as a woman when you turn a straight boy into a flaming homosexual.

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>>156493903
Uh huh

>>156493788
>>156493815

There isnt much to back up my theory, but i like to think asuka is interested on shinji exactly because he is the only boy who dont show interests for her. He's also the guy who surpasses her on the tests and shown to be way more efficient killing angels than her.

She was hoping that Shinji will give her the dick.

>>156493903
>you wouldn't care if your dog sees you naked
Do people really think this?

>>156494098
Honest question, without trying to start a shipping shitshow. We know that she wanted shinji to "react", but how would she react herself if he did?
Would she be surprised and unsure, would she quickly return to her tsun ways, would she go along? If so, how far would she go?

>>156493903
The issue with this argument she hates herself and she wants people to like her.

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what did he mean by this?

>>156494146
I hang dong in front of my dog all the time

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>>156493142
The prototype plugsuit is ridiculous.

>>156494243
It means shinji always had a thing, even if sexual only, for asuka, and yet never had the guts to do anything. If he said a word for the first half of the series she would split her legs for his dick in a second, and yet he choose to be the creepy loner and just jerk off.

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>>156494360
A tad.

>>156493980
She knows he looks. It makes her nuts that he stops there.

>>156494512
I mean, this plugsuit is great for muh dick, but everything on rebuilds is just a fucking insult for the og series and the characterization of everyone.

>>156494217
That's a good question. She isn't able to show him genuine affection until the end of EoE, though, when she caresses his face.

>>156494521
>>156493980
Then why does she call him a hentai?

>>156494491
Nah if Shinji showed interest in her Asuka would dump him like all the others, the reason she was so fixated on Kaji and him was because they wouldn't return her advances like all the other boys.

>>156494754
When?

>>156494770
Would she? I guess that if she managed to charm him quickly she would lose interest, but i assume there must he a point where she put so much effort into making him interested her that she cant just squander it.

If you want to know what would have happened with Asuka if Shinji had not been such a faggot just read Re-Take.

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>>156494865
In "Dance Like You Want to Win"

>>156494925
I don't really think Asuka knows what a relationship entails. She tries to act adult but she doesn't even know what sex is. If Shinji had kissed her forcefully or something she'd probably run away screaming.

>>156494770
Considering she wants love and hates herself, would she really?

>>156494982
Careful, fujoshi will get mad at you for mentioning re-take.

>>156495046
Remember she watches soaps all the time and probably even reads romance novels, Asuka is a mains stream girl. I have a feeling Asuka knew what she was doing with the kiss.

>>156495046
>she doesn't even know what sex is.
She might not understand exactly what a relationship and love are, but she sure as hell know what sex is.

>>156495068
I don't know if she'd dump him, but she'd still try to 1-up him if she thinks he's better at taking out angels.

>>156495116
No she doesn't, when she sees Misato and Kaji doing it she says "its something people do to feel closer to others" or something.

>>156495068
and Reifags.

>>156494982
>Re-take
While MUCH better than your average LAS doujin, the characterization still needed some fine tuning to match NGE properly.
EoE asuka ghost is very on point, though.

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>>156495016
She frontloads it pretty hard.

>>156495181
She was commenting on the emotional side of it. Asuka is a college graduate so I'm sure she knows what sex is on the physical level.

>>156495181
Sure, she has a teenager fantacized vision of sex being pure, but it dont imply she dont know the concept.
She is already 14, anon. She has a fucking college degree, for godsake

>>156495156
The amusing part of this, she really wanted his help in MPE battle. Asuka said she wants all the glory, but mad when he doesn't.

>>156495217
Is it really? I've seen some self proclaimed Asukafags claim their hatred for Re-take. I don't know if its false flagging Reifags or fujoshis.

>>156495287
This is the only time she blushes in front of Shinji.

>>156495387
Rei was treated pretty horribly, of course they'd hate it. And there was that whole war where that textwalling autist brought it up as proof of Asukafags being degenerate and hateful, and people brought up Eden, the Reifag version, and etc etc

>>156495362
She's 13 for most of the series.

>>156495497
You should see Asuka thread on /c/, there is a bunch of people getting really angry about Asuka being paired with anyone.

>>156495387
>The amusing part of this, she really wanted his help in MPE battle
She was fighting for her life in a REALLY bad situation. Most people dislike the idea of dying, and if it meant to have shinji by her side, i guess she would swallow her pride a little.

>>156495868
Aren't most waifufags like that?

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>>156495938
>>156495387
>mfw Mama Ikari purposely let Kyoko and Asuka die in the most horrible way possible so her keikaku can be properly doori

Gendo was a red herring

>>156495956
Not that I notice, Saber is the most mainstream waifu out there and nobody cares who she is paired with. I'm starting to wonder if evangelion fans are just very autistic compared to fans other other anime franchises.

>>156495387
>Is it really? I've seen some self proclaimed Asukafags claim their hatred for Re-take. I don't know if its false flagging Reifags or fujoshis.

Many asukafags believe shinji dont deserve her after what he did and she should keep her pride, so they dislike all Asuka x Shinji
Rei got the (really) short end of the stick on Re-take, so reifags hate it. Although i agree that rei behavior is wrong on it, i usually disagree with reifags where the doujin got it wrong.
Go ahead and read it, take your own conclusions.

>>156496022
I love Yui.

>>156493142
>teh rei
>teh

I'm really glad some things died.

>>156488853
Asuka was the only remotely "normal" character in the show and was understandably sick of Shinji's inhuman cowardice when she made every reasonable advance that can be possibly expected of a teenage girl, even when she outright forces herself upon him he does nothing. In a world as fucking horrific and awful as Eva's, Shinji refuses to make even the slightest effort to help comfort others (and even himself), even when they force themselves upon him.

Asuka did nothing wrong, she wanted someone to simply comfort her, it was not a tall order especially in a world full of so much suffering. The only reason she comes across as a "bitch" in the slightest is because she is surrounded by horribly mentally damaged characters that can't even come close to expressing human emotions, she's trapped in a world of totally unreasonable people and no matter what she does she can not get even the slightest comfort.

>>156496022
Well, you cant have 2 children ascending to godhood, one of them need to die first so the ritual can continue.
But really, did yui planned EVERYTHING or she just made it up as it went?

>>156496096
How can you say you love her if you cant even help her plans for Armageddon?

Asuka wanted Shinji to be more assertive, interprets his passivity as a rejection.
Shinji wanted Asuka to be more submissive and peaceful, interprets her aggressiveness as a rejection.

>>156496163
I don't think she planned EVERYTHING but Shinji was just sitting there in the cage for a few minutes while asuka went HAM, because Shinji thought there was no way to get past all the bakelite sealing in the Eva

But then Asuka+Kyoko got murked and all of a sudden Yui busted out of the bakelite like it was no big deal

>>156496237
Why was Shinji yelling at Rei and Misato to be nicer to him in EOE? They weren't mean to him. Shinji just likes to blame others for his own personal failings.

>>156496069
I don't understand that because that day was always coming for Asuka because how badly she treated Shinji. As I see it, nobody is worse than the other.

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>>156496133
>she comes across as a "bitch"
I think people overestimate the fact she is a tsundere.
I dont think shinji cares in the slightest if she is aggressive or explosive. Their conflict comes from a much deeper level fueled by self-hate and how similar they are to each other behind all masks.

>>156496349
>Shinji just likes to blame others for his own personal failings
This.

>>156496133
You know who he did care for at the beginning?
Rei

Then she got asploded yet 'came back' anyway which freaked him out but how do you expect a kid like that to get past something like that

>>156496788
The fact that he "cared for" Rei in the first place is a pretty big red flag, Rei is a weirdo who shows almost zero affection whatsoever to anyone, Shinji went chasing the one girl that literally nobody has any chance with and ignores the normal girl who is actually interested in him. Even Anno said nobody was ever supposed to "like" Rei, she was supposed to be a freak. Shinji was messed up way before the show even started, he certainly suffered greater mental distress as the show continued but from the very beginning he was already fucked enough to fall for someone like Rei.

>>156495387
The amusing part is there isn't a way to save Asuka by fighting the MPs. They'd just keep getting back up and going for Asuka when Shinji's positioned to finish one until he's mad enough to grow the wings like they and Eva-01 are waiting for.

>>156496788
Rei kinda cares for everyone. We dont see much of their relationship, but they keep as friends till the light snake angel.

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>>156496446
A tsundere is aggressive outside, but they secretly harbor romantic feelings for the protagonistics. Asuka has never showed love or any kind of worry for Shinji. She was glad he was absorbed into the black hole angel.

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>>156496133
>Usaka-fag thinking Usaka's shit dont stink

She taunts shinji about wanting to craw back in his mama's womb
She wont visit Shinji in the hospital room after she saw him nearly get his brains liquefied when syncing with Unit 00
She doesnt have the balls to walk into the room the second time even when Rei was considerate enough to wait at his bedside
She treats him like an inferior specimen of humanity because he's 'new', despite HER being a 'dumb rooke', yet she gets assmad and punches a locker when he improves for real
She keeps calling Rei a bitch multiple even when she gives her piloting advice
She seeks solace with Hikari even though Hikari cant possibly know the bullshit parade that is Evangelion when she could have gathered the courage to bellyache to the ones that DO know, Shinji and Misato, instead. So Hikari is left gobsmacked and cant even hold Usaka either

>>156496920

I think there is a way to kill them, just keep going till the S2 engine is completely destroyed and cant regen. Hell, fucking eat those engines. How powerful would a eva with 3-4 engines be? (It would probably blow up due too much energy).

Asuka was worried about the timing and only dealt superficial damage on them.

>>156496914
>Even Anno said nobody was ever supposed to "like" Rei, she was supposed to be a freak.
Source?
>he was already fucked enough to fall for someone like Rei.
He never "fell" for her, they're just friends.

>>156496991
Wow she's exactly like a normal girl her age, who'd have thought.

She is only a "bitch" in comparison to an emotionless doll.

>>156497093
>highlights the fact that Usaka is less considerate than even an 'emotionless doll'
i thought you actually liked Usaka why are you making her look even worse

>>156496980
Thats a fair point. If there is a reason for shinji to ever be mad at her, its this kind of crap. This isnt tsundere at all. Nor just tsuntsun. Just outright sociopathy, to see others as nothing but obstacles.

But i sincerely believe there is place for love and happiness in asuka heart, she just have to get past her self hate. Asuka real personality isnt half tsun half dere. Its half "i hate myself" and half "i wish i could be happy"

>>156497042
>How powerful would a eva with 3-4 engines be?
Maybe even strong enough to attract Longinus from the Moon.

>>156497315
I still don't get how that happened
Who made that happen? It wasn't SEELE's robutts else the old men wouldn't have been so mad earlier

Is Yui that fucking OP?

>>156496914
The whole "Rei was supposed to be creepy and unlikable" bs is completely made up and most likely Asukafag propoganda.

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Rei is a non-character

Anno is a hack.

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>>156497589

>>156497397

I think the original spears are at least somewhat self aware and noticing some ritual was going down, went to participate.

>>156497397
Shinji just screams that hard. Rei heard him, too.

>>156497493
>>156497426
I think it isnt rei that is supposed to be creepy and unlikable, but the idea of romancing such an unaware girl that pisses anno off.

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>there are people that actually prefer a bitch like Asuka over this cutie

>>156497750
>Sassy AU Rei
You know she isnt real. But she looks like a cool character and wouldnt mind to see more of her.

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>>156497750
>>156497837
I'd let her ride my baloney pony.

>>156497868
But does she has a great butt? This line feels so fucking off. How did the dub screw this up?

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>>156496980
She waited him to recover in the end of the episode

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>>156497837
Too bad. Even the spinoffs based on the sequence default her to isolated and awkward. Genki ass Rei exists only in 30 seconds of a sweet dream Rei watched someone have.

>>156498130
Huh? When do they say that?

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>>156497868

>>156498226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPyQ6dHsG3I
2:00 mark.

>>156498447
>They managed to run out money even on the 5 minutes long animation.

>>156498297
See >>156498447
4:00. The dub is REALLY fucking weird.

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>>156498447
What's wrong with that? Shinji just wants a girl with an ass as nice as his.
>>156498524
Not so much budget as time. They were up all night coloring those frames as quickly as they could so they could turn the episode in on time.

>>156498447
What the fuck.

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>>156498447
>4:09
>Rei: Who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his baloney pony?

>>156498447
Eek, Asuka's english VA sounds like Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob.

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>>156499220
You're just jelly you'll never get to be you're own waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvIn0mdXtY

>>156495217
>the Asukafag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him weeb, faggot, asspie, shit taste cuck, it all runs off him like the crumbs on the front of his 4 sizes too small, stained and dirty "asuka is life" shirt.

but tell him his waifu is WORST GIRL, just a shitty childrens cartoon character, he will never be the 6th child, and ASUKA A SHIT and you will be astonished at how quickly he recoils, how injured he is and how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out!!". >t. Misatofag

>>156499348
Dr Goebbels pls

>>156499218
>nani ga dekiteru wake, futari
She did ask if they were doing it in Japanese. Nothing about baloney or ponies though.

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>>156499475
>Japs don't use American slang
Ya don't fuckin' say.

>>156499344
But I don't watch dubs!

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>>156498447
>WAOW, SO DID YOU SEE HER PAENTEES THEN?

>>156499516
I was more curious whether she actually asked if they were having sex and whether the 'baloney and pony' was a direct translation from Jap Rei saying chinko/chinpo/nikubou/penisu.

>>156498447
>I need to take a whizz or something
>Is this what happens when you start your period
>That small tone change in yui and gendo voice that imply they might have a quickie before going to work
>Everything about rei
>All right, stand up, bow, sit down, listen up dudes, we got a new blue haired babe to introduce herself.

Is the entire dub like that? Shits better than any abridged shit.

>>156499886
>Is the entire dub like that?
The dub was only wacky in this scene like that because it was supposed to be a wacky light hearted scene in the jap version. They did a good job localizing it into english.

>>156499999
It was also towards the end of the series as the dub actors were actually starting to settle into the characters and get a whole lot better at them.
Early Eva dub is pretty painful.

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>>156499886
>Hey, be quiet you two! We’re in a class not a bar!

>>156496446
Wow, he... looks just like Naota here

>>156496127
>newfags don't know about teh rei

Post Rei clones.

>>156500361
>Michelle succeeds Donald
Kek.

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>>156500770

>>156500847
>Michelle
>Female

>>156500948

Where did gendo pulled the name Ayanami from?

>>156498447

We need to edit it to add baguette kowaru.

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>>156501150
I forgot pic

>>156501034
the imperial japanese navy ship registry

>>156493746
dat neck

>>156496914
The girl who was "interested in him" was also a total bitch to him

>>156501034
綾波 = ayanami
綾 = design; pattern; figure
波 = wave; billows;
Her name could be have the meaning of "a giant mass of design(ed humans/Gendo's wife)

It could also be used to describe his wife: each wave has a design/pattern (this is what makes waves beautiful which is what Gendo thought of his wife)

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>>156500948

>>156488853
WHEN THE FUCK IS 4.0?!?

>>156500569
Yeah, he kinda does

>>156501565
2081

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>>156496914
Rei waited next to Shinji's medicine coffin and was ready to die for him when all she knew about him was replacing her in her only reason for existing and talking shit on his father.

>>156501790
Just like kingdom hearts 3, 4.0 will release precisely when I no longer give a shit.

>>156501916
>>156501790
When Valve gets off their ass and releases a new game.

>>156501900
I can see the face of the first angel in her shoulder.

>>156501900
Don't confuse affection with familial love. Rei is a direct copy of Shinji's mom, and of course a mom is going to worry about her son.

>>156496914
>Shinji went chasing the one girl that literally nobody has any chance with and ignores the normal girl who is actually interested in him.
That was only because Rei reminded him of his mother; the only parent that he remembers that truly loved him. I'll save you all the Freud shit since that has been discussed to death.

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>>156502306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGMuaXIlckU

>>156488853
no air circulation

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>>156488853
Who can say for sure?
I stopped trying to understand women a long time ago.

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I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>>156488853
She was trying to kill him.

Why are people STILL discussing Asuka when she literally says herself what she wanted in this scene?

>>156504315
Does that mean you're gay?