What would you do in this situation?

>>156487904
Well, I certainly won't put up with her, sniff her farting butthole and even ask her to marry me.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>You must've had a hard day at work

>>156490796
>360 degrees
So, walk into her?

>>156487904
Scream that I've fallen into some sort of demon-infested hellscape where humanoid abominations drink my beer.

>>156487904
I would get more beers, chat with her a while and then whatever happens happens.

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>>156488814
Explain further

>>156487904
have her sit on my face

>>156491683
post more

>>156491122

Back in the day, if you were a newfag, you would at least lurk before posting.

>>156487904
>grab a beer
>strip off work clothes
>plop down next to her
>?????

>>156493546
You wouldn't be mad she's done nothing all day?

>>156495270
Who am I, her father?

>>156487904
Sober her up so that she doesn't fall asleep and choke to death on her saliva a la Jimmy Hendrix

>>156495363
You are a terrible husband

Fuck her since she's all that she's good for.
Fuck her for all she's worth and then some more.

>>156487904
this need an borderline-h adaptation serialization

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>>156487904
Pound that smelly lazy pussy mercilessly because I know she'd love it and I know she knows that's what she's good for.

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>>156487904
This is how such women live in reality.

>>156496466
can you really blame this person? I mean shit the dishwasher can't even be opened because of that counter-top.... or wait is that actually a washing machine?

>>156496466
how the fuck do people live like that. absolute degenerates.

>>156496585
>thinks the entire state of that room is justified by the fact that a fucking dishwasher isn't usable
How much of a disappointment are you to your parents?

>>156496466
I'm surprised someone that fucking lazy can still manage to cook eggs for themselves.

>>156487904
send her to bed and fuck her tomorrow , i ain't fucking a drunkard who at any minute can vomit on me.

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>vanillashit
Only doujin with incest ntr or dilfs are worth fapping to.

>>156497620
good taste

>>156497620
You forgot futa.

>>156497577
>not fucking her doggystyle in the bathroom while she hangs onto the rim of the toilet
guess someone's never felt a real squeeze.

https://exhentai.org/g/882156/10369b5439/

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>>156497620
>>156498207
>>156498233

>>156496466
Holy fuck, just 20 min is enough to make this somewhat bearable, how can someone can not even do this?

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>>156496466
>cooking oil not in cabinet/cupboard
>leaving an iron in fucking kitchen
> food scattered on the floor
> overfilling a garbage bag instead of just opening a new one

What kind of subhuman shitrag lives like this?

>>156497620
>>156498207
>>156498233
>>156498451
get the fuck out of this vanilla thread
I do not need you to fuck this shit up

>>156496466
urge to clean, rising.

>>156496466
are you her parents or something? her boyfriend? her whatever?
tips on how to handle such women? i think nourishing love with such women are the comfiest thing in the universe

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>>156491683
>she farted

>>156499011
What do they smell like?

>>156491683
>a little

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>>156498233
No I didn't.
Penises belong in men not woman.

>>156501100
Don't you mean on men?

>>156501100
on men, anon. on men.

in men is just gay

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>>156501160
>>156501158
I'll just close the thread now and pretend this never happened.

>>156499002
>>156498768
That was posted by frog, and this is his mother's apartment. Apparently she's one of those purple haired feminazi, and whole apartment looks like this and she's living with the dog she too lazy to walk out, so that dog shits right in the room.
I guess she thinks that cleaning and cooking is oppression of women invented by patriarchy to keep women in the kitchen.

>>156501236
why? your not wrong

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>>156497620
>NTR, Dilf
We get it, you're some 40 year old shitposter trying to cuck in hentai because some chad cucked you back in the day

>>156487904
I'm sure it's just shading but those panties look a little stained and that's incredibly hot.

>>156501367
I'm actually a 27 year old fit weeb.
I don't mind ntr because I've never been cucked.

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Farting is a worse fetish than NTR. There, I said it.

>>156501508
You'd rather your girl be fucked by a bull in front of you than fart in your face?

>>156501552

I'd prefer neither, but I'd still rank it lower.

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>>156498365
>get to page 3
wtf? what is this in context to?

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>>156487904

I liked it, it was cute. Vanilla doesn't really do it for me, but the story was nice.

https://e-hentai.org/s/12d7088ec1/623078-1

>>156501499

I'm a 29 year old fit weeb. Broke up with my girlfriend of 7 years last year. She was really nice and so loyal, I think she would have rather died than cheating on me. I've never seen such loyalty in a human being. She was religious though, so that was a deal breaker.

I'm the same, I don't mind NTR because its never happened to me. If I was in a casual relationship I probably wouldn't mind, but if it was my soulmate I would probably be upset.

>>156493045
Back in the day that joke was never funny and never told correctly.

>>156493045
back in my day we was all fucking newfags ya fuckin newfag and we was betta for it!

>>156487904
Come home to an out of shape, alcoholic good for nothing partner? I just wouldn't come home. I'd leave for a pack of cigarettes and never come back.

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>>156487904
Slavic women don't act like this

>>156502355

They would if they had a rich man

Instead they have to prostitute themselves to get by

>>156496466
That's a bit of exagerration, but one thing that's remained consistent is the fact that they have unruly bedrooms - especially if they're teenagers. Bottles placed everywhere, without any sense of order. Many clothes in a clump. At least they're well aired, but jesus, they don't give a crap about appearances.

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>>156502617

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What a rude janitor.

>>156502174
>good for nothing partner
She looks like she is good fucking and that's something at least.

>>156502174
Sorry about your parents, anon.

>>156504119
Kek

>>156498768
Not only that anon, but what bothers me most is the fucking condition of the poor stove. Stove-chan didn't deserve this. All she wants is to cook your food.

>>156496466
>that bag that says 'daddy' on it
The one thing she truly needs in her life

>>156505656
It's also a bag of sugar.

>>156491683
More

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>>156499225

>>156496466
Women are incredibly cleanly with their physical appearance, but have the dirtiest cars and bathrooms

Found it https://e-hentai.org/g/623078/c72d31fb94/