Dude, act cool, girls are watching.

>>156375194
and thus i lose my balance and smash my head to the edge of the pool.

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>>156375194
>girls are watching

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check these moves, ladies

*flexes abs and pretends to be relaxed*

>>156375501

*loudly proclaim that I can hold my breath underwater for a long time and proceed to swim to the bottom of the pool and use ninja focus to slow my heart beat*

...

*Surfaces fifteen seconds later and checks to see if anyone is still watching*

https://youtu.be/bHmBSfci0yE

those aren't girls, those are lesbians

>>156375194
y-you too

>>156375194
What's the point in trying to impress them, they are dykes.

>>156375628
That's better than actually staying under for two minutes and getting hauled out by a lifeguard.

Remember when people tried to insist they weren't gay? Good times.

*climbs up to highest diving board while trying to catch their eye and winking at them suggestively*
*loses footing and falls off but manages to save it with some sick moves*

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>>156375194
ok

>>156375687
>>156375870
>>156375957
appearently, women aren't really that 100% gay
http://www.girlschase.com/content/how-have-sex-lesbians-when-youre-guy

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>>156375194
act natural

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>Be britbong
>Just over-exaggerate my britbongness
>do ok

Everytime I return home I die a little

Sorry, I can't swim.