RIP Japan's birthrate if this keeps on going.

>>156351013
I would buy one desu senpai

>>156351013
Can you fuck it?

human size?

>>156351238
Hopefully

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I'd fug lala so hard, if you get what I mean.

Its okay, soon enough you'll be able to impregnnate traps.

Large Lala Breasts

>>156353388
Stop ruining the superior Japanese genes

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>>156351013
Only the rich nips can afford these monstrosities.

>>156351238
Yes. Only anal though.
Not joking here, it has a detailed asshole part.

It's not like it moves, cooks, cleans, or licks your ass, yet.

And why just Japan? The entire world would want this stuff.

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>>156351013
>>156354106
I hope these are soft and the joints are flexible.

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>>156354106
>not making your own qt waifu statues

I liked the Momo one more.

>>156351013
>>156354106
Can you strip these?

Japan birthrate meme needs to stop. It's an overpopulated tiny island,

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Thats what they all said.

>>156351013

Anime proportions at life size scale is creepy as hell.

>>156354239

If the gods had blessed the statue with life and fleshy holes, which they've done much weirder shit in other mythologies, then he was the truest patrician of all. We can make better women.

>>156354155
Nope.
Immovable hard plastic.

>>156354176
I'd hot glue it.

>>156354106
>monstrosity
>implying this is not the modern day equivalent to Classical/Renaissance age smut (i.e. paintings and marble sculptures with nude people)

The body proportions are generally great, but the face/mouth/tongue is just kinda ok.

>>156354309
C cup in real life is already pretty stacked. Any bigger and it becomes ridiculous

>>156354415

Depends on the body they're attached to and their general shape. C's only look stacked if they're in a pushup bra, but they're nothing to gawk at.

>>156354415

I'm not talking about the body. The head...

>>156354106
>shittiest Saekano
>still a gorgeous life size figure

The Japanese are truly wizards.

>>156354471
As long as it doesn't reach One Piece levels of ridiculousness, it's fine

>>156354599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kdpc3RGibM

You find this sexy?

>>156354106
He might be a rich nip, but he's got really shit taste in gundams.

>>156351013
The birthrate isn't down because of otaku-related things. Plenty of "normal" people are not having kids even if they get married.

Do you guys realize that Japan have been receiving foreigners with open arms since a long time ago already right? You have children shows featuring kawaii niggas, all the new japanese athletes are black, and don't even let me start on Dandy.

>>156354631
Yes

>>156354631
No

>>156354631
Maybe

>>156354631
Can you repeat the question?

>>156351013
>that lewd mirror

nice desu

>>156354840
That would be the stupidest thing ever, and I'm a minority.
Also, Japanese (and Korean) immigration is hyper-strict. They're both so strict, non-Japanese (and non-Korean) people in Japan (and Korea) account for only less than 2 percent of the total population. And within that number, a vast majority are Chinese and Korean (Chinese and Japanese in Korea).

If I were a billionaire, I'd probably get some made of marble and other high class material that would last the test of time.

>>156355290

Make a statue the size of the Motherland Calls, a nudie statue.

>>156353810
Esl /pol/fag go home

>>156354960
YOU FUCKED UP

>>156354564
>>shittiest Saekano
But that's not Eriri you fucking retard.

The Lala statue is 25k and has removable clothes.

D-do you think Yabuki gave them a canon pussy to work from?

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>>156351013
I am just now realizing that is a life size anime figure and not some little action figure version.

Imagine having one of these, then having a dream where it starts moving. Still hard and cold, but now it's cooking you breakfast. Hope you like your eggs black with white shards.

>>156351013
How much for this life size Lala?

>>156351238
Just install an onahole

>>156358316
23-25k i think.

>>156358509
25K yen or dollarydoos?

Japan's birthrates have nothing to do with anime, stop making these stupid ass threads.

>>156358797
25k dollars. 25,000

quite insane.

>>156354123
anal is my fetish, so it'd be perfect.

>>156358880

Shit, for that you could buy a custom realdoll.

>>156354683
Astray, 00 Raiser and Strike Freedom are still cool toys no matter what.

>>156359109
Oh wait, I just now recognize Atlas. He's shit.

The way they go on and on about muh birth rates, it's only a matter of time before they enforce some sort of impregnation program just like my dirty chinese cartoons.

>>156359412

All they have to do is implement same-sex pregnancy and give tax breaks or something for having at least two babies.

>>156359412
Japanese birthrates are on the rise at the moment.

>>156351013
Shouldn't this make them hornier?

>>156359068
Why not just mail order a wife?

>>156359653
Mail order wives are found out to be scams once engineers who can into internets start ordering them.

>>156351013
Far from it, Japan's birthrate has been going up for a long time and the island is already overpopulated as it is.

>>156354683
>Gold Frame
>Destiny
>shit
your taste is shit

Waiting for the time where we can upload ourselves into the internet like in Futurama so I can fuck as many cute anime girls as I want.

>>156359723

Only the cities are. If they spread out and down, there's plenty of space. Think geofronts.

>>156351013
>>156354106
would cum on regularly

>>156359760

What's your opinion on cute anime girl(male)s?

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Its the way of the future

>>156354106
cute. I want to hug it.

Buy this and ask for custom head

http://aidoll.4woods.jp/entrance_e.html

http://www.orient-doll.com/top.php

>>156351013
>>156354106
>>156359839
Silicone dolls are much more useful and more worth it.

>>156359769
That statement also goes for every part of the world too.

>>156359892
Not it won't.
Statues like those are great for attracting men and women with disposable incomes into your mall.

>>156355290
I'd just be fine with commissioning high quality GKs, or maybe getting some companies to release shit they cancelled for only me.

>>156359886
I own a 4woods Neo-J and Neo-IM and they suck at fugging. Apparently the Allure and Evo versions handle the fugging part better.

The OI ones are far better at fugging (internal lube and auto-warming) but their skin is inferior compared to 4woods.

>>156351013
Japan brought it upon itself when they decided to stick to their guns about their views on love and society

>>156359966
i
envy
you

>>156354123
Do you have a picture of this? I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere.

>>156359966
are you a wizard?
teach me your ways

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>>156359839
>>156359913
Until you see the sanity affronting design of those guns and descend into a spastic fit and clear out the entire mall with the raw power of your sperg until they have to declare the area a disaster zone

>>156355290

>implying plastic won't last for eons

>>156360039
ive seen that it has a removable bikini but nothing else.

>>156354239
Did they keep the tits small in sculptures because they liked flat chests or because big tits would just fall off?

>>156360378
That was the ideal of classical beauty. Smallish tits and thicc. The hourglass figure with big breasts is a relatively new idea.

>>156360146
You don't even have the guts to left your basement, let alone go the mall filled with people.

Even in the off chance you did, the smell will notify us of your presence long before we see your lard.

>>156360378
They base everything based on God figures who apparently had more ass than breasts

>>156360378
im pretty sure if thats the case they'll sculpt the figures without arms or heads

>>156359886
I wonder which we'll get first, SAO-style VR or robot waifus with motor skills and AI sophisticated enough to at least appear alive.

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>>156351238
>hard plastic
no. buy dolls instead

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>meanwhile in america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_0iFOtmPoE

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>>156361320
What's the point of making sex dolls if they just look like regular 3DPD shit?

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>>156360415
>>156360457
Man, they were so ahead of their time. When did we fuck it all up?

>>156361159
I didn't realize she was such a womanlet

>>156359913

fug off cis white scum

>>156359412

I've been to Shibuya. muh birth rates are just a fictional epidemic.

>>156361106

just get an onahole and post a loli in the face.

>>156351013
Is the same height as Lala?

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>>156361106
Do this type of dolls have a specific name/brand?
Asking for a guy I know

>>156362293
I think that's a dsdoll 145 minus body (not available on the murrican site it seems) + nina head. Ask the jaypee onahole thread for more info, they have a few dollfuckers there.

>>156360893
vr. for sure. have you actually tried the Vive? its way better than you'd assume. I give it 15 years tops before we hit SAO status.

>>156354683
hi fake gundam fan

>>156364146
Hell no
SAO is completely different from just a screen in your face

For this price, they quality of those life sized figures is very-very low.

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>>156362547
Alright, he said thanks.

>>156351013
I want to titfuck that thing

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>>156364761

>>156364720
Not surprising considering they're life-sized.

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>>156354471

>>156364720
limited production runs, little automation, expensive human labor

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>>156364940
Look what students sculpt in good Ateliers. $12,600 for picrelated is pure scam

>>156364712
it is. but there is still a screen in your face. same with .hack

There are steps required to hit sao status. Which is still behind something like the matrix.

15 years.

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>tfw you break your $25,000 life sized Lala statue two days after buying it because you tried to fuck it

>>156365325
>Which is still behind something like the matrix.
No, SAO is equivalent to Matrix in immersion. Nervgear taps into your brain, provides authentic stimulus to all senses and suppresses real-world sensory inputs too.

>>156365390
Actually SAO wasn't that "real"
You didn't feel pain, and then sometimes you did
Why was it so inconsistent?

>>156365388
I don't think someone who make so much money can be so retarded

>>156365429
Because it was still a game. there was that pain absorber thing that made fantasy battles bearable. disabling it was a plot point in ALO if i recall correctly. In other words, pain can be realistic, they merely choose not to make it so.

>>156351013
How tall is it?

165cm like lala?

>>156365513
No, I mean in SAO itself, at times they feel pain at times they don't
Namely, at first Kirito says pain isn't real in SAO, then the characters feel pain anyway

>>156365804
not being real is not the same as nonexistent

>>156365853
You're missing the point
Kirito says pain isn't real in SAO, then people feel pain anyway

>>156365920
virtual pain is still pain.

>>156365940
And its existence is inconsistent

>>156366126
>The Pain Absorber (ペイン・アブソーバ, Pein Abusōba?) is a feature, bundled with the Cardinal System and «The Seed», that nullifies or uses misleads to erase the pain signals that would be generated upon a player's avatar being injured.[1]
>In most games that are operated based on The Seed, although the feature can be adjusted, it cannot be turned off entirely.[1]

So you're feeling some pain, but not realistic amounts. Like boxing they probably get used to it.

>>156366171
I see
Then why does Kirito speak like pain doesn't exist?
I think he says it in ep 1

>>156366283
I don't recall what exactly he was saying. So I don't know.

>>156366283
Any pained expressions in the SAO arc are the result of shock or emotional pain, or just fuck ups by the anime.

SAO doesn't have pain.