A wizard offers to make you taller, but for every inch you grow

I'd grow 12 inches, become a basketball player, then get fired and sue the NBA for discrimination.

No, I'm already 186cm and bisexual.

But how will I become the little girl if i keep growing taller?

>>156286650
hw would 200% gay work? would it eventually go back around?

>>156290762
You'd make others gay just by being near them.

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>>156286650

you should have opened this thread on /fit/, although I doubt people there could be any gayer than they are now

>>156290762
Gay as fuck.

>>156286650
I doubt /a/ leaves the house to care about other people like /fit/ does. Now if the wizard made my waifu come to laifu that's another story...

That makes no sense, why would I want to be tall and gay when I am already those things? Can I trade away the inches instead?

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>>156286650
You don't need wizard to that, just use one of these.

Why would I want to be taller?

>>156286650
Wouldn't high heels be a more effective way of doing this?

I would do the deal if it was about growing my dick instead.
I'm fine with my height.