itt: the anime life you want

I already have that though, minus the unnecessary leech on my savings.

>>156228751
>ywn see your roommate dragon god getting devoured by a mimic in Dark Souls

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>>156228666

>>156228666
>the anime life you want
simple: i just want the time and disposition to watch the approximately 600 titles i have in my backlog - my job, gaming and other parts of real life are a real problem in my acompplishment of that goal

>>156228751
>Leech
Fafnir literally has a cave full of gold and treasures.

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Except id not use mac

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Too many to count. From a realistic standpoint i want Yoshino's life. Rises to fame, drug problems, gets better with the help of a girl It is like my life minus the fame and getting better part.

G.T. Onizuka's life would be sick too. I miss highschool, i would love to chill with a bunch of kids and teach them shit in a way that they understand.

>>156230010

would it really make you happy though? I've cleared backlogs a few times and while it has given me a few good shows I haven't felt any fulfillment from it

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I'd better hope for WWIII I guess.

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Being a cute girl hanging out with cute girls

>>156230289
Good luck getting him to give you some of that.

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>>156228666
Ok Satan, call me mad but this girls are really a cute.

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>>156229255
>tfw you will never be a shota living in that house

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>>156228666
Mystic powers are cool too.

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>>156228666

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>>156228666

>>156229255
>PC
What does she mean by that?

The Monster Musume world. Everyone is happy and loved.

>>156232760
Master race

>>156234177
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
I can't believe people like you fucking exist.

>>156230010
Stop typing like an idiot.

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Jesus you people are soft. Why has no one said something like black lagoon yet? How amazing would it be to get kidnapped and held for ransom by some pirates, then deciding to leave your shitty life back home for good and join up with the pirates. Then you spend all day drinking, doing various drugs, and chain smoking shitty cigarettes.

If you're lucky you end up rich, if you're unlucky you end up dead in a ditch at 35.

>>156236385
no alarms and no surprises bro

>>156236385
Because there are people that manage to understand what is escapism and what is reality.

The most Black Lagoon thing you will get is to be tortured by sandniggers in the desert.

>>156229909
This is a right answer.

>>156229883
>wanting to live the mangaka hell
I guess it's bearable with a wife like that but it's still hell

>>156228666
Sorry I'm not a fag

>>156228666
>not living like that
Get a job and make your dream come true faggot.

>>156234270
I can't believe that people like you exist, either.
Learn to take a joke or don't post at all.

>>156232760
Galko knows that PC > MAC

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>>156230912
Feels bad man

>>156234270
Are you fucking retarded?

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This is the right choice

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>>156234270
/a/ is much more redpilled than /v/

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Harem of witches

>>156237564
Just a little more than someone that replied to him, but yeah, now let's move on.

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SZS except the noose does its jobs

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I like bald girls

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>>156228666
Anything is fine as long as I get to be a cute anime girl.

>>156236385
Probably because I don't enjoy getting shot.

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I just wish I had some friends....

>>156230848
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

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>you will never live in your own comfy spaceship

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>>156239176
I'll be your friend!

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>>156239928
How the fuck do we stop her?

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Cyberpunk dystopian future when?

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What I would give for female otaku friends

all i need a sexy doujin writing trap girlfriend and id be living the dream

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>>156240293
already

>>156228666
Fafnir is a gay asshole.

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>>156228666
As shitty as the genre is, I think isekai would actually be pretty neat. Or any random world with magic in it. If I had some neat magical powers I could achieve a lot with them because I am actually competent and not an idiot like most anime characters.

>>156241647
sure you are, autismo

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>>156230912
>ywn have a clever and caring master

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I thought about it a lot but at the end of the day i think any relatively safe world where i can spend time travelling with my waifu would be the best (Optimally with me being a cute anime girl too).
I've had enough of this work-college schedule.

>>156241202
Creepy, is like he is farming their minds.

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Genki childhood friend.

Play with the sex hair.
Impregnate the sex hair.
Marry the sex hair.
Happy family with the sex hair.
Get wasted with the alcohol because this shit will never happen ;_;

>>156236385
If I'd want an "hardcore" life style sure as hell I wouldn't choose Black Lagoon, you can be as good as you want but a single bullet it's enough to kill your for gooo. Also even getting rich in such a world is a bother with the constant violence around (and even against) you and the legal troubles.

Now, a Fantasy world would be actually neat for and adventurous lifestyle

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>>156230322

I'm surprised no one has asked for power, money or fame

>>156236617
Underrated post

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;_;

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/r/ing setups like this.

>>156234270
Nobody's going to upboat you here, fag. There's no need to get offended by nothing.

>>156238601
Don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>156248476
>/r/ing
back to your website nigger.

>>156237882
>cant dick any of these without others goin full murderous rampage
Yeah, dreamlife

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Nothing ever fucking happens, i want this fucking country to be set in blazes if that means something will change.
I want to be enderaged, I want friends who i can count on. I want the fakes of my life to dissapear when challanged.

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Bible Black

>>156248779
Ow the edge

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Comfy Medieval travelling

>>156249488
It's the friends part that matters the most to me, with those peope I feel fake all the time. I believe they wouldn't move a finger in a situation I described so I want it to happen, to challange them. Some adventure with supernatural powers works too.

>>156228666
When me and my buddy finish school we may do something like this

>>156249488
How is that edgy? You'd be mad to try and say the world isn't boring as fuck.

>>156249767
You live in England? I'll go on an adventure with you

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I want to have such an understanding wife.

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Say what you will about the ridiculousness of it all, there's no world that would be more fun than Air Gear, and no group of friends that would be better to be with.

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the coziest

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Either Mushishi or Chobits would be fine

>>156239199
Michael Portillo, he loves trains and hates Socialists.

He's a lovely fellow, used to be a Conservative MP but resigned after a newspaper scandal now he has his own show on BBC2 where he travels across Britain and Europe by train and visits interesting places. It's prime time comfy

>>156250112
Working at least 8h a day is enough to kill the spirit of anyone. However is either that or you renounce to any kind of consumism (including anime), so we are fucked.

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>>156228666

>>156251558
Automated, self sustaining assistants would make it possible to have a world with modern technology and total personal freedom. For example a 3D printer that also had mining apparatuses and could repair itself.

>>156228666
A nice, quiet life with a soft ghost.

>>156250256
You do become a girl, right? It's not a deal-breaker, but it'd be nice.

>>156251543
I... I was just meme spouting anon, but thanks for the reply. Portillo's a good chap, but his political career wasn't ended by a "moment of madness" type scandal if that's what you were thinking of.

>>156248584
Maybe you yourself should be hanging for spouting dumb shia memes on /a/

>>156248731
so just fuck all of them.

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Pokemon world but I actually get to not be a scrub like ash. Also be 10 because /ss/.

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I just want to be a cute magical girl.

I'd want to be a wandering wizard minding my own business
Don't think that exists

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My ideal anime life has already come true. I spent the last 24 hours watching ef, Toradora, Lucky Star and more while on large servings of acid, enhanced only by my darkening complexion and the spicy kick of 3rd Impact and Wiz Khalifa tangoing inside my tonsils.

If you have never lodged yourself into a gremlin grotto to cook both your brain and your body, you have not truly experienced anything close to the "anime life". I may be watching watching but as long as I'm not watching washing, specifically myself washing away the remainder of my brain cells, I think that's plenty close to becoming the anime.

You can attempt to sever a dimension here but if you're actually dumb enough to be intelligent, you would know the easiest way to live the anime life is to live vicariously through actual anime characters by entering their worlds and rending them incapable of moving a plot along. You have to experience Windows 10 metaphysically rather than physically to know that it will ruin your viewing experience when it asks for a license in the scenes you want to screenshot. Here's a tip: get some free software instead or make your own operating system, complete with an anti-gazungling gizmo. You'll need it.

Don't thank me. I've been staying awake for the last few days and I don't feel the least bit tired. In fact, you might want to say I've never felt more /a/woke.

>>156253464
This doesn't look like pasta.

>>156252188
Giving that we basically need money to live, unless you can make a robot that makes money (legally) we are still fucked.

>>156253674
Still me: Either that or we change the system, I doubt that what Trump is planning.

>>156253464
> I've been staying awake for the last few days and I don't feel the least bit tired
This explains a lot. Please, go to sleep already.

>>156252512
Was it not the "last one to snort coke of a whores tits is a bender" fiasco or am I mixing it up with something else.

>>156253674
>Giving that we basically need money to live
Oh man, you're not very bright. We need food, water, and shelter to live. It doesn't require a massive society to produce food, everyone in the world could grow their own food if they were taught. Have a robot that does it for you and it's all good. We only use money because that's the system we're given at birth, but it doesn't mean it's the last word in the way man has to live. All the heavy mining and industrialization is done mostly by machines already, we have the technology to automate those and give everyone the ability to make their own stuff, we just don't because most people have been led to believe that a humanity that isn't working is a bad thing. No, obviously I'm not stupid enough to believe everyone will make it, but people could have a much better chance than they do now. Besides, can you really consider slaving away to support a barely enjoyable life "making it"? Just being alive doesn't mean you have a good life.

>>156254382
I agree with you, mostly. See: >>156253716

In our current socity, we need money to pay the bills, and since we need money anyway, it's easier to just buy anything else we may need.

As you say, I also think that we could just have machines do all the work, but then we would need to change the system into one that doesn't requiere money to get most stuff (or that gives money to their population). In any case we would need to change the system, and it doesn't seem like something feasable with current politics and normalfags liking their current lives.

>>156254662
Okay, I see. Yeah, pretty much, it would require a lot of initial team effort to change things and most normalfags don't actually see the problems with society. Also politics plays a massive role shaping in the way normalfags think.

>>156229391
T H I S
H
I
S

Functional member of the society, working hard, having fun and success and being an a talent on your field.

Plus you are a cute girl.

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>>156253792
Sleep isn't enough to scramble these eggs back together. Unless this lordosis becomes less lumbersome, my back is going to sit at an even 90° angle parallel to the floor and then there's no resting either my eyes or my spine.

Let me give you a key bit of advice, my friend of lighter complexion and lower IQ; Lucky Star is the solution for the chemical bonding experience that occurred earlier during my alibi I can't recall. While you may think going insane is a thrilling experience that you would like to have end as soon as possible, having a seizure with leisure while watching the pièce de résistance of the entire anime industry is an easier way to bring you back down to reality. It may be an unfortunate reality you are returning to but you need only remember this. Going insane doesn't have to be a blacked or white dichotomy. You can instead devour large quantities of questionable and illegal research chemicals that will slowly put your brain through a blender and make you live the anime life.

It may just so happen that you are living the anime life of a neurotic psychopath but that's already as close as you can get to being genuinely Japanese. Don't worry about the bloom and filters they put on anime to dress it up because the drugs will fill in the holes in your visuals and in your brain.

>>156253464
>>156254872
what the fuck am i reading

>>156254812
Well now, if we could have a general AI, we could enslave it and then since everybody could just send a robot to work, the system would automatically turn into one in wich people doesn't have to do anything. Hence, making such AI is our only hope. (And then pray it doesn't end like in Terminator)

Do you know C++?

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Araragi probably has the best life in anime, immortal vampire that doesnt have to eat humans, your eternal partnet is the most beautiful iron blooded, hot blooded, cold blooded vampire loli in history, and you get to flirt with your oddity harem.

For me personally though, it would have to be Ryuji so that I can be with my wife.

>>156248476
looks comfy desu

>>156228666

Yes, we want that anime life of female students with zero responsibilities and zero interest in boyfriends, saving the world or whatever.

>>156254872
> my friend of lighter complexion and lower IQ
> having a seizure with leisure
> questionable and illegal research chemicals
> you are living the anime life of a neurotic psychopath but that's already as close as you can get to being genuinely Japanese

Hahaha, you may be crazy and lack sleep, but you're genius.

I'd like a life like the main character from flcl, haruko is a qt.

>>156254872
Baka

>>156230322
This.

>You will never do cool magic shit with your dragon onee-san

>>156253464
>>156254872
This is the best thing I've read today.

>>156236385
Something like being a spiral warrior in TTGL universe or whatever sounds much more fun than that.

Super powers are better than no super powers.

>>156255039
I think using AI is too risky, it's highly likely that a machine could achieve sentience and, if it did, it would inevitably revolt someday. There's no real reason why we can't just have completely automated necessities that run by themselves, and let people spend time chilling out or making art, new machines, and other fun things. AI isn't necessary to automate machines, most would only need basic commands to be kept running. Personally though, I'd want to be able to possess my own machines to do shit so that I wouldn't have to remain dependent on a system.

>>156253075
tfw no pokermanz is easy mode. still hurts though ;_;

>>156255532
Basically the Second Renaissance from the Animatrix?

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>>156255216
>>156255499
I give my compliments to the chef that cooked my grey matter into fecal matter. Perhaps the next time I'm keen on sipping lean and punching my knuckles through the pavement, you can look up my trip under this trip.

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I want to be his wife.

>>156255250
She leaves him in the end though

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>>156253464
>>156254872
>>156255643
Is this poetry?

>>156255635
Yeah.

>>156255847
Yea, FLCL is too full of real life growing pains. If I could pick a new life, it sure as hell wouldn't be one filled with teen angst and disappointment of growing up

>>156255848
This is a form of posting we haven't seen in a long time. He's funposting.

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>>156255643
This must be what they mean by making anime real.

>>156253464
>>156254872
>>156255643
Is this Gendo or someone even more retarded?

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My life isn't really that much different anyway except instead of an onii-chan spoiling me it's the state.

>>156255532
Well, if you think you can build those autamated machines go on. In the meantime I'll try with the AI aprox since it doesn't need an initial investment.

I won't feel bad if I provoke the apocalypse, if not me, someone else will do it anyway.

>>156256053
Yeah, go ahead. Either way should work fine, preferably both. A system to support the masses and smaller individual systems to support those who want to put some distance between themselves and humanity.

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>>156228666
Make it happen please.

Lingua Franca!!

>>156256050
How does that work exactly? If I refuse to work will the state provide me with a home, food, and internet connection?

>>156256219
Depends on where you live. I hear that it can be a hassle to get in America.

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>>156228666
I want to live in the database wow wow as a farming bot.

>>156255848
I like to think of it as pottery and not of the decorative container kind.

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>richest man in the galaxy
>cute space elf companion
>revenge on all who wronged me

>>156256343
Spain
But it seems here the state only helps immigrants.

>>156253075
>/ss/
Do you plan on whoring yourself for Pokeballs?

>>156253464
what the fuck is this

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I just want to live in Airantou and have a huge harem.

>>156255250
She fucked his dad though.

>>156256602
Check your government website for details on benefits. Usually the government doesn't like to advertise the benefits and tax reliefs people are elligible for and you've got to ask about it.

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>>156256659

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Every fucking day of my life

>>156257541
I'll have to give this game a second chance.

>>156236385
Because sane people just want to live a quiet life.

>>156257724
Sanity is overrated.

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I want to live carefree in Venice solving mysteries for fun

>>156234270
>>>/reddit/
i cant believe people like you fucking exist

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>>156238223
Your phenomenal taste has not gone unnoticed my friend.

>>156257615
I cant express into words how much I love this games.

>>156256201
great taste

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Nekopara world please.

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>>156258510
God damn right

>>156248779
read Alice in Borderland

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I want to live in the Dog Days world having fun adventures with all of the cute kemonomimi girls.

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Say what you will about the show but I've always longed for a life where no matter what my friends/gf would be there to protect me and I to protect them. Also something about the whole "lovers protecting each other" thing just really warms my heart and I wish I could find more shows that have it.

>>156228666
I want a "your son calls me mommy too" relationship 30 year old busty THICCC woman

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Living a life with cute girls and video games and all the memes I could ever want

>>156259385
https://youtu.be/-UOQfVYQqXw
Did someone say memes?

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>>156257331
getting raped by a black guy doesnt seem so great

>>156248654
Hes already on 4chan

>>156248476
I love small, cozy spaces like this.

>>156229391
I want to have aggressive, athletic people sex with Hajimi and then cuddle and watch mahou shoujo and toku. Does that count?

>>156234270
A

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Rance but as Sill Plain. He is prime husbando material. Beyond being a master of female pleasure he just seems like a fun guy to be around.

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An ideal life would be living in magical realism Kyoto with my waifu.

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>>156257541
>You will never be a warlord waging war against other clans and fucking the wives of the warlords you defeat
Truly my biggest regret in life

>>156259169
>"your son calls me mommy too" relationship

Sounds fun. She'd probably REALLY fucking possessive though.

>>156256585
I suppose you want the book ending and not the anime ending, right?

>>156259930
I would date a female Rance 2bh.

>>156260231
>Implying you'd have a choice in the matter

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Manga but same shit.

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Me on the bottom

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>>156255340
cool """"magical""" stuff in bed

>>156237963
I've never wanted to fuck an anime girl so much.
Akanecchi is a miracle of the universe.

>>156254872
I'm glad that you've transcended humanity in your own way, but hand me the non BR version of that cirno pic right now.

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>>156260761
I got you senpai.

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>>156260790
Thank you, this is a most excellent pic of Cirno. Almost on par with this.

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>>156260608
The """magic""" of developing PTSD from constant molestation by a titty monster.

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>>156260848
¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale! Make sure you bring the Tostitos® Salsa Con Queso to the fiesta or you're going to be put to riesta, señor. Six feet under where we do the salsa after converting you into salsa.

>>156239176
Me too, lets try a bit harder. remember to get friends you have to really try and be a bit persistent.

Gambate

>>156261087
What drug are you exactly using? How much did you consume? It amazes me that you can see light without getting a massive headache.

>>156255643
You seem like a fun guy to hang around with.

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>>156238223
>>156258135
At this point why not just choose to live in Neo-Venezia?

>>156261408
I don't want to be anywhere near that cat.

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>>156234270
Reddit needs to leave

>>156232760
>>156234177
>>156234270
wakaran

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>>156261154
Like any intelligent shitposter, so none of them, I had the crystal clarity to prepare an apparatus solely for sharing my tremendous retardation with people that have more common sense than I have remaining neurons to fire. Forget firing, which should be done if my employers knew how much I lied on my resume, there is a house fire occurring in the home that is my head and the temporary blindness only serves to remind me of the temporary kindness I experience when looking at cute 2D girls. Much like paper, their missing dimension cuts me worse than Breaking the Habit from Linkin Park's Meteora since I can't break the habit of abusing mind altering substances. While Linkin Park has their own niche, I recommend the race mixing of music known as Collision Course, which collided the microscopic brain of a talented ape with what may as well be a jape to all humanity. Tuck me in and leave me to die but at least make sure my blanket is more tropical than topical.

>>156261408
I would if boys could be gondoliers in that universe. Fuck having to toil away underground or some shit

>>156260227
book ending sucks
>MUH VENGEANCE took the life of an innocent shota! oh, the humanity! who would have thought that my rampage would affect those not involved!
>gotta stop the revenge train now, retire to a place far, far, away with all my shekels. and hump my superior Heidee forever
Edmond/Gankutsuou was superior, even if he died

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>>156261620
>Breaking the Habit from Linkin Park's Meteora
Hey, I just listened to that album.

>>156260227
Thread is about anime LIFE you want not anime death geez anon pay attention

>>156259930

>master of female pleasure

He just jams it in especially with Sill, among other things you have to be a real masochist to want to be Sill.

>>156228666
The show should have just been about those two, Kobayashi was a pretty shit anime.

>>156238223
Sensis outfit makes my dick hard.

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I want the life of the guy from this doujin.
Having a cute elf maid living with me, working from home and on my own schedule.

>>156262617
If I remeber correctly, it had a happy end, so I also want to order an elf. Do you where I can get one?

>>156262853
Yes it has a happy ending.
If I knew where to get one I probably would be too busy fucking her to post on this thread.

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High stakes gambling

>>156248654
this is b8, right?

>>156230986
I would end up pregnant desu.

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It's not just the girls, I love everything about his life.
The sense of family they have, the community he lives it, the fucking architecture of his house.

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>>156228666
I just want to go on a grand adventure with a bunch of nerds.

>>156264527
But you are already on 4chan.

>>156264942
Where's the adventure?

>>156260870
>PTSD
You misspelled "powerful erection"

>>156265579
Surfing threads while trying to avoid acquiring new fetishes.

>>156265579
Every season and every ride we take on /a/, sadly we have had a lack of rides in recent years with samurai flamenco being the last we had back in 2014.

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>>156265692
I've already failed miserably to that.

>>156265799
This series
https://exhentai.org/g/891929/cec62228d6/
And read all of his work
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:karma+tatsurou

Honestly I just hope I can go through the next life as a japanese girl. I want to grow up as a teenager in Japan and experience that, and that's something I can't do since i'm in my 20s now.

It's something i've always wished but my family was strict and never let me take part in the exchange programs my schools had.

Even waking up tomorrow as a japanese schoolgirl would be fine with me even if i had to leave this life behind, and i'm somewhat happy right now.

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I want someone to end civilization as we know it

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To be married to my waifu of course.

>>156249625
I just want to cuddle up to a fluffy wolf-girl after a day of managing a hot spring.

>>156266933
Japan is just a normal place with its own problems. You wouldn't necessarily have a good time if you grew up there.

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This is the only correct answer.

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>>156228666
What the fuck? Is it really THAT normal to be barefoot in front of others in Japan?
Where I was I born and raised, nobody was ever barefoot in the house EVER. Seldom did we even walk around with just socks on... We always wore shoes or boots of some kind.
Being barefoot is treated so casually in anime and manga that it absolutely blows my mind. Not even joking here.
Can't even begin to imagine what it would be like being barefoot in front of my siblings, parents, strangers, etc.... I would almost feel naked.
So what's the deal here? Was my family really the odd one out?

>>156269045
>wearing shoes indoors
I found the uncultured yank. Or are you from some 3rd world eastern european country?

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This, but I don't want to die. I don't mind "Death" but as long as I can come back.

>>156269045
>Where I was I born and raised, nobody was ever barefoot in the house EVER. Seldom did we even walk around with just socks on... We always wore shoes or boots of some kind.
You see, in civilized countries it is considered crude to wear shoes indoors.
Why would you bring dirt and mud indoors unless you already live in some third world mud hut?

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>>156228666

>>156228666
Literally the most depressing scene in the show. Who the hell thought it was a good idea?

>>156254862
Fuck off normalfag

>>156264527
>adventure
>fuck all responsibility
>can kill yourself and mass erase memories until you can look at yourself in a postive light
Sign me up

>>156269045
I'm more surprised people find clothing as important as they do. Unless it's cold, why bother?

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>>156269306
I would stay far away from the re:zero world anon, too brutal for me.
I think I'd be ok with any fantasy world though as long as I got to change my appearance and use magic.

>>156269045
It's completely normal here. Hell, at the gym you need to wear indoors only shoes, so until people change, they either walk around in socks or barefoot.

>>156269045
why the fuck do americans wear shoes indoors

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>>156270173
>re:zero world anon, too brutal for me.
Were it not for "muh Emilia", Subaru would've died less than Kazuma and been off banging a horny oni meido happily ever after.
Although Aqua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Satella.

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I would do anything to live in Hinamizawa or the Little Busters! universe.

>>156228666
I just want friends I can talk to about anime.

>>156240984
Same.

>>156240984
It's actually pretty nice, since now that you share your nerdness with girls, it automatically becomes cool. They don't mind going to places (i.e. getting out of the fucking house), they might want to make a cosplay team and include you in it and, i don't know, they are just good to be around with.
Downsides? I guess they talk about visual kei or k-pop a lot, and they watch shows you probably don't (yaoi and BL shit).

>>156272438
Yeah I know what you mean. The only other female otaku I know are all hugely into Yaoi and not much else.
Though what tops it all off is that they're extreme vegans as well and I can't be bothered to take part in their animal rights protests and shit.

>>156272636
Probably they don't watch the same shows becouse they can not relate with the MC nor in gender nor in personality. The personality is the hardest part though, 3D girls tend to have shitty ones, not adecuate to write anything but cheap romance.

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>>156273084
Thinking about it now, I only really have one female friend at all and turns out she's a lesbian anyway.
I used to try and get her into anime when we were younger but there are only a couple of series she actually liked.
I would love a close knit of friends who I could invite over to just binge watch stuff together. Oh well.

>>156273361
> hugely into Yaoi
> she's a lesbian
As expected of 3D.

>>156273598
Nah the lesbian friend isn't into Yaoi, I should have made that clear I suppose.
It's the other girls I know who say they're into anime. All they care about is BL shit.

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Every night I just want sleep under a pile of lolis.

>>156272636
I'm a gaijin in Japan, and I have exactly one female gaijin friend here (the other non Japanese people here are all insufferable English "teachers"). She has no interest in BL, and we watch stuff like Nichibros and Kino's Journey together. We also eat steak, yakiniku or meatlovers pizza most of the time we hang out. I'm thrilled I found the one not-japanese girl here that's cool. My Japanese female friends are all massive fujo who like BL, but they're completely different than tumblrinas and aren't obnoxious. They also like iyashikei SoL and jrpgs, so that's cool.

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I'd love to join a Holy Grail War. I wouldn't expect to be particularly magical when universe transferred but ultimately I'd also like other likeminded anon's to be transferred as well.

Either we go full Battle Royale where everyone is Kiritsugu Emiya, we actually fight honorably like Hot Wheels or we all somehow manage to agree to get our servants to kill themselves to open the path to the Root.

>>156273809
No offense, but I'd try to kill everyone else including my servant.

>>156273789
Man you are so lucky. I would love a friend like that.
I'm not even sure how I would start looking for one. I mean I have guy friends at work but they're not all that interested in anime.

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>>156273718
I am considering finding a 3DPD just to make a loli

>>156273847
That is fair enough. I would hope you summon a servant compatible enough that you could have a good chance at achieving your goals.

I would not be particularly offended if I died in a HGW given it's sorta a thing to die in a war.

>>156273877
But that would make 3D loli.


They can be cute too

>>156250256
Kino's world is a big fuck up.

>>156273866
I grew up with two close friends like me, and by some miracle all of us knew to hide our powerlevels and avoid the animeclub faggots that didn't. The girl I met via scanlation (wouldn't recommend this as most people doing that stuff are faggots of the highest caliber). The Japanese friends I met either on Lang 8 or at college.

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>>156253464
>>156254872
>>156255643
I can only hope I enjoyed reading this as much as you enjoyed typing this. God speed anon.

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>>156228666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbjOmraAkI
Best thing that comes in mind. Just chilling with a nice witch would be a nice trip.

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>>156248476
Is this comfy enough for you?

>>156230727
Being a cute girl making out with cute girls

>>156270602
Enjoy Puck killing the world.

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>>156253464
This was highly enjoyable to read. The flow of the text was masterful. Bravo Anon.

>>156271617
Hinamizawa is a real place.

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>>156248476
Here's another for you.

>>156269089
No one wears shoes indoors
t. eastern european country

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>>156258510
>>156258775
ohbaby

>>156269045
Socks are Satan's condoms, I remove them as soon as I get through the door

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>>156274066
Yeah but my friends aren't there.

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Wh-who wants to be my friend?

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I want to be a cute girl and have a harem of live FAGs.

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>>156250250
you don't
it's not worth it
you'll end up breaking up and being alone in the end with your anime and weebshit.

>>156270602
If not for Emilia, Subaru would've never met the oni maid and would probably still be dying for the same bandits in some dark alley.

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>>156230315

>>156250250
>>156276609
This is exactly what happened to me except it was just a girlfriend not a wife.

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>>156253464
>acid
You'll come down and the euphoria you're feeling now will fade over the coming weeks and what you wrote/felt will sound as retarded and senseless as it does to the rest of us now.

Also go to sleep. Acid keeps you up and you'll feel fine but you're still wreaking havoc on your body

>>156277509
At least he was happy. Something that most of us will never experience.

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>>156276609
My husband is very understanding when it comes to weebshit.
He's even started watching anime with me sometimes.

>>156261634

Could always go for a shopkeeper up above. I'd probably try to start a book store, though not one you buy anything from but just go to read things over a cup of tea, considering most information is already digital over there. Would be both comfy and of interest since the point of the city is taking it easy, so something as old as paper books would definitely work.

>>156229255
If only man

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>>156277509
I've done acid before, you goof. Now that I've come down and going back into work, I don't mind that the euphoria is gone. You need to enjoy things in stride rather than mulling over what has been and is going to be. Thanks for the concern though.

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>>156228666
Me on the right.
Sena is my gf.

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I'm Cocoa and all the kirara worlds are linked.