Hey kid, wanna make a contract with me?

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Only if you make a contract with me

>>156048114
Sorry but you don't meet the intelligence requirements, I won't be able to seal the contract.

>>156048114
But I'm already part of the Eris sect.

no i fucking don't wanna make a contract with a shit anime by a hack no talent bitch who pretends his shit is better than rayearth

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>>156048183

>>156048070

Is there any way to game QB's contract? Could you wish to never become a witch or wish to never despair?

>>156048929
Sure, but you'll still be as viable to just getting killed off as any other Puella Magi. Which, chances are, you will.

>>156048070
Yes please! I wish to be a cute magical lesbian and retain my human mind and body even if I beocme a witch!

>>156049043

The thing is, you were forced to fight to fuel/clean your soul gem. If you wished to never despair or turn into a witch, couldn't you just run away while still having some "super powers" to play around with?

Would I!

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I'll be a really powerful witch with this contract, right?

>>156048929
It's about as likely as personally negotiating a fair contract with a small army of experienced corporate lawyers. Or in QB's case, a very, very, large army of them.

I wonder if there's some way to retain full control of yourself as a witch.
Witches are fucking cool, man.

>>156048070
No but I can give you a nice deal on a shit load of despair.

>>156048929
Being a witch sounds fun. Get to run around committing murder in despair. Once you've fallen that far it seem almost comfy.

>>156048070

I've never watched this but to be honest I'm reluctant to do it.

Would it gave me feels?

>>156053189
Possibly. It's a fun ride either way.

If you made a contract what would your wish be?

>>156053402
to screw over Kyubey, probably.

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Ofc

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>>156048070
Will you turn into this pure succubus and succ my dicc?

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Make my waifu real

>>156050673
Yes, of course. Just say you want it and it's a done deal.

>>156048070
AINT
NO
TELLIN

>>156053402
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAA

>>156053402
big dick

>>156053402
probably to not be clinically apathetic, so I can understand the fall into despair, and hopefully enjoy it

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>>156054738
Yeah man