Do little sisters actually do this?

Not really
I mean they walk around in their underwear for sure but they don't do butt wiggling like that

>>155895388
Only non-blood-related ones.

Mine never wiggled her ass at me.

>>155895449
>I mean they walk around in their underwear for sure
Muh dick

>>155895388
Do what? Bent over? Yes they do, but it's nothing sexual or anything that should arouse you.

>>155895388
Dunno, i don't have sisters, i lived with female cousins who liked to sit on my lap, it was awkward

They don't color saturate like that.

>>155895388
I don't think sshe ever did this, but sometimes she did sit on my lap like >>155895784
What she did sometimes was walk around in her sports bra which was... you know

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>>155895388
I was play fighting with my little sister. she got on the bed and started to do exactly that

I did a 360 and walked away /blog

>>155895938
Did you at least whip out your dick and do a show-you-mine-show-me-yours type of thing?

no!!!!!!!!!!!

>>155895388
My older sister used to do this when she knew i was looking in her direction

>>155898544
you must restrain yourself.
keyword used to. If she continues it down the future when you are an adult its open season

>>155895388
>>155895449
A lot of girls bend over and wiggle their butt; probably without realizing they are doing it.

HAHAHA I'VE GOT ANOTHER FUCKING SWORD YOU FUCKING BITCH. COME AT ME FUCKBOIS.

>>155895388
No. I'm glad she doesn't, actually. Do you know how awkward that would be?

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>>155898544
She just wanted to make sure her precious otouto was getting the stimulation he needs to become a big, strong man

No, but my sister used to walk around the entire fucking house naked when no one aside from her and I were home. Shit was disgusting.

I'd go down to the kitchen to make lunch and she would walk down with no clothes on to get some water. Who the fuck does that?

>tfw never had sister

>>155901482
wew

she was trying to get your d anon.

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Pretty much. On weekends my sister would wear baggy tshirts and tight, short gym shorts, and lay on her stomach on her bed, legs spread. So when I'd walk in, the view was quite something.

>>155901505
i prey on my otoutou by playing his ass, i am ashamed to this day

one of my imoutos actually little cousins but super close actually intentionally did that to me around a decade or so ago but it was well before I thought it was anything but her being goofy
I haven't spoken to her since our grandmother died several years back and she messaged me saying that at least she'd get to see me again at the funeral and all I replied was "I'm not going to be there because college"/blog

>>155901879
You fucked up

>>155895388
younger niece would """attempt""" to sit on my shoulders
but it was really obvious she was just rubbing her box on the part of my back just below my neck
they would do weird things like that to my legs or try to sit on my lap

they weren't that much younger than me so at the time i thought it was just annoying
but they were the type of girls pedophiles go to jail over

>>155902451
Why would you not give her the D?

No, but I walk around without my shirt on. I don't know how my imouto feels about it though, she's 11.

>>155895388
dunno, my little sister never do that in front of me at least, i will ask her later for sure

>>155895784
I hate it when little girls get clingy to ask for attention. A friend's daughter is always sitting on my lap and trying to hug me and it is extremely stressful.
It is specially scary when she notices something poking her and she just accommodates herself to be more comfortable.

>grow up taking summer vacations to grandfather's farm
>usually a female cousin around my age there too.
>nap on the couch together or share a bed for a few years.
>then one year they put an end to it but don't say why
>next year you know why
>now all you can think about is your cousins hot ass

>>155895888
>you know

No, I don't. Elaborate.

>>155901797
View of what?

>>155901879
>around a decade or so ago

How old was she?

>>155895449
Thiis

>>155902451
>they were the type of girls pedophiles go to jail over

?

>>155895388
no they just piss you off and give you reasons to kill them in their sleep

>>155902451
You knew what she was doing?

I saw her doing do that, so yes.

>>155903388
My stupid anon can't lurk moar

>>155903388
my little anon can't be this new

>>155903437
+1

All the time, it's really annoying.

>>155903388
Oreimo

>>155895388
When they're young and playing, they might sometimes.

>>155895388
Nope

>>155902511
Why would you not go to prison?

No.
Source : I have a younger sister.

>>155903252
fug if I know, if it was indeed a decade ago she'd have been 9 I think

>>155895388
Women do it when horny, she wants da dick

Yes.
Source : I have a younger sister.

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>>155895388
>Fapped yesterday

Phew, safe for a few weeks.

>>155905788
>one fap per few weeks
Are you some kind of monk, or am I just some filthy degenerate?

>>155905828
Anon, I do it thrice a day, he's a monk.

>>155905788
are you on antidepressants or something?

>>155906022
End your life

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>>155906022
What a wretched fucking existence.

>have little sister, 2 years younger
>never brings clothes to change into in the bathroom for showers
>always walks from bathroom to bedroom with either just a towel on or completely naked
>me buttering toast in kitchen, naked hot little sister walks right behind me
>somewhat disgusted, somewhat aroused

So many fucking times

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>>155906022
>Overworked cuck

You're like a real japan man!

Faggot

>>155906022
>ntr
please die

>>155906022
I'm 28 year old man who never had sex.
And I spend all my free time dicking around and fapping.

>>155906022
Just pay a prostitute at that point.

If you want, you could pay two to simulate NTR for you.

My sister started becoming extremely delusional at one point, accusing me of looking at her lewdly and spying on her in her sleep. Funny thing is, I never did anything of the sort and it was really distressing because she told our parents. She would also simultaneously accuse me of being gay which made no sense. I sometimes wonder if she was the one having lewd thoughts about me and was projecting severely because she couldn't handle it.

>all these anons triggered like fuck about NTR
lel
>>155906022
you are literally me of the future
I'm finishing my degree right now and only fap a few times a week, usually to girls from whatever anime I've been watching; always use my imagination, rarely actually look at lewds anymore

>>155906288
>I sometimes wonder if she was the one having lewd thoughts about me and was projecting severely because she couldn't handle it.
Yes

No, thank God.

>>155906288
She is tsun now

>>155906288
>I sometimes wonder if she was the one having lewd thoughts about me and was projecting severely because she couldn't handle it.
If you legit weren't doing anything, then yeah that's pretty much exactly what happened.

>>155906349
exactly what I was thinking
I'd have slapped the shit out of her by now
fucking can't stand Tohsaka/Asuka types

>>155906288
>I sometimes wonder if she was the one having lewd thoughts about me

And also spying on you while you slept.

>>155901482
>>155906094
What the fuck

Did your parents ever teach you modesty? My imouto would be embarrased to walk out of her room in a camisole

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>tfw you have no imouto to molest

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>>155906288
She probably just fucking hates you dude.

>>155903290
straight out of /tv/'s "cunny" posts
or in other words look like your average nintendo/disney child star

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>>155906628
>tfw no imouto to call you Nelson Mandela

>>155906628
It's not at all what shit like oreimo makes you think it is. I fap to imouto hentai all the time and have never had any attraction to my irl sister

>>155902650
UMMMM

>>155906022
Hell of a lot better than being a failure retail wage slave.

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>>155902650

>>155906633
That's more than likely.

>used to read lots of VNs, like kana little sister
>notice my cd missing
>little sister definitely saw the contents of it
>she started getting really clingy

?

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>little sister still walks around naked after a bath even when she's in high school

I wish she would fucking stop.

>>155907382
when was this

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>>155907382

>>155907452
Generally around highschool, and she's five years younger.

>>155907382
>she's always slept in the same bed as me
>apparently even posts about it on fb
>lots of family friends likely think we're fucking degenerates
>really gets in the way of fap nights
>well, if people already think it.. jk
>start being more mean to her, to get her to get the hint
>she finally stops

>fuck some gril
>gril continues to hang out
>at some point, gril mentions to sister that we fucked
>sister loses her shit
>parents even questioning me about it
>have to tell them it's because i fucked a gril
>wtf? why
>family now sees her as fucking stupid

>after school, immediately slams door
>never comes out till next day
>continues for week+?
>guess i have to console this autistic trainwreck

>she probably eventually realized i don't want to actually fuck my family
>perhaps also realizes i look at her as a fucking retard for wanting to fuck her onii-chan
>while crying a bit
>"i'm not going to say this again, because you know i don't like saying emotional shit:"
>"listen, i'll always love you as my little sister, okay? i just want you to be happy"
>opens door
>hold hands for a bit
>are we okay now?
>yeah

...

>>155906573
Not everyone is american

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>3 onee-sans but no imouto

>>155907983
>3 onee-sans

You have nothing to complain about. Onee-sans are the master race.

>>155895388
No they don't, but they do walk around wearing nothing but a towel.

>>155906022
christ just end it my man

>>155906288
how is she now?

>>155895388
sisters in general, yes. and no it's not fun because they fart and laze around because they don't need to impress anyone at home so you see their shit stained panties in the laundry.

>>155907946
Anon, why would you do that?
Why would you not make sweet love to your imouto?

>>155908048
>shit stained panties
I don't get this shit
I forget to wipe sometimes too, and even then I don't get nasty shit stains on even my tightest briefs. How do my sisters manage to get such a nice crust on their panties. It's fucking disgusting.
Don't get me started on the period panties though. Back when I shared a bathroom with my nee-san, she left a pair of period panties blood down on the floor and they dried stuck to it. when I tried to flick the pair into the corner with my toe they ended up on my feet and I wanted to beat her fucking skull in

>>155906734
You underestimate my degeneracy, sir.

>>155907946
>>155908106
Yeah man, just fuck your sister, stop being a fucking pussy.

>>155908048
Never happen to my little sister though.
She always studies that my dad is angry with her because she doesn't help my mom to cook foods.

>>155908045
We don't live together anyone, she lives in New Mexico and I live in New York.

>>155908132
It's not shit, it's discharge.

Cuntsnot

>>155895388
No because if mine did, she would get the hardest bap in recorded history.

>>155908229
No, I know what dried up vaginal discharge looks like.
I'm talking full on poop.

Also just remembered,
>for whatever reason, cum underneath pillow
>sister fucking comes in
>sleeps on that pillow
>hand moves under pillow
>did you spill something...?
>u-uh.. yeah, guess so
new fetish

>>155908106
>>155908173
Because I want my sister to grow up into an upstanding young woman. It's pretty much too late, though. She definitely got the retard.

>>155908301
just use a sock dude

>>155908262
maybe they worse a size too small and it rode up their crack? I've heard girls complain about that before I grew up with 6 girls who weren't related to me due to my mom running a daycare at home. They were basically sisters to me and talk about anything with me and still do. women are fucking disgusting in private.

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>>155907946
>"listen, i'll always love you as my little sister, okay? i just want you to be happy"
>opens door
>hold hands for a bit
>are we okay now?
>yeah

This is pretty touching.

>>155907946
The first post was just on the borderline of being believable. This tipped way over into obviously fake.

>>155895469
can confirm. i buy her nice cosplay outfits, too, and she just casually wears them when parents aren't home

>>155895388
I wouldn't know, as I am a only child that always wanted to have a brother or sister when I was growing up. Also slowly being driven to suicide by dreams of my dead parents telling me that they want me to join them.

>>155908531
never trusth the voises anon they arent your parents

>>155906539
oh shit now im scared

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>>155908531
If it's your parents you gotta do it anon
They miss you, buddy.
It'll only take a few minutes

>>155908324
It took a lot of trial and error to not adopt a method of disposal that was completely embarassing. I used to cum on the wall to the side of my computer desk, and it eventually developed streaks of yellow stains.

>>155908401
It's very easy for a shy, antisocial retard to idolize her onii-chan who's (this'll only make it sound like less believable)
>smart
>good-looking
>talented in gaming and art
>reads brother sister porn

>>155895388
>filter
>watermark
>>>/global/rules/6

>>155895388
No they don't, trust me, I happen to be an expert on this subject

>>155908301
>>for whatever reason, cum underneath pillow
I used to do this when I was younger because it seemed like an easy and discrete way to dispose of the cum. Now there's still stains in my mattress from it leaking through. Terrible idea, don't do it.

>>155908570
Even worse, in said dreams, they talk and respond to my questions like real people would, and even acknowledge that they know they are in a dream. They say how much they love me, and miss me, and then I wake up in tears. Dunno what I can do.

>>155908671
My current disposal method is through cumming on tissues/napkins/paper towels, and (usually) flushing them.

I don't get why people would just throw them in the trash like in the cartoons. Your room would still have the smell of cum wafting around, would it not?

>>155908610
cutting wrists is painfull ? really

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>>155908671
I used to fap through my pants, and often times just came into the sides of my pants. My mom did my laundry, so I wonder if it was noticeable for her..

>>155908768
Are you actually surprised that cutting yourself open is painful?

>>155908806
at the same lvl of electrocution ?

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>>155908685
Try to do sports or something that gets your physically better, that way you will be able to think rationally and with a clear mind, it helps with depression, now stop blogging before someone gives you advice on how to kill yourself
Remember anon, always stay sharp

>>155908836
you should try both and let us know

>>155908836
Some of the comparisons seem pretty dodgy. I would think that hanging would be at least equal or worse than wrist cutting.

Also we don't put spaces before punctuation in English, ESL anon.

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>>155906628
I know that feel.
Why even live?

>>155908685
wel i didnt knew your parents anon but i dont think they would teld you to kill yourself, all this dream and voices always tell you to wrong things

>>155908924
>not listening to the voices in your head
one way ticket to suffering town
Just do what they say and they'll shut up

>>155908790
I just fap through my underwear, quickly throw it in my laundrey bin, then do my own laundrey

>>155895388
Searching something under the bed?
Yes, they do.

>>155908924
Are you drunk?
>>155908723
I just take the work to throw them in the thrash can in the kitchen

>>155909010
esl sorry senpai

>>155908132
>I forget to wipe sometimes too
what the literal fuck. How the fuck do you sit down to take a shit then forget to wipe?

When I was young I'd cum into my soft blanket and have it washed often. I'm certain that my mother knew. Then I started using tissues and throwing them into a footrest/storage bin with a lid that I kept next to my bed to rest drinks on.
At least that helped hide the smell.

>>155909042
If there's one thing I'm learning from this thread, it's that a lot of people are filthy animals.

>>155895388
yes

>>155895388
Actually yes.
The only difference is that instead of getting a boner you get the urge to give it your best slap.

>>155908531
Go see a psychologist

>all these retards throwing jizz tissues in the trash bin in their room and not just flushing them down the toilet

jesus christ you fucking Americans are disgusting

>>155895938
>I did a 360 and walked away.
I thought you died years ago Michael Jackson

>>155909115
I used to do this until my mom kept telling me that my room stank as she checked my cum dumpster and I connected the dots.

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>>155909042

>>155909115
Seriously.

It'll be more noticeable that your room smells like shit if you actually left your room.

>>155909074
>Little sister thread
>Not filthy animals

>>155907946
Keep going I feel like theres more to this story

>>155909205
Moral filth is one thing, jizzing all over your house and just walking away is another.

>>155909248
>american psycho

>>155907444
>little sister in highschool
It's time to fucking move out m8

>>155907444
Just fuck her already

>>155908628
>It took a lot of trial and error to not adopt a method of disposal that was completely embarassing. I used to cum on the wall to the side of my computer desk, and it eventually developed streaks of yellow stains.
>>>155908401
>It's very easy for a shy, antisocial retard to idolize her onii-chan who's (this'll only make it sound like less believable)
>>smart
>>good-looking
>>talented in gaming and art
you do you

>>155909115
You shouldn't flush tissues. Use toilet paper instead.

>flushing used tissues
Do you guys realize how much I fap? That would be an insane waste of water

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>>155909354
Shit, I didn't even pick up on that. Nice catch anon.

>>155909354
>>155909410
I didnt either what the fuck

>>155909358
They're the same shit m8, I'm talkin regular ass tissues not fuckin clorox wipes

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>>155909354
Good looking and talented in gaming&art aside, it's unbelievable that smart people did that in the first place.

>>155909468
>>155909410
He forgot to include Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>155909378
So you rather be known as loner pervert than costing more money to pay waste of water?

>>155895388
My little sister went under my bed and found my hidden Doujins and asked to borrow the one that contained incest.

>>155909492
They're not really at all. Enjoy your clogged toilet I guess.

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Obligatory.

>>155908238
We've been over this anon, be nice to your sisters from time to time. They just want to get along with you. Throw them a bone from time to time and no more bapping.

>>155908880
If you hang yourself correctly it's supposed to snap your neck, if you do it wrong you'll strangle to death which i would equate to drowning minus the burning sensation of water in your lungs. I bet everyone who slowly strangles to death immediately regrets it and would have a New lease on life if they just had someone come in on them and cut them down.

>>155909591
what the fuck tissues do you use?

>>155909691
I don't know what's so hard to grasp. Toilet paper is made to be flushed. Tissues aren't. It's simply not the same kind of paper and acts differently when it gets wet.

>>155909064
>be 11
>be at desk
>fap and cum on carpet under desk
>rub it in with my socks
>looks good
>do this every day for 2 years
>time to move out
>move desk
>bright light clearly shows a huge ass stain
>mom is puzzled
>did you spill something?
>yeah... yeah I did

>>155909246
Just wanted to end it on a happier note. Makes for a cuter ending.
>she's a lot happier
>suddenly not
>spy a bit, and notice on her tumblr that she went through my computer and saw some ntr
>"wtf is wrong with him; who the fuck gets off on asdfjkl;"
>things eventually back to normal

>probably finally seems to have a more healthy view of me as a regular human being
>she gets bf
>see on her phone she acts fucking crazy
>"stop being crazy, or people will think you're crazy"
>pissed i looked into her phone

>parents nowadays just tell me to not be hard on her about anything
>literally tell me they don't want her to commit suicide

>bf sticks around for year because he didn't want her to sudoku
>eventually finds out he's been cheating on her
>loses shit again

>gets job
>hates self for feeling incompetent
>loses shit again
>quits

>gets new bf
>been a couple years now?
>hasn't lost shit (yet?)
>sounds like she wants to get married to him

It's pretty much at the point where I don't like her as a person at all. I hate that she's too lazy to just fucking work like a sensible human being. Not everyone's going to be able to have a job doing something they love. Just work your 9-5, and enjoy your hobbies and freetime. You were making good money

She's getting fatter, because of how lazy she is. Cried about it after a certain point when we used to mention it. Now only our mom says anything related to her looks.

Her current BF seems to legitimately be okay with her as a human being (fucking how?), which is good. I really hope she can stop being a melodramatic blight in my life, and find a normal life.

I certainly blame myself for how she's grown up in some ways, because my parents pretty much gave me full reign on raising her. "We don't know English as well as you, since you grew up in America. You can teach her much better."

You don't let a narcisisstic little shit like me raise a little sister.

>>155909591

Joke's on you, I'm Polish.

>>155903335
i was old enough to go on porn sites

>>155906022
Good program there.

Save up money, secure your life, enjoy games and fap. No need to buy into the normalfag bullshit.

>>155909782
Goddamn anon. Maybe just giving her the dick could've prevented this after all.

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>>155909354
Nobody's perfect. lol
Gradeschool me came on walls. What a moron. I now >>155908723

Anyway, you guys aren't interpreting the statements properly.

It's very easy to be top in the class when you just understand how to learn correctly.
It's also very easy to be relatively good looking when the emo thing was huge. The only reason I had long, straight hair was because I thought anime characters looked cool, but whatever.
It's incredibly easy to be good at anything when it's something you do all day. A shut-in plays games and draws chinese cartoons all day. They get decent at it. pic related

I personally know I'm not even close to perfect.

I had literally one friend IRL.
I had severe anxiety about my facial complexion that every other highschooler had.
I didn't score as well in school, because I was busy being the cool kid that slept in class, did no homework, but still aced every exam, like those cool anime characters.

But that's not the perception a dumb little sister's going to have of me.

>>155902451
Always fun when they try to use you as a masturbation tool just because they assume you don't know how vaginas work.

>>155909972
>>155902451
How can I have a girl do this to me?
You lucky fucks.

>>155909750
m8 tissues are just reshaped toilet paper

>>155909994
Be attractive

>>155903121
THE PAIN

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>>155900205
>probably without realizing they are doing it.

>>155909782
>limpdick chink cant fuck his sister's retardedness away

makes sense

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>>155907382
I had the same thing instead. except 3d incest, particularly sister/daughter porn.

I had utorroent open, i was the movie guy of the family, download shit and watch it together. She came up behind me and was reading the torrent list.

>hey! are you downloading a movie!
>excitedface.jpg
>yeah
>she starts reading down the torrent list
>"it's okay she's my s—"
>OH SHIT, left hand reacted to cover the screen, right hand frantically moving towards the X
>i-its a surprise! you'll found out later on
>nervouslaughter.wav

I think she got the gist i was downloading xxx.. but only till later i realised you could find my stash with the search function on windows even tho it was on a external hdd.

>>155910077
I'm into NTR, so why would I not let some white man fuck my little sister?

>>155909926
If only I really did find my family members sexually attractive. Could've gone down the true ending, imouto route.

God damn this thread has gone some places. Never change, /a/.

>>155910110
>I'm into NTR, so why would I not let some white man fuck my little sister?

yeah good point

>>155910020
That hurts.

>>155910104
my brother came home after living away for a year for work
we usually swap harddrives for movies we've downloaded and shit
recently went on a pornsocket spree and have like 60gb of the only thing you ever go to pornsocket on one of my external harddrives
just straight up unplugged it and hid it away in the back of a cupboard under a pile of old books
not gonna take it out until he leaves

What ever happened to those "go give your imouto a hug and post what happens" threads?

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>>155900205
Anon...
Take the initiative next time. Don't be a Shounen MC

>>155895388
Cousins do

>>155910194
this is not a thread for you anun

>>155910194
because running out of reasons after i give her a hug

>>155909307
I have moved out. Whenever I go over, she still does it.

>>155909994
at that age i could beat it in the shower for an hour without anything happening
remember that age where you could masturbate but you could barely orgasm and you weren't sure if it was an orgasm and semen coming out was something you were working towards?
that was the time when that shit was happening so they were probably going through the same thing with their body now that i think about it

i really didn't see them like that sexually
that's why /ss/ is so bullshit and just a fantasy for old losers

the best sex will ever be is when you're 16 and your body has just hit the point where it actually can perform it completely
anything done below the age of 14 is a waste because you aren't physically or mentally ready, literally like having sex with a condom, getting zero sensation and then never orgasming after the whole process

All girls do this.

Source I'm a girl tee hee

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>>155909903
>tfw want to do this but have moral/family obligations

why do I have to be such a slave to my sense of responsibility

>>155895388
friend and his sister would both wear shorts but no underwear on
then they'd get into fights with each other
it was really obvious what they were doing

she flashed her clam multiple times at me during those fights

>>155906022
And I thought my NEET life was bad. At least I can get drunk and pull on my dick

>>155895388
>tfw used to be close with brother, watched anime, played vidya, explored the internet together, etc. virtually inseparable
>Well off into puberty notice my brother checks me out
>At first I thought I it was just like he just happened to be looking in my direction but no, he intently stares at my body if I wear anything that can even be perceived as provocative.
>he starts sperging out around me, completely lost his chill. Things become awkward.
>It's his last semester in high school and he's still being a weirdo. Think he just changed on me.
>One day comes to my room and asks if I want to marathon an anime he really likes like the the good ole days.
>accept only to find out it's oreimo, a show I avoided like the plague because romance + the studio behind SAO. but agree to it cause hanging with bro
>It's even worse than I expected, one of the worst anime I've ever seen.
>uncomfortable watch but seeing as the self-insert MC isn't actually fucking his sister then it's fine
>end with self-insert MC hooking up with his sister
>after it ends he turns to me and gives me this gross 'that could be us' kind of look. and asks "so what do you think"
>"It was terrible, the worst anime I've ever seen. Incest is fucking gross, never show me anything like this ever again."
>He looks devastated, we barely speak after that. Will never have a normal sibling relationship ever again.

Please guys, never project Kirino onto your little sister. Kirino is poorly written trash. Nothing works in real life like it does in poorly written anime, please don't be like my brother.

>>155909605

>freshman year of college
>same shit in my dorms, including the smarmy message about masturbating in your room
>shitty ass dorms where most rooms had 3 people in them
>implying

Needless to say, the showers clogged often.

missed incest thread?

>cousin's family staying over
>12yo cousin dancing sluttily with doors open
>eventually closes door
>late night, playing vidya
>cousin comes in
>i want to play, too
>sure, let's play
Tetris Attack on a SNES emulator running on a PS2. Game's the shit, btw.
>i'm bored, anon. let's do something more fun?
>oh, sure
>scrolling down rom list
>leaves

I thought she wanted to play something?

>>155910313
>/ss/ bullshit
there were soo many teachers and older women i came across i wanted to make love to when i was a kid.

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>>155910364
>not giving your aniki the d

You're a sister(male)

>>155910415
>terrible sister(male)*

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>>155906022
>that image
Fuck your story, remove this post right fucking now.

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>>155906022
What a Don!!!!!!!!!!

>>155910364
>>accept only to find out it's oreimo, a show I avoided like the plague because romance + the studio behind SAO. but agree to it cause hanging with bro
>>It's even worse than I expected, one of the worst anime I've ever seen.
>>uncomfortable watch but seeing as the self-insert MC isn't actually fucking his sister then it's fine
>>end with self-insert MC hooking up with his sister
>>after it ends he turns to me and gives me this gross 'that could be us' kind of look. and asks "so what do you think"
>>"It was terrible, the worst anime I've ever seen. Incest is fucking gross, never show me anything like this ever again."
>>He looks devastated, we barely speak after that. Will never have a normal sibling relationship ever again.
kek

>>155910207
don't listen to this, if you try something all the girls will lose interest and will stop doing it!!

>>155910364
your brother is an idiot. if he had watched oriemo he would have known to ease it in and be comfortable with your imoutos before doing anything like that.

>>155910364
ロンドン
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ド
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>>155910450
Pretty much turned me away from ShindoL. Even stopped reading other things like Criminal Girls, even though I was fine with those beforehand.

>>155910364
I wish loses-her-shit wasn't my imouto, and you were inste-
>It was terrible, the worst anime I've ever seen.
Literally kys. Kirino was definitely a shitty character. Turns into a complete bitch halfway into the story for no reason. Ayase, tho????

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>>155906022
There is nothing about this post that I don't love.

>>155910567
Ayase was an even bigger piece of shit.
The only remotely decent person in that shitshow was Saori.

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>>155910606
Oh, totally agreed.

>>155908723
Napkins/Paper towels and the like are not built to be flushed anon. You're causing hell on your pipes. Just fucking come on your clothes or towels and wash them.

>>155906022
put me in the screenshot

>>155910686
Is that so?
Paper towels, I can see being dumb, since they're quite durable. I'll probably never use those anymore.

Napkins, though? Like shit you get from fast food places? It breaks to just cum sometimes. I feel like those should be at least okay.

>>155910385
>cousin
>incest

>>155910764
And Google seems to be telling me paper towels are a definite no.

When I see napkins mentioned, it seems to be referring to "sanitary napkins", which all seem to be pads, or some shit.

I don't want to just leave cum-ridden clothes laying around.

Perhaps it's time to cross the line of swallowing my own cum.

>>155910837
>Perhaps it's time to cross the line of swallowing my own cum.
This is definitely the best method of disposal. Too bad my loads taste fucking awful. Entirely different from tasty precum.

>>155906022

>My Adult Life Should Not Be This Depressing
Kinda hoping you're >>155908531 and go through with ending it.

>>155910837
it feels weird in the throat don't try it

>>155910881
>>155910898
What is this degeneracy?

>>155910927
How can you not have tasted your own cum at least once?

>>155910997
He's probably normal and well adjusted.

>>155910898
A good kind of weird?

>>155910881
>tasty precum
This fucking curiosity just became more tangible..

>>155910379

Don't most people have sex in college?

>>155910927
i was curious about how my cum tastes,
isn't it normal to taste it at least one time?
the taste was meh but my throat itched after it passed.

>>155911023
>A complete lack of curiosity is now "well adjusted"
ok

>>155911043
You should try tasting your pre. It doesn't taste bad and it's not like you have to swallow down a complete load at once, you just take one string of it on your fingertip.

>>155911082
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>155911085
That's because all the sperm were trying to burrow into your body

>>155911082

Heh

>>155911106
A lack of curiosity about tasting your own cum is well adjusted anon.

Now why he's here on /a/ I have no idea.

>>155911144
....Can that happen?

>>155911184
i doubt it, maybe is just my cum that leaves that feeling

DEGENERATE TIME

>>155910343
People with sense of moral responsibility get taken advantage of by people without sense of moral responsibility. This is in life.

In order to rise above the spooks, you have to cut off your connection.

>>155911085
If your drink your cum the sperm cells will reach your brain.

>>155911144
My own semen is penetrating my throat and impregnating me! Oh god, it's making me cum!

>>155911251
Stirner pls.

>>155908966
I thought I was crazy for doing that. Seems like most convenient way to jizz discreetly.

Older sisters do it too.

And so do their friends when they stay over.

How is this thread anime related?

>>155901432
Now i need to fap again, dick!

>>155911344

It's /a/-related

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>>155911344
see op, it just derailed as usual

>>155911344
We jizz to /a/nime girls.

That should be a given.

Incest is only acceptable when combined with cannibalism

Quick! Post your favorite incest doujinshis!
I need to cum!

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To keep the mods from removing this thread, is it ever acceptable to pull the non-blood-related card halfway through an incest manga/anime?

Also what is the biggest offender of this trope? My vote goes to pick related.

>>155911211
>hot twin sister
>manipulates everyone around her
>wants to fuck with you, be close to you all the time
>turns down other men, is loyal to brother

MUH DICK
that guy should just roll with it and enjoy it.
incest sex usually stops anyway when the kids grow up.

>>155909605
I've fapped in my current shower for more than 10 years and the drain and pipes are still okay. That paper is a lie.

>>155911454
https://exhentai.org/g/626900/4c940188b1/

I don't actually like it for the incest, it's just that the blowjobs and art are absolutely god tier.

>>155911497
>>manipulates everyone around her
>>wants to fuck with you, be close to you all the time
That shit will turn out dark, really fucking dark.
https://exhentai.org/g/1050028/1cfe9201af/

>>155911486
No, not halfway. If it's right from the start, that's fine, it is what it is. But a bait and switch is bullshit.

>>155911505
I guess it could be different if there are hundreds of people doing it. We need a sperm engineer in here to explain it to us.

>>155911505
I don't think you have empty the contents of a freshman dorm each time you fap.

>>155911454
Imouto no Oppai ga Marudashi Datta Hanashi

>>155911454
Best
https://exhentai.org/g/913760/029243ae08/

>>155911454
https://exhentai.org/g/951802/df1e940664/

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>no Code Geass canon incest

Why must this be?

>>155906573
>My imouto would be embarrased to walk out of her room in a camisole
Your imouto sounds like a pure maiden, anon. Don't let others corrupt her.

>>155908210
>Mexico
Enjoy taking care of your sister's fatherless son.

>>155911454
The best one is with the glasses wearing imouto who got caught sniffing the PE clothes of her classmates so other kids bullied her and she became a hikikomori.

Then as a hikikomori she keeps masturbating furiously lamenting that as a shut-in she can't get a real dick.

So she begs her brother to give her the D and he gives in because she's so desperate and says the only other option open to her to seeking out fat old men to fuck. So he fucks her and she records it.

Then she puts the recording online, people recognize them, and now the people at school are bullying her brother too so he becomes a hikikomori too and they stay at home fucking 24/7.

Anyone remember that one? I can't seem to find it.

>>155911536
>sperm engineer

you called?

When a constant load of cum and human hair gets flushed down a pipe it starts sticking together and clogs up the pipe

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>>155911651
How does one become a sperm engineer anon? Do you study semen demons?

>>155911255
If my semen keeps sliding down my throat like this, I won't be able to live without my semen anymore!!! Okay, I'll become my semen's personal throat pussy!!!~

>>155911679
well, you go to sperm university ofcourse.

>>155908210
>New Mexico
Speaks a lot about her right about now.

>>155911732
Coming University of Massachusetts

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>>155906628
>be only child
>feel lonely as a kid and ask parents for an imouto/otouto
>years pass and no siblings
>recently learn that mom had a miscarriage when I was 2 years old
>feel lonely and guilty because my innocent childish request probably made her feel like shit
>try to comfort myself by remembering that my friends' imoutos are crazy manipulative bitches
>start to believe that I'm better alone
>can't forget that I lost a potentially adorable imouto but I'll never know with certainty

>>155911829
I wanted to apologize for a lot of things to my parents before they died. Don't wait.

>>155895388
No. Also, they're far more annoying than they are sexy. FAR more.

I saw my little sisters vagoo yesterday because she was walking around without underwear and i was coming up the stairs

>>155911486
>Also what is the biggest offender of this trope?
Onegai Twins

>>155911536
>>155911541
I guess you're right.
>>155911651
>>155911732
For how many years do you estimate I could fap in my shower before the pipes get clogged?

>>155911915
Are you going to be coming downstairs now, onii-chan?

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>>155911915
Fucking stairs.

>>155911948
no sorry nee chan, hearing about your yeast infection killed it

>>155911944
>For how many years do you estimate I could fap in my shower before the pipes get clogged?

Probably never if you are the only one jerking it of in there.
We are talking about a lot of cum here.

>>155910405
wanted to but the actual act would have been fruitless and ultimately pointless

>>155911211
this guy sounds like an absolute homosexual

>>155912013
are you sure ?
i fap a lot ....... A LOT

>>155912107
It's fake. Some /a/non made it, I'm sure.

>>155912107
>hurrr a sister must be cute
When you see a fat ugly girl on the street, odds are she's someone's sister. Would you blame the guy for not wanting to hit that?

>>155912013
is it biological or physical to cause clogged?

>>155911646
I gotchu familia.
https://exhentai.org/s/91dce04d86/1049995-34
I just read that like 2 days ago, what a coincidence.

>>155895388
My sister once bent over in the kitchen while wearing my t-shirt only without realizing she is without her panties.
It was a rough morning.

>>155912178
how many times a day are we talking about here?
and you always take a show when you jerk of?
cant be good for your skin.

>>155912201
wut?

>live in countryside
>be only son
>neighbours next farm over have have six daughters
>two, four, five, six, seven, nine years younger than me
>they come by to play all the time
>came back from school only to find a few of them having kompot at my house and waiting for me so they could play almost every day

Fun times. I even dated the eldest one for a while (until I left for uni).

>>155910567
Ayase was a nice character, but what they did to kuroneko wass absolutely disgusting. They treate her like a fucking doormat.

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>>155912224
Thank you my droogie.

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>>155912224
Girls begging for sex is my fetish.

>>155912196
He mentioned that she was pretty in the thing. Did you read it?

>>155912441
You've read the ones where it's an alt universe where the girls are the obvious horny ones instead and the mc whores himself out for money?

>>155911612
>being this much of a faggot

Damn dude, pearls before a swine.

>>155912382
>They treate her like a fucking doormat
She brought it all upon herself.

>>155910313
I was fapping and blowing loads by age 11, and had a hot older cousin I would "cuddle" with while watching movies. You're so full of shit that it's coming out your ears.

Literally a blogshit thread.

>>155906022
>NTRfag
Ah, that explains your utter lack of testosterone and self respect. You're a subhuman.

>>155903223
her face :)

>>155912328
This sounds like paradise. Post some stories.

>>155911255

My semen is moving on it's own!!!

>>155909783
Underrated post.

>>155910364
This is decent bait for an incest thread, but it's still not believable enough. Nice try, though.

>>155909581
Damn it, those lolis are trying to trick you so that they can steal the good shit

>>155895792
I kek'd.

>>155909764
You moved out at 13?

>>155913425
If you could read at a level beyond that of a five year old, you'd get that his entire family is moving.

Who here can cosplay a convincing kirino. Its for research reasons....

>>155913662
Are you retarded? Everyone on /a/ is a little girl. Kirino's too old for us to cosplay.

>>155913711
Cosplay as flashback kirino then.

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>>155895388
Yeah. Older ones just bully you though like sitting in you when your trying to enjoy something on the tv.

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>>155913662

This psycho would probably go for it

>>155895388

Not from my experience. I don't intentionally look at my sisters leaning over and stuff.

>>155895449

My sisters walk around in those kind of shorts however, they do sports so...

>>155908768
You literally die from bleeding out, which takes a shit ton of time. How wouldnt that be painful?

>>155913986
Bleeding out itself won't hurt, just the cut. I think maybe if you drink a good amount of alcohol and slash yourself properly with a very sharp knife, it should be somewhat fast and not overly painful.

>>155911184
Yes, every human who gets cummed into will carry that DNA for the rest of their lives.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16084184

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>>155911855
i really hope you're ok anon

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>>155895938
>I did a 360 and walked away

So you walked right into her?

>>155914085
explain that microchimera

>>155911144
delet this

>>155914260
>>155911855

On the bright side, Anons, if your parents are dead, they're either too dead to need an apology because they don't exist or are in a fluffy marshmallow kingdom and don't mind either way.

Win/win.

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>>155914288
>Being this new

>>155912856
There aren't many individual stories to tell, it all just blends together for me. We'd ride bikes (motocross later on), play hide-and-seek, build tree houses, go rock climbing, explore caves (I grew up in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Jura), stuff like that.

They also followed me to various hobbies like playing D&D (I was the game master), joining the scouts or joining a karate club in the nearest town but we never stuck with one thing for long.

The youngest had her 18th birthday last year, I was best man at the eldest's wedding (her husband is a good friend and former classmate of mine) and I'm the godfather of their second son.

>>155914288
Leave

>>155914085
>every human gets cummed into will carry that DNA
That article you linked doesn't say anything like that.

>Fetal microchimerism, derived from fetal cells that persist after pregnancy
Nothing is permanently 'carried' or physiologically altered in the female(or male for that matter) without pregnancy. It has nothing to do with semen being on or inside your body through whatever hole, it has everything to do with conception. Unless you actually got knocked up, nothing about your own DNA or genetic makeup is changing.

>>155913634
Guy seems dense as a harem protagonist, kek'd at the response

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>>155914746
Naw you're just an autist

>>155914799
>Male microchimerism was found in 21% of women overall. Healthy women and women with RA did not significantly differ (24% vs 18%). Results ranged from the DNA equivalent of 0 to 20.7 male cells per 100000 female cells. Women were categorized into 4 groups according to pregnancy history. Group A had only daughters (n = 26), Group B had spontaneous abortions (n = 23), Group C had induced abortions (n = 23), and Group D were nulligravid (n = 48). Male microchimerism prevalence was significantly greater in Group C than other groups (8%, 22%, 57%, 10%, respectively). Levels were also significantly higher in the induced abortion group.
>CONCLUSIONS:
>Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons. Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or sexual intercourse.

>Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons.
Meaning, male DNA got carried over by the father, not by the son in the womb.
>Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include [...] sexual intercourse.
It is even spelled out for you, cum will remain in your body, forever.

>>155911855
How old are you? 50?

>>155915032
he baitman

>>155913634
>leon kennedy works as an editor

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>>155913765
>sitting in you
>in

Not sure if typo or mistaking alien parasites for sisters.

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>>155900205

>mfw there are moms out there who do this

>>155911454
Seconding this: >>155911569

But I'll post another favorite just to be fair: https://exhentai.org/g/40573/b6f93e1ac0/

For the more loli inclined: https://exhentai.org/g/469913/ed4127c537/
https://exhentai.org/g/548828/27dabbd892/
https://exhentai.org/g/550559/ea0ba4c906/

>>155914887
>Anon takes this article as conclusive fact when it says itself further study is needed to prove the conclusion of no pregnancy induced microchimersim through vaginal intercourse let alone the possibility of a permanent presence of foreign DNA

https://intjforum.com/topic/126475-microchimerism-strangeness/

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>>155911255
>>155911697
>>155913041
My sides

>>155916386
Further study may be needed but then how do you explain male dna in women who have never been pregnant?

>>155910354
What happened?

>>155916433
In the first trimester, there are up to 25% spontaneous abortions of which the majority are unknown to the woman. There is no way to rule out spontaneous abortions / early miscarriages in the supposed "no pregnancy" group.