Aaand dropped. I can't believe what a useless and narcissistic

OP confirmed for having a small dick

I can't believe it took you over a season to figure that out.
In fact, I don't.

>>155891048
I'm going to finish so that no one will tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about because I haven't watched the show, but just to make it clear, Aqua is a cunt.

>>155891237
Yes, anon. That is not news to anyone. The only noteworthy thing here is the fact that you haven't realized it before.

>>155891006
Is your small dick big enough to see how bent it is or is it just like a coat hanger?

I became a MGTOW to get away from this kind of thing

>nobody greentexts vlcsnap anymore

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>>155891006

Her cunt isn't narcissistic! It's godlike!

>>155891364
I gave her the benefit of the doubt because he helped to exorcise that lich, so he could be together again with his gf.

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>>155891659
Goddess called Aqua........

....better have a drenched pussy!

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>They're still salty about best girl.

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I don't get why this triggered people. She clearly doesn't see him as any object of sexual or romantic interest so to suddenly see his flaccid penis was probably humorous. If you get so fucking butt mad at someone laughing at a small dick you clearly have some issues.

>>155891846
Don't try to comprehend the mind of a smalldick subhuman

>>155891006
>vlcsnap

>>155891846
>flaccid
He was fully erect

or at least I would be in his shoes

>>155892030
He had no reason to be fully erect. He was mad. Mad about Megumin.

>>155891006
>I can't believe what a useless and narcissistic cunt Aqua is.
The entire main group are that. Only the side characters like Wiz and YunYun (fuck you with your bullshitty baby reject comic, Megumeme is shit for pedos and flat as fuck) are worth it. Even the villains are better.
Whoever like this has no sense of humor. At least admit that you are watching it for the side or some villains like Vanir.

>>155892091
>he doesn't get erect when he's mad

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>>155891611
>Nobody on here has memories of vlcsnap

>>155892180
I go flaccid when I get mad.

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Is this a Jojo reference?

>>155891006
TINY

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>>155891846

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>>155891955
every fucking time

>>155891611
how are you supposed to get the name filein the screenshot? like [HorribleSubs] show name

>>155891846
Self-insertfags only just realized this isn't the show for them at this point.

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>when you're the only one feeling bad for Yunyun

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Get down at the guild.

>>155893232
Too bad Vanir has no gender, should had banged her at the end of his spin-off.

>>>/d/7348223
>>>/d/7349246
Here you go, OP. I assure you that these threads will help you come to terms with your problem.

Why do people care about penis size if they aren't going to use it anyway?

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>>155891006
Would that imply you dropped it the first episode?

>>155893506
so they can hope I guess

>>155891006
>dropped
>>155891237
>I'm going to finish
Which is it?

>>155893678
Stop cherrypicking.

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That's why you stick with Megumin.

>>155891006
It ain't her fault Asians have tiny ding-dongs

I have a small dick now what?

>>155893227
Were those people she was writing to imaginery as well? Were her imaginary pen pals doubting the existence of real people she knows?

>>155893942
I hope her imaginary friends don't leave her too.

>>155893942
No. They're people she knew back home.

>VLC
>44 replies

>having a small penis

Why is it that Darkness is the only one that ever changes clothes during their journey?

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Any good rape doujins of aqua?

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>>155891006

Stop bullshitting. There's no way you could make it all the way to season 2 if you didn't like Aqua at least a little bit.

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>>155894472
Just waiting on my Kanna doujins

>>155894472
This, but with humiliation.

Honestly she could be expressing a number of things there.

>>155894595
We all know what she's thinking.

>>155894697
Honestly I think she was just amused by the situation.

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>Rage = Small dick
>Small dick = Pedophiles
>Pedophiles = Meguminfags
>Meguminfags = People who hate Aqua
It just work

>>155891006
why caused she scoffed at your dick

>>155891237
>Aqua is a cunt.
That been common knowledge since episode 1, hell I even think that is the reason why people like her. Same can be said about Kazuma except he's more capable of being a leader.

>>155891006
I love Aqua for triggering small dick men so much.

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>>155894744

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>>155891006

>>155894472
Many, you sick fuck

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>laughs at his dick
>worships it the next day

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Would you want a sister like Aqua?

>>155895105
>hates Kazuma when he is poor
>loves him when he is rich

Aqua is every bad 3D white girl stereotype rolled into one

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>>155892180
>he doesn't get erect when he's mad about Megumin

>>155894744
Threadly reminder that despite all your attempts to badmouth her fanbase, Megumin will always remain several times more popular than Aqua while you wallow in irrelevance.

>>155895828
>literal goddess
>wallow in irrelevance

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>>155895828
Yeah, because pedophilia is a pretty common disease.

>>155895904
>around 10k followers
This is just like real life, really. Eris has millions of followers, and Aqua has very few, but they're very devout and autistic.

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Aqua is very mean with Eris for no reason whatsoever. Eris seems to be a kind and reasonable person, why would you hold a grudge to her?

>>155896257
She's obviously jealous of Eris' superior intelligence and looks.

>>155896257
Females have no sense of comradery and only know jealousy.

Realistically, who is he going to end up with?

>>155896368
He already did, with Megumeme.
It should have been Darkness.

>>155896368
All of them in an inconclusive psuedo-harem ending

>>155896368
Megumin and him both confessed to each other. The author already chose her winner.

>>155891006
.t small dick

>>155896421
>>155896433
Eh, that's boring. I don't mind her, but I wanted more harem shit.

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>>155896368
Megumin cockblocked him too many times, hope he ends with Eris. They are both the walking definition of high luck, imagine if they breed together.

>>155896512
>wanted more harem shit

You are what's bad with the industry in general.

So how did he end up with Megumin? Isn't she 12 and Kazuma 25?

>>155896819
She's 14 and he's 16, and two years apart is apparently in his dating zone. He states it as far back as volume 3.

>>155895266
I don't know man, she can be pretty shit, but also pretty bro tier. All I know is that if I did there would probably be retarded babies running around.

>>155895266
I remember some anon trying to argue that she's more of a motherly type.

>>155891006
Dicklet detected.

nobody here miss Yunyun? :(
https://youtu.be/TzzyFOowKPg

>>155896940
>literal retard
>motherly
Lol, no. Her children would die from neglect.

>>155896368
Dead and Megumin killing herself days later.

>>155896999
She sees herself as the caretaker of the group in the novels though.

>>155897044
I know. This is definitely a delusion.
Kazuma is the caretaker.

>>155891006
>OP only realized Aqua's a bitch when she laughed at Kazuma's small dick
Is there something you wanna get off your chest, Anon?

>>155892931
>implying Kuzuma being a useless small dick hikki/NEET doesn't make him more relatable than any other character before
It's just that some people are still uncomfortable with who they are. These usually prefer battle harems with gary stu MCs.

>>155896999
>Her children would die from neglect.
Who is Emperor Zell?: the post.

>>155897239
You mean Emperor Zell, the chicken that accepted Vanir as his mother figure?

>>155897239
Oh, you mean the Emperor Zell that thinks Vanir is his mother? Really goes to show how motherly Aqua is, when a demon seems more motherly than her to a baby chick.

>>155897239
I'm pretty sure that Vanir does more work raising it than Aqua.

>>155897101
>Argentinian
Hello, my white friend.

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>>155897281
>>155897285
>>155897377
Speed readers please go and stay go.

>>155897377
>>155897285
>>155897281
Vanir just made a husk to appease the chick and then fucked off
He doesn't raise it at all

>>155897529
>namecalling
>no argument
Looks like you accepted that Aqua is not, by any means, a mother figure for anyone.

>>155897571
>Vanir just made a husk to appease the chick and then fucked off
>He doesn't raise it at all
So he is the equivalent of the black dad stereotype that americans keep making fun of?

>>155891508
>filename not 'you are THIS mad'

>>155896998
I've watched so much shit over the years that I've forgotten a ton of it. I do somewhat miss Yunyun though. What bothers me is that the song used in that video sounds familiar, but can't fucking remember the sauce.

>>155895983
Eris pads her chest though.

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>>155897603
>Trying to argue with speed readers
I am not a fool, though.

>>155898727
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>155898852
Don't reply to me or anonymous posts ever again.

>>155898870
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>155891508
jesus someone got his microdick laughed at the first time he made it with a woman

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>>155898906
>...or I'll cry

>>155893394
He can still grow a mud cock.

>>155898950
I'd like to see you handle it better.

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>she sees your penis

>>155899014
Well unfortunately that won't happen because

A. I would never let you watch
B. I don't have a micropenis

>>155899003
It would be extremely painful

>>155899067
Oops, i forgot C. never made it with a woman

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>>155898727
You must be clinging to the fact Aqua is always worried and wans to get back to the mansion, when they are away, to take care of it. But the chicken doesn't love her back, that's the point. If Vanir didn't leave his old body thrown there, the chicken would had abandoned her long ago.

>>155891508
Best moment of the show.

>>155899093
Why are you this insecure anon

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Is this, dare I say it, /the best doujin cover in existence/?

>>155891006
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

>>155899103
Just because a kid is ungrateful to their mother/father doesn't mean the mother or father is doing a bad job, though.

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>>155899103
>The child doesn't love her
>That's why she is a bad mother
Anon...

>>155899229
But she's not "motherly" if a fucking chicken doesn't recognize her as such. That's the point, retard.

>>155891006
>walk into the thread like "hi, I got a small dick"

>>155899285
>Mommy issues: the post

>>155895266
I already have a sister like Aqua
>try to give advice
>"Nobody asked you"
>Slap her across the face and get ready to get reprimanded by my parents
I don't live with her anymore but damn it still triggers me how used to I was to her bullshit

>>155899278
That filename always cracks me up.

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>>155899189
Personally I'm usually all about DFC, but what about this one?

>>155896368
Darkness or Eris, those are the realistic options, though megumeme fags gonna megumeme

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>>155899389
Did you sleep with her too?

>>155899408
>the 6 pages of piss-drinking anal sex with Megumin will never be released

>>155891006
Did this kill any chance of Aqua ending up with him? She simply does not see him as a man.

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>>155899285
>But she's not "motherly" if I fucking say so, instead I'll call you a retard if you dare to contradict me

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>>155899421
>they confess to each other
>next volume focuses on Megumin
>still trying to run away from the truth

>>155899285
Chickens aren't determinants of whether or not someone is "motherly". And you're getting really autistic over a gag in a comedy series.

>>155899434
During family vacations, but I'm more likely to beat her up than fuck her. Plus she talks wayyy too late into the night, which I stopped by taking away her phone.

A guy needs to sleep

>>155899452
Apparently at some point she says that she'd let him in her bed if he at least bought her a bottle of good hooch.

>>155899389
Same here, anon, same here. Real life imoutos are cancer.

>>155899189
Cute dudes, dude

>>155899452
Aqua is author's self-insert.

you may as well be motherly to a tree or to a rock. Motherly is an adjective that can be used as a compliment with a sane person. Aqua is under such a delusion, caused by the egg scam, that she would go as far to try to feed the chick with meat, thinking she is feeding a dragon for real. It's actually dangerous, I would not trust her with a real baby.

>>155899389
>>155899526
Indeed. I have a sister and I can tell you, this is a stupid fantasy from people who never had one and they are thinking with their dicks.

>>155899543
Stop spouting baseless lies. The author already said her self-insert is Darkness, because she would like to do daring things IRL.

>>155899522
>all you have to do to fuck a literal goddess is get her hammered

jesus

>>155899526
>Real life imoutos are cancer.
That's why Onee-samas are far better.

>>155899664
Yeah, she's quite the cheap slut.

>>155899667
>tfw my onee-sama in a car accident when I was 6

I'm 22 now and still remember her warm embrace and gentle smile

>>155899550
Who are you quoting, nerd?

Why would anybody even give a shit about any character that isn't Darkness

>>155899717
>Dorkness

>>155899717
Isn't Darkness a one trick pony?

>>155899717
Because she's the only bad character in a show full of great girls.

>>155899687
>>155899664
Coupon advice: You must be Kazuma to bang the goddess this easily.

>>155899775
>she's the only bad character
You forgot about Kazuma

>>155899782
That's not true. She's not interested un Kazuma at all, only booze.
You could be artisan weaver and she'd still be DTF if you brought her alcohol.

>>155899618
Don't all of them do daring things? Or does she just want daring things done to her by faceless men?

>>155891006
>Fuck
Darkness
>Marry and live happily ever after
Megumin
>Get drunk with
Kazuma
>Kill
Aqua

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>>155899782
He doesn't advance on any girl because he spills spaghetti on any girl that seriously likes him. He thinks Aqua is hot but he doesn't have the gall to actually fuck her. On the other hand, Aqua actually likes Kazuma and tries to treat him well. Epilogue of book 3 proved that this was what was going on in Aqua's head.

Aqua's narration
>Megumin who kept stirring trouble and Darkness who kept saying perverted things gave Kazuma plenty of stress after all, so I should treat him better.

>>155899861
Tell that to Mitsurugi

>>155899887
>not getting drunk with Aqua for a guaranteed free fuck

>>155899887
>not getting drunk with Aqua

Stopped reading there.

>>155899522
I don't believe you
She always has alcohol

>>155899897
>she doesn't count herself as a troublemaker
Audacious cunt.

>>155899897
One off-hand remark played for laughs doesn't prove anything.

Will Megumin still be obsessed with explosions after she becomes a lich and is granted eternal life?

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>>155891006
>>155891508
For what purpose, dude? If you can't even have anime as your safespace then where else could you go?

>>155899928
>>155899938
t. gays

>>155891508
Isn't it sad that some people don't have an average sized penis?

>Aqua didn't laugh at Kazuma's penis in the LN
>this much sperging out for a non-canon moment that lasted a split-second

>>155900047
Why would she become a lich?

>155899617
Fuck you buddy, I love 2D imoutos and have 2 irl imoutos who can at times be pretty shit.

>>155900149
and that face is ambiguous, she may as well be enjoying the sight. I really don't understand the butthurt either.

>>155900204
I think the combination of the side smirk, the half-shut eyes and the bored pose make it fairly clear that her expression is derisive.

>>155900182
Human life is short. Both her and Kazuma will eventually die, and they might not get reincarnated together. Might as well become liches.

>>155900200
If you partially agree with me then why the fuss?

>>155899189
frankly, yes

>>155900149
A woman won't understand this.

>>155899940
It's near the end of volume 10
She says she'll link arms with him if he courts her properly

>>155900266
Just saying that 2D imoutos aren't just for people without irl ones. We real life Onii-chans like 2D imoutos as well.

>>155900317
>link arms
>the same as sleeping together
Fucking cunt. Don't ever lie on the internet again.

>>155899897
>He doesn't advance on any girl because he spills spaghetti on any girl that seriously likes him
Fucking generic beta character. That's why Anime Kazuma is better.

>>155900260
Becoming a lich is forbidden by the gods, as I recall. Kazuma has a good relations with the goddesses, why ruin his accomplishments?
Also, becoming a lich is hard, the knowledge was brought by Vanir to Wiz

I want Aqua-Sama to insult my penis with her mouth

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>>155900364
>meanwhile, every night in the Satou mansion...

>>155900446
>Megumin winning
>not Aqua
Fucking sellout.

>>155900513
Did you honestly believe he'd end up with Aqua?

>>155900513
>my favorite girl lost, the author is a sellout!
Are you a living meme?

>>155900424
Megumin can probably do it, since she's a prodigy.

>>155900446
>every night of fucking cringe and spilling spaghettis
Just fucking kill him already you merciless succubus.

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>>155900699
Well, gotta admit I can imagine Megumin going against the will of the gods.

>>155900954
He's probably gotten used to it by now. Also, vol 11 will probably expand their relationship.
Are you guys ready for their first kiss?

>>155896512
>Wanting more harem shit
stop self inserting you fag. Harem endings are fucking awful

>>155901001
She isn't the god of destruction for nothing.

>>155891006
>being this insecure about your dick

anyone know where i can stream this?

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>>155901001
M'gumin.

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>>155901064
>Komeko vol
It'll be a shitty Vol and you know it.

>>155891006
How do people get so mad at this. I have a small dick with a fucked up frenulum, but I don't go about in Konosuba threads raging because it's funny to make fun of small dicked fags.

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>>155901164
M'lady

>>155901201
>Komekko volume
>sure to have lots of Megumin and Kazuma
>shitty

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What did she mean by this?

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>>155901249
She won again that day.

>>155901249
>She is this easy.
Poor Yunyun she never thought her no-friend was such a slut.

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>>155901354
Kazuma is her BF though.

>>155901237
I don't think it's even supposed to imply Kazuma has a small dick. Most people, and women, find soft penises comical, regardless of their size. Mine is pretty small when soft, but it's normal-sized hard. I think this is a common dynamic.

Women who lack experience don't even know that. Given her job of death sentencing, maybe Aqua never saw one in any other state.

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tfw no cute maid Aqua to insult your penis with her mouth

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Jam it in anyway you insecure cunt.

>>155901473
>A mother offering her own daughter.
Now that's what I call a pimp.

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>>155901476
Her face is melting

>>155901474
>but it's normal-sized hard
Uh-huh...

>>155901691
>DEEN

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>You will never eat chomsuke
Why even live?

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>there are actually people who'd choose the retard over the other intelligent girls
I've had to interact with dumb girls in my youth, and I can assure you that it's no easy task. You're simply not on the same wavelength.
If Aqua actually existed, you wouldn't be able to bond with her because you can't understand each other. It's that bad.

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>>155901869
Wrong kind of eat, and wrong form.

>>155901869
I'll eat that loli if she doesn't stop trying to eat Chomsuke.

>>155901939
>eating monsters gives you a part of their soul, the equivalent of EXP points in Australia
What happens if you eat a human? Do you also get EXP?

>>155902044
Komekko is a little semen demon so eating her probably wouldn't answer your questions.

>>155901869
Tell me about Komekko. Why does she wear the hairclip?

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>>155901935

>>155891006
>Aaand dropped.
>I can't believe what a useless and narcissistic cunt Aqua is.
t. ironic anime watching, reddit browsing, Megashit lover

>>155902352
for you

>>155902363
>anyone who rightfully thinks Aqua is a cunt likes Megumin
I don't think one can go more buttblasted than you.

>>155901913
Have you actually tried dating an intelligent girl, though? They're fucking insufferable.

If I had to choose between an intelligent girl, and a stupid girl, I'd probably choose the stupid girl.

>>155902818
>They're fucking insufferable
How so?

>>155902818
>insufferable
That's a great way to describe having to use small words every time you need to talk to someone, or keep taking breaks to explain what something like "ambiguous" means.

>>>/pol/

>>155902895
They're constantly trying to prove they're smarter than you, and everything turns into a fucking argument. Many of my friends and I have all tried dating intelligent girls, and we've all noticed this. Eventually you just get tired of arguing, and settle for a nice girl with below average intelligence who worships you. It's just not worth the bullshit.

>>155901913
None of the girls really act smart, Aqua's mainly set apart due to her absurdly poor decision-making which is exacerbated by her shit luck
Besides, there are countless types of stupid out there and everyone's at least one

>>155903126
I don't mind arguing as long as nobody takes it personal

>>155903126
Intelligent =/= pretentious. I can't picture Megumin acting like that, for example.

>>155903211
They're women. They take it personally.

>>155903213
That's because she's a 2D girl designed to pander to you.

>>155903189
Yes, I was talking about Aqua's type of stupid. She has the mindset of a child despite being an immortal goddess. You can't, as someone who thinks like an adult, truly bond with her.

>>155902920
You'll see normalfags complaining about smart girls and you won't fucking get it, because there aren't any. One of them got a perfect SAT but it turns out she was just trained to do so.

>>155903279
No, that's because you can't explain everything by generalizing.

>>155891017
fpbp

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>>155891006
Don't worry, OP, there are girls who wont judge you based on your dick size.

>>155903319
Aqua's capable of acting responsibly when her cult or chick is involved, it's not like she's completely immature.
As far as personality goes she's pretty much a female Kazuma when she's not actively causing problems

>>155903928
She thinks like a child in every other occasion. Kazuma is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. They have nothing in common.

>>155891006
CHUNCHUNMARU

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>>155904114

>>155904013
>They have nothing in common.
They're both self-indulgent lazy alcoholics that want to solve all their problems with money

>>155904258
But Kazuma is much more than that. Sharing a trait doesn't make them the same character.

>>155893831
they are both so shit its funny
they are the only reason why aqua isnt the worst character in the show

Eris>Aqua
Petite chest> saggy and wrinkly breasts.

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>>155904370

>>155904367
>aqua isnt the worst character in the show
What the fuck am I reading?

When is the best time to read each of the spin-offs?

>>155904466
Once you finish volume 4.

>>155904466
When news gets out that Megumin and Kazuma share their first kiss in the new volume so you can read the novels with the smug knowledge that Megumin definitely wins.

>Megumeme wins the Kazumabowl
>Every romance chapter with them is considered boring and poor quality by fans

For once I'm glad my ship didn't win.

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>>155904653
>Every romance chapter with them is considered boring and poor quality by salty shippers
wow color me surprised

>>155904585
>you can read the novels with the smug knowledge that Megumin definitely wins.
Trusting too much kills you

>>155904653
The romance scenes are too short to be boring, and they're very endearing. Also, I don't know which "fans" you're talking about.

>>155904653
>by fans
Where the fuck are you getting that? Have there even been any complaints by Japanese fans?

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>the girl that Kazuma saved was a lazy hikkiNEET who bought the same game Kazuma bought
>that tractor was actually a truck
>the girl would have been killed by the truck if it wasn't for Kazuma
>Kazuma saved the girl's life but she was still struck by the truck
>both he and the girl were placed in a coma due to the collision
>their dreams matched up and Aqua (the girl hit by the truck) and Kazuma met
>no one is real in the Konosuba world other than Kazuma and Aqua
>the Konosuba world is made up of a mix of Kazuma and Aqua's idea of a perfect gaming world
>Kazuma dreamed of a fantasy world where he would just be his scumbag self but he would be surrounded by pussy
>Aqua (real name unknown) wanted to be a Mary Sue in a fantasy world which is why she became a Goddess
>the Demon King is the truck driver and only Aqua can recognize him
>after the Demon King gets slain Aqua wakes up
>her injuries were less severe than Kazuma's so she was able to come back to the real world
>wanting to wake Kazuma up, she drinks herself into a "coma" and wakes up back in the Konosuba world where Kazuma is the ruthless King of Perversion
>Vanir, Wiz, Darkness, Megumin, Chomsuke, and Iris are Kazuma's generals.
>Yunyun thinks she's a general but she's not
>Eris is Kazuma's champion

>>155904653
This is the first complaint of that sort I've seen.

>>155904808
>>155904852
At the end of his post you can find the reason of the bias behind his statement. Using 'fans' as a way to back up your opinion is like pulling statistics out of your ass.

>>155904887
>Kazuma and Aqua both wake up from their coma
>they get closer and are about to kiss
>then Kazuma wakes up again and realizes he's in a random anon's fantasy

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>>155904946
fuck dude, I felt that

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>>155904887
>>155904946
Whew.

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>>155904887
>>155904946
7/10 needs more despair.

>>155901238
>dabs

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>>155904946
>Aqua defeats Kazuma and the world shatters around them
>she wakes up and runs to the hospital to see Kazuma just barely hanging in there
>"Neeh Kazuma! It's me!"
"..."
>"Kazuma! You can't remember me?"
"After spending several years in the fantasy world with you I've come to understand that I just don't like you."
>"... You what?"
"Go away."
THE END

>>155904653
It's not boring. It just feel way too forced and generic.

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>tfw into bdsm so you want lalatina to win

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>>155904423
She's only the worst character if you're a spineless loser who gets his feelings hurt easily.

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>>155905088
This hurt my soul. Aqua is a good girl and she doesn't deserve something like this.

>>155905279
She can just do away with that Kazuma pedojerk.

>>155891006
My dick is 4 inches long, I still think this reaction is top kek tbqh famalam.

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>>155905299
Perfection.

>>155905217
>those stink clouds next to the armpits
Why do artists do this? It's disgusting.

>>155905503
>disgusting
>>>/g/ is that way.

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>>155905503
Here, have a clean armpit.

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>>155905217
>Aqua's delicious armpits

Oh what, you just now got your self insert feelings hurt? Because there was SO much chemistry between them before, right? Fuck outta here with that shit. All of the main cast are laughable goons but that's why the show worked to some degree or another.

>>155896332
This. We have exactly one close girl friend whom we enjoy being around genuinely, and it's because we don't see them as a threat that would steal OUR SEMEN DISPENSER. This is one rule we all follow. We hate every other single or attractive/smart female we come in contact with on an instinctual level. We may like them on some level, but it's mostly common friendliness to save face.

>>155905217
>>155905503
>>155905540
>tfw I remember that exact same exchange with the exact same pictures being posted here one year ago
Is time looping?

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>>155891006
In the next episode he reacts like this.
Basically what happened was.
>Kazuma was bathing and he got mad when he saw EXCALIBUR written on his belly pointing to his peepee
>He went outside and complained to Aqua and Darkness
>He accidentally flashed them and Aqua smirked
>He got changed into his jogging suit and continued ranting about Megumin
>Aqua told everyone to chill and bragged about how she did not move from her spot on the couch since the day before

What I'm getting from this is.
>Kazuma is the type of guy to get mad at people for the smallest of things
>Kazuma was not mad at Aqua
>Kazuma was still only mad at Megumin

So Aqua probably smirked not because Kazuma's dick is small but because she was thinking "haha you're naked!" If Aqua was laughing at Kazuma's dick size he would certainly attack her in the next episode but this didn't happen. Darkness probably blushed and Aqua probably smirked and told Kazuma to get dressed before continuing his complaints.

>>155905628
just the same anons and the same pictures inside their konosuba folders. When you have already discussed everything from left to right, the cycle restarts.

>>155905611
Let me guess. You're the D.U.F.F?
Also, fuck off 3DPD.

>>155905628
>>155905728
I'm actually almost never in the konosuba threads, I'm just a great shitposter. Maybe you experienced deja vu instead.

>>155891508
>a fucking woman
Source?

>>155905776
It's not déjà vu. There, I found it:
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/138975454/#138979479
Really makes you think.

>>155903126

Date a self-assured intelligent girl.

But avoid a "feminist" girl with the neuroses that go along with the politics.

>>155905881
Well that's definitely weird.

>>155905881
It must be again that guy from yesterday's thread quoting himself. He does this sort of things, he is batshit crazy.

>>155905881
>>155906098
I posted >>155905540, and I'm definitely not the spammer. I didn't even browse the Konosuba threads in 2016, so it's just a coincidence.
I think.

>>155905127
BDSM is disgusting
Eroness is best girl but keep her away from the ridiculous hardcore shit like those stupid black masks, ballgags, and spikes
Just keep her for general bullying and the general female subjugation all women should receive
faggot

>>155905951
I want to Hug that dumbpire.

>>155905881
Well fuck, that's just creepy.

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>>155905540
>705x1024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrhqL7byM84
I'm literally in love with Megumin's "fufufu".

>>155906411
Two popular, related armpit images. One with a feature that multiple people would find annoying. It's not strange that there was a repeat.

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>>155906411
>Implying it's not him messing with us, again.

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>>155891006
>he didn't find degenerate goddess Aqua the best part of the show

Good riddance, my friend.

My brothers! So many fellow armpitfags!

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>>155906460
Oh? Why, thank you. As a reward, let me give you a big slimy hug!

>>155891831
who's salty about Wiz?

>>155894472
All i know is the one gangbang but its not translated yet. Still looks good though

>>155906882
>who's salty about Megumin?
People who don't want to see her win.

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>>155906460
I listen to this everyday. Rie was born to voice Megumin.

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>>155906841
YAMEROO

>>155906841
Megumin is prettier than Yunyun!
>>155906923
She was pretty bland as Emilia, but her portrayal of Megumin is simply perfect. I want to hear her voice Megumin again in S3. ;-;

>>155906967
>She was pretty bland as Emilia
the character itself is bland, there's not much to do

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>Megumin will never fall asleep as you carry her on your back after her daily orgasm session
Why is life so unfair?

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>>155906967
>Megumin is prettier than Yunyun!

Although, Kazuma said this to avoid Megumin guessing his thoughts about Yunyun being more useful, I imagine that Megumin, who always worried about her body, must had found his words very reassuring.

>>155907097
He probably just changed the subject by stating the truth. There's no way Yunyun is prettier!

>>155906821
Welcome home my nugget

Why did the mods delete a reference to Gundam ZZ?

>>155907580
because
IT'S NOT ANIME
IT'S THE REAL DEAL

>>155891508
We're quite literally laughing at disabled person here. Having microdick is a disability that turns your brain into mush. Poor anon.

>>155900111
we need small penis, small penis makes average penis acceptable

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I want to be Megumin's staff.

>>155907702
>We're quite literally laughing at disabled person here
Are you talking about Aqua?

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>>155907730

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>>155907730
puku

>>155894744
now all makes sense

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I am Megumin's staff.

>>155907792
Threadly reminder that despite all your attempts to badmouth her fanbase, Megumin will always remain several times more popular than Aqua while you wallow in irrelevance.

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We need more armpits.

Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh... Where is Alderp?

So is 5.5-5.8 inches non-bonepressed passable?

>>155907902
Aqua is such an enormous whore she has to wear special underwear to keep her insides from falling out. She won't even look twice at anything less than a 12 inch Pringles can.

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>>155907849

>>155892251
Needs a bat.

>>155905752
How dare you speak like that to a lady. Dirty otaku-neet.

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>>155907969
>cropping out lala

>>155907962
I laughed at this way more than I should have.

>>155908042
Well, he asked for armpits. If that makes you feel better, I think she looks gorgeous in that pic, even moreso than Aqua and my favourite girl Megumin.

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///////

>>155908081
>trying to comfort people on 4chan

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I will become Megumin's staff.

>>155891006

So is Aqua pure or not. Or did she play around with so many dicks with an alternate body ala Eris that she's used to seeing dicks despite her goddess body being pure.

>>155893831
>hoverhand

>>155908160
>>155907962

>>155908181
I think she's just throwing up another peace sign, but I wouldn't exactly put it past her.

>>>/h/4596842
Help him.

I just finished the second season of Konosuba. Feels bad, it's so comfy and entertaining.

>>155891006
lmao, sounds like you bitter because you undesirable.