What would you do in this situation?

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>>155885392
Would rate the 4chan virtual app as 9/10 "I't was ok"

>>155885392
[x] Genuflect

>>155885392
Hurry princess Yotsuba, you'll be late for the royal ceremony!

>>155885392
Hug her and take her out for ice cream.

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>>155885392
Help encourage Yotsuba, because she's clearly in a hurry.

>ywn have a cute daughter

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>>155885392

>>155885602
It legitimately makes me sad

Ive always wanted to be a father, but my repulsiveness pretty much guarantees that it wont happen.

>>155885793
Adoption is a thing

>>155886407
I feel like it wouldnt be good for the child if they didn't have a mother figure

Scoop her up and give her kisses

>>155885392
Lift her up and spin around.

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Why is she such a miracle?

>>155885793
>>155886698
get to the gym then, asshole. or work to deserve a good couple and both of you can raise a good kid.

>>155886407
>Single male looking to adopt little girl
>plz respond

haha no

If you're male and not a complete normalfag who's already married you ain't adopting SHIT

>>155887801
This, you're pretty much fucked.

>>155885392
Tell her there's a monster under the stairs.

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>want a daughter
>remember I'd have to become a normalfag and deal with women
I guess virtual daughterus are enough for now

>>155890080
The propaganda works on you. Yotsuba/danna wakarimaren are made for you (or at least for the primary audience of this so japanese men) to want to start a family.

>>155891094
Please don't shitpost in a Yotsuba thread, thanks.