Describe the plot of an anime poorly. Others try to guess the

Gokuu Son is a young boy who lives in the woods all alone—that is, until a girl named Bulma runs into him in her search for a set of magical objects called the "Dragon Balls." Since the artifacts are said to grant one wish to whoever collects all seven, Bulma hopes to gather them and wish for a perfect boyfriend. Gokuu happens to be in possession of a dragon ball, but unfortunately for Bulma, he refuses to part ways with it, so she makes him a deal: he can tag along on her journey if he lets her borrow the dragon ball's power. With that, the two set off on the journey of a lifetime.

They don't go on the journey alone. On the way, they meet the old Muten-Roshi and wannabe disciple Kuririn, with whom Gokuu trains to become a stronger martial artist for the upcoming World Martial Arts Tournament. However, it's not all fun and games; the ability to make any wish come true is a powerful one, and there are others who would do much worse than just wishing for a boyfriend. To stop those who would try to abuse the legendary power, they train to become stronger fighters, using their newfound strength to help the people around them along the way.

Nobody's gonna get this one right

>>155728087
name one (1) anime without acoustic child

Cute ghost murders people with the help of an old man araragi's clone and a prostitute

>>155728193
JJBA

>>155728225
>acoustic child
As opposed to an electric child?

>>155728193
damn anon stop watching obscure shows!

>another rec thread
>>>/wsr/

Poop is the first to get their hands on poop. Poop poops in to find ten thousand poops in the word of poop. However, poop realizes they can't poop; the poop has pooped them in poop until they poop all poops of the poop.
In order to poop, poop will now have to poop and poop with other poop.

>>155728685
are you retarded?

edgy god runs a school where tweens that turn into shit and fight kitchens and eat soups and have nonbinary special snowflake in the basement with a dog that comes out of 'them'. teacher is a professor that fucked a little snake girl and went crazy so tweens have to go save him and fight the ultimate kitchen and save the world. They live in nevada.

>>155728732
>making 15 of these threads a week

>>155728830
im not even OP lmao

>>155728914
>lmao
Lurk for 2 years before posting.

Eccentric millionaire invites children to his private island so he can play with them.

A Japanese teenager with a spirit living inside of him goes on a journey with a small group to save the life of a close family member in this popular shounen series. There's a lot of fighting but it's never actually done by the characters, just by a kind of projection controlled by them. Even though this is the most popular part of the series, it's not actually the first part. The previous part featured a different style of combat and initially didn't get a western release.

Brothers join the military in order to pursue miracle maker item, that will allow them to go back to their non cripple selves.

>>155728995
jokes on you i was using that ironically

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>>155729012
Jojo part 3.

Try to be a little more vague and "stupid" about your descriptions.

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>>155729058
except you're completely wrong

>>155729016
FMA, unless you're pulling some shit like >>155729012

>>155728193
Holy fuck I didn't think anyone had even heard of this show outside of my country

>>155729454
keijo

>>155728998
Easy.

Teenagers kinkshaming.

>>155728225
>Acoustic
An anime where everyone's mute, eh?

>>155728087
A female /a/utist makes no real friends.

>>155729330
madman

>>155728998
Battle Royale's not an anime, silly

An edgelord beats up little girls, blows up metal gears, and fights an old jewish man possessing the corpse of an attractive high school girl which then transforms into an eldritch abomination.
It's a manga.

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>>155728087
So these signs are a real thing?

>>155728087
japanese ground hog day

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a group of gas station attendants take part in a series of automotive escapades. One fateful evening they find themselves matched against opponents more formidable than they could have ever imagined in the form of the infamous Spin Twins. Things seem bleak until they get some unexpected help from a possibly-autistic teen to take on the notorious Son Goku and Dr. Triangle. Throughout the series the instantly-relatable characters learn a lot about themselves and each other, all while rapidly traveling sideways to the sound of incredibly-catchy music.

also one guy almost gets laid but blows it ("it" being his chance of getting laid as opposed to the girl).

>>155729893
Yes, there's one in a neighborhood I drive by on my way to work.

Puberty addled boy has an LSD-fueled jam session

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>>155729540

>>155729893
Yes, I saw one outside your house while I was fucking your mom.

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it got BAD.

>>155729330
Holy shit. They even share the whole egyptian theme

>>155729330
didn't see that coming tbqh

It doesn't have a plot.

>>155728087
>>155730362
Any CGDCT show

>>155729454
This is going to sound embarrassing, but I only found out this wasn't real a few days ago. I never bothered opening any of the threads, so I'm out of the loop. Why do mods hate this?

>>155730446

it became the highest grossing anime movie

>>155730446
It found a way into every thread

>>155728193
None of the character names are coming up. What is this called?

>>155730170
Flip Flappers

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>>155730545

yep.

This anime was NOT a mistake

Girl kept going back into the past to commit yuri

>>155728998
There's a Michael Jackson anime?

>>155730730
meguca

>>155730658
Evangelion

>>155728714
Dr Slump?

>>155730625
Absolutely abhorrent shit taste

Nerd hangs out with a vampire at a playground.

>>155728998
Yu-Gi-Oh

An autistic sword meets a girl and tries to get some but she dies.

>>155728193
Naruto?

Lots of head pats and hand holding

Some little loli fairy things do stupid shit for a few minutes in more dimensions than necessary

retarded girl fucks, cucks Osiris

>>155731181
2hu?

26 chapters and a movie of [Autistic Shrieks] by all the characters. Considered the best anime ever by many people.

>>155731458
Evangelical

>>155731054
Correct

>>155731023
Monogatari?

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>>155731023

>>155728087
Guy convinces his schoolmates to fight multiple world powers just to save a robotic clone of his dead girlfriend.

>>155731542
Sounds fucking great. Code Geass?

You want to fuck those animals

>>155731579
Bananya

>>155731570
Not quite.

>>155731286
Nope

space germans fight space americans.

a pair of young homosexuals rise through the ranks and try to become head of space germany along with their edgy autistic friend who wants revenge on space germany for the actions of past space hitler, while space americans fuck everything up left and right until they lose completely

Man's life is literal suffering.

>>155731066
That sounds like F/SN except that the autistic sword does get some.

>>155729572
Watamote?

I Am Legend, except with furries.

>>155731696
Shirou's a sheath anyway

>>155731696
No, it's not F/SN

>>155731542
Horizon.

>>155731066

I never watched it, but isnt the plot of katanagatari?

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>>155731510
>>155731513
Good luck next time

>>155731852
Yeah, pretty much. The anime was surprisingly fun, but the books are doorstoppers and it's a bit intimidating to jump into them.

>teenage girls bust thugs
>slavshit, Class 3, and DD's for erryone
>IN AMERICA

>>155731995
Yeah, that's it.

>>155732017
Why are you posting a blank image?

>>155729540
Hen zemi?

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>>155732031
I've been putting Horizon on hold for so long, I don't even know why.

>>155731089
Does one of the characters get walked home gently?

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>>155731640
LOGH, too easy.

main character is unconscious for most of the show

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>>155729330

Out fucking played.

>>155728087

Some ALLAHU Akbar dad exploded while leaving his daughter to not-Piccollo to protect in a future where people use robot parts except not-Piccollo who lives like a caveman

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>>155731181
Movie subs when?

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>>155729330
How will anon ever recover

>>155728087
Underground people commit genocide on aliens

>>155728193
It's either Glasslip or Bible Black.

The main character is a mom who looks too fucking young to be a mom with super powers that fights alongside teenagers and her daughter sometimes

Father is a douchebag who never shows up

>>155732479
Good job
Subs never

>>155732510

TTGL

>>155732467
Dimension W.

Space hunters do random space shit while conveniently dodging every villain voice actor in Samurai Champloo

Second character to join the MC is a female-to-male-to-female-again trans loli who LARPs 24/7 as the MCs servant.

Romantic pairings usually include massive age differences and/or some form of autism.

Vast majority of characters hold the MC in the highest regards possible, since day one. One guy even monologues for an entire episode about wanting to help him just because of his sheer awesomeness.

>>155732601
If I were to guess, Space Dandy.

>>155732423
Pokemon

>>155732467

Dimension W is the absolutely worst piece of trash I have ever seen

And this is coming from a /co/ fag who watched it in Toonami

>>155732635
God fucking dammit, not this theory again...

>>155731579
Precure?

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>>155728685
Better call 1-800-DRAIN-MY-BALLS

>>155729540
Kuzu no honkai?

It's space mech war

But a retarded space war

Where all sides are good and bad

Except for the bitch old hag

And the main character is the dictionary definition of Sperg

>>155729935
erased? tatami galaxy? i dunno, man, theres a lot

>>155732550

Sailor Moon

>>155732601

>Every villain voice actor in samurai Champloo

That's literally the best part of Space Dandy, the English voice actors

>>155729935

Is that the whole show or an episode in a show

They spoil a character in the intro being a certain species

Guy has special ability which makes girls slobber over his dick, and each girl embodies a certain archetype. Also he has to get the killing blow in every fight for some reason.

a mysterious girl enters the main characters life and hijinks ensue

>>155732574
Nice

Rule 63 Harry Potter

Submissive Bitch Finally Gets Affection From A Hot Girl.

They Need Therapy In The End

>>155729330
Hats off to you, you clever cunt.

It's considered to be the best and ultimate harem series

The writers didn't it make it clear that there's a relationship with love and a relationship with respect

>>155729994
Hajime no Ippo

S.T.A.L.K.E.R but with cute grills.

>>155729994
Breddy gud dagumi

>>155732951
I'd guess LWA, but that would require one of the main 3 to be a boy

Teenage boy fights religion with punches

>>155732725
Gundam Zeta?

>>155733117
A Certain Magical Index

>>155733117
Index.

>MC and alien chick band with basically pirates
>MC and alien chick almost certainly get it on
>they end up raising some children
>spend a while on an island
>does not include mecha battles

>>155732169
Same I dont know why i keep putting it on hold Like shit I went half way through the first book but said I would come back to it. Its been 4 months since I said that

>>155733117
This may describe FMA:B

>>155733169
>>155733158
Yep

>>155733207
Close 4chan and read it now

>>155733077
Which half? The guns or the radiated wasteland?

Tone deaf musician

>>155733128

It's a Gundam

Not Zeta though

>>155733273
O-ok

Minor character gets cucked so hard that he abandons his family to go kill some bugs in space.

The main character is only the main character for less than a quarter of the episode

His team mates are more main characters than him

The villains of the major arc suddenly become good guys for the rest of the series

it has gay piano noises

>>155733098
>implying Sucy doesn't genderbend themselves for /d/egenerate purposes

>>155733477

Nearly every dragon ball sagas

>>155733477
TTGL?

>>155733521

Eva Rebuild 3?

the overlooked twist of the series is that the annoying, boring side character suddenly becomes the badass main character at the end

>>155733477

Dragonball and/or Bleach

The entire fucking seratay became good guys

Savant kid goes around the country and at each stop makes a girl wet.

>>155729994
>the spin twins
lost it

Lesbomutant pretends to be a teenager so she can sleep with her ex's daughter.

A group of Japanese teens have some wacky shit happen to them.

>>155733354
It isn't SEED is it?

A dude in a long line of families does mundane shit pretending he was sneaky

Has a crossover fighting against a kid

>>155733753
Flip Flappers

>>155733880

No

Here's another hint

Blond bitch is a cunt who never makes it clear what the fuck she's doing and is the reason the main character spergs out

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>>155733977
Alright I'm lost, I give up. It wouldn't be fair to list the entire gundam series.

>>155733354
>>155733977
Stardust memory

Kids play some obscure card game to fight for the title to be the best

Bunch of aliens pretending to be humans

The biggest plot hole never explained is that one of their leaders wasn't an alien but a human that somehow agrees with them

That one with the fucking post credits scene

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>>155734103

Wrong

>>155728087

>Autistic children play here

Someone made an anime about 4chan?

a religious metaphor, the last scene is a reference to adam and eve,

>>155734136
I'm pretty sure there's tons of those, but Toradora is sticking out in my mind for some reason

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>>155729330
Fucking brutal

>>155734122
Parasyte. But it's not really a plothole, he was just your typical nutjob who puts nature over humanity, even though humanity is a product of nature. He thought the parasyte could take better care of the environment so he agreed to help them.

>>155728087
Dude helps people make their dreams come true, it fucks everything up, he has to undo their dreams. Saves the world by getting stabbed

/k/

>>155734238
Steins;Gate.

>>155734188
this one ruined the holidays

>>155734279
Panty & Stocking?

>>155734295
yep

>>155734259
Ding ding ding

NEETs do drugs

>>155734156
Oh it's this forgettable snorefest

>>155730190

I thought JoJo's was aztec south american shit wtf

Easily THE best anime of all time, hands down.

The bus driver was the best character all along and no one dies.

>>155734409
The masks are aztec, the stand arrows are Egyptian.

Waifu slaughterfest

>>155734419
Mirai nikki

>>155734466
no they aren't retard, Dio just stays in egypt while recovering
the stand arrows are from Greenland

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no need to describe it poorly because nobody here has watched it

lab experiment goes wrong. scientist dad loses his daughter to an entity from a different dimension which takes over her body. this entity takes over her memories and identity and has superpowers. these entities always come in pairs so she spawns an adorable younger sister. together they are chased by the government, which wants to militarize the superpowers

you can't make it any more blatant than that without telling the name right away so go ahead /a/nons, just googling will probably give the right answer

Apollo Justice Fuck you Attorney tricks a random kid who accidentally gains powers to lock himself into jail and fight for survival while being molested by a half naked qt

>>155733765
The old man and the sea

Around half of all shows labeled as "slice of life" fit this description, especially if they're heavy on the moe and/or fanservice.

Philosophical homosexual space opera

>>155734573
>the stand arrows are from Greenland

You mean the alien virus, retarded faggot, the bow and arrow were made in Egypt.

this girl with luck has too much luck and someone wants to take it away

>>155734761
oops meant to link
>>155730362

>>155728087
A boy wears New Balance and wins through force of good luck.

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>>155734719

>Apollo Justice Fuck you Attorney

Nice to know I wasn't the only one who thought that

>>155734429
Shitty Okada anime #52365: Too many characters edition

The dull story of a turtle tormented and condescended to by his female human masters. In the climactic scene, he exiles them to London.

>>155734774
Boku no Galactic Heroes

2 ez

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>>155729330
amazing

People gain magical powers by absorbing something

But it isn't the only way to get powers

Multiple species

Dude and his band of misfits do shit together

Used to be good but now focuses too much on war

Atleast 3 characters were downgraded to comedy relief

The best concept of a character, being a normal person who is equipped to counter the super powered freaks was wasted on a homeless coward

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>>155728087
A dude finds a girl who needs his help so he helps her and they're chased by people who think they're evil even though they're not evil and some other people who don't care if they're evil but who are themselves evil and war nearly breaks out twice but doesn't eventually they attend a funeral and it ends. Also dude's sister wants to rape him and there's a cute cat.

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>>155734891
The Epic Adventures of Ton-Chan

>>155734254
Upotte or Gunsmith Cats

Two sisters fight their mother.

>everyone thinks the antagonist is fucking irredeemably stupid idiot who did everything wrong
>turns out he was right for the most part and in the end he inadvertently saves the world

>>155735037
Kill la Kill

>>155735098

Bingo.

>>155735001
One Piece. Fuck you, Usopp is the best character

>>155735018

Correct!

>>155728087
Since no one has guessed it yet.

>grown woman physically abuses autistic children with a ladle

The main character is a huge fag, and you want the antagonist to win, but he dies halfway through, so you keep watching till the end to see the protagonist die

Manzai comedy except the Tsukkomi is a murderer.

>>155735029
>Upotte
correct

>>155735288
Deffu Noto

>>155728087
1.A BOY.... the meme became real and is now a an Oscar winning movie.

2. Blacked swordsman
3. REAL Blackswordsman
4. Male sexist pig get a harem even though he dindu nuffin. The fake is better than the real MC.

>>155735311
FINDS A WAY

Moot goes to Tokyo and meets a bunch of super-villains (who the police constantly overlook) and unlocks his chanology-powers.

All of the main characters die in the third episode. A famous inventor's fictional daughterou helps save the day.

Exceptionally talented high school kids with super powers almost lose to a bunch of guys whose only superpowers are being fuckhuge Americans.

>>155735288
Pretty sure most of us wanted kira to win.

>>155735190
Chuunibyou

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>>155728087
two broke-ass losers with checkered pasts travel far and wide in a never-ending quest for money and food. Instead of finding much of either coveted treasure, they find even more broke-ass losers with checkered pasts who end up making their original quest for money and food even more difficult.

>bonus hint
one of the protagonists holds Jericho close to his heart, but he's no Jew.

The main character is a shut in NEET weeb faggot but still manages to be a crime lord gang leading badass

>>155735534
durarara i think

>>155735529
ez mode
Bebop

The darksouls of Slice of Life anime

>>155735529
I was going to say Beebop until you said the main character wasn't a Jew.

NGE except it uses Christian symbolism to some effect

>>155735552
nope

>>155735013
Blue Water?

>>155735447
why?

>>155734180
Is it a movie or series?

>>155735568
yup. Maybe I shouldn't have added the bonus hint.

>>155735579
>Spiegel
>German and Jewish (Ashkenazic): metonymic occupational name for a maker or seller of mirrors, from Middle High German spiegel
really made me think for a minute

>>155730658
Little Witch Academia?

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>>155735447
Yes,Light should've won he actually imparted justice.
Hail Kira

>>155735476
Yes

>>155735698
you probably could have stoppped at >two broke ass losers and most people would have instantly known you were either talking about Champloo or Bebop

>>155735339
Correct!

A bunch of half naked baras do vaguely homo erotic things. Only one of them is probably legitimately homosexual.

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>>155728087
A girl with a saxophone keeps talking about how these weird folk who hang out with her all walk with stilts, but she has some idea that this isn't normal.

>>155728087
>Flithy secondary gets animu and mangos. Primary still steals the show. Mexican secondary is a loli cup version of the primary.

>>155735632
Why? Not sure. But i rooted for him like crazy, loved seeing how his schemes played out. Was kinda upset when it was all over. I still think that it was just spun in a way that makes you root for the "bad guy".

>>155734180
pls respond

>>155735784
Boku no Piccolo

>>155732955
Seikon no Qwaser?

>>155735087
Le Louch of le rebels

There be dragons, and nothing ever happens.

Sasuke rides a dragon gundam.

Best boy guilts worst girl into dating him over MC. MC causes Best Boy's death, dates tomboy, cheats on tomboy for worst girl.

>>155734180
Rahxephon

>>155735946
Anothe kyoanus shitbait

Best girl won but the MC is the worst boy.

This anime is remembered for its sudden and brutal decapitation of a cute anime girl early on.

>>155736029
fsn ubw

Mass extinction, animals, one madman, and a bus without brakes.

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>>155735976
Not Kobayashi, try again.

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>>155729012
>>155729058
>>155729330
Samefag, include me in the screencap for Reddit faggot.

>>155735946
Leviathan?

>>155728801
Soul eater. I'm in the middle of reading the manga and it's bretty good

>>155728087
K-ON

>>155736104
I think you can get that from the last sentence alone.

>>155735845
The schemes got really convoluted towards the end, didn't really care for them. Though my favorite part was Light acting like a child when he knew that he lost.

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>>155728087
fagtron autismo comes across a land out of his wildest fantasies, it quickly turns into hell with potentially endless suffering around every corner.

also best girl says she'll return but fails to as of yet

>>155736066
SPEED?

"Get in the robot!"
"Don't get in the robot!"
Also the apocalypse happens three times.

>>155736147
3X3 Eyes

>>155735379
Durarara

>>155736144
Yeah, the spaz out when he knew he was fucked was actually kinda satisfying.

>>155736099
This dragons are retarded, but not that retarded.

>>155729893
Yes, there's one not far from my house

My Mommy put it there

>>155736051
Madoka

The villain's main goal is to prevent the end of the world by speeding up the end of the world because in the past he was partially responsible for setting into motion the events the would lead to the end of the world.

>>155736306
nope

A class struggle in a deeply divided city uncovers a conspiracy involving an engine of infinite energy
sabotaged by Peruvian gods and time traveling androids that threatens the world,

>>155736324
Stop Eva shilling.

>>155736354
Elfen Lied

>>155728087
some kid ends up having to fuck marry an alien because he caught it

>>155736355
You are not the boss of me now.

>>155736363
nope
this is worse

>>155736355
Is that was Zetman was about? Never saw it.

>>155736413
I haven't read/watched Zetman either, so nope.

The main character is shown basically absolute irrefutable proof that this supernatural thing exists but denies it anyway because fuck you

Now there are two series that fit this description.

>>155736493
>irrefutable proof
No such thing exists, Anon.

>>155736540
Prove it.

He's dead but actually she's dead but actually neither of them are dead because random asspulls

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>>155736493
>The main character is shown basically absolute irrefutable proof that this supernatural thing exists but denies it anyway

I swear on my fucking life it's on the tip of my tongue. Is it an action animu or just a slice of life?

>>155736540
go to sleep battler

>>155736580
same here. I've seen it before, but I can't remember what or where

>>155736579
Let me just spray on this one:

>Mirai Nikki, Another, Angel Beats

Man goes crazy and murders all of his friends because they make scary faces. But wait! Now he died to one of the friend who also makes crazy faces and kills everyone else. But wait! Now one of his friends is getting raped, so her muders the rapist, but he's not actually fucking dead, or is he? And then everyone else die.

BUT WAIT!

>'This city is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."'

>>155736493
Sounds like Hitler Loli and Umineko.

>>155736651
Fuck. Stumped me.

>>155736669
ding ding ding

>>155736634

All good guesses but no. Hint: LN adaption

>>155736669
>Hitler Loli
Fucking that's what it was
Couldn't remember it for the life of me

>>155736634
I wouldn't say Another is really asspulls.

>>155736651
Hirugashi?

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>>155736698
Shit Anon I'm stumped. That just fucking broadened it wider than /b/'s asshole.

>>155736731
Same

>>155736756
I wouldn't either, just thought I'd throw it.

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>>155736764
Correct.

Aging salaryman fights aliens with the power of rock on a giant guitar in space.

A dude chases a shadow while fighting cryptids, both real and fictional.

>>155736783

Alright one more hint: aired in 2013.

>>155736787
you stumped me anon ya really did

>>155735784
Free?

>>155736800
Burakku Heben

Best girl has a glowing penis on her head.
Second best girl is part-cat and has a penis.
Third best girl is a cat and has a penis.
Worst girl wins.

First 10 minutes of the first episode is a /ck/ thread in animated form. The rest is an advertisement for an anime by the same studio.

A man who somehow became a teacher, even if he should have been tossed out teaches a class of high school students.

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>>155736821
loss

>>155736957

Nope. Correct answer is Kyoukai no Kanata.

>>155736948
GTO

You'd think she would be NTR bait, but she is indeed the perfect wife, who has sex everyday with her husband.

This man's fart is more intelligent than your average Japanese person.

>>155737010
Yep. There's also another one I was thinking of.

>>155735610
Wrong

They get shonen powerups at the end despite the whole thing having none of them previously but they were quite obviously hinted at repeatedly beforehand.

Carmen Sandiego teams up with a cop to fight nazis.

>>155737085
Hellsing?

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>>155736210
Yata

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>>155736981
>Kyoukai no Kanata
Literally one of the few series I fell out of.
>Well played anon need to finish now

>God creates man.
>Man creates robot.
>God falls in love with man.
>Man falls in love with robot.
>Robot falls in love with man.
>God is a cuck.

>>155728193
Wh-wh-what's your p-p-powerlevel, a-a-a-anon-kun?

>>155737048
That shit about the Tape Worm?

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>>155736943
Go back to 2007 where you belong.

>>155737062
The other one's gotta be Zetsubou Sensei.

>>155736943
Lucky Star

a lonely /lit/fag has a special type of autism that allows him to evade his worlds criminal detection system. He uses this power to fuck shit up and gain the attention of an angry police dog and his policewoman "owner"

>>155737104
Yep
Here's a more difficult one.

Godzilla grows a loli on top of his head.

A boy falls in love with his hand.

>>155737062
Was the other one Azumanga Daioh?

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>>155737261
Parasyte ezpz

God is a sore loser, and makes NEETs play games his land.

>>155737218
Correct again.

>>155737225
Psycho-pass

>>155737282
Not what I was thinking, but I guess that counts.

>>155737300
ye

>>155737261
Midori no Hibi

A guy just wants to do his job and doesn't want to be a lolicon but a little girl really wants him to be a lolicon and threatens his job

dapper young blade and his sticky-fingered entourage partake in numerous comical adventures

>>155737316
Yes.

Man keeps gambling even after everyone hes ever known tells him to stop before its too late and its always too late.

>>155737332
Leon the Professional

>>155737403
No, but okay seriously how has Leon the Professional not gotten an anime adaptation yet?

>>155737403
kek

A sarcastic cutie serves midgets in a post-apocalyptic world where time flows backwards.

>>155737332
Kodomo no Jikan

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main protagonist obtains a sword half way through the series that is 100x his size. It looked really cool back then but the more you think about it the stupider it gets

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>>155737233
I honestly have no clue on that one.

>>155737395
He hates it?

>>155736919
I need to know this one. For reasons.

Agnostic boy fist rapes Christfags on a regular basis.

>>155737451
Yes.

>>155737499
You're not living your life correctly?

>>155737472
Berserk.

>>155737545
Close enough.

Japanese Luke Skywalker who fails to follow Shatner's legacy of most alien women fucked.

>>155737472
Berserk

>>155737292
ngnl

girl who sucks at singing must sing to save the world

Nothing of interest happens until a yandere hermaphrodite descends from space.

>>155737218
What does he even teach? From what I remember, he has taught grammar/writing and whatever educational content his rants contain.

>>155728087
It's like Death Note but gay. The answer isn't Death Note.

Troublesome youngster gets in trouble with a gang, then that gang fights other gangs and it ends up with everyone either no longer being human, dead or going to die soon

A kid who literally is the only logical person in his entire school until season 2 is forced to be in a club where he helps dumb fucking people with really simple problems but they're still hard because teens

>>155737492
re:zero

>>155737658
Death Note_________?

>>155737677
oregairu

>>155737664
Akira?

>>155737472
>>155737580
>>155737598

Actually not what I was thinking of at all. keep going. Extra hint, series was very underrated.

Four core girls. One is lazy. One is an idiot. One is a strongly implied lesbian. The other is the straight man (woman) of the group.

>>155737711
that could match the first part but not the second part, it's not akira

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>>155737658
>The answer isn't Death Note.

>>155737658
Dick Note

>>155737608
yep.

Titty monster is autisticslly knowledgeable of a specific generally useless subject.