>5 million year old goddess >in love with a 14 year old boy

He is the son of Zeus, that definitely gives him a pretty decent amount of extra points.

>cute boy
>in love with a disgusting woman instead of with another cute boy
Literally the worst.

>>155721121
Aiz is basically a boy

>>155721026
He is the son of Zeus, anon

I wonder what her feet smells like

why not yuri

>>155721026
>A lewd girl tenderly stealing a cherry boy's virginity
This is my fetish

>>155721026
How is this different that wizards being in love with lolis

>>155721026
>implying

>>155722679
the difference is your type of filth is sick and wrong

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>cute, sexy, happy, cheerful, caring, uninterested in money waifu that loves him above everyone else
>obsessed with finding some bitch in a dungeon

Why didn't he realize that the perfect princess was right next to him the entire time?

Is Zeus a pedo?

>>155721094
He's the son of Zeus
And he has unique XP growth powers
And he has magic
And he has an ancient tome of unique spells
And he has his own maid/patron/goddess
And he has an artifact sword
And he has a secret critical instakill
And he has a harem
Did I miss anything? The entire series consists of telling people just how AWESOME he is.

Hestia is so ugly.

>>155721026
Mythology is FULL of mortals getting banged by deities.

>>155721026
I think we all know the Nips can't into maths too well.
They think it takes 12 mirrion folds to make a proper sword.

>>155722893
Zeus is the closest thing you can get to aromantic omnisexual. Guy would turn into anything to fuck anything and gives zero fuck.

>>155722873
no one wants to fuck their mom

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>>155721026


>Greeks being pederasts

SHOCKING!

>>155723080
hes cute

>>155722873
That Oppai loli is so cute!

>>155721026
I mean honestly if I were a 5 million year old God I could see myself wanting a 14 year old girl, it makes sense when you think about it.

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>>155722873

Hestia, in exchange for more power in the Dodekatheon said she would always be a virgin Goddess.

Her older brothers Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, all wanted to tap her ass and make her their waifu, and she flatly told them no, nor anyone else ever.

Fast forward a bajillion years, she's thirsty for some shota cock.

>>155722873
Because he's a harem protagonist.

>>155721026
Best oppai loli

>>155723758
This is the biggest one

>>155721026
Because she realized that /ss/ is the best.

But he's kind.

Since the age gap is so gigantic, everyone in the world is a loli or shota to her.

>>155722873
Sounds like she has all the qualities of a good grandmother, not a girlfriend.

>>155724306
If they weren't so old, grandmas would make the best girlfriends.

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>>155721917
Heaven.

>>155724358
A prerequisite for a good girlfriend is to have a sex drive.

>>155724418
And if they weren't so old, they'd have one.

>>155724418
>If they weren't so old

Hestia is full of lust.

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>>155724418
You would have to be gay to not be in a relationship with Hestia even if it meant you would be a perma virgin.

>>155723948
>Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, all wanted to tap her ass
And it didn't happen? From what I know about Greek mythology that simply doesn't happen. If Zeus wants to fuck something he find a way to fucks it. Bell must be some kind of plot from Zeus it get up on that. Maybe Bell is Zeus.

>>155721026
this show would be significantly better without that massive faggot Bell

>>155724848
Bell is the only reason to watch pretty much though.

I love Hestia more than anyone else loves Hestia

Bell probably wanted Aiz to back him into a corner of a dungeon and force him to strip for her pleasure.

>>155724848
Bell is the best character

>>155724964
Where's her ass?

>>155725046
That's a pretty good ass though. We're not talking about Loki here.

>>155725046
I see her ass, Tyrone.

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>Aiz gets her own spinoff
>Hestia gets nothing

All is right with the world.

>>155725046
she's an oppai loli, not an ass loli

>>155725272
Shes autistic its just gonna be her being a nolifer in the dungeon.

>>155725023
This. Without a flawed character like Bell who learns about himself over the course of the story and works to improve himself and his relationships with others, all you have left over are "perfect" Mary Sue characters like Wallenstein and her party, and slightly retarded characters like Lili and Hestia.

>>155725046
I hate niggers who think they are people.

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>>155725306
is there such thing as an ass loli?

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>>155722873
Lili is better.
>Cute, loyal, pure, and will do anything for Bell
>Very useful in dungeons
Also better body than Hestia's

>>155725230
Looks like the ass of a 12 old boy.
>>155725234
t. O' Sullivan

>>155725368
watch dragon maid

>>155725411
Didn't she literally steal from him and betray him?

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>>155725411
>Lili
>good body

Anon please.

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say Lili is too loli to be attractive.

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>>155725306
>>155725046
>>155721026

MAKE WAY FAGGOTS, FOR BEST, AND TIGHTEST PUSSY

>>155725451
>C cup boobs
>loli

Lol, OK, Francis.

>>155724718
well Hestia is the oldest sister out of all of them so she isn't a slouch like a human woman would be

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>>155724306
>gualities of a good grandmother
>sexy

>son of Zeus
>is a little faggot
Couldn't they just chose Apollo or something instead, Zeus literally fucked everyone and everything

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>>155725368
Kyoani invented the ass loli last season

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>>155725457
Best girl
Best voice

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>>155725451
>them tiddies
>Too loli

>>155725479
>large boobs
>not a loli

Oppai loli is a thing, you retard.

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Lili absolutely perfectly hit my ryona fetishes
I want to see her get beat up and bullied more

>>155725759
>Oppai loli is a thing
No, it isn't.

>>155725828
I want to beat Lili and rape her corpse!

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>>155725451
>too loli to be attractive
You calling my waifu not attractive?

>>155725450
>Judging people from their past actions they clearly regret

>>155725828
>>155725858

murder all ryona fags.

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>>155725853

>>155725900
You don't have the guts to pussy. We all know how you get at the sight of violence.

>>155725759
Hestia=oppai loli
Lili=normal

>>155723080
The series is called: White Kirito flirts with numerous girls in a dungeon
I don't know what you were expecting

>>155725828
>>155725858
https://exhentai.org/g/910715/29cfe850c8/

>>155725412
Top of the morning to you Welfare-kun

>>155726056
>>155725828
DELETE THIS LILI IS FOR PURE VANILIA

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>>155726056
>>155726470

IT IS TIME!

>>155725457
>>155725691

Slut

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>>155726470
>>155726572

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>>155724418
Grandma's can be surprisingly horny, you just have to be open to new things.

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>>155726470
>>155726572
>>155726610

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>>155726470
>>155726572
>>155726610
>>155726645

>tfw LN gets licensed for translation but translations never
>tfw can't read the shitty LN

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>>155726470
>>155726470
>>155726572
>>155726610
>>155726645
>>155726691

She liked it.

>>155721026
>It's impossible for people in fantasy to have shit taste
>meanwhile asuka shitters praise there broken toy every night on this Chinese movie column

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>>155726470
>>155726572
>>155726610
>>155726645
>>155726691
>>155726734

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>>155726470
>>155726572
>>155726610
>>155726645
>>155726691
>>155726734
>>155726776

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>>155726572
>>155726610
>>155726645
>>155726691
>>155726734
>>155726776
>>155726818
I am disgusted. That is my waifu you are mistreating. Kill yourself.

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>>155726818
If she's gonna have hips like that and dares to show more mons pubis than she should, that would be the outcome.

And that's fine.

>>155721026
Sure when a 5 million year old guy hits on a 14 year old girl it's pedo but when a grill does it it's "hot"

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>Implying you won't

>>155725529
>Apollo
Try someone else, that faggot is really fit in the series as the way he was written in.

>>155723080
His nickname is little white rabbit. So all the girls want to pet him.

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>>155723530
>no one wants to fuck their mom

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>>155721026
I see nothing wrong with this, age gap is the purest form of love.

>>155727700
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49871642

>>155726734
>>155726818

Those hips are unreal.

>>155725457

Tightest? Maybe

Best? Nope. Not when elves exist.

>>155728735

jesus christ why wouldn't more people join her cult

>>155728817

She only started it recently. It's one of the fastest growing familias.

>>155721026
She got no d in heaven, can you really blame her?

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Is Hestia racist?

>>155729462
It's not racism if it's against knife ears.

>>155723080
But is he nice?

>>155723080

Its not so much about how awesome he is, its about how awesome he has it. The guy is a complete noob who was gifted with everything he needed to shoot to the top.

>>155729462
Elfs should be purged from this world.

>>155722653
Cause it's fucking trash

Accept it

>in love with a 14 year old boy
That is boring as fuck and she barely knew him before already being a slut for him.

Truly a whore.

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>>155729927

But being a whore is the only thing hestia can do.

Other familias like Hephaestus could forge high quality magical equipment for you if you were really serious about being a adventurer, other familias had high level magic and healing, on the other hand Hestia had to beg until Hephaestus made her a weapon, because Hestia herself could do nothing for bell.

The only thing Hestia has to offer Bell over any other familia is... herself.

>>155721026
When you live 5 millions years you can make another thread saying that that's wrong.

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>>155729477
>>155729669

You fags are going to love Oratoria.

>>155730452
That's okay. Her body is more valuable than even the greatest of magical equipment.

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>>155723080
He's not affected by weight limit or encumbrance

Ugh Lili
My dick
Too diamonds

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>>155723080
If he's Zeus' son then it can't be helped.
Her-acles/cules is already pretty much a proto gary stu.
>son of Zeus
>descendant of Perseus
>kills snakes as a baby
>can do no wrong (always hera's fault)
>anti-hera plot armor
>always on easy modo and one step ahead of his enemies
>gets to sack troy (without an army) before the illiad
>gets to join the argonauts
>frees prometheus from his punishment and that's suddenly ok for his dad apparently
>kills an inmortal giant
>cleans the world of 80% of the greek bestiary
>super strength
>boosted courage
>mega cock that makes amazones wet
>unlike every single other hero he never falls from grace
>when he finally fucking dies it was a conspiracy against him, so they turn him into a god and he gets to marry the goddess of middle schoolers

Literally worse than Mahouka, fuck him and fuck the greeks for sucking his cock so much. I'm glad he at least got ntr'd by those nymphs.

Beru-kun is at least cute.

The girls are great and make my man parts feel great but why it the plot so bad and the MC so much of a boring faggot?

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>>155726615
When's Abubu going to deliver more mature goddesses?

>>155725964
>Hestia
>loli

Anon, we already had this conversation. And no, the author is also wrong. Hestia is just a midget.

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>>155724358
>>155724418

>>155734300
She's an oppai loli.

>>155726572
Why cruel guys look this ugly and repulsive when enjoying themselves? Even good looking ones become this ugly caricature of themselves? Can't a guy simply be a souless dick while looking fabulous anymore?

>>155721026
Innocence and naivety is cute/hot. Can you imagine how attractive a 14 year old boy with his budding sexuality would be to a 5 million year old goddess?

>>155723080
Isn't his secret instant kill thing more of a limit break? Or at least I remember people saying it was so in the threads when S1 was airing.

Man her porn just came to a complete stop on all Rule34 sites

Even Rem still gets new porn every week

>>155721121
how degenerate can you be

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>>155734834

This is the fate of every memegirl of the season, candy slut, dragon onahole, dumb goddess and explosive loli, enjo kosai angels, all of those girls will fade away one day, never to be remembered.

The OP and ED were pretty great

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Post best sensei!

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Sensei x Tiona is endgame!

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Sensei x ryuu is also good

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Bell’s a slut for the sensei dick

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Fucking cutest little potato sacks

>>155734137
>he gets to marry the goddess of middle schoolers
LOL What?

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Liliruca is a daughteru of the highest quality.

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>>155729927
Hestia has very little development for a main girl.

The other girls get more development than her. Even Syr.

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>>155721026
>he's zeus' grandson
>she's zeus' sister
>she's one of the 3 virgin goddesses

>>155737432
Danmachi Hestia ruined the image of the actual Hestia for me. When I read the myth in high school I pictured her as a quiet, pure and reliable onee-san figure.
Danmachi Hestia is the complete opposite of that. Fuck you for ruining my headcanon

>>155726818
>that unfastened belt
SLUT

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Back when Danmachi was airing and I was wandering around I saw this place.
It was okay I guess. I forgot what I bought to eat.

>>155737758
Otaku are such gullible people

>>155737828
I wonder if they actually saw any increase in customers after it aired.
Aside from me I guess because I know I wouldn't have given it a second thought if it wasn't for Danmachi.

>>155737195
>>155737145
>>155737103
>>155737066
>>155737022
>fanfiction
ah so this fanbase is a bunch of subhuman retards

>>155737570
Don't forget they also genderbent Loki and Hephaestus.

>>155737988
>genderbent Loki
but they didn't

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>>155737925
Fight me faggot.

>>155738063
But they did.

>>155725580
Thigh dragon

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>>155738063
Oh you.

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>>155721026
What happens once he gets old though?
Was her love for him the real thing or is it just a momentary fetish?

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>>155728258

>same headphones for over a decade

BULLSHIT

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>>155729462

I can't believe we never made a Hestia edit of this.

>>155739610
>implying bell doesn't go the achilles route and dies young to leave an immortal legend
>or the heracles route and becomes a god himself

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>>155725308
>Shes autistic
Autism is a Best Girl flag. Being an overprotective onee-san type is too. Hestia raises both.

>>155739717
Nah i'm pretty sure he'll just keep spelunking until he can get autistic saber to marry him and then fuck off to live a boring ordinary life with her.

>>155721094
And Zeus could fall in love with a tree or whatever so Gods loving whatever the fuck they want is fair game.

>>155738072
>Willingly letting it slip that you read fanfiction

it's called a guilty pleasure for a reason you flaming homo

>>155739765
Did Zeus do that too? I thought it was just Apollo and Daphne

>thought she could get away from from him by being turned into a tree
nt maybe next time

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>>155730452

Hestia is the Goddess of the home and hearth, the state, and waifus (despite being a perma-virgin goddess). So Bell got all that.

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Bell a cute.

Little boys belong with busty, sexually aggressive older women.

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>>155734476

She ain't the only one.

Except this one is used goods many times over.

>>155739953
He isn't a little boy though.

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>>155737988
>>155738063
>>155738116

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>>155739767
>Not enjoying well written and captivating stories just because autistic ooga boogas on 4kids said not to

Face it lad, everything is fanfiction 3
DragonBall is a fanfic of the tale of Son Wukong , but with aliens and shit.

Batman is a fanfic of El Zorro, but with clowns and autism.

Game of thrones is a fanfiction of Lord of the Rings, but with blackjack and hookers.

If you can't enjoy a good story because of your
b-b-but fanfiction is shit bullshit, then fucking Kys, because it's obvious that you won't be able to enjoy even 1% of the stories this world has to offer.

Fucking cock-mongling whore. .

>>155721094
I think he is related to Ais.
Her father was white haired and in Zeus familia.

>>155723080
u rite

>>155737988

>Don't forget they also genderbent Loki

Heh, Loki got fucked by a manly aggressive stallion in the norse myth, that monster horse fucked him so hard he went ahegao and became unable to return to his human form until he gave birth, and thus sleipnir was born.

When you remember shit like this, genderbent Loki seems small potatoes.

>>155739621
take better care of your stuff
and buy quality stuff

>>155723080
>He's the son of Zeus
Grandson (well, at least Bell thinks it).
>And he has unique XP growth powers
Which causes many problems - for example for Hestia: Do you want a weak Bell in love with you or a strong Bell in love with another woman?
>And he has magic
Like many of the higher level adventurers. He's still limited to 2-3 spells (unless you are Riviera).
>And he has an ancient tome of unique spells
What? Only one spell from a "magic for dummies" grimoire. But I only did read the first 7 novels.
>And he has his own maid/patron/goddess
Pst, not everyone knows that Syr = Freya.
>And he has an artifact sword
And a 180 million valis loan that drowes off any new follower of Hestia.
>And he has a secret critical instakill
Argonaut has a fucking long charging time - and is not a guaranteed instakill.
>And he has a harem
Including some gods and goddesses and amazons that want to have him as a pet for themselves, trying to kill off any competition. Amazing harem, right?

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looking forward to volume 8 in a week

>>155739728
fuck you have great taste.

>>155739765
>married his sister
What did greeks mean by this?

Honestly the best girl in the show is Bell.

>>155721026

how fresh is a 5 million year old goddess pussy?

>>155725451
But Lili isn't a loli at all, she's just an adult woman scaled down even further than Hestia (which is also why that one isn't a loli either).
But that's perfectly fine. God damn are they both erotic.

>>155741483

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3EELYw4zQ

>>155741008
Vol. 7 was surprisingly shit even though I was looking forward to the amazonian /ss/. Vol. 6 on the other hand was amazing.

>>155742020
I don't disagree. The way Omori depicted Orario's red-light came across as immature. The fox girl being depicted as an object of sex and then revealed to have actually been a virgin at the end of the volume was disgusting otaku pandering which further ruined her already uninteresting character. Bell was once again a betafag, too, and the final fight was lackluster in every sense.

>>155734137
i love you you beautiful autist.

>>155725308
>its just gonna be her being a nolifer in the dungeon.
It's easy to spot the anime-only fags.

There's never going to be another season, is there?

There's Sword Oratoria soon.
I think there probably will be another season.

>>155725306
>not an ass loli
is that a thing?

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>>155746883

>>155721026
nice

>>155721094
Grandson actually.
Which would make Hestia his grand aunt.

>>155721026
I never watched this, but why not? If I was a five million year old god, I don't see why I couldn't get some action with teenage girls.

>>155725451
>too loli to be attractive.
What the fuck are you on?
First, lolis can be attractive, and second, she's not even a loli.

>I believe I speak for everyone here
Jesus Christ

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>>155746883

>>155734137
>I'm glad he at least got ntr'd by those nymphs.
What.

>>155741000
>Which causes many problems - for example for Hestia: Do you want a weak Bell in love with you or a strong Bell in love with another woman?
How? Bell can't be strong and still love Hestia?

>>155724306
>Sounds like she has all the qualities of a good grandmother, not a girlfriend.
So a good gf to you is ugly, a boner-killer. greedy and a massive bitch that will cheat every opportunity she gets because she can't stand you? Yeah girlfriend material right there

>>155721026
In the bible, Angels that are at least 14.5 billion years old fell in love with the daughters of men, choosing wives for themselves, so what's your point.

>>155750273
Check every other religion/mythology too. It's literally everywhere

>MC's power is literally (literally) get a super power-up in impossible situations to make them not impossible

I can't believe I watched this.

>>155752604
>Not knowing MC's lineage

By Zeus, ye art a jackass

>>155737103
The fuck is this shit?

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>>155721094
Was wondering why he was so gary stu. I stopped reading around the minotaur thing and picked it up again. Looks like Ichigo joined the party. The fuck?

>>155754053
Welf? He's a blacksmith.

>>155721094
He's Zeus' adopted grandson. He probably learned a thing or two about fucking everything that moves.

>>155754171
But if he's adopted how would they explain his ability? Or did Zeus bless him.

>>155754229
Everyone gets random ass abilities, he gets extra experience to skip the shitty training arcs.

>>155752662
And that is special how?
Everyone could be that perverted jackasses child or from his lineage.

It is as special as claiming to be from Genghis Khan lineage.

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>>155754264
>doesn't understand the significance of being related to Zeus

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>>155754039
2nd best ship.

>>155754229
>did Zeus bless him
Do you mean stick it in?
He did. That's how he became a special "human".

>>155737022
sup bloodborne sir

>>155739846
https://hestia.dance/

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>>155754495
Sup

>>155739757
They'll basically become demigods if they get enough superpowers.

>>155734189
>why it the plot so bad and the MC so much of a boring faggot?
it's harem trash, those are mandatory

>>155725272
>Aiz
dis gon be gud, m8

I'm bored, I just want it to air already.

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>>155740232
This, my autism manifested due to how awesome it is.

>inb4 le fanfiction reeeee

I've already written my response >>155740232

>>155754039
One faggot from Tumblr posting his favourite faggotry.

>>155748362
>be strong and still love Hestia
I thought they said that this is what happens?

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>>155754761
Fotgot link.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/my-trans-dimensional-overpowered-protagonist-harem-comedy-is-wrong-as-expected-oregairu-danmachi.367903/reader

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>>155740232
You there, I like you.

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>>155721094
He's not a blood relative of Zeus, just the son of one of his Familia who wants to follow in Zeus' footsteps as the worlds most proliferate serial rapist.

>>155734137
Also, Julius Caesar wrote Hercules fanfiction

>Mfw people actually think Bell's ability is good

Everyone has abilities. Bell has an XP boost.
So in other words, he's at a disadvantage against literally everyone who is equal level to him, because instead of have some shit tier XP boost, they have a real ability.

His ultimate move is literally run away and come back in a week after grinding a bunch.

>>155755081
>it takes people years to get to level 2, and even more to get to level 3
>bell gets to level 3 in a couple of months
>bell also maxes out his stats before leveling up so as a high level 2 he has more stats than a low-tier 3.

Yeah it's not OP at all. He still gets wrecked by those stronger than him and has to train for a week with his hero/waifu before becoming strong enough to make them his bitch.

>>155723080
He's also extremely bland and uninteresting as an MC.

>>155755081
>So in other words, he's at a disadvantage against literally everyone who is equal level to him, because instead of have some shit tier XP boost, they have a real ability.
His boost also boosts his other stats, not only the XP.

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>XP boost.
>Muh RPG stats in a fantasy setting.

God forbid the nigga does some push ups, right?

>>155755474
That's exactly what the gods did. People can still kill monsters with normal hard earned strength, but the gods wanted people to join their familias so the gods gave people overpowered stats as long as they put on a good show for them.

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>>155723530
Heh.

>>155754761
Well stop posting your fanfiction here. No one is interested.

His powerup is pretty much just a crit hit with a long as charging time that only works when he is in danger of dying.

>>155755474
Let me give you an example of exactly why XP and ultra fast leveling is bullshit, and keep in mind that every single level is significantly more powerful than the last

Level 1: Batman
This level is achievable even without a falna scince it just seems to bring stats up to Olympic athlete levels across the entirety of their ability.

Level 2: Captain America/Shizuo Heiwajima
What human beings are truly capable of, lifting up to 1.6 tons, running 40 mph, permanent bullet-time, our unbelievable stamina brought up to 10 (fun fact, human beings have more stamina than any other mammal on the planet) of course for normal humans this would result in the muscles ripping themselves apart leaving thempermanently crippled or dead if they attempt It, that's why our brains have limiters on them.

level 3 : dragon Ball (original, not Z)
Scince there seems to be a large gap between levels I'd say that level 3 is when they start to become truly broken, I'd say this puts level threes at around tien vs goku tournament fight levels. Definitely superhuman and capable of destroying entire armies by themselves.

Level 4: spiderman, when he's holding back.
Look it up , dudes fucking scary.

Level 5: Spider-Man, when he goes for the kill.
Look it up, DUDES FUCKING SCARY!!!

Level 6: dragon Ball, beginning of Z .
Physically, chi doesn't mean physical strength.

Level 7: HULK.
OTTAR SMASH!!!

That's what I believe at least.
Also for hulk I mean his base stats, angry hulk is infinite and world-breaker is too much.

The fact that his skills allows him to move up to the next level so quickly, literally within months instead of years like the previous fastest level upper in the world did, is completely and utterly broken bullshit. .

>>155758044
>base hulk

So Hulk when he's not angry? Bruce Banner?

>>155758479
Gray hulk maybe.
Or green hulk during the rare moments when he's calm but keeps the transformation for some reason.

>>155726718
Volume 8 releases next week anon

>>155756543
Good shit my man
top kek

sword oratoria soon

>>155759955
Sword Autism Online gonna be boring.

>>155758044
Stop typing like a 12-year-old straight out of Gaia and go back to /co/ where you clearly belong.

>>155721026
Guys guys i tell you all the truth.The only good thing about this anime is the porn.Hestia looks so fuckin hot

i liked the anime, also bell-kun a cute

is this the shiti-posting du jour on /a/?
plis give me a megumin (you), don't feel like making the request on a new bred.