>he doesn't sleep with his wifu What's your excuse

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>>155607071
But I do.

>>155607509
Wow what an old waifu get something new senpai.

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>>155607723
Go fuck yourself kid.

>>155607071
Afraid of getting van'd and shunned by friends&family for buying a daki of my loli waifu.

>>155607071
I sleep with my girlfriend.

>>155607071
Bunk bed, barely wide enough to house myself.

>>155607920
>by friends
What

>>155607071
>unironically having a waifu

no waffle to sleep with

But I have a wife.

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I sleep with her every night.

>>155608697
Are you saying your waifu is a fat piece of shit?

>>155608973
No, I am.

>sleeping with your waifu before marriage
absolutely degenerate

>>155607071
You think she's your waifu, but she's everyone's waifu.

Meanwhile, my waifu doesn't have a daki so she's not sleeping in the arms of ugly unwashed basement dwellers everywhere.

>>155607920
Pretty much this, so I put her picture on my tablet and sleep hugging a regular pillow

>>155607071
I see my waifu in my dreams. I don't need her in physical realm.

Because I'm broke as shit and a daki is low priority.
NEET life ain't easy, but as long as I keep her in my heart, she'll always be with me.

I'll check and see how much dignity I have left after my waifu's figurine arrives this month. If I don't have any left I might buy a daki.