Pick an anime. You can now tell the protagonist one thing,

>>155544058
I'd tell Guts "Do not travel by boat". It'd save years.

Monster - Tenma, save the major.

Teekyuu. Don't join the tennis club.

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>>155544058
get in the fucking robot

Death note: "hey that's my notebook!"

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It will get better soon.

Cum inside Bulma instead

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>>155544058
Stop being friends with Mai.

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She has three kids.

>>155544633
Fuck, beat me to it

>>155544820
That's terrible advice.

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>>155544058
Fate - Kotomine is an enemy master.

UBW - Archer is your future self.

HF - Shinji is raping Sakura.

I'm not to sure about the Heaven's Feel route.

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Evolve Pikachu after Thunder Badge.

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Fuck Kirino, marry the cat.

not really the protagonist, but i'd tell those mafia guys in 91 days to not eat the lasagna

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>>155544058
Forgive your father.
Or
Take care of your daughter.

>>155545540
kill glasses

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The Grail is Angra Mainyu.

Ask Baba about Majin Buu

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Shin hid Yuria from Raoh.

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Walter betrayed Integra to Nazis.

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>>155544058
The best advice I can think to give him is "Haruko doesn't love you back." but I know he wouldn't listen.

>>155545736
>Take care of your daughter.
While this sounds like good advice, it was his suffering that led to a resolution. If he followed this advice, Nagisa would still have died. After that, Tomoya would be a good dad and raise Ushio to be happy and healthy, like you might expect. But it was Ushio's death that pushed Tomoya over the edge and allowed him to make that wish. Being a bad dad is what saved his family.

>Azumanga Daioh
"Have fun"

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turn off the microwave

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>>155546415
Avoid cats on the street.

Haruna likes you too
Kiss the chuuni
Seduce Fujiko before she interferes
Give Haruhi the dick
You can fuck Misato
Just eat Konata out already

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>>155544058
Tell Mugi I love her

>>155544058

"L's real name is Lawliet"

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Traffic laws are for squares.

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>>155544058
EGAO

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>>155546503
What the hell did you just say to me?! As if I'd listen to an agent of SERN!!

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>>155544058
Aim for the Top! Noriko!

>>155544058
Jojo's phantom blood - Kill Dio first day

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Have sex with your brother.

>>155546376
"Adults are just overgrown kids"

Subaru: The dog did it

reddit:zero
>elf girl will kill you

Work hard, believe in yourself.

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>>155544058
Gradosians and humans are same

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Kamille is a girls name

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Just fuck your brother already.

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"It's okay, you're the MC".

>>155544058
Death Note
>Don't kill Lind L Taylor

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>>155547654

>>155547654
>It is all right, you are the main character

That's nine words you spastic retard.

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>>155544058
L Lawliet
Nate River

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>>155547546
That would have gotten Joseph Joestar killed.

>>155547878
Worked for rest of the jump cast. Except that Nisio Isin fuckery.

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Don't trust Weevil. FUCK.

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JOIN THE LITERATURE CLUB, MOTHERFUCKER

>>155545951
That's a big room

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These people aren't your friends.

>>155548047
>autistic girls in real life are annoying as shit and ugly as fuck
why am I alive

>>155548045
UUUU

The jewels are buried beneath

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Schwarz Bruder is your brother.

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>>155548119
How many autistic girls do you know?

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Just fuck the lamia already!

>Sei So Tsui Dan Sha

Your mother severed your dick.

Slap the titty cat, hard

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Lick feet when ordered to

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>>155548296
Cat Planet Cuties or Outlaw Star?

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Protect the healer, you moron.

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Stick your dick in crazy.

>>155548392
Neither, though I guess both are applicable

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>>155544058
"Spare the little girl"

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"She wants to fuck."

Most romance anime: "Just fucking tell her, asshole"

>>155548655
>implying the protag wouldn't be too pants-on-head retarded to understand who "her" is

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Rip your Yubel card apart.

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"Kill yourself"

>K-On!
Don't join the club.

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Just give up.

>>155548655
What if it's one of those anime where the MC refuses to admit he likes the girl until the end?

>NHK ni Youkoso
Just fucking kill yourself already.

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"I'll be your friend"

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Just sneak into the basement.

>>155549088
Well, then it'll have to be five minutes long.
(or it could focus on the trials in their relationship instead, but that's too hard for most authors to write)

>>155549121
And then anon was found the next morning raped and dead.

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Save it for the bedroom

>>155545334
Don't stay late today.

>>155549102
But he gets better at the end, what are you bitter about?

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>>155549252
It might not have helped, since he was going to be a master because of Saber's catalyst.

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"Nanami is the better choice"

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Kosaki is the "promise" girl.
>>155548395
What's with that modern gear?

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put your dick in crazy

>>155544058
>Code Geass
Einstein invents 15 kiloton bombs

You can bet your ass he'll make sure she's on his side. He'll make mech based warfare completely obsolete by using nuclear threat to subdue entire nations.

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"Haruhi disappears. Find someone else!"

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always listen to your manager

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your torture gives senpai pleasure

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Professor Ursulua is Shiny Chariot

>>155549214
"Learn how to swim"

>>155548244
not enough apparently

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Miyuki wants to fuck you

>>155549646
>general patton becomes president of the united states in 1946.jpg

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>>155547838
>L Lawliet

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Senjougahara is fucking Kaiki.

You will never be champion.
Pokemon

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Nothing you could say would help.
You can't spare the suffering
;_;

>>155549188
can't rape the willing

>>155550910
non-canon bullshit

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>Just fuck them already.

He does it eventually, but damn the boy takes too long.

>>155544058
Naruto.

Mastermind Tobi is Obito Uchiha.

>>155544058
Evangelion - Break off your shoulder pylons.

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Just ignore the dying woman.

I wish to help shinji to improve his life and actually save the world, but there is no way in hell i can fix the things with only 5 words

>>155544058
Tatami galaxy

Just be yourself, bro!

>>155545736
Date Kotomi instead of Nagisa.

A Kyou is fine too. Avoid Tomoyo.

nuke iserlong yang takes it

>>155544058
I'd tell Guts. "Kill Griffith, good luck senpai"

>>155544300
But not Casca
"Do not rescue Griffith" might have been better

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I dont even

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You should kill him.

>>155544058
Infinite Stratos
Take Charlotte, ditch the rest.

Maybe then this show won't be such a pile of steaming crap.

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Pay more attention to Hinata

>>155553720
And end the country war which was the reason people even paid attention to the series in the first place?

>>155553645
Which one? Vape Duck or He Who Swordfights with a Stick painted silver

>>155553771
I have no fucking clue why that shit show even got popular in the first place, Charlotte was a decent character though before she became a brainwashed haremette.

>>155553645
>don't trust the duck

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Don't go to school today.

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You can steal people's powers

>>155553792
Kill the Vape Duck of course.

>>155545450
Try being a ranger bro.

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>>155544058
Hishiro's a sleeper agent.

>Detective Conan
Don't ride the roller coaster.
No more 20+ years of waiting

>>155544058
Exercise

Haganai
Just fuck the meat already.

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>>155545736
Or rather
>Marry Kyou's child-bearing hips

>>155546411
Or what about taking Nagisa to the hospital, or maybe taking her to fucking prenatal check ups to avoid strokes from HELLP syndrome or bleeding herself to death from uterine atony?

The least he could have done is buy some fucking oxytocyn and magnesium sulfate, then look up online the treatment guidelines. She died because she was retarded and he was a fucking pussy.

>>155549646
>she
What? Einstein was a jew male

>>155555086
The first two points are different in the VN, but in the show, 1. she goes into labor two weeks early, 2. the town gets snowed in so they can't travel, and 3. the only hospital is in the next town over as the new one hasn't been finished yet. Also she would have died anyway because her life force was connected to the trees where they were building the new hospital. Once they got removed she didn't have anything to sustain her anymore.

>>155555213
>she goes into labor two weeks early
That's fucking nothing.

Talk me about getting into labor more than 6 weeks early, when the kids lungs aren't well developed yet and you have to put dexametasone on the mother to get them ready.

>her life was tied to the trees!
Bullshit. She died from eclampsia. If she had gone to the check ups regularly they would have found her pressure was getting fucked, but still all they had to do is go to the closest clinic and apply a bit of sulfate to avoid seizures and lower the pressure. People who die from childbirth these days surely were looking for it.

Kaiji:
Withdraw your hand last.

>>155555372
No, her problem was that she was going to die from her fever as a child, but Akio took her to the grove of trees and prayed for her to get better. The town healed her but it connected her to the well-being of that specific spot of land, which is why she continued to get sick (in winter, when the trees lose their leaves) for no identifiable reason. This carried down to Ushio who was able to live for a short time because a small number of trees were saved by Akio. Why would you even dispute this with all of the other supernatural shit that happens in the show? There is more information in the VN, where it is implied what's left of her life force is transferred into Ushio during the pregnancy.

>>155545736
>>155553357
>>155554943
Be Araragi, molest the ghost.

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>>155544058
Do not enter that restaurant

>>155544058
I will tell Saitama that he beats him in one- wait he already knew that? OK.

>>155553854
>Deadman Wonderland
Don't go to school that day

>>155545736
Use protection at all times.

>>155544058
Witches are magical girls.

>>155544058
HxH. Your dad is one of the zodiac hunters

>>155544058
meguca is suffering

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>Don't use cheats against Rohan

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Man, I'm not sure what to go with here.

You're the Fourth Hokage's son.

Find Jiraiya the Sannin.

Sasuke's brother will corrupt him.

>>155556712
>not "ask Jotaro about Joseph's death"
Can't revive the dead my ass

>>155553627
I don't think the Bhelits require physical closeness when they do the eclipse thing. All that would do is make him hesitate way less.

>>155556712
The Killer is David Bowie

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Kick Jotaro with your GOOD leg.
OR SHOULD I SAY...
put your best foot forward

>>155556774
They do, that's why Rickert wasn't branded

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Be wary of revenge tonight

>>155547778
Contractions make them into one word, and MC is an abbreviation. It's all good.

>>155546558
>give kaorin a kiss

>>155544058
Your Brother Piloting Gundam Spiegel

>>155553635
>you're living a war metaphor

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>>155544058
Think of your Imouto always.

AMG:
God removed your libido

>>155544058
Re:Zero
>Ask for help. Avoid Roswaal.

>>155550109
He knows. He doesn't understand, but he knows.

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>>155544058
Don't make us wait.

>>155555806
Fine then. Since her life force is tied to bullshit, i'll just tell him one thing.

Just don't marry the cockroach.

>>155544820
Awful advice. Mai's the sarcastic asshole of a friend that will actually drop everything and come to your aid when you really need it. All my closest friends are that way, and I wouldn't trade them for the world.

>end in as few episodes as possible

I guess if you're going for this.

>>155545951
How about: "Forced peace negates free will."
Seriously, even if the grail wasn't corrupted and was a true wish-granting device, that was a terrible wish.

>>155546376
He knows. That's the point.
>>155547423
I like it.

>>155544300
But that'll add decades instead. Now they have to swim there.

>>155547878
Joseph was the best Jojo. No "I'm stronger than you." or "I learned how to stop time better than you in minutes." Just plain outplaying the opponent.

>>155544058
Give Griffith the dick

>>155544058
>oregairu

Do not write that essay.

>>155558664
The shit with the trees is probably also the reason she knows about the illusionary world in high school and thinks it's a story she heard when she was a kid. She might have connected to it back then somehow.

>>155544058
Naruto - 4th hokage is your father

>>155558664
>Just don't marry the cockroach.

Also I agree with this. Anyone except her and Tomoyo (because of Tomoyo After) is a good choice.

>>155545736
get a vasectomy

>>155544058
>She loves you back
any pseudo harem now ends in one chapter

>>155544058
Dbz

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>>155544058
"Ayano loves you. Fuck her."

And they'd all live happily ever after, at the cost of a friend's death due to blood loss.

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Rose colored life doesn't exist.

>>155544058
>K-On
I say nothing.

>>155547527

How about

> SHE HAS A PENIS, BRO!

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Just fucking confess already

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Just fuck Shuu already.

>>155544058
NTHT, Watch the sunset

Shiro is the red man.

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Fucking value yourself faggot

>>155555555

>>155547527 >>155562736
But he doesn't meet his actual love
which would be Felix

>>155555205
Yeah, and Brits aren't ruling the world and are instead confined to a small archipelago west of Europe.

>>155562772
I love her smugness.

>>155547951
I haven't seen one of these comics in fucking years, and this one makes me very unhappy. I don't like you.