I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
What do you call a fish with two knees?A tunee fish.
>>155538627
Be careful when eating fish.
>>155538627
>>155538746
heh
Nah
Thanks doc.
Never.
>>155539285
I must say, you look pretty good
>>155538627
pls no
>>155539380
Thank you, you too!
>>155539380
Y-you too.
>>155538627
I am the fin of my fish.
>>155538627
Do you know about tuna overfishing? It's actually a real problem, so much that right now several japanese companies hoard frozen tuna for when it eventually becomes an endangered species, which is predicted to be in 5-7 years at current fishing rate.
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
You have three minutes to compliment Sonoda Umi,or she kills another one.
>>155539768
FINDS
>>155539768
inb4
>>155540541
you can't make me pay!
But you didn't post it yesterday.
>>155540514
Will nothing slake her thirst for murder?
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
Hiroyuki-anon is late today so,
>But he did it once.
>>155542226
>>155542226
>He did it once
Stop him before he does it again!
>>155541886
Döp döp
>>155541320
There will be no peace until everyone likes Sonoda Umi. Only genuine high quality praise shall be acknowledged.
I am indifferent to it.
>>155538627
Pff
>>155543122
uh, your wig fell off
>>155543186
>>155538746
>yuki_blushing.jpg
>>155539768
Already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90
>>155539768
>>155542336
>>155543886
>>155538627
If you edit it differently everyday, sure.
>>155544960
No one has that many fish
>>155545026
FIFY
I really like it
>>155538627
Why did you post this with a trip?
>>155538627
What do Sakura and Fish have in common?They both like worms.
>>155545911
Haven't heard that one before
>>155545026
>No one has that many fish
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>>155547497
>>155549713
>seizure fish