Konosuba

>female orcs using Megumin (Male) as a meat dildo until he EXPLOSIONS and starts to enjoy it

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Remember, Axis posters are bros who take care of each other's backs.

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Aqua is a good person. She doesn't deserve to get bullied. What the hell is wrong with Kazuma?

I want to piss in Aqua's drinks!
She won't even be able to tell that I did anything.

I love Yunyun!

>>155514523
I want to pretend to be Yunyun's friend, and then act like I have no idea who she is!

>>155513909
I genuinely hope the ending involves all of them dying and getting reincarnated in the normal world.

>>155514579
This series will get abandoned halfway through, calling it now. Women can't do anything right.

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>>155514150
>>155514289

>>155514639
Nah, maybe the anime but the LN is going to get finished around vol 16~. If we are lucky we can get like 25 volumes out.

>>155513909
If this happend, girls would be actually very successive when Kazuma end as his pathetic himself

>>155514579
I can see it going more like
>Kazuma dies in the battle against Kirito (Demon King)
>meets Eris
>Kazuma realizes that the Konosuba world isn't any worse off with Kirito being alive
>has enough of the Konosuba world and resurrects back to Japan
>the main cast can't beat Kirito without Kazuma
>they travel to Japan to "save" Kazuma

>>155514821
>Kirito (Demon King)
I never knew how much I wanted this

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>>155514845
Kazuma nooo

>>155514821
When Kazuma beats the demon king he'll probably wish for something like "I wish to remain in this worlds with the friends that I made" or something silly like all the panties in the world.

>>155513909
It already happened, they just didn't show it in the anime, sad

>>155513909
>Megumin can cause thousands of deaths & nothing will ever trace back to her.
Kazuma needs to keep her magic sapped regularly if he's going to bring her to Japan.

>>155513909
Number of guys trying to hit on them in our world (Japan):

Aqua - 3
Megumin - 1 (catched by police)
Lalatina - 157

>>155515442
>Japan
>anyone hitting on them
That would completely shatter my suspension of disbelief.

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Have you worshiped explosions today, anon?

>>155515442
>catched

>>155515225
You're missing the obvious thing he would do.

He would be sent back to that world, but he'd make Eris come with him.

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Aqua's youtube page is going well. Not sure what she meant by this though.

>>155514821
Kirito is the legendary demon lord "satou". not the current one

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If Wolbach was serious about killing Kazuma and co., surely she would have charged up a spell other than explosion, right? Its damage would've been complete overkill, and the casting time was more than long enough for them to monologue, escape, or beat her with a faster attack. Using regular advanced magic would have been the better choice if she really wanted to hurt them. If Wolbach was giving them the perfect opportunity to finish her off by standing still and chanting, did that mean she wanted to get killed by them, or was she just an idiot?

>>155514523
Yunyun pls

>>155515965
What? That doesn't even make sense.

>>155516950
She probably didn't want to die, but she definitely didn't want to kill them either. Though in the end she didn't die completely, so maybe she knew it would end that way.

>>155513909
The manga already did it.

>>155514289
I have a friend who is basically Aqua. An absolute saint when you really need her, but holy fuck does she have some fucked up attitudes about booze and sex. Annoying to be around in general, but you still can't help but appreciate.

It's
an acquired taste

Did Kazuma bro out with Chris in the WN, or is that new to the LN version?

Fuck I wish the original was still around to read in the dry times.

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4/9

>>155520321
What does it say?

>>155515720
I pray to her several times a day, offering milky white fluid in an explosion as sacrifice

>>155520492
It's an apology from Megumins voice actor after the terrible controversy she and Kazumas voice actor had a fight on a livestream.

>>155524029
proof?

>>155520492
Most likely an ad for the Konosuba event people were talking about when the show ended

>>155515414

>implying magic even fucking works the same without the cards

They'd just be normal girls, except Aqua who can see in the dark and other goddess bullshit, and Darkness who is still a huge pervert that can tank truck-kun of fate with her face.

>>155519978

Acquired shit taste, yes.

>>155513909
Ooh! That pic is so cute!

Konosubas go visit Tokyo movie when?

>>155524029
I'll take "shit that I just made up" for 800, thanks alex.

>>155524977
He's not lying. They always have cute fights on the livestreams.

Why wouldn't Konosuba get an S3? Didn't it sell a ton and it isn't made by KyoAni. I thought it was relatively cheap to make as well since Deen hires monkeys to do the animation/

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>>155514150
Hi, it's me. You remember, tight? You reincarnated me. Well anyway, could you please sign this form for my insurance provider? I'm lucky that I ran into you this quickly. Who knows what would've happened if I didn't find you.

>>155525227
>tight
*right
tfw you can't even spell your improved Axis scams properly.

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How is that even a proper winter outfit? Her legs aren't covered at all.

When does the ED album release?

>>155525286
>improved
*improvised
ffs, I'm out.

What would a lesbian threesome with Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin be like?

>>155525331
I will sign it for you, Anon. You tried so hard

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have vol 9-12 not been translated yet? iv only found 1-8 of the fanfics

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>>155525389
>a threesome of 10/10s
It would be neato

>>155525471
https://crimsonmagic.me/konosuba/

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>>155514821
>Kazuma's girl squad vs Kirito's girl squad
>they're all retards anyway so they ended up spazzing around

>>155513909
>no longer able to use Bakuretsu
This kills the Megumin.

>>155525471

11 will be published on May 1
12 will be published on July 24

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Rate my harem.

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Would you shitpost in /gsg/ with Wiz?

Wiz is a fat undead!!

>>155525301
Who needs proper winter attire when you're already that hot?

>>155525575

Nah, she learns about nukes and goes into a chain orgasm so hard she has to be hospitalized for a few days.

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>>155525770
.

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>>155525719
Not so fat though

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>>155525811
She's of marriageable age and she's sexy.

>>155525900
My god....

Explosion in Megumin's pussy.

>>155519978
Subscribed.

>>155526070
Now like and share

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>>155525979
Absolutely.

>>155526070
Don't forget to follow me on twitter!
#HitlerAintDead

I want to kiss the lolikko!!

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>>155525591

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>>155525979
>>155526233
>>155526265
Why aren't you heathens worshipping Aqua-sama?

>>155526233
>>155525979
>>155525934
I'm calling the police

>>155526378
I am from the Eris cult

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>>155526418
ERIS PADS HER CHEST

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>>155525900
I want to touch a lich!

>>155526418
My McNugguh

Reminder about Megumin >>155507189

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>>155526476
>having to spread lies even you don't believe in to feel validated

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>>155526418

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>Aquafags

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>>155526541
>Megutards

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>>155526602
>Megamemes

What would going on a date with Yunyun be like?

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>>155527611
>implying that anyone would go on a date with Yunyun

>>155527569
>no invincible tank
>no portable nuke
>no God Requiem
Seems like the party just got worse
Besides Konosuba is like playing a ttrpg with 3 other idiots and a DM who's just laughing his ass off
>no, my loli mage only casts explosion
>oh come on, do something useful once in a while
>that goes against her character, it'd be metagaming

>>155527611
Torture. Remember that meme according to which Megumin unconsciously knows two types of magic, the first being Explosion and the second being the passive skill, "Dicks into Diamonds"?
Well, Yunyun is also under the effect of a passive skill that pushes other life forms away from her. She is cursed.

>>155527611
perfect

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When will they fuck?

>>155527611
eh I probably wouldn't want to find out.

>>155528691
What would a date with Megumin be like? Besides the explosion trips I mean.

>>155513909
kek filename

>>155529210
Megumin and Kazuma actually go on a date in the LN. She's a bit disappointed that he doesn't treat her like his girlfriend by drinking in the same cup as her for example, but they both have fun.

>>155528691
When Kazuma stops spilling spaghetti every time she talks to him about love

>>155529214
It's actually wrong though, japs don't acknowledge other races/ethnicities so it's safe to assume they wouldn't look any different than their Terran counterparts

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>>155525900
>>155526444
Jesus fucking christ

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>>155528691
>end of novel
>married to loli princess
>no narration of Kazuma and Megumins children causing havoc in Axel
>tfw

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>>155529729
>>married to loli princess
>implying
Stop posting, tomato.

>>155514523
>rejected her body

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Daily reminder that you will never, ever, in your lifetime, tap that.

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>>155530098

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>>155530098
Delete this. Megumeme is not for lewd.

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https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5969146
>Futasuba

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>>155530285
DELET THIS

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>>155530285
YES. YES. YES.

>he's an axis cult member
ERIS 4 LYF

>>155531242
Why she's sad?

>>155531369
That's embarrassment anon. Am I talking with "walk her home gently" guy again?

>>155531242
Knowing the recent developments in their relationship I just can't see the bathing scene in the same way, was that her plan all along?

>>155531369
thingkin bout exploshun

>>155531513
No, she's actually really clumsy when it comes to seducing Kazuma. She's following shitty tips from her mother to pursue her first love.

>>155515225
I really want that kazuma become the new demon king when he defeats the current one, but since he is fucking asshole he does not care about his duty and saves the world.

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>>155532297
I have a feeling the current demon king is just another jap fellow that was in exactly kazuma's position a while ago, and that his wish to "stay" forced him to be the new demon king. kazuma will follow in his footsteps in being a BBEG for the adventurers but hes just being his normal scumzuma self.

>>155513909
I want Wiz to come too. Maybe people in the real world will buy some of her useless knick-knacks.

>>155531369
She knows her fan base only likes her because of her body.

>>155527815
>>no invincible tank
Iris
>>no portable nuke
Iris
>>no God Requiem
Eris
>Seems like the party just got worse, besides Konosuba is like playing a ttrpg with 3 other idiots and a DM who's just laughing his ass off.
You are rigth
>>no, my loli mage only casts explosion
loli gary stu casting EXTERION(its worse i know)
>>oh come on, do something useful once in a while.
I would miss this
>>that goes against her character, it'd be metagaming.
don't know what you mean with this

>>155532700
>only likes her because of her body
>she's not even conventionally erotic
Now, just imagine being so salty about a character being popular that you have to start flame wars every time you post.

>>155532844
Pretty sure chuuni lolis became conventionally erotic after kyoanus chunni b8 a couple of years ago

>>155532844
>We are not pedos
>hurr durr I want to fuk megumin
>hurr her body is for matingpress
>durr i want to fug her
Yeah anon, whatever you say.

>>155532930
Not really, no. And even if that was the case, being sexually appealing isn't enough to win every popularity poll by having twice as many votes as the runner-up. Megumin and her antics are what define Konosuba.

>>155533057
>Now, just imagine being so salty about a character being popular that you have to start flame wars every time you post

>>155533085
>being sexually appealing isn't enough to win every popularity poll
That's where you are wrong kiddo, all popularity polls are sexually appealing polls
>Megumin and her antics are what define Konosuba
Spoken like a true fanboy, konosuba is great because of the premise itself, carried by a likable MC and exploited by the various characters and their unique quirks

>>155533085
Imagine being this much of a brainless waifufag

>>155533303
That's a nice baseless claim. I'd like to see you prove that the thousands of votes in the Sneaker Bunko official poll were casted by people who do not care about characterization.

>>155533132
>he told the truth, damage control, damage control, I must call it flame wars.

>>155533532
But your post was completely devoid of truth. Your mind is too clouded by anger for any decent reasoning to come out of it.

>>155533496
If the core target audience of something is male virgin NEETs, all polls are sex polls, if you're doing something more serious in tone but still with an almost all female cast and ecchi subtext, maybe one out of 10 polls will take characterization into consideration, if you're dead serious and somehow manage to get published, then we are talking. Try to guess under which category does konosuba falls into.

>>155533879
I didn't ask for your assumptions and your stereotypical views on Konosuba's core audience. I asked you to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the voters who took part in that poll don't care about characterization.

>>155533701
>hurr he keeps replying he must be mad.
No anon, I am not the one who got into a rampage chimpout just because someone dare to post megumin is a pedo bait. >>155532700

>>155528691
when he reveals he's the masked thief and she's 16

>>155534001
>assumptions and your stereotypical views
You really should investigate just a little about LN genres and the people that read them, you will find all the proofs you want and more just by sticking your head out of your ass and stopping being a stereotypical waifufag

>>155534256
He already did, in Explosions volume 4.

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Remember kids, Aqua is best girl

>>155534673
>t. Aqua

>>155534673
I've been going full commando for Aqua since I joined her cult, what else is needed to worship her grace in full? Masturbate more often? Drink more water?

>>155534756
um no you idiot, who ever that intelligent and beautiful girl is,they are not the magnificent and powerful aqua. You sound like some bone headed Eris cultist.

>>155525591
>harem full of best girl
ずるいぞ、このやろ！

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>>155534673
She'd be best girl if she wasn't a retarded ape. Too bad!

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>>155534922
uh huh...

>>155535154
>sample
>porn on a blue board
I'll believe that you're an axis cultist.

So, why doesn't Aqua just kill herself if she wants to go back to heaven that bad? I mean, Kazuma is sent to heaven each time he dies.

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I would tower over the girls.

>>155535453
They are so tiny.

>>155535154
Damn Aqua really is perfect breeding material.

>Explain how your dick is a type of wand that casts a type of explosion.
>Megumin rubs out an explosion, says that's a lame explosion, but keeps going because explosions.
>She won't stop, she keeps rubbing even after your dick is sore and bruised
>Manage to finally start going flacid but then Yunyun shows up to challenge Megumin, you get hard again which is extremely painful because of the bruising
>There is no stopping them as your already sore and bruised dick starts bleeding and they won't stop no matter what until you cum one last time.
>best 2 out of 3

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>>155535611
Good lord, anon. We're going to need to stop lewding this qt 3.14 at one point.

>>155535611
>megutard average poster

>>155535496
Men are about 15 cm taller than women so Aqua is actually about average and Darkness is taller than average.

Kazuma is a pathetic manlet and Megumin is literally a female version of Kazuma.

>>155535715
>meanwhile, Aquatards post outright porn

>>155535154
I really want to squeeze Aqua's fat ass while I pound her shitpipe.

>>155535453
>tfw not even that tall and I'd be taller than all

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>>155534673

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>Kirito 172 cm
>Asuna 168 cm
Just a reminder that the SAO cast TOWERS over konosuba.

>konosuba is literally manlet power fantasy- the comedy

>>155536128
>power fantasy
I'm not sure. He does get all the girls despite being an actual repulsive human being, but nothing else seems power fantasy about it.

>>155536382
>He does get all the girls
Well, not really. Megumin and Darkness are one thing, but he still hasn't done anything worth mentioning with Aqua.

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>>155535453
>Tfw 183
Why are nips so tiny?

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>>155536630
They did sleep together.

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>>155532700

>>155530098
Is this canon?

>>155532700
Is megumin too sexy?

Which girl would most likely get in a Threesome?
Which girl would enjoy creampies the most?
Which girl has the weirdest fetish?
Which girl likes the mating press?
Which girl would most likely NTR you?

>>155537189
Darkness to all.

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>go on date with Megumin
>make her order from the kids menu

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>>155537266
That's some cute bullying. I like the idea.

>>155534924
What the fuck is that star?

>>155537314
4chan gold account.

>>155527896
>Megumin's passive skill

Explain please

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>>155537266
>Take Megumin on a date to the carnival
>She can't go on a roller coaster for being too short.

>>155537314
It's how you recognize the jews

>>155537546
Don't they have a certain place they should all be.

>>155537509
>take Megumin to the movie theater
>sit behind a group of tall guys so she can't see the movie.

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>>155537509
>pick up Megumin in your for a date
>tell her to get in the booster seat
>she gets angry, and you ask her if she wants to drive instead
>can't reach the pedals

>>155537266
oh

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>>155536842
Why is she so perfect?

>>155537743
Yeah, you just have to set up the seat in that case. She's not that short.

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Does any series have better doujins than Konosuba? They're usually well drawn and often hilarious.

>>155534673
>selfish, alcoholic retard
>best anything
I bet you'd love to be a tardwrangler in real life.

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Is Eris boring?

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>>155538210
Absolutely. She's a shit girl.

>>155538071
Monogatari. You get some wonderfully in-character ones with great art.

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Post 155555555 is upon us.

Remember your duty as a Megufag.

>>155538252
Fuck off, Aquatard. You're outstayed your welcome.

>>155538286
If you pre-claim it you're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.

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>>155538421
We like to live dangerously.

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>>155538482
I'll beat you up if you fail.

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>>155537509
>>155537266
>go to the store to buy Megumin stuff
>everything you buy has "for Kids!" written on it

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>>155538714
I won't!

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>>155538252
>we'll probably never get an english translation because Konosuba is vastly more popular in Japan than overseas

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>>155538920
>2017
>not knowing moon

>>155535611

>Ask Aqua to cast heal on you
>get back in there

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>>155538986
Who has the time to learn moon? Not all of us are NEETs

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>>155539180
Why aren't you a NEET?

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>>155539180
please don't NEETshame me

>>155539180
instead of spending 20 hours per day on 4chan, you could spend 20 minutes per day to learn japanese

>>155539304
Nice projection, faggot.

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>>155539343
i am learning japanese, so it's not projection
dumbass

>>155539407
>20 hours per day
That part is.

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>>155535453
>Kazuma, Aqua, Eris are all 160cm
>Luna, Darkness, Kyouka, Wiz are all 170cm
>Megumin is a 145cm
>"tall" characters like DEENguy and Vanir are 190cm or more

Does Konosuba not have a single character in the 180cm range? The male average?

>>155539244
Figures cost money.

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>>155539244
I was for half a year, but I hated being so poor/lonely/bored I couldn't find a reason to wake up in the morning. I also don't like feeling like a disappointment.

let's not dicuss further because nobody likes blogs

>>155527611
You can get the full 'date with YunYun'experience today easily.
don't go anywhere

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>>155525471
>will Volume 11 and 12 be translated
nope, they wont.
???? ?? ?????, ????

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>>155533085
>Megumin and her antics are what define Konosuba.
TFW delusional megumemefags believe this when most megumeme scenes are filler-grade drivel

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>>155538252
Fuck you.

>>155539904
Yeah, that's just your opinion. Her popularity is what keeps Konosuba alive.
Be grateful.

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>>155539915
>posting dead Aqua
Why? Stop pushing your misery onto this show.

>>155539786
the hell happened with him anyway

>>155540170
clearly I've had enough of Axis cunts polluting the thread by shitting on every character that isn't Aqua

started reading the LN two days ago, anyone else getting database errors for volume 3? Can't open shit
http://skythewoodtl.com/fanfic-gifting/

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>>155539904
>>155533085
Both of you are dead wrong. You don't just get to pick your favorite and say they drive the show.

This is what what makes Konosuba right here.

>>155539244
My parents won't let me.

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>>155539915
I don't like Aqua either but this is NOT daijoubu. Aqua is for bullying, not driving to suicide.

>>155540245
S2 was better than S1
Compared to S1:
Megumeme has less screentime in S2
Aqua has more screentime in S2

Really activates the neurons.

>>155540347
>S2 was better than S1
Most people would disagree. I, for one, found it a lot less funny.

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>>155540177
All we know is that he hasn't updated ever since march 13th, and he wont respond to emails either, something he would usualy do (especialy if you wrote him a nice thank you for translating).

Considering he lives in New York, shit might have gone wrong

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>>155540347
and the pinnacle of the season was the lalatina episode

>>155540410
>Considering he lives in New York, shit might have gone wrong
was there some attack i missed or what

>>155540235

http://web.archive.org/web/20170102182209/http://skythewoodtl.com/

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>>155540347
>my girl is the better one because opinions
Do you never intend to stop being insufferable?

>>155540456
nah, but places like bronx river and port morris are detroit tier

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>>155539786

He's just being a lazy fuck

>>155540456
Niggers attaks 24/7

>>155540489
thanks a lot

>>155540531
aqua and megumeme both suck, but at least aqua is entertaining

>>155537891
How about dis
I sit in the driver seat too
Megumeme sits in my lap
I control pedals, she steers
What could go wrong?

>>155540543
>Relative time stamps
so is that actually from today

>>155540581
Stop presenting your opinions as facts.

>>155540597
not much. Thats how you learn driving after all

>>155540456
around blacks, never relax. You do know how crazy some of these are after Trump happened? Lets assume Yuns is neither left or right, he might just have been an unjust victim of a chimpout. I know a friend in New York who got attacked by 2 blacks for no reason other than him being white a few days ago. Im legit worried

>>155540543
thats not from today tho.

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>>155540531
Someone has to stem the tide of 'megumeme is the only thing that matters in konosuba' faggotry. Today, this is me. Tomorrow, another one of my Axis Cult brothers and sisters will take my place.

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>>155540733
>>155540608

>>155540778
>Last Sunday
Where's the fucking date anon

>>155540758
You're not stemming anything. All you're doing is repeating your opinions over and over like an actual retard.

>>155540799

>konosuba game earlier this week

>>155540819
Aqua fags take their roleplaying seriously

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>>155540778
>lul and xd
I mean Im thankfull for the dude but he is probably one of the more annoying friends to have.
Like if I went to r/anime and talk to one of the fat cosplayer girls.

>>155516950
who dat

Aquafags behave like sonydrones on /v/. Is that a coincidence or what is going on?

>>155540819
>most of the thread is "muh megumeme is best'
> I am the one repeating anything like a retard
sure dude

>>155540959
>Dragging in console wars
>Dragging in /v/ shit
>>>/v/

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>>155540347
Aqua has about the same amount of screentime in both seasons
She is the main character after all

>>155540975
>CTRL+F "best"
>find two relevant results, one being about Aqua and the other about Megumin
You sound really delusional.

>>155540997
I'd go with 'deuteroganist'. There is little doubt that Kazuma is main character.

>Even KonoSuba threads have Red vs Blue wars
It's like I opened an Eva thread, honestly

>>155540975
>no u!!
A true retard in its natural habitat. You do take after Aqua, I'll give you that.

>>155540997
Well, yeah. She was somewhat of a deuteragonist until later volumes in which Megumin took her place.

>>155541120
>Red vs Blue wars
>two guys being retarded while other people tell them to shut up

>>155541194
Kazuma is the main character and Darkness, Megumin, and Aqua are all deuteragonists, and it's always been that way.

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The next birthday should be either Megumin or Darkness, how will they celebrate?

>>155541120
Yeah, except in that case Red has won every popularity poll and Blue is just a faction comprised of a few sore losers.

>>155541286
Just like in Eva

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>>155541245
Truly fitting.

>people are finally getting fed up of Axis retards
d-does this mean I can post again?

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>>155541479
>no ERIS PADS HER CHEST
7/10 can do better

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Threadly reminder that megumin is a poor Lina Inverse expy (except that Lina was a competent versatile sorceress and not a one-trick pony pedobait gag character)

>>155541506
Whenever I've been here people have been shitting on the axis shitposters, so yea, probably.

>>155541644
>Reminder that megumin is like this character except not really at all

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>>155541644
>he's still going at it

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>>155541644
Reminder that Aqua is a poor Belldandy expy (except that Belldandy wasn't a retarded goddess and had nothing in common with Aqua, really)

>>155541644

>competent
>konosuba

>>155541644
Yeah. You can play her as support with some aoe and burst, or you can go mid and play burst mage until you transition into physical DPS with the fiery soul talent.

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Now that the retards are gone, can we actually discuss Konosuba?

>>155542028
>retards are gone
I'm still here though

>>155542028

It'd be nice if we can read more of Megumin's letter home.

>Crush on masked thief
>Crashed a wedding
>Bankrupt a country

>>155542454
>he spent 2 billion Eris to buy our crusader back

>>155542569
That's the point at which Yuiyui has a mini orgasm with dollar(?) signs in her eyes.

>>155542691
>Dollar(?)
They're Eris my dude

>>155542691
Lol, yeah. She'd probably press even harder to get Megumin to marry him.

>>155542691

viper pls

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>>155542028
Hoost better show up again the next time they meet Komekko.

>>155542921
It's Lord Hoost for you!

>>155525301
You dont need to cover your legs, just your top/core. heat rises bru.

>>155542921

Hoost meets the party

>It's that fucking priest
>It's that fucking crusader
>It's that fucking crimson mage
>Wolbach-sama

>>155542995
>heat rises
that would mean the lower it is the colder
aka your legs

>that whailing when she runs out
>my poor sides

https://my.mixtape.moe/afidxx.webm

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>Megumin is 145cm
>Yunyun appears to be about as tall in the anime
>Yunyun has huge stonking milk jugs

Is she one of those "oppai lolis" people were going nuts about when the boob ribbon anime came out?

>>155543551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XipajMW60Q

>>155543594
Yunyun is taller according to the LN, and the anime greatly exaggerates her chest size.

>>155540543

He's prolly playing battlegrounds or something. It seems to be all the rage now, even though it's a buggy, ugly piece of shit.

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>>155542770
She certainly tried very hard last time.

Next time, she will probably cast bind on Kazuma and make her daughter forcibly drink a sex potion that increases her cocklust a hundredfold.

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>>155542454
>>155542691
Konosuba needs more Yuiyui

>>155543309

Memegumins legs are so hot that they almost melt the snow around her.

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I love muh Crimson Demons.

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>>155543976
This.

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>>155543987
>inb4 muh EOPs

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>>155543723
The thing is, Megumin is very thirsty girl who has managed to not be a complete slut only because Explosion magic gives her something to focus on. Doubling her lust would be enough, increasing it a hundredfold would end with her getting rammed by every guy in the Crimson village.

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>>155544094
you are so depraved
megumeme is just a normal teenage girl

>>155544075
Left side is low tier. They're being hesitant in their introductions.

oppai megumin
y/y?

>>155544224
The fuck out of here.

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>145cm
>roughly 40kg
>ywn manhandle Megumin's body while walking around the house, looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on
>ywn rail Megumin on the floor
>ywn rail her on the wall while not letting her feet touch the floor
>ywn see her cute feet flopping around as you make love to her

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>>155544224
Why would anyone want that? Aqua, Darkness, Yunyun and Wiz all have big tits. Her DFC actually makes her special.

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>>155544224
No.

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>>155544322
I just want to hold hands with her so that's fine.

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Megumin wants to touch you but she can't get past the borders of the screen!

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>>155536717
>romantic ship shit
Delete youreself

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>>155544334
>Aqua
>big tits
She's one of the few characters in Konosuba with a moderate-sized chest

1st ED>2nd ED. I really like both but I prefer the 1st slower tempo. Megumin has the best voice

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>>155544369
That pic is adorable.

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>>155544496
WATCH OUT FOR THE TOAD MEGUMIN

>>155544527
Sure, she's moderate compared to Wiz or Darkness, but her tits are huge by normal standards.

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>>155544559
Don't worry, she's used to getting swallowed!

so how many of you fags will aim for the 155555555 post while using a belittering Aqua?

>>155544763
I intend to post an Explosion meme, just like what happened with 144444444.

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>>155544631
Oh my, so is Yunyun! Though she prefers to swallow instead of getting swallowed.

>>155544496
>Megumin wants to touch you but she can't get past the borders of the screen!
gotta admit I know how that feels but in opposite directions.

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>>155544901
Megumin likes nakadashi better!

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>>155545003
...yeah

>>155545017

Kazuma desu

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Is this the most touching scene in all of anime?

>>155545528
The lich in the dungeon had it way worse.

https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=914829
It's out.

>>155544168

So basically a cockslut that will suck off any decent guy.

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>>155546179
What have women done to you, anon? Do you really think this qt 3.14 is capable of such depraved acts?

>>155546226

Yes, if properly motivated by thirst.

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>>155546322
*love

>>155546407
** desire to gobble cocks

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>>155546543
Pure crimson demon maidens don't feel such needs!

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>>155530285
Remove this now.

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>>155513909
Fuck me in the ass, that's cute.

>>155546986
Bend over.