This is your Onee-chan today. Leave it to onee-chan!

I want to sneak up behind Cocoa while she's making coffee art and surprise hug her!

>>155432520
I want to hug her with my arms.

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You can always count on Onee-chan, ototou-kun!

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I am going to MARRY my beautiful girlfriend Syaro-chan instead!

My wife Chino is so cute.

>>155432592
Who is this faker my Cocoa onee-chan's breasts aren't that big.

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>>155434876
She had a huge growth spurt after season 2. The plot of season 3 episode 1 will actually be Rize and Chiya feeling jealous of Cocoa because they no longer have the biggest tits.

>>155432427
>you will never get /ss/d by Cocoa
why continue

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Chiya's parents approved her marriage with her handsome asian boyfriend (me)!

>>155435696
but she prefers north east asian

How can a JC be my onee-chan when I'm in my 40s?

>>155435983
Delete this she prefers Japanese gentleman got to keep the bloodline pure

>>155432427
Grating cawfee, though...

Watching Gochiusa made me want to move to France and become a barista/baker/soldier/maid/traditional Japanese lady.
All at the same time.

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>>155437296
You want to be all my wives?

>>155437455
My concubines Cocoa, Chino, Rize, Chiya, Syaro, Maya, Megu, Mocha, and Midori are all so loyal to ME.

>>155432427
CAWFEE

>>155437594
Why did I reply to MYSELF?

>>155437455
They are high schoolers they can't be wives yet.

What makes Gochiusa threads different from other CGDCT threads?

>>155438369
The curse.

>>155438654
Is that you circlejerk anon?

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What did Onee-chan mean by this?

>>155438818
With me.

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

Sharo > Syaro

>>155438859
Onee-chan is supposed to /ss/ with me.

>>155439351
You mean ME?

>>155437594
Giving myself a (You).

You guys have ruined this shows purity
Every gochiusa thread I come to always have atleast 3 posters saying "My wife x is so cute", or "By me"
Anyways my fiancè Sharo is so cute

>>155442030
Gochiusa is still a pure show full of pure and virtuous girls.

But Syaro-chan is mine.

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>>155442030
>letting people influence your view of things

>>155442136
>But Syaro-chan is mine
I have bad news for you, she's already my wife.

I curse the Gochiusa fanbase

is this that show about loli nazis burning jews?

>>155442430
She is reserved for a rich and successful gentleman (me).

>>155435696
She belongs to Koreans!

>>155432427
I want Cocoa onee-chan to take care of my sexual needs!

>>155442810
into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.

>>155435696
FALSE!
she loves my cute gaijin dick

>>155442430
I already said she's my fiancè

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Berserker Megu is my kanojo.

>>155432427
literally who

>>155442810
>>155443358
We proud Gochiusa fanbase must be so powerful to have those curse powers.

>>155443506
>cute
Small dick confirmed

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>>155442030

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I want to be Syaro's little brother and have her tenderly look after me.

>>155444354
__ __

>>155444354
What is the symbolic significance of this particular scene?

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>>155444511
I want to be Syaro and tenderly look after you.

>>155444770
>Sharo-chan's face when thinking about ME.jpg

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>>155444770
A-Are you trying to make me fall in love?!

>>155444620
Syarp was sexually abused as a child.

>>155445299
by me.

>>155445299
But all Gochiusas are virgins.

>>155442030
>>155442810
>>155443358
You guys are becoming as bad as the circlejerkers that you complain about. Instead of bitching why not actually Discuss GochiUsa? If there are others that want to discuss they will discuss with you.

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>>155444770

>Imagine being the cute little shota
>Syaro calls you for your bath
>you innocently take all your clothes off in front of her
>she thinks nothing of it, just cutely smiles at her lovely little brother
>you run off into the bathroom and she comes in behind you still in her uniform with sleeves rolled up and washes you back and front while she asks about what you did today and you tell her about all the exciting things you did

>>155446215
>not having all the gochiusa memes memorized
Get OUT.

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>>155432427
I am going to marry Cocoa.

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Show me your marriage certifications you bunch of liars.

Why is Cocoa so sexy?

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My wife Chino gave me a present.

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My wife Syaro gave me a present.

>>155447834
That's the drunk russian boat and not MY wife Chino.

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>>155447728
It comes naturally.

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First class JKs.

Which Gochiusa do you think is the most expensive?

>>155448520

Rize.

>>155448520
Chiya or maybe Rize.

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>>155448292
Me on the right, my friend on the left

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Which Gochiusa smells the best after a long hard ballet session?

>>155448520
Chiya probably, I feel like Rise could live like a poorfag.

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>>155449147

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Wha is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole bunnysode.

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>>155449459
Cocoa smells like cocoa.

>>155451683
I want to taste some cocoa.

>>155446534
Please share with me all your memes

>>155432427
MY DREAM CAME TRUE

>>155449525
Shut up, shxyrp

I want to play with my onee-san.

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Absolute perfection

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>>155448840
Blue mountain finally getting married

>>155456209
Oops. I'm quoting wrong person.

>>155448292
Enjo Kousai