Would you a cake that a bit stale but overall delicious?

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>stale
They're peak ripeness, actually.

>>155421935
Sensei is best, but Hibiki is bester.

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>zesty, poorly dressed cake with melons

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>Would you a cake that a bit stale but overall delicious?
Ice cream to soften it up again.

>in 10 days you will be the same age as Takahashi-sensei
I never planned for this.

Someone post that Takahashi-sensei route summary please.

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Your Queen of Cakes has arrived.

Cakes are at the perfect age. Why would you trust a culture that eats raw fish all the time to tell you about what's expired?

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>>155423057

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Would you a cake that looks sweet but is rotten to the core?

Cakes are fine as long as they've made contact with less than ten penises.

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>>155424020
2D cakes are pure by default.

They are nevertheless frequent masturbators.

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>>155421935
what happened to action christmas cakes? all i see are cakes trying to get laid.

I want to see more of the detective-drunkard christmas cake ;_;

>>155421935
As long as no one tried to sample the cake.

>get a chance to fuck an older women
>thought she was in her thirties but was actually in her forties
>end up not fucking because she just wanted me to cum in her pussy so she could get pregnant and ditch me
3D i guess

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Cakes need more love than usual

>>155425425
not seeing much wrong with that as long as she doesn't turn around and demand child support to be honest

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>>155424248
>former cop (yes, really)
>massive lush
Enjoy.

>>155425875
She knew very well that a college student didn't have any fucking money. Why is it ok to fuck someone if they are just trying to get a baby and run?

>>155425850

What would a relationship with Tearju be like?

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>>155422512
>Yui Horie cake
this needs to happen more ofen

>>155421935
Depends on how many people have already had a taste. Don't want a cake that's been through a dozen other guys.

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Yeah.

>>155421935
I would a maya sensei.

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>tfw wizard and many cakes are younger than you

>>155423921
How many men came inside her?

>>155426235
who dis

>>155427198
But that's bullying.

>>155422502

I want to be arrested and abused by Sanae.

>>155429789

K W S M
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>>155429789
You are now happily trying out the built-in image search. (Hint: the one that goes to IQDB.)

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>>155429922
One of our favorite JcaKes.

>>155429388
Somewhere between very few and none. That's her problem.

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I love this JK cake!

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>>155430047
>Nana
>JK
Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.

>>155429828
I just want more Horie.

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>>155421935
yes.

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So refined.

>>155425425
the biological clock is truly frightening

>>155421935
I thought cakes didn't exist in anime.

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>>155430749

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>>155422902

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>>155426861

Depends on how much she puts into the relationship. If she just derps along and acts embarrassed and shy all the time it would be frustrating. Until she starts fucking you, then it would be worth it

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Cakes come in many varieties, for better or worse. I think I should be allowed to have a little taste first to decide.

>>155432145
Which bakery lets you taste cakes before deciding to buy?

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>>155429054
>mfw only 3 years left for wizardhood

What's the first thing you guys did when you learned your first spell?

>>155432293
>go to the store to stock up on doritos a day before ascending to wizardom
>get raped by a pack of wild office ladies
What then?

>>155425850
Tearju and Fate does something to my dick

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>>155432547

She's cute

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>Feito's car is in the garage for repairs
>dirty old midchildan wizards always casting Reveal Butt on her every day she has to use the train until it gets fixed

Guys help, there's a cake at my workplace who very likely has a crush on me, what do I do

I hate to say this but she really isn't that attractive
She may even be married for all I know

>>155421935
In a heartbeat.

>>155421935
this is a shit cake, made from shit and poo, covered with cum

Do japanese people really use the term christmas cake for women over 25, or is it some obsure slang that got blown out of portortion by weebs?

>>155432760
Marry her

>>155433070
Unmarried women over 25, since nobody wants a christmas cake after christmas.

Anyway, it probably was a thing once upon a time, but now that 25 age probably moved up to 30 or 35.

What do virgin women become when they turn 30?

>>155433153
a myth

>>155433153
unicorns

>>155433153

semen demons who exist to prey on cute innocent shotas and drain them of their manly essence

>>155433070
it was used a little a while ago
not anymore however

>>155432375

That's why you never relax around office ladies, and stay away from the commercial district if you value your virginity.

>>155433070
According to wikipedia it was just a meme back in the 80's. Nowadays I know they say "アラサー" for around thirty instead.

>>155432293
>Happiness derived from being alone

>>155430047
This beer must be good if they drink so much of it. What could it possibly taste like?

>>155433153
Lesbians.

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>>155433371
>be coming back home from the book store
>decide to take a shortcut across the wall street type of place in my town thinking it would be okay because it was day time
>did not realize it was lunch hour
>notice eyes on me
>look around
>office ladies everywhere tracking my every move
>start walking faster
>a young girl wearing what appears to be a school uniform calls out to me
>i thank haruhi and madoka for granting me a chance to safely return back to my daki at home
>she tells me to follow her
>we run across the dark alleys of wall street and lose the office ladies
>she asks if i'd like to go to her place and maybe read some manga together
>we get to her apartment
>it's a 1 room studio
>i realize that her parents are nowhere to be seen
>I see a diploma hanging from her wall
>as i notice beer cans on the floor, i hear the girl look the door
I'm sitting locked in a bathroom right now. I don't think I'll make it out of this alive, and I want you to not trust anything I post after this. Don't believe them. Even if they look like schoolgirls, they could still be office ladies. Goodbye /a/.

>>155433536
Where are you, anon? I will valiantly switch places with you, so that you won't be raped by an office lady.

>>155433723
what an altruistic, good-hearted anon

>>155433536
I laughed

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>cakes are just girls the same age as me now

>>155433985
except that men peak at 30+
not 4chan users tho, they are always at the bottom

>>155434036
You're right. Looks like I'll have to either seduce a JK or go prison gay.

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>>155433985
>She's a christmas cake but she's also a literal semen demon
It's just not fair.

>>155433723
Hello, I am okay. Erm, where to start. Let me just say that it was wrong of me to spend my time being afraid of women who are still very much young. Perhaps if you open your heart, you will find happiness. Mine was so close and I didn't realize it. Enough writing, however, I must go now.

>>155433536
Gave me a chuckle.

>>155434165
Let me know if any of your friends are also looking for a younger man to rape love tenderly.

Once again a thread with too many newfags that don't even know what a cake is.

>>155434165
>Anon died on the way back to his home planet

>>155434399
Poor guy said he had a daki too. A daki whose anon will never come home.

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>>155433536
You know what you must do, anon! Remember your training!

>>155434399
>>155434444
Oh jesus, my dubs and your quads have guaranteed his doom.

>>155434473
Is this dragonslayer in the center.

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>>155434578
>Dragonslayer
More like Dragonlayer amirite gaiz?

>>155434687
She`s yet to lay her dragon though.
But she will.

>>155434473
why the rice crackers..

>>155434721
Booze snacks, I suppose.

>>155434036
>except that men peak at 30+
That's women, though, they reach the cusp of their beauty and reproductive capabilities at 30, 35 at the most, and then it's all downhill from there. Men peak at around 40-45, since that's when their professional lives are at their fullest, usually, meaning it's the moment where they have the most financial power and stability, and as everyone knows, these are the most attractive traits to a woman.

>>155432760
If she is married refuse if not are you actually gonna do better any time soon? Life flies by before you realise it.

>>155435281
>they reach the cusp of their beauty and reproductive capabilities at 30, 35 at the most
WROOONG
early 20s is where it's at when it comes to fertility. otherwise your kids are gonna get the 'tism

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>>155421935
>cake that a bit stale but overall delicious
actually, women are known to reach their sexual peak around their mid-30s.. so cake would be like that redish apple that's not even totally ripe yet and still has green spots (far from stale)

>>155435423
>here, have some nonsense I pulled out of my ass
sorry anon, i think autism has deeper hereditary roots than just the woman's age when she gets knocked up

>>155435412
>Life flies by before you realise it.
This is terrible advice. Never settle, only regret and suffering lies that way, for both parties.

>>155435423
Autism being genetic aside, the risk of genetic defects due to age doesn't become significant until the woman is in her 40s.

That anon is right, from 25 to 35 is the best age for having kids these days.

>>155432293
Tried to project myself into a younger body so I could try again.

It failed, sadly.

>the cusp of their beauty and reproductive capabilities at 30, 35
>beauty
>25 to 35
>best age for having kids

Peak neo-/a/, holy shit.

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>>155435565

>>155433503
>Happiness derived from not being alone

Loving older women is just a mental illness

why do you faggots call old hags cakes

>>155435525
have fun with your autistic children

>>155434399
>>155434444
>>155434482
you idiots, that's not anon. It's obviously the cake pretending to be him.

>>155434165
nice try cake, hand anon over RIGHT NOW

>>155432291
They may offer tiny samples, especially if you're a regular customer.