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Today, on class /a/...
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you rike a fish?
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>>155413657
Do I look like a fish?
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>Ding dong ding dong, Ding dong ding dong
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>>155413044
We shall go inna woods
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>>155413850
*Cicadas beat boxing*
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Gomen, I'm late!
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>>155413906
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Hey that's weird I didn't turn into a girl today.
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>>155413044

>Watashi wa anon-san
>please look after me senpais
>Arigatou go zai masu
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y-yamete, anon-kun! these memes are too stale!
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>>155413044
How can I make Misuzu notice me?
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>>155414034
Is he a student that's apologizing because he knocked up the teacher?
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>>155414112
Step 1. Be a tomboy or Mochi-girl
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Bob hasnt showed up all week.

Is he still trapped into that MMO?
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>>155414271
>Is he still trapped into that MMO?
He's not trapped in an MMO. We're all just side characters in a Persona game. There may be a couple of us who are social links, but other than that we're unexplored back drop noise so the MC can kill god for thirteenth time.
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jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
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Who was supposed to use this seat this week?
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>>155413044
Better give yayaka all your lunch money kid or get ready for a beatdown
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I have just transferred to this school. Pleased to meet you.
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>>155414996
That's always MC-kun's seat. He's so cool and mysterious.
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>>155415151
But I haven't seen MC-kun since last week. He was with some bald old men and went to nearby hotel.
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>>155415452
I thought that was nee-san?
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>>155415452
Pretty sure that was your okaasan anon
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>the student council that has more more power than the teachers are making things awful for everyone again
>they're all stuck up girls with an irrational hate for males
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>>155415789
hot
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>>155414452
Stop looking at my dick.
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>>155415789
is this heaven
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>>155415508
See?
I'm sure it was him.
>>155415657
Sorry anon, no need to paranoid just because your oka-san is biggest slut in town
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>>155414034
>senpais
Wrong neighborhood m8, your kouhai class is on the upper floor
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>>155415789
In words of the Franch "VIVA LA REVILUTION "
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>>155413044
This classroom really triggered me
>has 25+ seats
>in a school with 6 students
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>>155413044
>My name is Takeda
>Im in class 3-1
>Apparently I'm the only sane person in the world
>There's a guy three seats down that I've seen fighting demons after school
>that girl over there is a magical girl
>And I'm convinced that those two are living in a h-manga scenario
>this is what I get for sitting in the back.

Seriously, why isn't there a "common sense" guy in every fantasy setting?
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>>155417050
Isn't there nameless backround a-u
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>>155417123
Probably because they turn into a self-insert charcter, like nagisa from ass class
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>>155417123
Literrally every harem MC in romcom
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SHIT FUCK DAMN IM LATE FOR SCHOOL
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>>155417123
You mean the fucking tsukkomi guy?
Or like the MC in isekai who keeps making 4th wall 'it's just like in games' comments?
And if it's a fantasy setting with actual magic and shit, your "common sense" guy is the one who is crazy, not the only sane one
You really didn't think things through.
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>saw a fight breakout between a girl and this popular guy in the middle of class
>suddenly puff of smoke and now I'm a girl

I fucking hate this school
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>>155413044
Sorry sensei my waifu just got posted!
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H-HASHIMEMASHITE! ANON DESU
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>>155413044
It has come to the faculty's attention that almost the entire student body has elected the Go Home Club as their extracurricular activity. We have attempted to contact your parents, but by sheer coincidence the entire parentage of the school is overseas on business. This will be addressed at a later time.
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Ohaiyo weeblords.
How do I nihongo?
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getting ijime'd
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>>155417050
>be corporate CEO
>create a full-scale school exclusively to shelter your daughter and other girls
>allow the only male in the school be an ex-terrorist that's on military reserve
idk but this should trigger you more
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>>155413044
Is this high school or middle school?

Middle
>Skip class and play RO all day every day.

High
>Skip class and smoke weed all day every day like a degenerate while watching SEED Destiny.

I'm an alcoholic now.
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>>155413044
TIME TO DIE
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>stands at the back of the classroom
>unsheathes Katana
>drops pants
>everyone in the class watches on in horror as I shove the katana up my shitter
>everyone starts screaming
>senpai finally notices me
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Fuck, why hasn't my harem arrived yet?
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>>155418485
oi anon-kun, stop copying mc-san, the last thing we want is to get on his bad side
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>>155418236
That's right you better not show up nerd
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Hey, everyone! Wanna grab some lunch at the cafeteria?
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>>155413850
WAAAA, IM GOING TO BE LATE
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>>155418792
nah
im gonna eat lunch at the roof with my gf
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>>155418792
No thanks. I'll be drinking some grog I smuggled in, guess I'll be a third wheel on the roof >>155418881
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>>155417346
>>155418809
I didn't know we had twins on this school
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>>155415789
Why the fuck are Jap councils given so much power? The student committees in the US do jack shit for anyone not involved, only really affecting extra curricular activities.
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>/a/ school
>The whole class sits as close as they can in the back, near the window.
>lunchtime
>Everyone rushes to the bathroom stalls
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>>155419104
Just like in real life
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>>155419918
Would pol be the principal or the janitor who looks homeless
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>>155420111
>pol
/pol/ would be the crazy history teacher. The janitor would be a homeless guy who does it for free.
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>>155420111
Janitor who thinks he is principal. Has a shrine to Trump in his Closet and hates Gaijin.
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i really need to finish this
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I'm going to put thumbtacks in Moe-chan's shoes and scribble hateful words on her desk because she's attractive and kindhearted.

That'll show her.
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>>155420111
no no, everyone would be classmates with each other
>S1 with moot as class pres
>school is actually the internet
>/b/ known as the infamous delinquent
>episode where /l/ leaves town
>shit like that
that's the basic gist
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*raises hand*

I-I gotta go to the bathroom Sensei!
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>>155420522
*raises hand*

I-I gotta go peepee mumm- I-I m-mean sensei!
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>>155420409
>episode where homeroom teacher Snacks Sensei is fired
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>>155420409
/v/ could have two little brothers that eventually make it into high school. /vr/ and /vg/.
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>>155420605
>snacks is fired
;_;7
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which board is the MC though
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AND NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCED OUR NEW STUDENT!
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>>155420605
>episode where moot fucks Snacks for the duration of the episode
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>>155420773
jp of course!
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>>155413044
Class, please report to the nurse for penis inspection day
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>>155420700
>/a/ with his little sister /c/
>/c/ hangs out with /i/
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>>155420409
>/b/
>delinquent
more like the class retard
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Fuck homeroom, I'm going to the rooftop and take a nap.
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>>155419918
>>155420773
no one; everybody would get equal importance in the anime
maybe the first few scenes would have moot managing 4C, but after that, everyone's a main character
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>>155420983
Which board will be the creepy pedo that hangs around the school?
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>>155420983
I can imagine /a/ having a very large extended family because /a/'s parents would never use condoms and "if you keep on doing it like that I'll definitely get pregnant".
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>>155421112
isnt every board like that
>episode where all the guy boards attempt to infiltrate an elementary school
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>>155421025
t. Hirono
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>>155418687
Anon-nee please, I just want to hang out with my tomodachis
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>>155420950
Does anyone else think the new nurse looks a bit weird?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk
It is almost time.
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>>155421660
>Turns out all of the boards planned to shoot up the school
>Last episode turns into battle royale
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>>155422178
>/k/ is the first to die
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Can i sit near the girl with glasses?
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>>155422178
>/k/ is the final boss
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>>155413044
Alright class it's time for penis inspection day
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>>155419074
Cause democracy and shit.
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>>155421112
Every board. An all girls elementary school class visit the high school for a day. /b/ hides in the bushes to record them and discovers every other board has already staked out a claim.
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>>155422548
When was Kurisu removed?
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>>155422932
When they found out she was just a chuuni.
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>>155422693
More like overbearing Home Owner's Association if it was at school and made you participate in pointless shit like festivals and boring clubs.
The end of the day should be the end of the day dammit.
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Will we be able to kill sensei before we graduate?
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>>155420773
(you)
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>>155422548
Glad to see Mr.Piccolo made use of his driving license
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>>155422548
>janitor

RIP in peace
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>>155422548
>Ass. Dean
that was intentional was it
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>>155422548
>Rowing Team Captain
ara ara
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>>155422548
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>>155413044
I'm going to join the amusement club and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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Actually being allowed to chill on the roof is pretty dope.
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>>155423841
fuck off chinatsu
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Sensei, this girl stole my eraser again. Now she's making fun of meeeeee
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Can't we put P.E. lessons on hold for now?
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>>155423811
kek
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>>155417123
I bet you never watch Hyouka
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Someone go wake up Tanaka!
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Some of you guys are Okay..Dont go to Class tomorrow
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>>155414034
Hello autistics, I´m everyone.
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>try to go to class
>run into by 5 girls with toast in their mouths on the way to school
>magical girls fighting demons or aliens or some shit outside the building
>large orgy happening in classroom next to mine
>class on other side is having a murder fest
>sit in crappy seat near the back
>relationship drama and perverted humour happen every fucking day, can't focus
>pretty sure girl next to me is from another dimension
>entire school destroyed by lunchtime after battle
>still have loads of homework
I hate this country.
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Hey guys, let me copy your homework
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>>155424826
Im telling the discipline committee that your copying homework. Have fun staying episode faggot
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So guys, what should we do for the school festival? Haunted House or Maid Cafe?
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>>155424910
haunted neko maid cafe
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>>155424886
Fuck off nerd
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"Hey you got a problem with me bub"
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H....hh...hhhiii transfer student I'm yunyun please anyone be my friend for school I'll do anything so please be my friend!
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>>155425275
"I don't know... you tell me"
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All these girls are too old.
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>go to gym class
>see this
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>>155424826
I got you, anon.
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>>155425385
You're too tense Yunyun. If you're not careful, something like this could happen to you.
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>>155417769
underrated
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"Can I leave sensei"
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So Injou, we heard you and MC-kun had some "after school activities" the other day.
>>>/wsg/1621342
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Remove any Canadian students.
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>>155413044
Ah, you are mother fucker?
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>>155425932
Learn English before trying Japanese
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>>155413044
Guys watch me attempt to solve this puzzle i heard it can grant powers
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Sensei, how will you tell which Anonymous is which when grading the test?
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Can you girls please stop beating me up? It's not my fault you always trip and end up with your boobs in my face or exposing your pantsu. Seriously it's not my fault please stop it got old a long time ago.
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>>155425969
In Haruhi when they got rid of Asakura the excuse was that she was sent to "Canada"
hmm
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Man, the library is depressing here
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I wish anon-kun would ask already...
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>>155425997
There's nothing wrong with my English. What do you think I am; some third world ESL?
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>>155426219
What? Did you say something?
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>>155413708
Are you ok?
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>>155426247
Eh? No, of course not!
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Which one of you
BITCH
ASS
NIGGAS
Is looking for a grade A, top slot, primo
DOUBLE TEAMIN
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>>155420111
/pol/ is the toilet that never gets flushed
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So what did you guys think of the joint project we did with the /sp/ class?
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>>155426224
Please explain to me what an "Injou" is
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>>155426259
Yes I am gay!
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>>155426509
An injun ya redskin
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>>155426480
Hadn't been in /hoc/ in awhile so that was fun. Then the Flylels got eliminated and now I'm sad
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>>155426533
Oh geez. That tough.
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>>155426509
S-s-shut up. Like you've never made a mistake before?
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>supernatural stuff happens
Wow, did you see that, guys? What is this? Some sort of manga?
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How many fucking mysterious childhood friends are going to enroll into our school? The MC has at least 10 of them now, it's getting stupid.
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I heard there were a lot of pretty girls here
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Little /a/non Academia when?
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>>155426757
Dad, aren't you too old for school?
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>>155413906
*camera pans to view of sky*
BZZZZZTTTT BZ BZ BZZZZZZZzzzzzz
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Anon, do you have someone you like?
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>>155426850
Yes I do. This is Apple-chan, say something nice about her.
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"Hey, what happened to the guy next to me?"
>Oh, he won't be showing up for a while
"What happened?"
>That fucker thought he could get away with asking for sauce
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>>155426969
Hi Cleyton
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>>155426969
As a HUEfag, I can confirm our classes are like this.
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Raining at the end of day.
Wait I got my umbrella broken for getting rid of delinquents from a cute grill.
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I received a letter telling me to go to the back of the school after the class is over. What does it mean?
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>stares out at window
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>>155413044
Some of you weebs are okay, don't go to lunch.
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>>155427144
I-if you want to, we can go home together... My umbrella has enough space for both of us!
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>>155426850
anon-kun...
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>>155420773
The MC is never really revealed, and there's a one unclassified guy who always hangs out with the main group.

To balance this out, a few other people aren't really revealed till the last few episodes when they are randomly revealed as a side comment, i.e.: "Hey, was that s4s-san?"

The last episode then reveals that (You) are the MC, partaking in class 4C.
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So does anyone remember the names of the guys in the column by the door?
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>>155427222
Leave it to the white kid to shoot the place up and inconvenience everyone
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>>155427236
We could hang out at the karaoke after class, if you want.
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>>155427181
Anon got a mysterious love letter? What a scoop for the newspaper club!
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>>155427226
Oh thank goodness, need to get going no-
>Rain stopped
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>>155427275
It's ok, he'll break his arm on the first shot
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>>155414034
>using feminine pronouns to address yourself
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>>155426813
I don't care if Japs are superstitious, get a bug zapper or something to shut them up!
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>>155427245
Jack, Depp and Markovitch, I think...
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>>155427275
Yes, better to bottle it up and ultimately kill yourself out of shame. He'll go down in a blaze of glory, can you say the same slant eyes?
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>>155427298
Ah---

Well, at least we can walk home together, right?
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>>155427203
Ara ara anon-kun~, is my class not interesting enough?
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who the FUCK stole my locker shoes again?
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Fuck you guys I need to get to class! Stop blocking my way!
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>>155427397
g-gomen...
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MODS ANON BROUGHT HIS GAMEBOY IN CLASS
I was that kid
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>>155427322
You wish. Better get your kicks pumped up.
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>>155427467
>Eating at the speed of light thanks to this anon so I don't get caught
Fug u
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So what's up with those tripfags? Is there any point in them wearing a name tag like they're in grade school?
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>>155427538
They're transfer students from Redditland, please excuse their cancerous autism. The lack of censorship and Uber Liberal echo chamber disorients them.
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>>155427391
N-NO, SENSAI, I...I..WAS PAYING ATTENTION!
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>>155427293
S-singing is scary!
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>>155427706
But we can have lots of fun there, even if we're not singing...
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>draws pic related in notebook
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>>155422264
>>155422418
/k/ is in the background supplying all the others
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>>155427587
Is their school really ran that poorly? It was one of the schools I was considering attending but I had a senpai who went here, so I attended this school.
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>>155427756
>steals your notebook and draws this
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>>155426403
Oh, okay.
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>>155427784
I'm expecting /sci/ to bring homemade bombs.
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>>155427508
>implying the teacher won't believe the class rat
You fucked up when I saw you
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>>155427637
Then will you be kind and read the book from where we left off, please?
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>>155427858
Kek
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>>155427858
>grabs the notebook
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Hey anon kun it looks like that new bishoujo transfer student with unnaturally colored hair knows you, it's almost like you guys had an brief accidental sexual encounter before class and the tension between you too will lead to some tension that will be misunderstood by everyone but will eventually lead to you two becoming closer and her winning your heart making every other girl who likes you including your childhood friend just pointless harem fodder. But what do I know I'm just a side character.
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>>155427748
Like what?
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>>155427997
Teacheeeeeeeer! Anon is scribbling in my notebook!
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>>155427997
>>155427858
SENSEI, ANON 1 AND 2 KEEP STEALING MY NOTEBOOK!
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>>155413044

Sodomy. So much sodomy.
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>>155427997
>steals it from you
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>>155427328
Watashi is gender neutral though.
I mean you'll either sound like an old man or a faggy little fuckboy, but it's still technically gender neutral.
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Okay class, today we're going to talk about tatse.always make sure to refer to this chart. It won't steer you wrong.
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>>155428201
The fuck are you doing in my class
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>>155428240
Not homework
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>>155428240
a-ano...
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>>155428240
S-sorry sensei! I promise I won't do it again!
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>>155428240
Not listening to you're boring as hell lecture.
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Supplementary lessons time, bakatachi.
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>>155428299
>>155428300
>>155428306
>>155428351
Let me write something in their too
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>>155428445
Wh-what did he meant with this?..
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>>155428445
A formal challenge eh? I was just thinking it was time we settled this.
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>>155428445
Fuck you sensei, new page!
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>>155428574
Anon, you're just going to make things worse!
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>>155428608
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*Blocks your path*
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>>155428612
Trust me Anon#155428612, things are just getting interesting.
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>>155428685
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>>155428786
Sensei is nowhere to be seen. I bet he's plotting something.
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>>155428800
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>>155427637
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So, what club did anons join in?
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>>155428800
>tfw you still can't read moonrunes
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>>155428853
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>>155428853
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>>155428802
Let him plot all he wants. It'll make my victory all the more sweeter seeing his face when he realizes just how powerless he is against me.
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>>155428955
You'll end up getting detention!
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>>155428940
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Hey everyone, you guys like my new suit?
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>>155429015
Eh? I-I mean that sounds like a perfect setting for our final showdown. Ahahahahahahah.........haha...ha......
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>>155429153
You should behave yourself for now. Running away isn't cowardly, is just strategy! We need to fight the fight that we'll win. We'll strike when he least expects!
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I'm not feeling very well, someone please take me to the infirmary...
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>>155429093
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>>155428884
film club
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>>155429304
But anon, the nurse isn't in today
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>>155429362
You can nurse me if you want...
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>>155429370
But I'm not trained anon. That is a safety risk
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Stop bullying the assistant nurse. She's very important to me.
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>>155429317
Watching javs after school isn't considered film club.
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Guys, I'm gonna ask the anatomy teacher out to lunch. Wish me luck!
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>>155429310
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>>155428884
Anime club
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Wait, you mean to tell me that according to the class roster, literally EVERYONE is sitting in the back by tue window?
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>>155428884
Theres a club for otaku to get more exercise and stuff. They call it the spa.
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>>155429507
Didn't that club get disbanded by the committee though?
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>>155429518
yeah...
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Canadanon from last year, I'm the anon from Bulgaria! God, time passes fast.
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>>155428884
"Rape my face until i die" club.

I'm currently the only member though, so it doesn't do e a lotta good.
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>>155429450
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L7Qt7yMsqk
Herro, naisu to meet chu
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Zzzzz.... Zzzzz.... Zzzzz....
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>>155429234
Your concern is appreciated. Rest assured, I know what the stakes are. But I cannot back down at here. Imagine the damage to moral on all those who believe in me. This isn't just about me anymore. I must make a stand here or it'll never happen. Anon, I understand if you don't want to get caught up in this. If you keep away while I make this stand, I will completely underatand.
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Hey you guys I found some half priced Bento at the supermark-
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>>155419074
They aren't, it's an anime thing that doesn't represent real life. It's just that for plot purposes it's more dramatic and convenient to have teenagers be in a position of authority over other teenagers instead of having to deal with boring adults.
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>>155429713
I won't back down too. My concern is because you're my friend! And I want to fight side by side with my friends! When we're together, we're invincible!
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Hello fellow classmates, I am Shlomo from Israel. I look forward to learning and being friends with you goy- Wonderful people.
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>>155429823
Hello Slo-mo!
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>>155429823
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I wonder who's behind this post
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>>155429698
WAKE UP, ANIKI!
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>>155429847
Kyaaaaa~! It's Jiyuu-kun!
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もう十分です...
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HAHAHA. I MADE THE STUDENT ANNOUNCEMENTS PLAY ENGLISH ANIME SONGS.
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>>155429680
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>>155424769
And what is up with all the mysterious transfer students?
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>>155429773
Anon. I-I don't know what to say. I am touched. It would be an honor to ride out into battle with you. But I must want you. There may be no coming back from this. Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
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>>155429940
I`ve been skipping my classes.
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>>155429985
We need to fight for what is right! And even if you were the wrong one here, I'd never abandon a friend! Let's do this with the power of our friendship!
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>>155413044
I eat canned food! I'm such a baddass!
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>>155429975
What are you talking about goy-. Friend. Everything is perfectly normal, there's nothing mysterious with the transfer students.
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>>155413044
KKK meeting best part of the game

Shame I haven't been able to find it on video
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>>155414452
-BUN WOOOOOOOO
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>>155430234
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>>155430087
Well said. Then let's do this. And no matter the result, we will do together; as friends.
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>>155414034
Men say boku

Manly men say ore

Chicks say watashi/atashi
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>>155430281
feminine men say wagahai
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>>155430059
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>>155430281
>manly man say ore
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>>155430281
Make sure to say wagahai next time you visit japan
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>>155430362
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Dear diary:

On my recent exchange trip with the School of /a/ in japan, i have noticed many strange things about this school:

>everyone has strange hair colors and styles
>like seriously how is this natural your natural hair
>The occult club summons demons
>The Demons like to rape people in the storage room
>There were approximately 14 students that transferred in today, that's less than yesterday
>No less than 40% of this school has cat ears and a tail
>Its pretty much a 50/50 shot if a girl is actually a girl or a girl (male)
>The eyes are weird, like really weird.
>No i'm not being racist, they take up half their faces. Half of them don't even open them. Most of them don't match in color, and occasionally they have really tiny pupils

In short: This place is weird, but kinda charming in a way. Ill have to see what happens tomorrow i guess.
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>>155430281
>not referring to yourself with washi
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>>155430597
>not sessha
come on de gozaru
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>>155430281
>not using warawa
I love seeing people's reactions when I bust that out.
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>>155430547
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>>155430704
>de gozaru
>he doesn't end every sentence with de gozaimasu desuwa
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>>155430840
can someone translate moon runes for me?
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>>155424769
Do you think they're still going to make us take those cram classes? Didn't three people kill themselves last time?
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>>155430840
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>>155431156
>>155430840
>>155430547
>>155430362
>>155430059
>>155429940
>>155429680
>>155429450
PASSING NOTES IN CLASS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
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>>155431187
Who the fuck are you?
You aren't the teacher of this class.
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>>155413044
This lesson is boring. I'm gonna skip class.
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Sensei, I don't feel so well. Can I sleep in the nurse's office?
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>>155422548
> campus security head
> guidance counselor
> choir instructor
> sex education
My sides.
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>>155431799
Why don't you rest on my lap anon-kun? The beds are all occupied by the girls basketball team.
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>>155431799
Surely I'm not the only one who had a thing for the school nurses, right? I loved being physically examined them.
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>>155431894
by them*
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>>155421467
Nope.
Completely normal.
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>>155415789
I have the answer to our problem.
A secret weapon if you will.
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>>155430281
Why does L refers himself using watashiwa then?
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>>155431878
Well if the beds are taken, I guess I must. Itadakimasu!
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Are you feeling sick, anon-kun?
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>>155432098
maybe because L is a massive faggot?
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>>155432098
He's a fuccboi. Next question.
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>>155432098
Watashi is a neutral form of saying I ,used by both men and women. Women sometimes tend to use Atashi to be more feminine.
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>>155432098
Being formal and polite.
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>>155432202
>that
>erotic
Conservative clothing is better.
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>>155420156
>does it for free
Hooooo~ I see what you did there.
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>>155413044
Did you guys hear? A couple of guys from the basketball club gangraped the school council president, then said that if she didn't become their sex slave they would post pictures of her being raped online. She refused, so they posted them, but it turns out that since rape is illegal and those guys provided undeniable evidence of their crime, they've all been expelled and sent to juvie. Their lives have been ruined, but more importantly our team is missing its 5 star players, what are we gonna do? The big game against our rivals from the /fit/ academy is coming up.
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>>155422548
What engineering field is the best field?
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>>155422548
Who would be biotechnical engineer?
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>>155433166
We need to create proof against that slut and make it looks like it was a plot to incriminate our star players. We need to safe them from this destiny.
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転校生のアノンです。趣味は筋トレとまんがです。よーよしくる。。。じゃなくて、よろしくお願いします!
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>>155433988
There's nothing we can do. They blew it the moment they posted those pictures online for all to see as well as when they publicly bragged about how good the rape felt in the comments sections.
Plus, the student council's parents are rich, these morons picked the wrong girl to rape.
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>>155420156
>The janitor would be a homeless guy who does it for free.
Fuck I laughed so loud I woke up my neighbor
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>>155434132
>よーよしくる。。
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Why does everyone think that school swimsuits are sexy? I don't get it.
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>>155434152
What if we take pictures of their top players raping us and extort them?
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>>155434295
It's the closest you get to seeing them naked, since the swimsuits are plasterd right on their bodies and you can see all the curves and swell tits and stuff on the girls
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>>155434330
But I've heard guys say that they think that school swimsuits are sexier than bikinis, like what the fuck?
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>>155434363
For a lot of people the more that isn't shown while still suggesting is more of a turn on. I don't mean covering more = more attractive but that the idea of not seeing what's underneath but still seeing all the curves and the shape of their body is attractive.
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>>155430281
Watashi is gender-neutral. Atashi is feminine.
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Guys, I'm scared, it turns out that my parents, my best friend's parents, my childhood friend's parents and my rival's parents all went to the same class in this very school. And the stories they've told me about their youth are suspiciously similar to our situations. Like, it turns out that my father was in love with my love interest's mother and viceversa but they were unable to admit their feelings to one another, could the same thing be happening to me and her now?
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>>155434282
Keep reading anon. You just might get the joke.
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It's gonna be the school festival soon, and it's been decided we'll be a band! What anime songs should we sing?
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>>155433328
Obviously chem. Stable and good pay. Petroleum went to shit
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>>155413044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ncADFZgvnk
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>>155420823
EEEEEH?! You're that pervert who saw my bear-print panties this morning!
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>>155422548
>science
Heh
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ALL RISE
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>>155432098
Watashi is commonly used in a work setting.
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>>155417769
Top kek
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>>155419104
Kek, made me smile.
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>>155420156
>a homeless guy who does it for free
Holy shit, I lol'd
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>>155436585
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*sudden gust of wind*
KYAAA! Don't look pervert!
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>>155436837
Pretty pantsu anon
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>>155436898
P-pervert! I told you not to look, Anon!
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>spins pen habitually
Heh...
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>>155437058
Kakoiiiii...
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>>155413657
I hate fish.
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>>155420950
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
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>>155430855
>He doesn't repeat the last word of the sentence twice
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>>155422548
>campus tranposrt
Every fucking time. Makes me laugh every fucking time.
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>>155431156
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>>155422548
>telecommunications
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>>155424927
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>>155427222
Trips are a warning guys
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>>155438503
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>>155432464
Kuroko is more erotic
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>>155432202
No but my dick is, can you check it out?
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>>155433328
Does anyone have the song that was associated with this image in those old /a/ sound threads?
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>>155430798
>warawa

You got split personality there, anon-kun?
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*bullies some nerd*
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>>155443255
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Fuck off kid I'm the main character so I get the window seat.
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>>155443255
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Guys there's something off about our classmate Mechazawa
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>>155443587
What are you talking about? Mechazawa is a normal high school student!
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>>155443650
but i dont think he is wearing any pants
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>>155443587
Hey, don't try to start shit with Mechazawa! I heard he has to take care of his brother. It's a hard life.
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>>155443587

That's clearly a robot of some kind.
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155444106
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>>155422548
>Gender Discrimination
This never gets old. My sides.
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Can't believe this hasn't been posted.
Step up senpai.
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155444106
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>>155444412
>Today, on class /a/...

/a/
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>>155419381
It´s the same guy, he´s just a slow runner
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>>155444106
what? lay off the drugs anon, that's just our old friend Mechazawa!
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>>155444468

>>155419918
>>155420773
>>155421112

And so on.
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Anons, judging by how the girls in class treat me I think I'm a side character and the battles going around campus are scaring me. I'm not gonna die in some monster massacre scene, right? Help.
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>about to sit down in class
>suddenly 10/10 3DPD in a skirt bends over in front of me
>she's not wearing panties
>dick gets up
>don't want to fuck 3D but a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
>loudly say "It can't be helped" and whip out my 12 incher and thrust it in
>she doesn't stop me because she knows I'm a fucking sex pro alphamensch
>I'm going like a fucking piston
>professor walks in, and she's like 80 but I can tell her cunt is getting wet watching the two of us go at it like primates
>whole class stands around and cheers us on
>I tell her I'm about to cum because I don't want to interrupt class
>she begs me not to cum inside, it's a dangerous day
>class starts chanting to cum inside
>I believe in democracy so I let out the biggest load in the history of mankind into her
>I pull out my dick and she falls to the floor
>she says I better take responsibility
>everyone comes up and starts high-fiving my dick
>just an average day
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>>155428884
Lucha club.
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>>155428884
The going home club.
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>>155428884
the git gud club
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>>155422548
>Touma
>Telecommunications
>Landscape
>Customer Relations
>Debt Financing
>Arts
>Child Care
>Janni
>Piccolo
>Bocu
>Shinji
This is a gold mine of humor. LGBT Alliance should be updated to the prison hero from One Punch Man, its better. Change Vash to Botany, Rozen Maiden to Home Economics, the American captain in GuP to American West, and its perfect.
Don't anyone really update it, though.
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>>155431946
As for your penis...
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>>155426969
Wassup homie.
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