No wait

Strange? No. You're basic as fuck.

>>155409644
Nope, quite the opposite, you're exactly as you're supposed to be.

>>155409644
Yes. She is a fictional creature

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>>155409644
Yes, any sane creature realizes that Asuka is better

>>155409644
Not strange, you're a good person anon. Rei is the best Evangelion girl, and people will hate Rei and you for it.

>>155411379
>Any sane person realizes the crazy bitch is better
Nope.

>>155411379
This

/thread

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>>155412376
>9 posts
>8 IP's
Pathetic samefag, lad.

>>155411379
>sane
>wants a crazy bitch that only is into chads

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>>155411379
Misato>Rei>Asuka
cannot be argued

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>>155412544
Uh-huh, Misato "Literally Hitler" Katsuragi? Or was it the Misato "I fuck kids" Katsuragi?

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>>155412602
never committed genocide
never slept with anyone but best boy
guilty of nothing but stealing my heart

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>>155409644

>>155412602
>>>>>>>>>Rebuilds

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>>155412882
that's not how Rei smiles faggot

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>>155412376
>/threading your own post

>>155409644
You're degrade into a Reifag, that's dangerous might need to get antiautism injections.

>>155412602
>Uh-huh, Misato "Literally Hitler" Katsuragi? Or was it the Misato "I fuck kids" Katsuragi?

You just listed why she is the boldest anime character in the history of japanese animation.

She is a far better leader than hitler and possibly even Stalin.
A woman who does what needs to be done.
And she's also a total babe.

>>155409644
autist

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>>155412979

Rei is best girl

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>>155409644
She's cute so it's fine.

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>>155412544

>>155409644
It is like caring about some weird background character that reoccurs every other episode.

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>>155420238

>>155409644
Considerin that she's a 5 billion year old demi-god alien,that can't into human emotions, had it's soul split and a part stuck in a humanoid abomination body.
I'd guess yeah, your choice of romantic investment is questionable.

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>>155420268
Because she's a shitty toilet plot device who becomes redundant in the light of Asuka's perfection?

>>155420373
She's also a toilet

>>155420238
sure means a lot coming from a dumpster fire lover

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>>155420385
It was Asuka who got flushed into the bottom of a body of water because she had no other use

>>155420507
sure means a lot coming from a self-eater lover

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>>155420385
But Asuka is only into men who are chads, she would never be into you.

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>>155420594
oh shit

>>155420594
Rei never ate Asuka

>>155420743
Well, duh. No one would ever eat shit.

>>155420633
I'm alpha as fuck m8, redpilling toilet loving nu-males

>>155420789
Rei would, but """she""" doesn't count as a person>>155420138

Rei only eats herself

>>155420871
As you stated, Rei never ate asuka, thus Rei never ate shit, because Asuka is shit, that got flushed down a pipe once Nerv excreted her. Asuka an institutional bowel movement.

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"Rei is best girl"

>>155421008
Rei = shit

Therefore, Rei eats herself

>>155421104
Asuka is shit, therefore you like shit.

>>155421143
>N-NO U
Not an argument

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Rei literally eats Asuka's shit.

>>155421289
No U.

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>>155421058
"Misato is best girl"

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>>155420818
>alpha as fuck
>has a waifu on /a/

yeah sure, even if you say you are a normalfag, I don't believe you.

I didn't read the thread but I am just here to say that Misato is the best girl in EVA

Kaworu is best girl (male)

no homo

>>155422525
Actually you're quite homo.

>>155422856
Kaworu is for platonic "friendship" only

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>>155423197
why do you put friendship in quotes? I feel like you're trying to mislead me.

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>>155413076
>you're home alone with rei
>you ask he so what do you want to do
>she looks at you like that

out of character? maybe.
hot? definitely.

>>155423197
friendship in quotes makes you homo.

>>155423403
It's such a shame toilets don't have facial expressions

>>155423350
>>155423405
I said platonic therefore it is not homo, sorry.

>>155423934
Plato was pretty homo.

>>155409644
That's normal

>>155409644
She will betray you...

>>155427506
She doesn't betray those who love her, she betrays those who mean to use her. She'd die for those who love her.

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>>155427547
Anon...

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>>155427506
>>155427547
>>155427646

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>>155427688

>>155427646
>>155427688
Not a betrayal, they were training, started complimenting each other but shinji couldn't stay focused with the tasked at hand and got hit for it, she was concerned once it happened.

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>>155421414
Not an argument, Asuka would throw you in the trash without a second thought. She's a cruel person with a heart of ice.

>>155427646
>using shink ikari raising project as source for rei's character

okey dokey

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>>155427956

>>155409644
I was just like you, op. I even went to a maid cafe in Tokyo where I could see a Rei cosplayer.

I don't know if my taste has changed in the meantime. I used to like the quiet girl type but now I don't know if I would go for Asuka instead. Maybe not.

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>>155428218
I'm pretty sure people were friendly to her, she even gets nice meals every day and is still violent and insulting to that nice boy who cooks for her.

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>>155428490
girls need to eat

>>155428746
If I was Shinji I would tell her "FUCK OFF AND COOK YOURSELF!" and I would do it until she was nice to me.

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Asuka and Shinji are the one true pairing.

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>>155429018
Asuka and Shinji COULD have been the ONE TRUE PAIRING but Anno and Sadomoto are pretty bad at writing a romance.

Instead its depicted as one sided on Shinji's part, he's attracted to Asuka but he's terrified of her at the same time. Asuka hates him and just sees his feeling for her as an opportunity to manipulate him and get even with Misato for Kaji. Thus turning him gay.

Asuka truly has the heart of ice!

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>>155429018
They make such a nice couple.

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>>155420186
>>155420238
Thank you mods, god Asukafags are worthless pieces of shit

>>155428746
>implying guys don't need to eat

no excuse to being a bitch to everyone

>>155409644
WHEN WILL IT END?

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Rei is a doll and not a real character.

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>>155432775
Asukafags have an NTR fetish or they just like being abused, Kaworufags are either gay or women. This describes Anno pretty well.

>>155409644
Rei is best girl. Can't be helped.

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>>155432836
There is NOTHING gay about thinking Kaworu is attractive

>>155432841
I guess autism cure can help

>>155433185
I bet you also think traps aren't gay, am i rite?

>>155433396
the cure for autism is a vaccination
:^]

>>155432775
Wasn't the whole point of the show that all the women were horrible and not meant to be in relationships? Rei isn't a real person and Asuka has both daddy and mommy issues. The adult characters all have their own baggage, and it's the end of the world so it doesn't even fucking matter. I hate both Reifags and Asukafags.

>>155433513
>Wasn't the whole point of the show that all the women were horrible and not meant to be in relationships?
Nope. quite the opposite: That no matter how messed up they are by themselves it's better to reach out to each other. But sure, go ahead and misunderstand eva.

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>>155433419
Because they're not.
Appreciating another man's beauty is just about the most manly, heterosexual thing you can do.
The Greeks had it right.

>>155433586
The greeks were the faggiest culture of the ancient world and so are you.

>>155433513
So you're saying that best girl is Kaworu

>>155433558
As friends, sure, but romantically I don't think anything would have worked out at all.

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>>155433605
Best girl is obviously Shinji

>>155433647
Homo

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>>155433658
You must be a homo if you don't want to fuck this

>>155433700
Homos will burn in hell you know.

>>155433718
But God is the biggest homo around

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>>155433558
Is that why all the women turned Shinji gay? How each woman was just a different shade of gray and how Kaworu was portrayed as the perfect being?

Asuka and Misato fail pretty badly as women, desu.

>>155433754
Kawuggu ain't perfect, just a shitty mary sue character.

>>155433779
I'm not denying that, Kaworu was the one character who had no character flaws while the women all had the worst and unbearable (although realistic) character flaws. Anno's message was that women are terrible people and its better to go gay.

>>155433779
>he's not actually perfect, he's just WRITTEN perfect

>>155433754
Didn't Shinji have sex with Rei during 3rd impact?
I'll say he's bicurious or bi at most.
He was just a naive teen who got taken advantage of by a predatory piano enthusiast.

>>155433817
Author intending to make him come across as perfect ≠ actually being perfect. Kaworu was a shitty character that only made everything worse. Only homos and fujos like him and that's because they'll take any retardation as long as they get pandered to.

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>>155433875
Kaworu was there to make Asuka looks worse, so I'd say he did his job very well.

>>155433868
Clearest proof he isn't completely gay is that he faps to Asuka.

>>155433956
A dry piece of shit could do that. Not much of an accomplishment.

>>155420385
Toilet>Asuka

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>>155409644
She's just so full of life.

>>155432775
Doll or Toilet still better than Asuka

>>155434126
>hfw you ask her to go down on you

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Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual. He only ever had sexual fantasies about women.

>>155433868
Don't listen to fujos it's clear he's straight.

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>>155433868
-He pushed Rei out of him
-This is what his face looks like when Asuka rides him
Fucking fag.

>>155433978
>fapping to the manliest character in the cast

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>>155434332
And of course this when he sees Kaworu

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>>155434388
Why does Anno spread this homosexual propaganda? I thought this was supposed to be a Christian show.

Gendo is purest

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>>155434435
Steins Gate is shit and so is your taste in waifu

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>>155420385
Asuka is so sexy and yet she's a horrible person, what a conflicting feeling. Why is this so?

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>>155434478
>calls other waifu shit
>is an asukafag

Is there a bigger oxymoron?

>>155434565
Asuka is objectively the best girl and Steins Gate is absolute dogshit

>>155434360
The most badass character on the show is Misato

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>>155422525
Yes, Kaworu is best girl (male) and Shinji is best girl, and they belong together.

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>>155434575
>worst girl
>hates on popular franchises just to be cool and hip

Nice sophisticated opinion you got there mister, allow to tip my fedora to you.

>>155434648
But how can they belong if two males can't be together?

>>155434688
But I said there that they're best girl (male) and best girl. Nothing homosexual about a boy and girl being together.

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>>155434688
You genderbend one of them

>>155434667
No one here likes Steins Gate because it's trash and everyone here likes Asuka because she's not.

>>155434360
In the scripts he fapped thinking of women and women only. I'm pretty sure this was Anno's personal revenge on yaoi fangirls.

>>155434720
It a girl (male) is not an actual girl (female), penis at birth is the determining factor.
>>155434723
That may work, but why not genderbend Kaworu?

>>155429583
You mean one sided on Asuka's part, she loves her but he doesn't.

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>>155434762
Because Shinji is the girlier faggier one of the two

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>>155434762
If they genderbent Kaworu everyone would become obsessed with her

>>155434778
But Kaworu is much faggier than Shinji, Shinji's just weak willed and shy

>>155434575
>auska best

Let's examine that statement for a second

Rei saves the world and auska does nothing
Rei is better than auska

Rei pilots her Eva for other people auska pilots hers for herself
Rei is better than auska

Rei saves people when piloting her Eva auska is saved by other people when piloting hers
Rei is better than auska

Rei puts effort into cooking auska puts less effort into hers
Rei is better than auska

Rei selflessly auska acts selfishly
Rei is better than auska

I could go on but you get the idea

Liking auska isn't wrong but saying she is better than Rei is ethically wrong.
You are committing an injustice by saying that auska is best girl and you know it, this makes your actions not just incorrect but also evil.

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>>155434823
Haha, no. Shinji is way faggier and more feminine, even the girls in the show agree.
But that's just the way I like him.

>>155434848
But you're just projecting then
Shinji is a fearless hero who'll sacrifice himself for others, he's just shy.
Kaworu on the other hand is a faggy bishounen with feminine looks who likes to touch hands and be fabulous.

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>>155434744
If that's true, why is there always threads on it with 200+ posts every day? Its always mentioned in top romances on threads on /a/, okabeXkurisu is top tier, and all the girls are great. So its doing something right.

Asuka is worst girl because she is unhinged and only prefers alpha men. She is also very violent and abusive to her teammates. At least with Rei she'll treat you right and she'll be loyal to those who love her. Why do you think they made Shikinami?

>>155434881
Dumb Reifag

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>>155434877
>a faggy bishounen with feminine looks
You only think that because you're attracted to him. Fag.

Kaworu is smug, confident, and millions of girls/boys around the world want to suck his dick.
Shinji is shy, bashful, and millions of girls/boys around the world want to put him in dresses.

Shinji is definitely a hero and strong to put his life on the line so many times, but you can't deny his feminine side either. He's the one that blushes at Kaworu, not the other way around.

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>>155434896
My waifu isn't even Rei, and so it gives me a non-biased perspective. I don't even hate any of the eva characters, except for Kaworu of course. I appreciate them all in certain ways.

>>155434945
You're biased because you keep putting Asuka down and favoring Rei

>>155434945
No one cares about Steins;Gate or your waifu.

>>155434812
That looks hot, would rape.
Just imagine raping Femworu. As you violently pull her beautiful silver hair and she squeaks and begs you to stop. You then proceed to tear apart her uniform and reveal her pale perky breasts. You squeeze her throat and tell her to shut it. As she softly cries, tears flowing down her slightly red cheeks, she feels your lips softly touching her own. You then caress her cheek, wiping her tears, and tell her you're sorry for being so rough. She looks at you shocked at first, but then she relaxes a bit and starts softly crying again and calling you names. You stroke her hair and tell her how much of an idiot you are, how you want to understand and love her and how much sorry you are, now realizing what a terrible thing you just attempted. You help her dress up again, giving her your own shirt instead of her torn one. You take her hand and walk her home, as you walk along the road, she tells you how tired she is after what happened and you offer her a piggyback ride. You feel her fall asleep while you effortlessly carry her on your back. The sun is nowhere to be seen now.

>>155434960
Not him but
Rei is better than auska so it would be unjust to say that something with worth is equal to something that is worthless

>>155434960
That's not bias, that's being factual

>>155434960
Here is one: I think Asuka is better looking than Rei and has more emotion.

>>155434970
I don't recall ever mentioning that in my post.

>>155434934
But that's not true. A feminine person, or a fag for that matter would never end up how Shinji did. Blushing at a guy? It was just for that episode. I guess you've never seen a shy teenage boy before.

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>>155434992
What the fuck, anon

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>>155435047
Shinji is feminine though. That's why Misato and Asuka keep telling him to man up throughout the series.
Even the staff admit it.

>I guess you've never seen a shy teenage boy before.
I have. And they're usually called fags for acting the way they do.

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>>155434992
This is exactly why Anno made Kaworu a boy.
Too many otaku would jerk off to him otherwise.

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>>155434934
Shinji is the fujobait character now, he's only ever paired with Kaworu. Kaworu is rather popular on his own without him.

>>155435037
I can support this claim of yours and will make no act to debunk it, however I personally think Rei is better looking than auska, has more emotion and grows in a more positive way during the series.

>>155434992
Do you give her eggs on the morning of the day after?

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>>155435147
Because girls want to fuck Kaworu, not Shinji.

Shinji looks to much like a girl for them. They'd rather self-insert as him to pretend Kaworu is fucking them.

>>155435122
Plenty of otakhomos do anyway.

>>155435174
Just think about how many little Jap boys became sexually confused because of Kaworu

>>155434992
(Cont.) You get her home and wake her up as you carefully lower her on a bench near her apartment block. She rubs her still red eyes and looks at you questioningly. You smile at her and tell her she can resume her sleep once you confirm she's home and safe. She blushes a bit and asks you if you want to have some tea with her. You are amazed at how friendly she is after what you've tried. You nervously nod and take her hand as she leads you inside. Once you're at her place, parents absent, she tells you to make yourself comfortable and leaves for kitchen. You hear her warming up water and taking out a tea set. As you look inside, you see her working near the stove, her moves are feminine and gracious, in her every move you can sense her virginity, her innocence, which was shaken earlier this day by your ruthless act. You understand why you wanted to have sex with her so badly. You also understand that you're a piece of shit for doing so.

>>155435271
eggs moutherfurker

>>155435155
By emotion I mean Asuka's being overly sensitive, compared that to Rei who is always calm and rational to every problem. She also gives great advice to everyone once in a while.

As for looks, the red is more eye opening to me, contrast of colors.

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>>155434992
>>155435271
Delete this.
Keep going.

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>>155435447
why?

>>155435271
(Cont.) She comes into living room with tea set and gently puts it on the table. She sits next to you and shyly looks at her hands in her lap. You taste the tea and compliment her good work, to which she blushes furiously and tells you how much she enjoys making tea, discovering new tastes, mixing them up. You understand how much of a dedicated and ambitious person she is as your conversation slips to cooking, from cooking to school, from school to what she plans in the future. You feel even more guilty for what you've tried to do earlier. As you finish your tea, you look gloomily at your hands and feel yourself tearing up. She asks what's wrong and you just collapse on the floor crying and shaking, trying to for an apology for her. As you try to get up from your miserable position, you feel her hands on your cheeks. You look up and see her sitting on her knees, looking at you with a warm smile. Shocked, you can't even say anything in response. She hugs you as tight as a small teenage girl can and tells you she frogives you. As she strokes your hair you hug her back and shakily ask why. You feel her embrace tightening and she tells you things you would've never accepted about yourself in a different situation. She tells you she understands how fragile your heart is, how angry on the world you sometimes are, how much you want to love and be loved, yet you distance people from yourself, because you're afraid of being abandoned and betrayed. She tells you how much she loves you, because she knows that deep down you're a good person who wants to be needed in this world. You start crying furiously at her words, because at this moment you know that you've finally found a person who understands who you are, yet still loves you nevertheless. You fall asleep in her nads this evening. As you slip into your dreams, you smile, feeling her warm breath on your neck. You both know that since this moment you're going to be happy.

>>155435306
As to emotion I honestly feel that Rei is the more emotional character, she gets angry and lashes out violently and she gets sad and cries. Rei reflects on her actions and the actions of others and grows from them while auska only ever cares about herself and then gets depressed because other people didn't care enough about her and how she didn't meet the expectations for herself that she places for other people

>>155435577
>You fall asleep in her nads this evening
hands*
Damn, can't even write properly.

>>155434992
If Kaworu was a girl at least Shinji would want to fuck him(her)

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>>155435568
TOO FAR

>>155435640
>>155435447
>>155435061
>>155434812
Post more, girl Kaworu is hot

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>>155435640
nope.

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>>155435671

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>>155435700

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>>155435634
Shinji wants his body, that's why he got a boner from holding his hand in the drafts.

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>>155435750
Try this one on for size. You have to make sure the background is replaced, too.

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>>155435671

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>>155412882
she's just practicing

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>>155435800
Fuggin slut.
Doesn't he know Kaworu is a pure heterosexual?

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>>155435805
>make sure the background is replaced
ok

>>155435800
>in drafts
In the final version his love is pure

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>>155435838
I meant you had to redraw the cake you poophead

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>>155435819

>>155435584
That's the one good thing about Rei, she actually went through character development. Asuka on the other hand remained the same from beginning to end.

I don't get why Anno hates Rei's popularity so much, he did a good job with it.

>>155435852
That's gay.

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>>155435825

>>155435825
Kaworu would never go out with a homo faggot like Shinji, that's why he made him kill him the next day. He was afraid of Shinji's obsessive stalker tendencies.

>>155435925
That's why he rejected his yandere fag ass in the drafts.
Kaworu is the 2D Anime version of Pence.

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>>155435857
Well I ain't bothering with that.

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>>155435941
I'm just trying to help you practice your photoshop skills

>>155434992
>>155435271
>>155435577
H-hot and warm
>ywn have an irl story like this

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>>155435976
this isn't about ps

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>>155436035
Mediocre desu.

>>155435976
Imagine femworu sucking Shinji's balls
Hnnnnng, would make the best doujins, like the ones Kuro Tengu makes

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>>155436035
I'm sorry.

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>>155436081
I'd prefer them as futanari

>>155436098
You're improving, anon-kun.

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>>155436081
There's a lot of femShinji with male Kaworu but sadly not the opposite.

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>>155436120
thanks

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>>155436141
Because Shinji looks and acts more like a girl than Kaworu

>>155436144
You're welcome.

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>>155409644

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>>155436120
I didn't realize it was futa, cut off the other head.

>>155436161
>Shinji looks and acts more like a girl than Kaworu
He acts shy
And Kaworu looks much more like a froggy girl

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>>155436170
kek

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>>155436161

>>155436141
FemShinji is hot, I'd waifu her.

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>>155436228

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>>155436243
You forgot the speech bubbles senpai

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>>155436288
>You forgot the speech bubbles senpai
Please forgive me

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>>155436360

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>>155436516

>>155436546
You're not even trying anymore.

>>155436615
was I at any point?

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>>155436627
But I wanted you to.

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>>155436634
too bad

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>>155436659
Thanks for spending time with me for this long anon-kun, it's been fun

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>>155436704
My life's biggest regret is that you seem to have enjoyed this.

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>>155436769
Of course I did, it's the most fun I've had all day.

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>>155436801
that's so sad. So, I feel better now.

Rei thread
Asukafags show up and Reifags beat the fuck out of them
Kaworufags show up and Reifags ignore them
Asukafags fuck off and Reifags stop posting leaving Kaworudoublefags to run wild

Do Reifags care more about hating asuka than they do about Rei?

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>>155436836
I'm glad. When you're happy, I'm happy.
That's what friends are for!

>>155436849
The Reifags got banned, look at the deleted posts

>>155436895
Makes sense.
Thank you sempai

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>>155436849
I'm a Reifag
>>155436895
Those were from the Asscuck shitposter.
>>155436873
But I hate you. it's why I'm here.

>>155436849
>Reifags beat the fuck out of them
>that language
>that sentence
So are all reifags powerfantasizing manbabies from Reddit?

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>>155436995
But if you hated me you wouldn't go through all this effort to spend time with me.
So you must be tsun. That's pretty cute.

>>155436995
Do you enjoy sucking male buttholes, anon?
You sound like you enjoy sucking male buttholes

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>>155437035
that wasn't my intention but a side effect, I wasn't here for you, I was here to behead kaworus

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>>155436704
>>155436769
>>155436801
>>155436836
You guys are so tsun, almost like a living incarnation of Karl and Shaun.
Adorable

>>155437033
Yes, what did you expect

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>>155436995
Thank you for your service

I don't have any rare Rei pics that an august fellow like yourself wouldn't already possess so please enjoy a poor resolution classic

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>>155437105
make no mistake, there's no dere.

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>>155437081
It's okay, I treasure our friendship anyway.

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>>155437135
You're so moe

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>>155437081
Do this one

>>155437158
Link?

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>>155437144
That makes one

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>>155437135
C-cute.
You're actually Shaun.

>>155437033
I'm still here

Refute my argument

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>>155437158

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>>155437188
No, rest assured I treasure it too. You're not alone, anon-kun.

>>155437186
That's classics, bitch! Нou should know that, blyat!

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>>155437164
job's done already
>>155437200

Infancy is loving Rei
Childhood is realizing Asuka is better
Adolescence is thinking you were a fool to like anyone but Misato

Adulthood is understanding that eva is fucking garbage.

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>>155437235

>>155437263
But Cassino has too much Karlshaun doujins and I don't know the exact one :-(

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>>155437215
Why did you censor Shaun's shirt?

>>155437202
I see no argument
Just autism

>>155437284
transcendence into a higher plane is realizing childhood is the wisest age.

>>155435873
Pure platonic love

>>155437306
I don't know what you mean, I'm just cutting kaworu heads

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>>155437302
Well now you have an excuse to read them all over again

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>>155437302
Just reread them all then.

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>>155437401

>>155437370
>>155437446
Aw
You're so cute today. I wonder what happened?

>>155437324
Cool then maybe next time you can read the thread instead of just shitposting.
But I'm glad you had fun throwing around terms you learned from reddit but don't actually understand.

Nice to meet you i hope to beat the fuck out of you again soon

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>>155437466
He wanted an excuse to save a bunch of Kawoshin pictures to his computer

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>>155437490
Make no mistake they're all going int the trash as quickly as they're done.

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>>155437528
Suuuure, anon, sure.

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>>155437490
That must be it. Well then, who are we to deny him the pleasure?

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>>155437378
>>155437401
Fine, I have nothing else to do.

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>>155437577
>>155437577

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>>155437577
Exactly my thinking.

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>>155437603
Tell me what you prefer then: genderbender, KarlShaun, Kawoshin, QKawoshin, chibis, crossdress?
I'll deliver to the best of my abilities.

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>>155437579
Thank you for posting best girl, I made it 200% better thanks to that.

>>155437687
That's disgusting
Do people not realize animeworu would never do such a thing?

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>>155409644
>toiletsexual degenerate
Into the gas chamber you go.

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>>155437605

>>155437705
I nearly puked anon. Stop posting shit ITT.

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>>155437687
I think he'd like some Rei x Kaworu

>>155437708
They're projecting their faggotry onto heterosexual Kaworu

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>>155437708
Oh no, don't start that. We are having so much fun as it is.

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>>155437687
>Tell me what you prefer then
Rei
>I'll deliver to the best of my abilities.
hope you're a man of your word.

>>155437743
Don't you see OP post? This thread is already shit, so no harm done.

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>>155437778
What Anime is this cute 100% straight vaginaloving boy from?

>>155437788
了解。

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>>155437753
This picture was so fucking hot when I was a kid.

>>155437708
People like to portray him as some sexual deviant when he's anything but.

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>>155437778

>>155437753
>I think he'd like some Rei x Kaworu
PS. Oh, I actually do enjoy that

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>>155437753
Here you go desu

>>155437826
Because they're gay for him

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>>155437753
>I think he'd like some Rei x Kaworu
Too bad. I don't have that.

>>155437788
Here is one for free, just because you're being so damn cute today.

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>>155437824
>>155437864
Good taste. Adam x Lilith is god-tier. Literally.

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>>155437813
>了解。

>>155437865
Imagine raping that Rei. Her soft, pale skin. Mhmmmm

>>155437865
Too cute, this one gets a pass.

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>>155437908
Kaworu won't let you harm his waifu

>>155437934
I'd rape him too then

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>>155437952
You can't rape an alien god.

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>>155437977
Of course you can.
Karl is for bullying.

>>155437865
Who is that on his shirt?

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>>155437900
>god-tier. Literally.
Literally. There's some strong appeal about two gods getting sexy with each other.
>>155437934

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>>155438029
You're a patrician. I may have been born to meet you.

>liking Rei

Untermensch beta shit.

>>155438017
Che Guevara

>>155438017
fidel castro

>>155438017
Bob Marley

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What is this thread though?

Some kind of tsun mating games between Kaworufags and the Reifag?

>>155438017
john lennon

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>>155438110
It's just funposting

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>>155438110
I was beheading kaworus, but then people started posting K+R my one weakness and I don't know any more.

>>155438029
For some reason Asuka x Kaworu makes me mad as hell, but I can tolerate him with Rei. But I think Rei would be more annoyed by him than anything.

Reminder that Shinji is heterosexual

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>>155438153
But you hate Kaworu, why would you pair your waifu with him?

>>155438165
I think she'd be confused by him, but I weirdly enough Unlike their FAR namesakes,I think they'd make a pretty good couple. I think he'd make Rei's best aspects bloom. Like with this pic >>155438140 I can see something like that actually being representative of their dynamic.

>>155438217
Kryptonite, even I don't know.

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>>155438165
In spinoffs chibi Rei has a crush on him and then there's this

Lilith was Adam's first wife in biblical texts, after all

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So Reifag ships KaworuxRei
wew
I-I don't even know anymore.

>>155438165
>For some reason Asuka x Kaworu makes me mad as hell
Maybe because they never even met, he just took her place, and then his clones proceeded to feed on her... On second thought, I quite like that.

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>>155438165
>Asuka x Kaworu makes me mad as hell
Because you don't want to see the chad steal your waifu

>>155438357
But it's Kaworu who's my waifu.

>>155438073
>Untermensch

If youre referencing Nietzsche you are legitimately retarded as in you have failed to develop

Perhaps you should actually watch Evangelion before posting in an eva bait thread.
I would also suggest reading thus spoke zarathustr before you reference it but it's probably too deep for you so I'll just give you the cliff notes;

Ubermensch = above human =super ego = Rei
Mensch = human = ego = shinji
Untermensch = less than human = id = auska

>>155438425
Fuck off Shinji

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>>155438425
>Implying Asuka isn't the chad that will take him from you.