Do you want to be Kazuma?

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>>155407908
No I want to be this guy.

>>155407908
>manlet

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>>155407908
Yes. I just want that Megumin.

>>155407908
I want to marry Wiz

I want to fug Megumeme

>/a/ self-inserts as a asshole NEET manlet
Why am I not surprised?

yes.

>>155407908
Axel Town is pretty comfy.

>>155407908
No Australia seems terrible

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You can become a character but you can't be Kazuma. Which girl do you become?

I want to abuse Aqua and make Darkness watch.

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>>155408004
>I just want that Megumin.
Oh heck yeah boy!

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>>155407908
I just want this cheat item.

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>>155408314
Megumin's кот.

>>155408314
Dust.

Imagine being Kazuma and sleeping with Aqua in that stable. As she drifts into sleep, you start gently stroking her blue hair. She somehow smells a bit like chloride but it's still very feminine and enjoyable. Already feeling stiffness in your pants, you softly kiss her on the cheek and start caressing her breasts through her shirt. At this moment she wakes up and what's next?

>>155409174
May as well keep going, she'll learn to like it. Maybe.

>>155409174
realize I'm in some retard's fantasy and completely out of character

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>>155409174
Start singing the SpongeBob Squarepants Opening song. Watch her dagger-eyes the next morning.

>>155409995
you seem to be a great guy to hang out with

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>>155410045
thanks anon I really appreciate that

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>>155409995

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>>155408314
Vanir

>>155408314
Aqua since she has the worst personality. Then I'd make sweet yuri love with Megumin.

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Wow.. these are som good megamans bro

>>155410772
I chose Dust, but dammit.
>I'd make sweet yuri love with Megumin
I hadn't thought of that.

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>>155411312
not thinking of megumin first
disghusting

>>155408314
Iris so she technically won't exist with her shitty personality

>>155408314
Chomusuke

>>155408314
Some random background character that never gets any screentime.

>>155412022
OOOH!

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>>155408314
Darkness.

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>>155412022
Blue = Christian
Come on man

>>155407908
>dies
>shits himself on his deathbed
>even parents laugh at him
no

I want to become Eris-sama.

>>155412198
>has a harem of 10/10 girls
>is a decent fighter and a good leader
>can probably humiliate you in public

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>>155407908
Only if I could join a better group.

>>155408314
I want to become Cecily. That'd make one less scumbag in fantasy Australia, and I could do the scissors with Megumin and Aqua.

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>>155407908
No, I'd be myself and ask for a fully-crewed and loaded White Base.
I then bomb the crap out of the devil king and his stupid barrier and get back to my goddamn burger-eating regular life.

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anyone that didn't say artisan weaver-san is unequivocally wrong

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>>155407908
Yes. I want to romance the crazy explosion girl.
>>155412325
>bringing the entire white base
>not just a red zaku

>>155412157
It's been posted a couple times before.

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Why are Megufags so depraved? Why do they lewd their waifu so much?

>average waifufag
>"She is so pure! I want to pat her head and tell her she is cute!"

>average Megufag
>"She's such a slutty little sex kitten! I want to rail her tiny body against a wall while her feet can't touch the ground and cum on her eyepatch!"

>>155408314
Best goddess Eris.

>>155412492
But we also want to pat her head and tell her explosions are nice.

>>155407908
Only if i get to hang out with Chomesuke.

>>155412492
dont get it either how can annyone want to do anything but cuddle with Megumin is beyond me

>>155407908
yes

>>155412437
I'm not taking any chances.
>recruit some newtypish scrubs from the populace
>throw them in the simulator for a month
>deploy the entire RX line-up as a death squad

I'd probably pilot the Gundam myself after dumping all my points into perception and use device/operate vehicle

>>155412054
This guy gets it.

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>>155412668
>newtypish scrubs
You won't find any. Konosuba has no special snowflakes in the general populace, the only special ones are the cheaters from Japan. You're better off bringing some OP MS like the Turn A and learning to pilot it yourself.

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>>155412492
>Why are Megufags so depraved?
The only thing.

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>>155412153
This is quite possibly the best art of Darkness in existence.

That Konosuba game has viruses fyi get rid of it whenever you can.

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>>155412868
I want to wear it.

>>155412254
>has a harem of 10/10 girls
Does he? Who are they?

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>>155412970

>manlet
>tiny dick
>dating a loli
>surrounded by retards

No thanks.

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>>155412347

>>155413017
Those are the 3 stooges, who are these 10/10?

>>155412066
This.

>>155413079
>that doujin where he self-inserts as Kazuma fucking Megumin
Fun stuff.

Haha no I'd be Kirito and warp the world around my own power fantasy.

Do I get to marry Aqua?

>>155413205
You'd have to seduce her first. She's not inherently in love with Kazuma unlike the other two.

>>155413017
They're hardly a Harem.

>>155413205
Your affection levels start with:

Darkness: 25
Megumin: 15
Aqua: -5 (because you dragged her from heaven)
So you have to work a little harder to win her.

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>>155413017
dust pls

>>155413425
Dust did nothing wrong and deserves to be happy.

>>155412789
Fair enough, in that case I'd just load the hangar with 6 of my favorite MSes and take my time learning to pilot them all.
Aqua seems dumb enough to let me get away with that, just write it all down with their full model numbers and specs and bury her with numbers.

>>155413128
I'd literally do the exact same thing

Hopefully there is a followup doujin where he makes his dreams a reality

>>155413416
How many affection points do I get for giving her a shiny rock? Expensive booze?

>>155412925
Lying on the internet will get you everywhere.

>>155413205
You would have to convince her that being with you is a lot more enjoyable than returning back to her job as a goddess.

Would you have Yunyun call you Daddy?

>>155413568
Give her enough dick and she will.

>>155413568
I would give hugs and headpats to Yunyun daily and make her feel special.

>>155407908
how much do i get paid for babysitting?

>>155413639
ur a good guy

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>>155413568
Can I call her Bobby?

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>>155413670
for you

>>155413506
You get 2 for a shiny rock. 3 for expensive booze.

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>>155412492
>literally a black belt in blowjobs

They are just being honest with themselves. Does this look pure to you?

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>>155414204
Very pure.
The name 'Crimson Demon' is very pure too.

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>>155414516
M-MUH DICK

SAUSE

>>155407908
i would gladly protect and romance megumin, and you know, hang out with the others.

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>>155412868
shit into this motherfuckin hat

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>>155414580
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61830137
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61398387

>>155414587
Why are konosuba fags such insufferable weebs? This fanbase is worse than K-ON back in the day and that's saying a lot.

Go outside.

>>155413851
I think rocks is more valuable then booze

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>>155414740
b-but dude, i just want to love her.

>>155414740
>Go outside.
Why should I? I'm ok with been weeb.

>>155414740
Some other board adopted Megumin, I don't remember which one.

>>155414849
[s4s] was getting flooded with 30+ Megu threads day for a bit, though that seems to have stopped

>>155414740
>weeb as an insult on /a/

I already have a career, fuck off

>>155408314
Wiz

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>>155407970
A darker Diefenbaker?

>>155407970
An Alderp edit with Darkness would be funny

>>155414981
>career
Sorry bro but your job at subway can not be considered as a career

Why doesn't Kazuma have male friends?

Being surrounded by women constantly actually gets annoying. Men need male friends.

>>155415196
Self insert isekai
At least Kirito has Klein

>>155412492
>cum on her eyepatch
>not exploding inside her

>>155415154
>implying

Aircraft technician

>>155415196
Aqua is a bro (female), and perfect substitute for a bro (male)

He also has Dust, kind of

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>>155408314
Aqua of course. As a benevolent goddess, I would visit Yunyun when she was feeling particularly despondent and force her to have orgasm after orgasm, eventually mindbreaking her and making her my loyal and slutty worshipper. Her devotion would literally increase my divine power level.

>>155415326
>aircraft technician
>/a/
Next time I decide to travel I will prefer a train

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>>155414726
tanku

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>>155415196
Dust and Vanir

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Meguime is cute. CUTE!

>>155415383
than you force her to fuck somebody and later make miscarry?

>>155415449
Trains crash more

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I feel bad for Yunyun. She's a good girl who just wants some friends. I want to make her my wife and show her how much I love her.

>>155415567
"Cute" is about the 5th word that comes to mind when I see that picture

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>>155415593
I'd just encourage her to literally do all she could in both body and mind to help attract new followers to the Axis cult.

And would that be so wrong? She wouldn't feel depressed and lonely when she's moaning in a ritual recruiting orgy.

Miscarriage? Nah, I'd just grant her the miracle of purifying semen.

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>>155415928
I mean the guy who drew this draws ALOT of Loli rape so he has a style to keep

>>155415383
>>155416080
Yunyun already worships Aqua, though she isn't an official cult member. She tried to sign up but Cecily stopped her for some reason.

>>155415702
For the last 10 years over 10000 people died in plane crashes and and about 3000 ina tran wreck. If plane crashes you have nearly 0% chance to survive and in rail accidens chances a pretty high.

>>155416080
>moaning in a ritual recruiting orgy
this made me hard af

>>155416146
>pic
nyash myash

Marrying Darkness

Pros:

She's rich nobility
Big ole tiddies
Sex fiend, she into weird masochistic shit
Durable as fuck
She'll try anything
Amazing titty fucks

Cons:

She's an embarrassment to bring in public
Your kids risk growing up fucked up because of their perverted mom
Sex fiend, she into weird masochistic shit
She can't hit shit

Marrying Megumin

Pros:

She can nuke anything once a day
Blow Job master
Adorable
Likes taking baths with you

Cons:

She'll give your stuff (along with your dick) stupid names
She's dead weight after nuking
You have to goad her into sex, she's a tad shy about it
Chuun
There's a 12% chance that you'll come home to a blown up house and "Yamcha'd" wife
.001% chance of coming home to blown up kids
You get strange looks and inquiries regarding her age. Sometimes strange men in suits want you to have a seat over there.

Marrying Aqua

Pros:

Dat big ass
Pussy is tight
She'll never age into an old woman
Any children you have with her are demigods
Eventually she may petition heaven to allow you to be a god so you can be together forever
Can purify water
Can res you, even if you die
Can cure you from the brink of death
God Blow
God Requiem

Cons:

might actually be retarded
often gets you into trouble, occasionally, debt
tends to do as much harm as good
goddess are easily knocked up, so cumming inside is a 50% chance of pregnancy
childish and self-centered at times
tends to booze until she pukes
sometimes wants you to show her worship
you just have to deal with the fact that your wife doesn't wear underwear, even if wearing a short skirt in public

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>>155417978
What about death?
I get to chill with eris no?

>>155417978
> Aqua
> Might be retarded
She's plays 31 dimensional Ohagi Quest when typical mortals struggle with hashtag exes and ohs.

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>>155409174
>She somehow smells a bit like chloride
My sides

>>155407908
I like being myself but I wouldn't mind trading places with him.

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>>155407908
Of course.

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I want Aqua to cuddle with me

>>155417978
>goddess are easily knocked up, so cumming inside is a 50% chance of pregnancy
How is this a con?

>>155418500
Demigod kids are canonically asshats and enjoy standard hobbies like killing their dad and fucking their mom

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>be in public
>think about Megumin
>get a boner
>hurts when I wear jeans
>shows when I'm in gym clothes

The waifufag life is difficult

>>155418500
>enjoy your 20 kids and perpetually pregnant wife

Also, her negative personality traits are cranked up by 75% while pregnant.

>>155418500
You have to take great care when raising Demigod children.

You could raise the next Superman, or the next Dio Brando

>>155418843
The only demigod kids that ever turned out okay were dropped on an orphanage.

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>>155408314
Yunyun

Yunyun only has a hard time because of her 1/10 personality. With a 3/10 personality, it shouldn't be so bad. I can make friends as a kinda uggo guy, surely I could make friends with a 10/10 body?

>>155418843
I would raise a kid with Aqua. How do I make her into good mother if her instincts won't knock in?

>>155415098
Diefenbaker was such a fucking sellout, people blame Trudeau but he was the one to start the immigration from non-Commonwealth and European countries

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>>155417978
>might actually be retarded
Just like normal girls
>often gets you into trouble, occasionally, debt
tends to do as much harm as good
Just like a normal gf
>goddess are easily knocked up, so cumming inside is a 50% chance of pregnancy
She can heal herself from pregnancy
>childish and self-centered at times
+20% of cuteness
>tends to booze until she pukes
Just like me
>sometimes wants you to show her worship
I'll worship her until she hate me for that
>you just have to deal with the fact that your wife doesn't wear underwear, even if wearing a short skirt in public
I can trick her into wear one.

>>155418940
Nothing can become friends with Yunyun. It's nothing personal. It's just physics.

>>155418979
>heal from pregnancy
I don't think it works that way. Also, Aqua would never abort her own children, that would fuck with both her ideology, and her job, as well as piss off her superiors

>>155418965
LOL

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>>155416154
So it wouldn't be the first time a god hand mindbroke a qt that already liked them, then.

>>155418979
> healing from pregnancy
> greed is cute
> thinks he can over worship a fanatic cult
> thinks he can trick Aqua
You're so retarded you must be Axis.

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>>155418979
> heal herself from pregnancy
Pregnancy isn't fucking wound you dumbass

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I feel like we never see any Darkness fans in Konosuba threads because they are completely dominated by Megu/Aquafags who only argue with eachother and never give the rare Lalatina poster any (You)s.

On top of their already lacking doujin material, I feel kinda bad for them. Do they even exist?

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>>155419268
> tfw Best girl is overshadowed by everyone else
Wiz needs to be more popular

>>155419186
Vaginas are the lady's wound maybe she can heal that

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>>155419411
Just stop breathing

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>>155418979
>She can heal herself from pregnancy
Someone should send Aqua to heal Yunyun then

>>155408314
Darkness because I have a fetish of being "raped" by men and monsters against my will as they slowly tear off my armor, piece by piece, as I "struggle" against their overwhelming strength. They'll pin me eventually, and I'll tell them how much I hate them, and what they're about to do to me, with my shaky female voice. I won't really mean it, but they'll be encouraged to mind break me into submission, as they plug my pussy with a hard monster-sized cock. I'll curse them as they do this, as I slowly get turned out. Eventually, I'll start moaning, louder and louder, until I can't control my own voice, and orgasm as they cum inside me.

Anyway, yeah, Darkness obviously.

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>>155419803
Megumin got her pregnant in the first place

>>155419268
Darkness is the best if you're a sadistfag, but if that's the case, you already know you're a fucking degenerate, and you keep it to yourself.

Been listening to the endings, heck they are good.
Aqua's voice is nice, generic but good.
Megumin's voice is really characteristic and really fitting.
Lalaina's voice... fuck she is amazing, how come her VA isn't more famous?
Also, a-sings when?

>>155419803
Pls no bully YunYun.

>>155419268
I sincerely love Darkness, but due to her role as joke character is hard have her as something else.

>>155420036
> This potion gives you confidence
> The confidence is a penis

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>>155420116
Lalatina's voice makes my dick diamonds.
Pic unrelated.

>>155407908
being stuck in a shitty anime? pass

>>155408314
Aqua altho I would acutely use my goddess powers

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If Vanir were female would she be best girl?

>>155420422
Actually... I like it.

>>155420422
Vanir-Darkness was best girl. That was the probably the most amusing use of Darkness's masochism, and Vanir's skills made it so Darkness was an actual threat.

>>155419085
I was ready to write a dark story about how to "help" Aqua to abort her children and next force her to heal herself.
But after read your post I lost my determination, she is a good girl and doesn't deserve something like this.
I'll do it later with megumin though.

>>155419126
>>155419186
You need to step back see it from other angle

Why was Darkness able to hit the dolls?

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>>155420358
>LN draws her like a supermodel
>anime draws her soft and pudgy
>zero art depicts her fit and toned

This bothers me a lot

>>155420592
Their evasion was lower than her accuracy, obviously.
That just doesn't happen a lot is all.

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>>155420422
>tfw Vanir-Darkness cleans your back with her tits while mocking your human desires
>tfw Vanir-Darkness can create clone-clay versions of herself

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>>155417978
Aqua wins, easily.

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>>155420586
Don't you dare

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>>155407908
Yes. i want to bully Darkness

>>155420622
I actually prefer the HEATLHY.
Not into cowtits, but I think it fits the concept of her role as a tank more.

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>>155420541
She was too OP, just like Kazuma when he wears the mask

>>155420592
Because the dolls latch to things and explode.
They latched to her sword and exploded.

>>155407908
No, I would make him look like a saint and achieve less. I just want Megumin.

>>155417978
I choose Kazuma.

>>155418652
Absolutely underrated.

Let's take turns raping Megumin

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>>155420422

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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
There are people that can actually sexualise Aqua?
huh...

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>>155420685
But moi wants thou dark emotions

>>155420920
>no mask

Sorry anon, I'm not a homosexual

>>155420740
Fat isn't healthy. Fitness is healthy. She has zero muscle definiton.

>>155412153
used goods

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>>155420934
NIGGA HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ASS?!?!

Aqua is prime breeding material.

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>>155420869

>>155421106
What is facesitting with Aqua like?

>>155421057
> Devils
> Gender

????????

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>>155420934
It's actually weird how this works on the meta level. I had the same reaction Kazuma did.

>stunningly beautiful at first sight
>suddenly became unattractive when her personality comes out
>have grown to like her but still have zero attraction to her

A girl with a body like this SHOULD be hot, but when it's Aqua, it does nothing for me.

>>155421063
What? No.
Muscle definition means gym-rat, not real daily life work out.
Even with that aside, I mean HEALTHY as in Gainax healthy, it fits the concept and role of the character more.

>>155421225
>>155421106
I mean the booty is there, her face is cute, her clothes are slutty, but it's feels so wrong like fucking a retard baby.

>>155421225
Dude. Last time I tried sexualizing Aqua she broke a water main and flooded the basement.

Tread lightly around Goddessu. we all know Kazuma has a terminal case of K1

>>155421225
I couldn't get my eyes out of that skirt.
Now it bothers me.

>>155420622
there's that one that's edited with abs, I prefer the anime version to the ln because I think the ln version is too generic blonde knight girl

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>>155421333
She's definitely cute, even cuter than Megumin I think. Her antics in S2E3 gave me diabetes.

>>155421614
Yes, She can be cute, like on the first episodes of season 1, but little more than that.

>>155408314
Background mohawk guy

>>155422020
Heh. I like you, kid.

>>155421614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwFmFEA5vRQ

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>>155422173
Literally them

>Tell Aqua I'll pay her bar tab if she sucks my dick
>don't pay her bar tab
Lol

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>>155407908
No.

I would've tried to get intimate with one of the girls a really long time ago (story wise) and had the whole party disgusted with me or succeeded and been alone with one of the girls and the rest of the party would've found it awkward and disbanded. Niether are fun and I have no self control.

I would do my best to get Eris. Why does she even care about that faggot?

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I would do anything for this ass.

>>155422173
>>155422225
I wish more characters like this existed.

>>155407908
>surrounded by gorgeous hotties 24/7
>they all have major personality issues and if you fuck/marry any of them the whole party dynamic is ruined

A blessing and a curse. I'll take it, just to live a life more fulfilling and free than this.

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>Megumin
>under developed body
>fully developed mind

>Aqua
>fully developed body
>under developed mind

Which one is more "wrong" to put your penis in?

>>155423471
Aqua's mind isn't developed in any way.

>>155422476
yeah I wish my ass was that fat too

>>155423471
Megumin might be the """""""smartest""""""" in the group but she's still retarded I'm her own way.

>>155423471
The invalid

>>155408163
it's not self-inserting if he's literally me

>>155407908
No, I want to be the guy who made destroyer

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>>155423593
She's successful both academically and socially, is usually pretty reasonable, and can be quite crafty/manipulative. Her addiction to instant mana drain doesn't make her a retard, just difficult.

>>155423966
No that makes her retarded because she knowingly gimps herself.

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>>155424014
No it makes her adorable.

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>>155407908
>>155408314
I want to become Megumin! I want to dress up in cute outfits with Megumin's body! I want to paralyse myself making explosions as Megumin! I want to be Megumin hanging out with Darkness, Aqua and Kazuma! I want to bully Yunyun using my superior Megumin abilities! I want to go on quests as Megumin and inevitable get nearly eaten by a giant frog.

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>>155424014
She offered Kazuma the opportunity to learn any spell he needed. He decided he could work with just one.

Reminder Megumin has more demon general kills than the rest of her entire world combined.

>>155424163
We already know that Kazuma is retarded too. Think how much more useful she could be if she wasn't a burden 99% of the time.

https://exhentai.org/g/1047544/e0aa47a3ce/

Rate this Megumin doujin

>>155424265
can't, I got sadpanda'd

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>>155407908
Yes i want to marry Megumin.

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>>155423509
No, this is a character with an undeveloped mind. Aqua isn't that retarded.

>>155417978
>She'll give your stuff (along with your dick) stupid names

>implying that's not a pro

>>155412255
>The party is so good that the competent goddess is the weak link

I'd like to be in his place, but not him personally. I've got more game than that virgin fuckboy.

Impregnating Yunyun and then abandoning her!

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I really want to sniff Megumin's butt. I bet it smells like gunpowder and sulfur.

>>155424014
>>155423966
The characters in this show aren't retarded, they are just shitty people. All of them. Including that retard on your party that keeps doing the same spell because it looks cool, even when it's not really what your team need.

I fucking hate Kazuma. He treats those girls like shit

>>155425026
They all completely 100% deserve it.
Especially whichever one is your favorite.

>>155425026
It's a show about bullies bullying bullies that deserve to be bullied.

>>155425058
I dunno anon, Aqua has rezzed him a damn lot. He's kind of an ingrate about it.

>>155425128
She is also a constant cause of problems, and a drain on his money. Also if she doesn't get bullied, she gets worse, a bullied goddess is a good goddess.

>>155415196
Dust and his party.

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>>155425026
That's the joke.
It's funny when you see Kazuma going full bitch on Aqua for example, cause she does not comply about it since she knows it's true, and even when she does it comes out as blatant lie.
In this show everyone is a shitty person in it's on way, doing their best on a wonderful world, instead of the cliché of wonderful perfect characters doing their best on a cruel world.

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Why doesn't Darkness learn some basic fucking sword skills? She doesn't even have a selfish justification not to; at least Megumin wants to follow Wolbach's path of explosions and is sexually addicted to instant mana drain. She'd be immensely more useful if she could hit stuff.

>>155425316
>wonderful world

Konosuba's world is cruel enough to be dark fantasy, it's just whitewashed with cute colors, humorous characters, and Aqua's overpowered healing ability.

Inb4 the farmer post

>>155425423
She's constantly got whips and chains on the mind. She also only wants to take hits rather than deal them. She just needs someone to take hold of her and train her properly.

>>155425423
Crusaders supposedly have really high swords skills, I assume she is just shitty at them.

>>155425523
The end of the volumen 7 its Dark as fuck, feels out of the place with the rest of the LN

>>155425523
The only one miserable in this show is Kazuma, and it's only because he thinks he is too good for it.

>>155425700
Why what happened?

>>155425700
You mean Alderp's fate?

>>155425700
I loved it, wish we would get more demon chapters and less Iris faggotry.

>>155414740
it's /a/, what were you even expecting

>>155421114
Runescapers touching my waifu

REEEEEEEEEE

>>155425756
yep

>>155425740
Its a Huge spoiler anon but here is the last part
“Oh, the feelings are mutual, Alderp. Maxwell is the type who likes to go above and beyond, he will definitely toy with you all day and night! Hahaha! Hahahaha!”

God, please let this broken devil lose his interest in me and grant me a quick death… With the laughter of the devil in my ears, I prayed to god for the first time in my life.

“I will cherish you Alderp! Unlike the girls you abandoned after abducting them, I will take care not to break you! Yee— Yee—Yee—Yee—!!”

>>155425975
Let's face it, Aldrich had it coming.

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>>155421114

>>155426054
yeah but he is a stranger character, its like a true villan in the series, with some fuck up plans and some hardcore ending, Before and after him the most evil person is fucking Kazuma

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>>155424265
"9/10 not enough Megumin" -IGN

>>155422225
Thank you. I shall forever see Kazuma and Aqua as this. Thank you.

I can't stop listening to Red Battle.

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>tfw taller than all the mcs

>>155426499
>Eris and Chris the exact same size
Wow, what a coincidence.

>>155426262
Is Kazuma really worse than the demon generals? He's worse than Beldia I guess, but the rest are more evil than he is. Kazuma is just a true neutral.

>>155426723
All the demons try to avoid harm to the innocent, Kazuma dont give a flying fuck where the bomb was going to explode (vs destroyer) or bankrupt a country (even the demon was actually saving the country) also Kazuma dons have honor in combat unlike the demons generals

>>155426705
It's pretty fucking crazy, Her parents must have been the most devote Eris believers.

>>155426904
except hans

>>155426982
Hans was only acting on the basis of his monstrous nature, he even dont want to kill Kazuma´s party or killing the axis cult only his incoming

>>155426982
The most kind lion in the world would still have to hunt to survive.

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>>155426705
The same chest size too

>>155426723
Wiz is good, and Vanir's not a bad person. Hans gets a bad rap due to his biology, but he and Sylvia were just unfortunate enough to get really shitty assignments that pushed them to their breaking points. Wolbach was just doing her war duty, but had the sense to seal away her more violent other half.

Someone has to be benefiting from all this war, if the demon king is not the bad guy then is he fighting the actual bad guys? or is it just that Aqua hates the actual demong king and got her cult to spread shit about him to get the two sides to start a war without meaning?

>>155424265
9/10

loved it. That ending was a 10/10 though.

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>>155425975
Yee— Yee—Yee—Yee—!!”

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>>155424265

>>155424265
Brilliant.

>>155425959
fishing level?

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>>155407908
Sure. I like having my shit get all fucked up daily.

>>155426499
>tfw the height as the knight faggot
Fuck everyone is a manlet there.

>>155425975
Novelfags, does the knightfag gets his sword back or he is literally fucked for life after that? I mean his special wish was that fucking sword.

>>155427764
>does the knightfag gets his sword back or he is literally fucked for life after that?

He got it back and lose again vs Kazuma in a more brutal way

>>155407908
I want to molest and berate Darkness while I make her grind on my lap. I don't really want to be Kazuma though.

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>>155427844
>again

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>>155424252
She's a walking nuclear superpower when provided with mana crystals, and Kazuma's a genius for being able to manage a party full of broken min-max builds. Get over it and start worshiping her already.

I want to give Darkness honest criticism
would she get off to that?

Explosion in Megumin's pussy!

>>155427916
of course.

>>155424163
>Reminder Megumin has more demon general kills than the rest of her entire world combined.
Doesn't Aqua got both of them?

>>155427374
Eris is pretty prejudiced against demons too, and by extension her followers are as well. Aqua just fans the flames.

>>155427916
it's honest compliments she can't handle

>>155427968
Aqua got Beldia
Megumin got Vanir, Hans, Wolbach and the destroyer but the last one doesn't count.
Kazuma (actually Komekko) got Sylvia
The princess got one too.

>>155427844
Last question.
Did the springs ever go back to normal? Or did Aqua indeed ruin the whole city by herself?

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>>155424265

>>155428053
Ragcraft is the leader of the demon king army’s intelligence division, but not a general.

>>155428053
I am really sure Aqua God Requiem'd Hans.

>>155428060
holy water sells for more than hot spring water

>>155427995
I guess it's the nature of the gods to hate demons, nothing can be done.
The "demon king army" has some demons but they don't seem to be a majority there. So I don't think the grudge comes from that. I believe Aqua hates the demon king because he was one of the heroes she sent to finish this game but instead he became the new demon king.

>>155428110
The fight was a bit different in the novels than it was in the anime.

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>>155428115
Brilliant.
Thanks.

>>155428106
oops, you're right. My bad.

>>155428110
This was anime only, Aqua only purified the poison in the water.

>>155428164
Oh I see.
So he got bacon'ed?

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>>155412153
Lalatina.

>>155408314
Darkness or Wiz.
Probably Wiz more so I can just run a shop

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>>155428231
lala-chan!

>>155428294
>lala-chan
This is so awful I may start using it.

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>>155420116
>a-sings
https://youtu.be/tJzEscb4Pcw

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Why is yunyun not loved?

>>155428435
Second best girl.
But you know, second.

>>155428435
I like her, she helped Megumin a lot despite never getting a 'thank you' back.

>>155428435
because it's a funny meme.

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>>155426982

who wouldnt

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>>155420592
She wasn't hitting them. They were attacking her.

>>155428904
If she enjoys hitting stuff so much for a change she could, I don't know, use some points on her sword ability and accuracy? Just a wild idea.

>>155429014
I doubt she deliberately decided to suck at sword fighting.
She just suck at it same way Aqua has shit luck and low intelligence. I doubt wasting points on that would make any difference.

>>155429074
Probably, but that means the skill system is a bit of a let down. You can only get better at what you are good, with some variability of course, like when Megumin chose explosions over advance magic.
So in some sense you're destined to be who you are meant to be or nothing.

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>The hair clip in Aqua's hair is a H₂O molecule.

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ERABE

>>155412022
oh shit nigga, is this from the novel?

>>155429383
I did not notice this detail and I'm doing a major in chemisty. I'll just get the rope now.

Now in all seriousness, I never pay much attention to her because the goofy characters always annoy the hell out of me so I always had my eyes somewhere else.

>>155429347
Well, that's kinda of the idea, customization inside the boundaries of your class.
Also she choose to be a crusader, same way Kazuma choose to be an adventure when he had the stats for a merchant. She actually makes sense from a RPG character building point, she has strong magical defense and health points, would have gone to waste on most of the other classes.

>>155429401
[x]ERIS

>>155429501
I had no idea how someone could notice it, I just read it somewhere else.

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>Megumin is 14
>She wrote as 17 on the web novel
I lil girl being silly is fun, but I kinda like the idea of a chuni 17 more.

>>155429523
yeah, though, what I dislike is the fact that she can't do much about her swordsmanship considering it's a skill inside her class. It'slike life telling you "go be a tank or stay at home and let others do the fighting for you".
Not a bad deal for her considering she is a noble woman.

>>155429686
I get were you are going, but yeah you play with the cards you got...
I like the joke tho, a crusader so used to put herself in danger in front of the others she got a liking for pain.

I wanna be that warrior who lost his magic sword to kazuma.
I remember he being with two cute girls without underwear

>>155429803
I need to point out Kazuma also rolls with girl with no underwear.

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>>155429803
He was also a self-righteous cocky white knight. The girls aren't worth the pain of being an asshat. I'd totally bear that personality for one of the crimson demons from the village though.

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>>155429803
Half the time he sends them off to grind levels because they can't keep up with him. He's a true alpha.

>>155429862
I call dibs on the thighhighs, bar owner, Nerimaki girl.

>>155429878
Is he actually powerful, or is it just the sword?

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>>155429941
That's my favorite too.
Too bad she doesn't get any characterization or dialogue lines at all. Apparently she knows martial arts and taught Yunyun back in the village.

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>>155429401
Eris for marriage.
Aqua for bromance.
Wolbach is strictly for headpats while in cat form. In her normal form, she's perfect for taking long relaxing baths with.

>>155429667
Web novel Megumin was fun.

>>155429967
I'm sure he must had used some points into learning stuff that helps him in sword combat, but to be honest without the sword he is just another japanese cheater. Even with the sword he gets rekt by Kazuma (twice).

>>155429862
>arue most physically developed
>yunyun has the biggest tits though

What did Arue mean by this?

>>155407908
>Do you want loving intercourse with a qt chuuni loli, molest an M that lusts for you, go on heists with a perfect goddess, ogle a lich, bully a lonely archwizard, dote on the princess you treat like a sister, and after moderate hardships become rich and famous as the party who's 'defeated' 6.5 demon lords, all for the cost of some binbougami trash?
>or do you want to browse /a/ until you kill yourself?

>>155421225
She suffers the curse of 3DPD

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On a second look the loli actually has a nice body. I always assumed she was 2thin4me

>>155430658
I want to fuck that cat

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>>155426499
Kazuma and Aqua same height

Literally made for each other.

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Megumin's really cute in her pajamas.