HAHAHAHA!
So, you want to get this medal, huh?
Well, you are going to have to tell me what EVIL deeds you did today, anon.
>>155276802
i torrented anime then didnt seed
I masturbated to Satanichia and she's a minor. That's pretty evil right?
Non-consensual handholding.
I streamed your show.
>>155276802
Premarital sex with Satania!
Jerked off to scanned doujins for free.
>>155276802
I posted in that poll thread instead of reporting it.
Suicidal thoughts
Starvation
I got an issue in my techsupport mailbox 20 minutes before the end of the day, and I left it there. He'll have to wait until Monday for me to help him!
>>155276802
Thoughts about bullying and killing Satania.
I said god damn it when I dropped my sandwich on the floor, and only did two hours of self-flagellation to atone for it!
>>155276863
>>155276950
>>155277839
>>155276802
I made a date plan and gave a young couple tickets to an amusement park and made them pay for it witha thank you.
>>155276802
How about I just show you instead, hm?
I did not say hi when I entered a chat room.
I posted so much satania in abother chan that I got banned.
>>155276802
I fapped to loli and ate my cum
>>155278885
I'm gonna go see the Ghost in the Shell movie with friends in an hour
I streamed some anime on crunchyroll
I made an off-topic post on /tg/!
>>155277826
YOU TERRIBLE MONSTER
I made a positive review of live action GiTS in metacritic.
>>155276802
I sat on a melon pan.
I masturbated to 3DPD.
>>155276802
1. I played over 40 shadow games with people
2. Mind crushed 2 people (fuck you kaiba)
3. Laughed at people being burned in a maze of fire
Do i get my medal?
>>155280519
Excuse me make that 3 mind crushes
Get fucked OP
I actually want to breed with a retard.
I woke up at 11 and arrived at my differential equations class one minute late!
>>155276802
Masturbated to Satania. Twice.
>>155276802
I streamed this whole series on crunchyroll
I frequent /pol/
>>155276802
I told people traps aren't gay
I farted on the train!
>>155276802
I lied to my boss that I had been late because I overslept. I just wanted to stay at home a little bit longer!
>>155282222
You're fired
>>155281082
I suppose the truth is devilish in its own way.
I have a steady income and an active sex life.
I got a ticket for running a red light.
>>155276802
I rubbed my cock against a little girl in the bus.
>>155288419
Better not have been my wife, Satania!!!
>>155276802
I won 1.75 in quarter poker during lunch break between my machining classes from people who don't even know how to play poker.
I left the toilet seat up.
>>155276802
I streamed anime
>>155288970
Unacceptable, she doesn't have enough medals for you
>>155276802
I threw recyclable trash in the regular trash.
>>155291588
I threw regular trash in the recyclable trash
>>155291661
2debiru4me
>>155291699
Ididn't wash out my milk jug before tossing it in the recycling bin
>>155276802
I let my coworker handle the bulk of server maintenance while I slacked off and pretended to code, then I took an extra half hour at lunch. Oh, I also put a beer on the company card, which is against the rururrrrs.
>>155279309
That's just dumb, not evil.
I did nothing but watch anime and shitpost on /a/ all day. Todays started 39 minutes ago where I'm at ago so that's not really impressive.
I did't shitpost on /a/
>>155276802I don't want that medal
I actually watched anime.
>>155276802
I am so fucking tired of Satania-fags shitting up this board with their meme girl posting.
I ordered delivery just ten minutes before the restaurant closed. And I tipped modestly.
>>155294018
You literally posted a meme girl just so somebody would point out the irony in your post, right?
>>155276802
I posted this today. Does that count?
>>155294138
Indeed, you fell right into my trap anon.
>>155294573
DELETE THIS
>>155276802
I watched an entire series on a streaming site.
>>155276802
I watch anime and read manga more than I play video games but Ciri is my waifu.
>>155276802
I've visited 4chan.
I'm posting on /a/ and I'm not a loli.
>>155296890
Post dick or get the fuck out.
I buy textbooks with my parents money and return a few of them so I can pocket the cash.
>>155277096
Hope you're okay bud
>>155276802
It's april fools yet I've been dead serious seince I woke up
I half assed work because I have a cold. Was also probably rude to some of my co workers.
>>155276802
I only tipped my waitress 12%
I masturbated more than once.
>>155297304
>amerilards wake up
>don't pull pranks
what else could i expect
>>155297602
my dad barely tips over 10%
step up your game anon
I posted in /pol/ with a canadian ip.
>>155297799
I usually tip 20% but I asked for a box and she came back with a refilltwice
i did a poo in the shower
>>155276802
I have posted pepe pictures multiple times on /a/ as I shitposted about the greatness of Ghost In The Shell (2017™)
I fucked around at work and got paid double-time.
I went to the casino and lost $160 on roulette.
I didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
How about that?
>>155297121
Your parents just want the best for you anon.
Also college is literally a government supported scam.
>>155276802
I didn't say good morning to my parents!!!
>>155298165
It's not like I don't want to go. It's also impossible to get any sort of meaningful position where I live without a STEM degree, and even then the competition's rough.
>>155276802
Asked my PI if I could move a meeting because I want to play video games and watch anime instead of analyze data tonight.
>>155297602
I tip over 5% if the waitress doesn't refill my water. 10% if she refills my water, and up to 15% if she does something deserving.
>>155297602
>>155297799
>>155297906
>>155298345
>Tipping fucking americans
>>155298386
>Being put on the waiter's shitlist
>>155297906
>20% tip
What is wrong with you
>>155298272
Like I said college is a scam propped up by the government.
If you're smart enough like me, start your own business.
If you're not then get a trade or something.
Or just become really good at programming and make yourself attractive to employers.
>>155298448
He's an Ameritip.
>>155298448
I only go to like 4 restaurants and everyone in my town knows everyone. It's worth an extra buck to be well-liked at an establishment here.