The Dragonslayer

Chop off OP's head.

Simple.

Try to move this stupid useless lump of steel the fuck away, cut myself all over it, bleed out and then die like a retard.

cum on it desu

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>>155230495
you're not /fit/ enough to pick it up

>>155230418
>That dirty ass wall
Who the hell think that's a good aesthetic?
Even slavs prison cells looks more livable.

>>155230564


well it's cobbled together from crumbled buildings.

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Hire a construction company to rip off my roof and then use the crane hand to pick up the sword and fling it to the air as hard as the crane can, hopefully landing somewhere funny.

>>155230614
I meant that the owner of the building should paint over it so dirt would be far more visible and he can make the place more cleaner.

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how many actual men would it take to pick up the sword, /a/?

hope my cat doesnt fuck with it

>>155230564
Yeah, it would look better if it was more modern looking.
t. American

>>155230418
181 kg, fuck you I am not bodydebilder.

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>>155230675
your cat can budge 400 pound swords?

>>155230668
2 /fit/, maybe 4 normal people

>>155230668
Just me
In 3 month that is.

something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKP8pLr8Wg

>>155230769
You underestimate the ability of cats to completely fuck everything up.

>>155230545
bottomlel

Use it to cut butter

>>155230418
Use it as a coffee table.

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>>155230418

>>155230418
It was too big to be a sword

>>155230418
Pull it into the ground just to grief the owner.

>>155231015
>use it as a coffee table
>chop your leg off while putting it in
>"well, I have two legs for a reason"
>move around carelessly
>chop your another leg off accidentally
>"oh whoops, well there it goes again I guess"
>start getting disability bux and live like a king

>>155230418
Sell it and buy a katana.

>>155230418
Ask myself how many lances, bolts, and spears could have been made with 400 lbs of metal and how much more effective they would be for slaying a dragon.

>>155230769
>>155230860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65lOPdZ6R6Q

>>155231130
400 lbs of metal is vastly more effective though.
Especially when used as a custom ballista projectile.

>>155230418
watch it Clang as it slides down the wall

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>>155230821
>in 3 months

>random people come over and they see a fucking giant hunk of iron laying in the middle of the stairs

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>>155231015
reminds me in the new berserk game when serpico is looking for something to cook on since he wants to prepare a meal for everyone and Guts just tells him to use dragonslayer as a fucking cooking iron.

He kills humans and beasts with it, and then wants to put FOOD on it.

>>155230545
Same.

>>155231165
HOLY SHIT, THAT GRANDFATHER CLOCK JUST CLANGED

>>155231325
Not when used as a sword, but I like the idea of a ballista projectile. Any lances, bolts, or spears that slip through the scales will stay there and cause all kinds of internal bleeding.

>>155230554
t. farnese

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how big and tall would a man have to be to actually fucking pick this thing up like a normal sword?

>>155230545
>>155231098
That's not how it works. No matter how sharp it is (and it's probably dull), it's too fat to produce any noteworthy cuts.

>>155231639
Considering normal swords are like 0.5% of it's weight?
If you weighed several tons you could swing it around without losing the ground underneath your feet. But if you were just a ball of fat and muscle, you wouldn't be an effective fighter. You'd be a ball.
If you were a very large man, something like 20 meters tall, you'd want a larger weapon, and the Dragonslayer wouldn't be a very effective tool.
But let's say you have roughly human proportions, except for your feet, which are both 1 meter long, and your body were so dense that your weight was several tons despite your small size. And let's say you could easily lift your own weight. Then it'd be the perfect weapon for you.
Except for the grip, which is probably going to snap when you hack at the enemy.

>>155231895
fucking hell

>>155230821
even your pace won't be enough to train your arm sufficiently in such short time

Sell it to some local weeaboo with the condition that they come to pick it up.

>>155232276
>weeaboo
>picking it up

PFJAHHAHAHAHA

>>155230668
Just me and an engine hoist

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>>155230418
>What do you do?
Obviously. I wish I was a girl...

>>155232629
is that real?

>>155231511
If he washes it beforehand then there's no problem.

>>155232670
Read the fucking manga.

>>155231511
>game
He said in the manga that he's used it as a frying pan.
It's canon.

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>>155230418
Call pic related to take it out

>>155232629
that hunk of iron has now had
food
pussy juice
demon blood
human blood
guts from beings of all kind
and otherworldly essence goop

all over it.

How can he swing that thing knowing that ALL OF THAT has been on there?

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>>155232629
DRAGONSLAYER? MORE LIKE PUSSYSLAYER!

>>155232687
I doubt he's going to real Berserk for the answer to a simple yes or no question.

>>155232824
Your toilet seat have more than that and you still park your ass on it, anon.