What would /a/ do if their waifu was pregnant? Pic is relevant

>>154946685
Take responsibility.

>>154946955
cool dubs

>>154946955
>take responsibility

90% of /a/ can't even take care of themselves.

Chance is they'd just deny it or run.

>>154946955
This. I'll do anything for my waifu's happiness. I don't care about anything else.

>>154947088
This to be honest.

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I'd take responsibility and work my ass off and be a loving husband and father and on the child's tenth birthday, I will walk to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes, hop on a greyhound and leave town and change my identity and never see them again just like my old man did shit builds character

>>154946685
Demand DNA test first and foremost, I ain't taking care of some kid that ain't mine.

>>154946685
keep fucking her

>>154946685
Take care of her

What are you supposed to do if your waifu is underaged in the country you live in? Hide her until the baby comes out? If you take her to the hospital and it slips that you're not her brother or something, you'll be in some shit.

>>154947088
99% of /a/ can't make a woman pregnant even if it is their waifu.

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>>154946685
well raising a child is a responsibility that is absolutely capable of changing/ruining your life,
but luckily i'd be able to take solace in the fact that anime isn't real and she doesn't exist

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>>154946685
Have pregnant sex

>>154946685
Try to be a good dad.

>>154946955
>>154947764
>>154947845
>>154950464
>>154950802
All of these

What would you do if you got another anon's waifu pregnant?

Pray that it's a girl because a boy has a higher chance of inheriting by eye disorder.

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>>154950464
>>154950802

I approve

>>154951955
Masturbation-induced blindness?

>>154952127
I wish.

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>>154951955
My genetics are so fucked up that I would have to be a monster to have kids. My waifu deserves better than me.

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>>154946685
I would take responsibility.

>>154952417
Would that make your kid half-monster?

>>154952444
Why does she have a pregnancy test outdoors? Was she peeing in the street?

>>154952628
Clearly she stepped onto the balcony to get a better signal

>>154953035
I didn't know pregnancy tests needed a signal.

>>154952417
Same

>>154950464

Good taste

>>154952444
>no Bogdanoff shoop

>>154953357
It's a pregnancy test with built in mobile phone.

''I'm sorry, do I know you?''

>>154953570
>tbqhwyfam
Go to Hell.

>>154952444
>the call that saved her marriage

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>>154953651
>>154953505
Like this?

Well considering that Nozomi loves Eli over me it would be likely that I raped her so I would not claim responsibility

>>154953956
>forgot the transparency of the pregnancy test
Shameful, now it's just a bogcall.

>>154953985
What if she branched out to you willingly to be a surrogate father?

>>154946685

telebort

>>154953956
That guy calling her, can I get some info on him, preferably posthaste?

>>154954188
It's a trap
I'd agree to meet her then kill her

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I want Nozomi's fat sweaty tits all over my face

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>>154954536
We all do, anon. We all do.

>>154951955
colorblind?

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>>154950464

yes.

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>>154956594
>colorblind
>nightblind
>no peripheral vision.
>near sighted but glasses can at least fix that.
It's a horrible combination, especially if you're tall as you'll trip over shit all the time and hit your feet off furniture.

>>154946685
I try my best to be a father.

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>>154949965
THERES A 1% !?!?

>>154946955
It would probably light a fire under my ass, and start trying to become a better person for my waifu and our unborn child.

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My waifu has made it clear that she wants kids, if possible I would like to wait a while though. If we're talking about present tense, I'd probably be panicked but I'd try to stay strong for her.

>>154953956
This is the phone call that saved anime.

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>>154946685
That is stressful to think about, how do I raise the kid to not be me?

>>154946685
>implying the child will be alive after my waifu's daily beating

>>154953357
everyone knows walls and such can interfere with pregnancy test signal