Konosuba S2 episode 11

>>154887440
I thought it ended after ep 10

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>>154887440
Anon...

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>He doesn't realize it

Bro I got some bad news

Wait what are you guys talking about it's wednesday.
We have 2 weeks left before the end of this season.

About to start the series.

I have one question.

Are the three main girls pure maidens?

>>154887440
Don't do this to yourself, anon. We all need to keep going.

>>154887557
aqua is a slut

>>154887594
For real? Like literal slut?

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>>154887557
megumin is already used goods

>>154887625
Context?

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>>154887638

>>154887638
she was a drug tester in chuni village

>>154887667
That's still out of context.

>>154887670
Thanks.

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>>154887614
she is so pure stuff purifies when she touches it, and people still insult her

>>154887706
Alright. Good.

>>154887706
Jesus such a man-slut he change water to wine.
Aqua so pure she change anything to pure water.

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>>154887440

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>>154887493
THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING GIANT FROGS GAY

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>>154887811
kek

>>154887811
Yes, it's pretty gay to like Megumin.

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>>154887826
Didn't you hear? All crimson magic girls are actually /u/ as fuck.

>>154887876
Well, that one little cunt keeps trying to eat the pussy.

You all trying to copy Indexfags or something?

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Aqua > Lalatina > Megumin

>>154888290
Wouldn't the semen just get purified?

>>154887440
please don't do this

>>154888361
she still has to cast purification, it's not some passive ability right?

>>154889716
She accidentally purifies shit all the time. When she makes tea she ends up with the hot water.

>>154889716

I believe it's a passive ability which she can turn off when she wants to

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>>154889748
>>154889793
Ayo hol up
So if she makes tea, she turn it to water.
If she drinks tea with someone else making them, it's still tea right?
Then if you cum inside her it's still semen using the concept of tea intake.

Maybe purification process happen only outside the body.

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>>154888290
Of those three you are correct, but wiz is best.

>>154889716
she has a castable version but her godly aura also purifies things automatically. the aura's controllable but she has too much pride to weaken it, it's also why undead keep getting attracted to her

>>154889999
them numbers

>>154890052
Neck yourself.

>>154888361
Her aura dissapates when she thinks of lewd things
She'll do it intentionally sometimes so she can hug Wiz

EKU-

>>154890181
-SPLOO-

>>154890198
no

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>>154887440
GAZUMAAAAH DELET DIZ NAOH

>>154890198
-G

I can't wait till the OVA comes out and it gets CONFIRMED that there will be no season 3 ever so we can stop having these harem threads and start talking about real anime with actual plot.

>>154890278
Heres your (you), now go back to whatever idolshit thread you frequent.

>>154890248
how much is that Aqua figure?

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>choker
>microskirt
>thigh highs
>black panties
>exposed shoulders
>sexually aggressive
>brags about bathing and sleeping with cute boys
>addicted to the orgasm she gets due to instant mana drain

What a naughty little girl!

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>>154890947
It's free with this limited time offer!!! Just fill out the attached form and send it in! We'll get you your figure in 1 to 2 business days. It's just that easy!!

Is the game out yet?

>>154890947
crazy expensive now, megumeme is available for preorder

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>>154887557

>>154891192
fugg, hope it normalizes in a year or 2

>tfw rewatched S1 ep1 and remembered why Aqua is best girl
Increasing the party was a mistake

>>154887440
good meme

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>>154887982
Your wish has a possibility of being granted.
No S3, but next season would be the Megumin spinoff

>>154892920
Why there is no Nerimaki in the LNs?

>>154888290
Won't their kid become some crazy powerful demigod with fortunately only half of Aqua's retardation?

>>154893661
The real scary part is he would have half of Kazuma's outrageous luck to go along with his almost normal intelligence, and well above average stats in everything else.
Truly he is the real self-insert we've all been waiting for.

>>154893753
>almost normal intelligent
>above average physical stat and magic power
>normal luck
>gather mid level party member but everyone is well adjusted and mentally stable, if a bit of boring personality, compared to Kazuma's party
Only thing left is to make him dual wield swords.

>>154894014
>>normal luck
Someone translated Kazuma's adventurer's card the other day. His luck was in the hundrads. as in multiple hundrads. No other stat on anyone, even Aqua, cracked triple digits. Their theoretical kid would likely still have outrageous luck , even after averaging it with Aqua's luck of 1.
But everything else you said was accurate.

>>154894117
> I Win again!
You'er a very naughty anon.

>>154887614
She's seen a penis before so yes.

>>154888361
>You can raw dog Aqua forever without fear of STDs or impregnating her

Hell she might purify the STDs you get from all the other sluts and succubi walking around town

I need to rethink my best girl tiers

>>154894325
Just because she laughed at Kazuma's penis doesn't mean she's seen one before, it could just be THAT small.
Also, her reaction in the book was different.

>>154894398
She's seen Kazuma's tallywhacker though that makes her a slut

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>>154894398
>Goddess of hedonism
I reckon she fucked around a lot in her early avatar days. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, you should enjoy yourself and your life to the fullest. Pure fags are only like that because they are virgins themselves.

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>>154887557
only darkness

>>154894547
lalatina

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>>154887625
>>154887667
>>154887876
>>154891088

can you guys pls stop whoring out my virgin godess? she is pure and untouched, got it? kthnx

>>154894398

What was her reaction in the book?

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>>154894755
>Darkness
>Pure

>>154895777
oops meant for>>154894547

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>>154895777
god's trips tell the truth.

>nah, but seriously I pissed myself when she said that.

>>154894755
The towel never fell. So there was no reaction.

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>>154887440

>>154894312
Yeah on the last stat card of his that you see his luck stat is over 900. I think Megumin's magic power was only around 250.

>>154894417
Alright, now you're just being silly.

>>154894489
And then there's this normgroid...
>this is what 20% of /a/ has become

>>154894489
>“Won’t Wiz be purified if you keep touching her? Don’t hinder her work. Let her go.”

>“Don’t worry. I’m suppressing my divine aura. As long as I keep thinking about despicable things, the purification power will naturally be weak.”

>“… What are you thinking about in the middle of the day? Slut.”

>“… I’m merely thinking about the things Kazuma usually does.”

And if she actually did something nasty her divine aura will be fucked up.

>>154896227
No. It would be temporarily weakened, excactly like in your example where she's tuning it down to not harm Wiz.

>>154894312
How canon are the anime adventurer cards?

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>>154887557
>purityfag interested in female-written story

Nah, all the girls are filthy, just how I like em

>Aqua wears a miniskirt with no panties and has seen enough big dicks in her life to laugh at the MC's
>Darkness desperately wants to be owned by a scumbag abusive husband, and be raped to death by beasts or the Demon King himself
>Megumin is sexually aggressive and is addicted to magic which gives her an orgasm

They're all better than typical moeblob trash of course

Remind me how long it took for the 1st season to get an ova?

>>154896594
20 years

>>154894398
Actually I've got an important question. When Kazumas penis been digested by Hydra and Aqua restored it, did she restored it to its previous size or she changed it? Can she actually change penis size in situations like this?

What a shit thread. Thought it would be more fun.

>>154896671

Story of my life.

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http://easydamus.com/alignment.html
>Crusader
>lawful good
I'm starting to see kazuma's point.

>>154896320
As canon as anything else that is anime only but not contradicted by the light novels.

>>154896628
Aqua can resurrect and heal people, but it was never stated that she has the power to change one's physical form.

>>154896320
They are mentioned in the LNs quite often.

>>154893661
What about a kid with kazuma's shitty stats and Aqua's retardation and luck

>>154897571
>Intelligence of 7 or less
>The character's alignment is inarticulate and unrationalized. He cannot give reasons for his behavior, but he acts on his natural inclinations. A neutral character of low intelligence is easily swayed by circumstance and peer pressure. A chaotic character is contrary, while a lawful one is docile and obedient. A good character is naturally sympathetic and helpful toward anyone he meets, while an evil character dislikes everyone equally.
Its actually aqua. How did someone that dumb even become a goddess?

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>>154887557

>>154898645
But her adventurer's card gives her an intelligence of 9.

>>154898526
This will be fucking awesome! I can imagine how this little retard will be killed by toads or cabbage and resurrected by Aqua every day. And Kazuma will be like "Not this shit again"

>>154898694
That's 7/20, not 9/100

>>154898813
Now I'm trying to imagine the relationship between the child with the good genes and the one with shitty genes. It would probably be a lot like the canon relationship between Kazuma and Aqua, with the "good" character as Kazuma and the "bad" as Aqua, but with a large dose of jealousy added in on the "bad" one's part.

>>154898813
She is a girl, she is dumb, weak and useless as fuck.
Her party is filled with powerful people but they are useless because spend the time trying to keep her safe than doing something cool.

The one thing from this show that I'll never forget is that Eris pads her chest.

>>154890077
Ayy, nice dubs.

>>154888290
Surprised his baby didn't reject her.

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>>154900029
She's not Yunyun afterall

Guys, I think I've found the way to defeat the demon king. Bear with me:
>Tie Aqua up to a pole in your basement
>Sell her body to hundreds of men
>Each time she's impregnated, accelerate the conception process with alchemy and magic so the babies are born faster
>Repeat until you have hundreds of babies
>Raise them into powerful mages, priests and warriors
>Once they reach adolescence, raid the demon king's castle with your army of highly retarded demigods and laugh as you win easily

Still waiting for season 5 to see Wolbach animated.

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>>154900394
wait what

>>154900397
Are you retarded? She was in s2.

>>154900611
It was so short it was practically nothing.

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>>154900394
well sounds like it could work

>>154900394
>retards
>just zerg rushing

sounds like soviet army

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Subs when?

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>>154901955
fugg off

>>154900394
Aqua cannot be impregnated because she would just purify the semen into water.
Unless she wills it of course

>>154902189
you give her alcohol as a reward, so she keeps pumping out babies
this will also make them more retarded

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>>154894607

>>154900394
>>154902251
Sounds like a good plan until you realize the cost of taking care of so many retards. A mother feels compelled to kill a single low functioning autist. Imagine an entire army of it

>>154902404
>A mother feels compelled to kill a single low functioning autist

What the fuck are you saying?

>>154902404
>A mother feels compelled to kill a single low functioning autist.
then how do you explain /a/

>>154902442
>>154902463
I read a forum post about it.
A mother who ranted about how she regret ever having a child who turns out to be a low-functioning autist. She feels that all her efforts are goig to waste as her child will never be useful.

>>154902404
Its fine. If they keep dying from starvation aqua can just ress them

>>154887667
Source?

>>154902520

One single person's murder fantasy does not represent everyone.

How retarded can you possibly be?

>>154902555
Well, would you take care of a low-fuctioning autist?

>>154902610

If it was my kid, why wouldn't I?

>wah life is hard, better murder my kids

Seriously, fuck off already.

Lalatina.

>>154887876
>buttons on wrong side of shirt

lazy and retarded artist is lazy and retarded

>>154902523
It's the Bakuen manga, a spin-off about Megumin's past.
The pic is basically Megumin telling Yunyun that she's helping out a man as a potion tester, but you know Yunyun and her dirty mind.

>>154902646
That's about $60,000 wasted a year, anon
>90% of children with down syndrome are aborted
No wonder why

>>154902928

>wah children are expensive, better murder my kids

Fuck off.

>>154903000
Well, 1/3 of western women aborted their children.
I wonder why

MEGUMIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MANA

>>154903111

>other people are behaving immorally, that makes it OK

Please go away.

>>154902928
How much is that in eris? going by that number aquas rape army would cost almost 20mil$ a year to maintain

>>154903275
Put your self in the shoes of a mother, or better yet, your mother.
Get off your moral horse, you neet

>>154903353

Bitch, please. I'm the father of 4 boys and not amount of money, no amount of inconvenience, and no amount of other people behaving immorally would make it acceptable to take their lives. If you don't want kids then don't, but don't murder people just because they don't live up to your standards, faggot.

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>>154902928
she can purify anything so why would disease and genetics be even considered an issue?
the seed is purified when inserted and her eggs are likely already pure...

>>154903462
>I'm the father of 4 boys
Aaaaand. Ok

Season 3 will surely come, right?

>>154903509
Well, she cannot purify her own retardedness

>>154902520
I can confirm, my mother wants to kill me or trow me out my house if i don't start helping her in some way.

Why is it implied that Kazuma is rich when the currency doesn't worth really much?
Even if he has 2 billion Eris that's not enough to live without working for the rest of your life even if you measure your spendings.

Just make the calculations, they said the paid for working one day in construction was a few thousand.

>>154903556
being a dunce is something that is learned, retardation is a disease and can be genetic...

I'm no aqua fag but shes just a stuck up bitch because she was a high-level goddess for a long time, she doesn't have to think critically to monolog her way up the ranks.

>>154903462
If you plan to bring a soul only meant to suffer with some kind of fucked disease detected, for the rest of his/her life you better take good care of them or none at all and abort them.

That's my opinion

>>154903865
If he spends 100 thousand a day 2 billion will last 55 years, if a day at the construction site is worth a few thousand he's fine.

>>154903865
If 2000 Eris a day can cover basic living expenses, 2 billion will let him live comfortably for the rest of his life
They're not even paying for the mansion

>>154904085
I take it as it's the english billion, not the billion used in the rest of the world.

>>154903940

I don't think any one plans to bring people in to the world with fucked up diseases. Sometimes shit just happens. Regardless, you must take responsibility for your actions and taking a human life because it doesn't meet your expectations is the opposite of responsible.

>>154904235
>I don't think any one plans to bring people in to the world with fucked up diseases
You do when you breed with Aqua

>>154904235
Not him but if someone's life is going to be totally shit regardless if you can bear it or not, I don't think it's good to bring someone to the world just to watch him suffer until he dies.
I'm against abortion when it's a healthy human being but some cases can't be helped.

>>154903865
>>154903297
Eris = yen when you compare it to a dollar

>>154904340

There are plenty of people suffering in this world, anon. It doesn't make it OK to kill them.

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Translating doujins is fun.

>>154904182
No one uses that meaning of billion any more.

>>154903543
Yes, magic australia only.

>>154904443
She's supposed to be pouting, but her cheeks give the impression that she's chewing something.

Axis Akbar

>>154904340
I just don't plan to ever have kids at all. No way I can make someone happy that I gave them life in this world.

>>154904443
I want to touch the yunyuns.

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>>154894312
I did that and i'm pretty sure MAGIC-POW on Megumin's was in 100 or 200.

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>>154905112
Megumin's megumins are pretty nice too.

>>154905245

It says 231

Megumin casual town clothes looked pretty nice

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Lalatina is the CUTEST!

>>154887557

Darkness gets raped by an old man to pay off the MC's debts at hte start of the second series.

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>>154905503
excellent taste

>>154905303
Did anon translate it?

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>>154905503
>>154905616
Remove Lalatina.

>>154905620
I'm currently translating it if that's what you're asking.

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What would be the best way to make it so fan art of Megumin and Yunyun appears on the screens in this webm?

>>154905303
When will you be done and upload it on the panda anon?

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>>154905503
Lalatina is a shameless slut!

>>154905754
There are only 16 pages, so it shouldn't take more than two days. I could do it in even less time, but I'm lazy.

>>154905679
God bless your soul

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>>154900394
Why stop there? Aqua has goddess genes, Megumin has crimson genes, Darkness has noble genes. You can raise an army of arch priests, super powerful wizards, and invincible tanks. Why not just place them in a public use station in the middle of a high level town, so all the powerful adventurers can bless them with their superior genes.

They are all perfect for breeding.

>>154905679
Keep up the good work.

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>>154905834
Megumin would just die during childbirth.

>>154905834
I cannot allow that. I actually like Megumin and Darkness.

>>154906098
If you really want to defeat the demon king, then sacrifices have to be made .

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>>154906075
Megumin has a flat chest and her ass isn't big at all but her hips aren't that tiny.

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>>154894117
I can't wait for the finished product

>>154894117
YAMERO

I wan to take Yunyuns virginity and ditch her the next morning.

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I'd be Yunyun's friend if she let me have sex with her daily. Otherwise I don't think I could put up with her.

>>154907236
>>154906977
You dont want an annoying girl being annoying all day long every day
You might think its cute but you'll regret it very soon.
Yunyun was born exclusively to be bullied

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How does it stay up?

>>154906977
I want to impregnate yunyun and walk out with her child.

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>>154907318

>>154907318
It stays up on it's own because it's a MAJJJIIK AITAAM

>>154907296

>implying

Yunyun would probably stop being obnoxious once she actually got attention. The only reason she's a pest is because she has no one to talk to.

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I can't stop cumming to Megumin, send help

It is delayed indefinitely

>>154907645
You should kill yourself.

>>154906098
Save megumin and darkness
Let aqua die for our sins

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>>154907645
Nothing can be done, anon.

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>>154907645
I don't blame you.

If you want a good comedy that goes down fast and becomes a harem comedy, then this is the series for you. Enjoy as your favorites character get pushed more to the side so they can bring one girl you don't like from the group to be with Kazooie for the majority of the episode only for it to end with zero (0) character development and end with the usual character thing that sets them apart (Magumin makes fire, Aqua cries, Darkness get's excited with humiliation) and Kazukaki gets nothing.


For a series that makes fun of/parodies tropes from the usual RPGs and Isekai series, it really does nothing to set itself apart from them.

>>154908731
Subscibbled my dude.

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Would you a real Megumin?

>>154908846
I'm pretty sure most YTs consider it the second coming of Jesus when it's just an ok series at most.

>>154905503
I live for the fidgets and pouts.

>>154908979
I would any Megumin.

Wiz is a pretty good girl.

>>154905503
LN Lalatina > embarassed anime Lalatina > usual Lalatina

>>154894117
you could have at least made YunYun enjoy it

>>154903462
>4 children
Disgusting. Stop breeding and overpopulating our world you fucking resource drain.

>>154913051
> Let overpopulation meme
Nice try that shit only works on honest hard working white folk because we want them extinct.

>>154913051
>stop breeding
topkek, he fell for the lie.

>>154913480
Wew I wonder who is behind this post

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Why does [s4s] like her so much?

Who's better Yunyun or Wiz?

>>154896374
>They're all better than typical moeblob trash of course

BROTHER!

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Goddamn I love s2's opening so much
I can't stop listening to it
it fits so well and is overall better than the s1's

>there won't be S3
>there won't be an animated version of the Megumin spinoff

Fucking why? I thought it sold really well.

>>154915211

Nothing will ever top s1 ed. It's perfect.

>>154914628
They like cute memes

>>154915295
Considering how many fans there are around the globe we could easily raise a fund to pay for S3 to happen

>>154902796
Anon girls shirts have buttons on the opposite sides...

>>154915211
Jesus, someone fucking fire the director for letting this shitty art style in on this show. It's not even a unique style like what Kill La Kill had, it's just so horrible and inconsistent.

>>154904182

>Take this, the debt Darkness owed you, two billion Eris! Two thousand pieces of Magic Silver Eris coin worth a million Eris each!

>>154917157
Tasteless pleb.

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>>154902189
>Unless she wills it of course
According to my impressive knowledge of hentai-psychology that just means you need to keep giving her dicks until she sticks her tongue out and makes a peace sign.

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WHY ISN'T THIS GETTING A SEASON 3!?
Honestly... Why can't Japan entertainment and production companies be consistent with their shows?
Here in the US every fucking cheap and shitty tv show, sitcom, drama gets signed on for 4+ seasons while anime gets jack shit.
So what's the deal over there?

>>154918658

Because much like the bulk of adaptions, it's just a glorified ad for the manga/LN. A lot of shit intentionally shows "go read the LN to find out what happens next!" stuff in the last few minutes of the last episode (looking at you, Overlord).

>>154918658
Do you know how the sales lines work, and how some shows need to drive certain BD sales and that manga/novel sales also drive decisions? In the case of Konosuba, I don't know if anybody really knows the answer, as it's fairly popular. Perhaps you need to lurk more and try to understand the industry first.

>>154918658
>WHY ISN'T THIS GETTING A SEASON 3!?
Because it's just like every other Isekai light novel, except for it gets worse. Maybe if it was like Re:Zero and actually started out like shit and got better as time went on, it might actually have gotten a 3rd season.

>>154891178
Any schedule for the Konosuba megaman game?

>>154918658

Not enough total LN content, not enough sales, unpopular. The way this series is made also isn't really something that can get dragged on for too long. It's already a miracle that it even has an S2 for an SoL like LN although the 10 episodes per season is cruel IMO.

Konosuba is good, but not good enough. We need to be satisfied with its occasional cashgrabs and other free content.

>>154918658
It will but it's probably not as far into production

If we don't want anymore noticeable animation flaws we'll have to wait awhile

>>154918872

>RE Zero supposedly gets better
>it sold well
>yet it still doesn't have a S2

Explain.

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how does agua get drunk

>>154919018
>not enough sales
>trended over 10k in S1
What are you on?

>>154919104
>Explain.
Nothing to really explain. It had 24 fucking episodes (They even got fucked with the budget sometime after episode 18), and little chibi specials, so i'm happy for right now. Also it's getting a somewhat stupid VN for the waifufags on the Vita.

>>154887440
10/10 troll would reply again

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>>154919160
That's a good question....
Really makes you think.

>>154915712
men's shirts have buttons on the right and women's have them on the left
go to your closet and check

>>154919018
>Not enough total LN content
Less than half of it has been adapted.

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mfw megumin has to hope to grow her hair real quick to win the kazumabowl before the LN ends

>>154918658
It will. As soon as Index gets season 3... ;_;

>>154919332
She also hopes to grow her breasts. High intelligence my ass.

>>154919703
her boobs are probably in a nice place

Kazuma doesnt seem to mind eris using pads

>>154919703
You'd be surprised what milk can do, besides give men prostate cancer.

>>154918924

It comes out with the first batch of DVD/BD on March 24

>>154919906
Fuck, that's tomorrow. I'm still busy with Nier.

>>154919842

>im-fucking-plying milk is bad for you

Go be a scrawny, frail skeleton somewhere else.

>>154919959
....anon there is a skeleton inside you right now

>>154919720
He doesn't considering Eris as his girlfriend though.

>>154902284
why is lizards leg circled?

>>154919998

>not befriending the skeleton inside you by forming a mutual bond
>you feed him milk to empower his bones
>he uses his spooky powers to ward off evil

All the talk of "milk causes cancer and gives you acne" is a bunch of bullshit spread by salty Europeans/Asians because they're all lactose intolerant and can't enjoy it's creamy goodness.

>>154919842
I think it's just misbelief. Brests size depends on your genetics only.

>>154919959
Everything in moderation, though you shouldn't be introducing more hormones into your system.

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>mfw I'll never receive a blessing from Aqua

>>154889716
She can get drunk so no

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHuBqerfyec

>>154920050
>>154920077
I'd be inclined to believe that cow milk, meant to introduce hormones into a developing calf, may have adverse affects on people. Then again, everything we eat nowadays is chock full of hormones.

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What would the Konosubas look like if they were rule 63ed? I can't find any rule 63 fanart strangely enough.

I think Kazuma would basically be Rin Shibuya.
>brown hair
>green eyes

>BB B B BUT RIN IS PRETTY AND KAZUMA IS AN UGLY NEET!
Kazuma isn't ugly actually. He's not ugly in the anime and he's certainly not ugly in the Light Novels. He's actually a good looking guy who lacks height (165cm). If Kazuma was a girl she would definitely be at least a 9/10.

>>154920086
>>154920166

I'm pretty sure the usual "3 glasses a day" bit won't cause any adverse effects to humans.

>>154920191
>Barely 5'5

Where'd you find that? I'm curious about everyone's else's height

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>>154920252
http://skythewoodtl.com/g11/
Height is 165cm, weight 55kg. 16 years old, brown hair and eyes…

Yeah I know it says brown eyes but his hair is actually freaking blue in the LN. It's like the author just doesn't care.

Only Kazuma's height was shown but it's possible to guess everyone's heights using just his height.

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>>154920351
>hair is actually breaking blue

I meant his eyes are blue

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>>154920252
This ought to help

>>154920425
This shit looks like a mugshot

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>>154920425
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>154919249
>>154915712
>>154902796
>you don't know women's clothes
Y'all are right the buttons are on the correct side for girls but you missed the fact that the button should go through the eye on the other side not attach in-front like in the picture. So either those are snaps rather than buttons and the other half wasn't drawn or those are buttons and the artist is retarded.
Either way you are wrong.

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>>154920552
Sounds hot.

>>154920552
Here's your (You) for that shitty every thread post.

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>>154920552
>this fucking copypasta

>>154920552
I know this a copypasta but it will never stop being my fetish

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>>154920602
If someone is going to post the height chart or mention size, be sure that I'll recount imagining how fun it would be to manhandle Megumin's tiny body and how I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>154891333
Chomusuke confirmed for best and only pure girl

>>154920589
Oh brilliant, it's that shitty Deviantart burger artist whining about everyone artwork again.

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>With two billion, I could spend my entire life in a dream world that I desire…?

>When I was thinking about that, Megumin and Aqua closed in on me.

>“Kazuma today feels really… something— really handsome! Neh, Kazuma-san, I want an extravagant pet house for Emperor Zell!”
> If you really want to sweet talk me or something like that, use your assets or expensive saké or something! There are a variety of ways, right? If you do that, I even won’t mind linking arms with you!”
Aqua is just a fucking slut. If you have money and treat her with booze she will do everything you want.

>>154921026
What did Megumin ask for?

>>154920755
Dunno who you think I am but I sure as hell ain't an artist.
Free (you) for ya troubles tho.

>>154921103
magic item that enhances magical powers

>>154921026
>Aqua is just a fucking slut. If you have money and treat her with booze she will do everything you want.
Alcohol is her only escape in Australia.

>>154920425
>Eris and Chris are the same height

Really makes you think

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>>154921139
At least it's practical, unlike Aqua.

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>>154920425
I got something different.

>>154921205
Escape from what? All what she do is laying on couch, eating and drinking.

>>154921302
Australian misery.

>>154921261
You really going to argue with the official reference chart?

>>154921110
Don't worry, everyone think you are really shit and pathetic whichever site you go, shitty artist.

>>154903462
And I bet none of them are retarded.

>>154921261
>heights """"""""""""final""""""""""""

How much of an autist do you have to be to argue bullshit math against an official reference by the creators?

>>154921317
Shit i want to be miserable like she.

>>154921261
>My god he's actually only.... 18 centimeters tall?
Wtf is the ruler even there for anyways? If you never establish a baseline height wtf is the point?

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>You might regret this when you grow up
>What do you mean grow up, I'm almost 15

It was a bit weird as the author said but I thought it was pretty nice.

A lot better than "Oh I'm about to get sort-of raped quick kazuma take my virginity"

>>154921565
>If you never establish a baseline height wtf is the point?
Except that the baseline is Kazuma since there's a full body picture of him next to the ruler. It establishes that his midriff is at 11 and head at 18.

>>154921575
What are you talking about?

>>154921895
end of volume 9

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>>154907645

>>154915211

Aqua's slighty saggy tits and thick thighs will never get old

>>154922107
To bad the LN does what normal isekai LNs do and repeat the cycle of fanservice without any sex

>Touch tits
>sleep with girl in bed
>NO SEX
>Take girls panties
>Repeat


Does absolutely nothing with the amount of "character development" it tries so hard to act like it's building up,

>>154922281
why should there be sex?

>>154922319
Explosion jr. obviously wants his Dick, and, for someone who "threw" his life away just to "save" a girl he had no relation with, Kazuma should be wanting to dick something.


Again, like i said, for the amount of character development they try acting like they give the characters, it should be apparent that sexual intercourse would be something they would want to do by now.

>>154922540
>sexual intercourse would be something they would want to do by now.
it's almost as if we're watching a cartoon.

>>154922540
>Kazuma should be wanting to dick something.
He dicks someone every night in his dreams.

Megumeme definitely wants to be exploded in and dumb expected coincidences stop that from happening but "they didn't fuck so character development doesn't exist" doesn't really mae any sense.

>>154922698
I'm talking about the LN, not the anime.

>>154922829
You do realize LN have genre distinction and expectations too.
If you want sex, read seinen or josei LN and mangos.

>>154920191
>>154920425
tfw same height as Kazuma

>>154887440
Is this the designated 3am shitpost hurricane thread?

Last night's kissanime thread didn't sate me

>>154923381
>Last night's kissanime thread didn't sate me
Wait... people are still using kissanime?

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>>154923454
It doesn't hurt that much because I'm a spic

>>154923477
No, someone just made a bait thread and it snowballed into a complete disaster of a thread with loli and scat

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>>154923480
Sure, whatever you say.

>>154923480
you have to back manlet lmao

>>154923567
You missed a go there, chicano

>>154920425
>I'd be 3rd tallest
I should move to nipland and shirk my manlet status

>>154923597
When I was in japan i've feeled like a fucking gigant. 185cm

>>154923650
>>154923597
>5'8"
>vacation in Ireland
>go to a disco
>yes my feet hurt, thanks for asking
>women gushing about how tall I was
>the handful of Fionns thought it was hilarious
>5'4" Paddys scowled all night

I genuinely couldn't believe it, if someone wasn't 6'+ they were <5'5"

>>154923278
>tfw same height as Wiz
Perfect.

>>154898667
I want to be the man Darkness wants!

>>154924040
I know she said either scrawny or fat, but i don't think she means "Looks like a boulder and can hardly move" fat.

>>154924040
You already are

>tfw you will never see Megumin throwing javelins and doing all the outdoorsy stuff rangers do.

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>>154923480
6'3" and hispanic.

Feels good senpai

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Someone should make rule 63 fanart on the Konosubas. I can't find any.

Female Megumin is 151.3cm meaning she's about 5 feet tall.
Her ideal weight for her age is 80.9 lbs - 120.3 lbs so she would be about 100 lbs or 45 kg.
With this we can guess what a gender bent Megumin would be. Men are 15% heavier and 15 cm taller than women.

Male Megumin would be 14 years old, 166cm and about 56 kg.

Male Kazuma is 16 years old, 165 cm and 55 kg.
Female Kazuma would be 150 cm and about 44 kg.

>>154915329
Seconded

>>154924338
So....Kazuma reversed Megumin?

>>154924338
>fem kazuma carrying a drained male megumin

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Darkness is a sexual masochist so she would be a smaller version of Billy Herrington. I like him more this way.
Darkness 167cm and probably heavily built like 71 kg.
Male Darkness would be 182cm and something like 84 kg.

WAGA

Kazuma! Kazuma!

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This handsome, well groomed, stupid, sexy, nearly flawless piece of shit looks like male Aqua.

Aqua is ageless, 161.3cm and probably like 55kg because of her big hips.
Male Aqua would be 176.3cm and around 70kg.

In the US, men average 175.7cm and women average 161.8cm. It's kinda interesting how Aqua is just average.

>Kazuma is tiny
>Megumin is small
>Aqua is average
>Darkness is slightly tall

>>154920191
>>154924338
>>154924429
>>154924575
Why do you care so much about this?

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>>154924565
Kazuma desu.

>>154924607
He's gay and afraid to accept it.

>>154920016
The chain is going through its body. The lizard is dead and is holding the pin because it is actually a decoration of some sort. Sad day.

>>154887440
So does anybody know the current sales figures for Konosuba S2?

>>154898667
>tfw an overachiever that fails to meet darkness quota.

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The more I go back at this scene the more I believe aqua is lesbian in denial.

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>ywn rub your dick on darkness's toned body.

>>154927464
why would she be in denial? the axis cult welcomes same sex relationships.

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>>154920552
>/a/ being intimidated by women stronger than themselves.

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>>154927586
>same sex relationships
Yeah, but not between different races.
Can't blame her though.

>>154927464
Is this what the manga looks like?

>>154927661
Liches are fucking undead, walking corpses, not the other race.

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>>154927744
In fantasy Australia, becoming a lich is a race change.

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>Rei may never get to VA Megumin again

>>154928203

Why?

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>Based kazuma
I can't tell if it's the mirror, or the oppai head rest or even darkness being a cloth hanger.
But the hookah seems like epitome.
Anyone tried it before?