Megumin Monday

>Megushit
Kill yourself, shit eater.

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>>154817878
>145cm
>roughly 40kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>154817945
>Oh no, a thread about a character I dislike! I must act like a toxic faggot because obviously I have nothing better to do.

>>154817945
Fuck off, Aqua.

so let's this discuss this,

do megumin counted as loli or not?

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>>154818089
No, she doesn't have the body of a loli. Kazuma just calls her a "lolikko" because she's small and cute.

>>154817955
>posting it again to get more (You)s

Pathetic.

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Get wrecked.

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Do you guys prefer lewd Megumin or cute Megumin?

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>>154818749
Is "both" an option?

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>>154818895
I'd argue she is always both, but she can lean in either direction.

50/50 is a viable answer though.

Lalatina wins KazumaKazumabowl.

>>154818749
60% cute, 40% lewd for me.

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COWTITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>154817878
loliNEET.

>>154819803
Megumin isn't a loli!

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>>154819862
deal with it nerd, you're a pedo

>>154819993
I am, but Megumin is too old for my taste.

>>154820089
Is Komekko more to your liking then?

>>154820121
Yes, and no.
I like her type and all, but we don't see enough of her to say she is.

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>>154817878
This is how I keep myself alive

People should stop shipping kazuma and megumin, kazuma firmly stated that he is not a lolicon so I guess the rest of the girls have a better chance with him. The fact that megumin likes him doesn't mean they will end together.

>>154817878

If your heart doesn't go BLAM BLAM, you are not truly in love with the goddess of explosions.

>>154818749
Hatless. Her hair is by far the cutest. Can be lewd, cute or cool

>>154820209
>kazuma firmly stated that he is not a lolicon
[citation needed]
The way I see it, he just doesn't want to be called a lolicon, but has nevertheless shown signs of attraction to Megumin more than a few times.

>>154818749
cool Megumin

>>154820209
Which is funny, because Kazuma looks closer in age to Megumin, than to the other girls who look way older than Kazuma.
Darkness in particular looks like she could be his mother.

Someone will upload the game as soon as the BD is out on Friday right?

>>154818749

I just realized. There might be no bras in Konosuba universe. Kazuma steals panties all the time, but he never stole bras. That's why all girls have sagging breasts.

Why is there no good porn or lewd fanart of Megumin?

>>154820747

Are you serious mate? Danbooru and panda website is filled with megumin right now.

>>154820747
Are you joking? ExH has a lot of god-tier Megumin doujins, Sankaku has 2500 Megumin pics and pixiv has at least triple that amount.

>>154820668
Not unless she got preggers at 12.

>>154820997
Darkness is an old hag!

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Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la.

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Would drunk Megumin try to cast explosion or just annoy Kazuma? Still not sure what I want to do here.

>>154821804
She'd try to vanquish yunyun with her mighty sword excalibur.

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>>154821796
Post more of Megumin's nonexistent cleavage

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Where can I import BD 7? The cover art is perfect

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>>154821804
she makes one of her nipples slip out of her dress to tease and bully him

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Hey anons, what about that axis cult huh. It sounds pretty great, maybe we should all join it.

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>>154821846
Have some pocky too.

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>>154821846
Who has the better cleavage?

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>>154822112
Is that even a question? One of these two doesn't even HAVE a cleavage.
Megumin.

>>154821951
Why is Aqua cosplaying as best girl?

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>>154822112
Yunyun's yunyuns.

>>154822112
Does anyone have that SUPER low cut yunyun cleavage picture?

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>>154822228
WHAT'S WITH THOSE BREASTS

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>>154822275
Yes yes, I'm Kazuma.

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>>154822112
Low cut like this?

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>>154822328
>>154822334
>same resolution
>same filetype
>different filesize

Ohh boy! Another week of the same 3 anons spamming the same pictures over and over again.

>>154822384
I think >>154822334 was edited because the filesize is exactly 1.2 MB on the artist's Twitter.
>>154822409
Don't you know how to read the poster count?

>>154822409
Megumin threads actually reach 180 posters when the activity peaks, so you're really far off.

>>154822409
33 IPs here according to 4chanx

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>>154822510
It's just me and my 32 phones

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>>154822452
>>154822486
>>154822510
>Falling for bait
Megumin is dissapoint.

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>>154822615
Poe's law

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Posting real best girl.

Girls whom you have a bro relationship / best relationship make the best partners.

This is an undisputed fact.

>>154822284
Megumin is a cunt.

>>154822577
that's only 17 phones where are the others?

>>154822871
Oh, yes. I guess unpopular girls also need and deserve attention.
You're free to AW here by posting the objective worst girl, but please do it with moderation.

http://megumin.love
Rie's voice is like music to my ears.

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>>154823120
>Rie's voice is like music to my ears.
And her face is made to be sprayed on with cum.

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>>154823077

>>154823184
>And her face is made to be sprayed on with cum.
Make it happen commander.

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>>154823077
why so mean anon?

>>154823184
She is pretty cute. I like her.

>>154823184
Hey did we ever get a update on that ANON that met her in a store and talked to her?

Or was he a huge lying fag?

>>154823471
Come on anon, who would do such a thing? Go on the internet and tell lies?

>>154823120
This is very addictive. I can see why it has more then 15 million clicks.

>>154823120
>>154823184
>>154823538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Davld8hb3x

>>154823032
Waaayyyy up my asshole

>>154823471
Not that anon but I did meet her in a trainstation. Gave her the bbc and she squirted all over it.

True story.

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Can we please never ever bully my wife YunYun?

>>154823785
That's a pretty big ass she's got there.

>>154823785
Don't worry, Megumin is the only woman in my life.

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>>154823785
Not for bullying.

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>>154823822
She's a big girl

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Can YunYun be loved?

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It honestly hurts me when people bully Yunyun. It's over the line. She's pure, kind and innocent, she doesn't deserve Megumin-treatment. Megumin on the other hand can be bullied to DESS.

>>154823938
She's like a big breasted Megumin, so I guess she'd be an okay mistress. I can't picture myself loving her any more than that.

>>154820349
>I might be a NEET, but I’m not a lolicon.
LN vol.10 chapter 1

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>>154823966
>She's like a big breasted Megumin, so I guess she'd be an okay mistress. I can't picture myself loving her any more than that.
Their personalities are completely different.

Yunyun is naive and kind.
Megumin is a dumb chuuni who needs to be bullied.

>>154818749
Cute in the streets, lewd in the sheets

>>154824006
I'm obviously talking about their looks, cunt. Her boring personality is the reason why I can't love her.

>>154823981
He's in denial. During the bath scene with Megumin and Darkness, the thing that first piqued his interest was Darkness talking about Megumin's butt.

>>154822112
>>154822228
>>154822328
>>154822334
>>154823785
>>154823866
>>154823881
>>154823910
>>154823938
Go away Yunyun, nobody likes you here, only good for bullying saggy tit slut.

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>this thread

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>>154824111
>Her boring personality is the reason why I can't love her.
Oh, child. Generation Z surely is cancerous.

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>>154824176
>Go away Yunyun, nobody likes you here, only good for bullying saggy tit slut.

>>154824352
Sorry, but she has as much personality as a wet dishrag.

>>154818749

But cute is lewd.

>>154824425
She has loving, caring and kind personality.
Underage teenagers can't understand it, you look for flashy meme girls like Megumin.

>>154824153
Anyway she isn't loli anymore, she's almost 15 and Kazuma 17, she is just flat chested short girl.

>>154818088
That's obviously Darkness.

>>154824497
>reiterates the reasons why people find Yunyun boring
>"You're a kid for disagreeing with me, and so is the majority of the Konosuba fanbase because they like Megumin"
It feels like I'm talking to a wall. So much for Yunyuntards I guess.

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Yunyun would be a good wife.

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>YES

What did she mean by this?

>>154824687
She's expressing her consent for sexual activities

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>>154824687
The opposite of no

>>154824687
Am I a pedophile for finding this hot?

>>154824674
I want Yunyun to stop being scared and stop her suffering. I want to be her friend and husbando.

>>154824798
Yes, that's definitely how it works.

>>154824812
Watch out for miscarriages.

>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>154824969
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>154824687

Hoh goodness me

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>>154824969
>tfw you are directly responsible for this and the Megumin bullying drawfag

I didn't make all the super edgy ones though

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>>154825123
>I didn't make all the super edgy ones though
Good. I would have killed you on the spot if you were the guy who made the edgy ones.

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>145cm
>ywn pat her fluffy head while she looks up at you like this

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>>154825198
You mean this one?

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>>154825198
I'm also the guy who got quoted for the "doctors are baffled" post. I feel pretty accomplished.

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>>154825199
>ywn never sleep in the same bed as her

>>154825259
If Kazuma isn't attracted to Megumin, then WHY IS HE BLUSHING?
Checkmate, Axis cultists.

>>154825319
> isn't attracted
>said that he loves her

>>154825467
Where and when?

>>154820702
has never seen 3d breasts/10

>>154825516
In LN, when this picture take place.

>>154825750
I was put off by the awful grammar, but it appears that I'm going to have to read through the entirety of the novels tonight.

>>154818548
We've reached memedom. No cause for alarm.

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>>154825516
Chapter 5 of volume 9-
>“M-Megumin. Uhm, you said you love me right? Well…Uhm…I think I also love you too!”
>“…Really? What do you like about me?”
>“…Um, well, like…explosion magic and such…?”
Kazuma's retarded and just wants to get his dick wet but is too much of a coward to actually go through with anything

Literally the day after Megumin's confession:
>“…While we’re talking about this, could I ask what type of girl Kazuma likes?”
>“My type? Hm, I haven’t really considered that before… If I really have to say it though, it would be a ‘long haired, big boob’ed girl that would dote on me a lot’?”
There's no way he's not intentionally sabotaging his relationship

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>>154821951

Neh, seems like a great idea! Here is the signup sheet. There is a bonus of free soap for each relative you get to sign up as well.

>>154825845
Shit, english isn't my native language though.
It's volume 9, last chapter, when she came to his room after the battle with wolbach.

Anyone going to translate Red Battle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpx8VvhSRlE

>>154826155
It sounds like he felt touched by Megumin's confession and wanted to reciprocate the feelings, but spilled spaghetti just the way you'd expect from a NEET.

>>154826155
>Kazuma's retarded
>no way he's not intentionally sabotaging his relationship

Are you arguing with your self?

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>>154823785

Twice-daily reminder.

>>154826248
Yeah that will be great.

>>154826223
Thanks for the info, friend.

>>154825255

I milked that insta-classic in a pic that's someplace itt or in the Yunday one from last night, sempai.

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>>154825255
mfw

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>>154818548

>>154826290
That doesn't explain his retardation the next day

>>154824901
Anon... Sometimes bullying goes to far, Careful with your words you might hurt someone.

Is there any new interesting ways to bully Yunyun?

>>154826727
In case you haven't noticed he actually is kind of a retard, his luck just saves him most of the time.

>>154826795
Who? Yunyun? Nobody cares about her anyway.

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It's actually hilarious just how superior Megumin is to Yunyun. Yunyun begins life on easy mode (wealthy family in charge of the village) while Megumin starts with the difficulty set to very hard (dirt poor, family can barely feed themselves). But yet...

>Megumin is academically superior to Yunyun
>Megumin can make friends while Yunyun plays chess with herself
>Megumin has succeeded in every single duel (except one which is determined only by circumstances of birth) regardless of whether it relates to skill, physical fitness, artistic ability, etc
>Megumin has made it to 3rd base while Yunyun hasn't even left the plate, despite having no assets to help her
>Megumin has a personality while Yunyun is a wet blanket
>Megumin has destroyed several demon generals while Yunyun has accomplished nothing in life

It baffles me that Yunfags even exist

>>154826983
Probably contrarians who just don't like how popular Megumi is.

Fuck them, she is best girl without even a contest.

>>154826983
>Megumin has made it to 3rd base
When?

>>154826727
He was being honest about his sexual preferences, and probably hurt Megumin in the process.
Sure, that was retarded, but that doesn't mean they won't end up together.

Megumin is useless 99% of the time and it's by her own chuuni idiocy she is that way.

>>154827165
Yup, Konosuba is about good-for-nothings. That's not news.

>>154827165
Actually she is deling pretty well with her dd role.

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>>154827165
Megumin offered her adventurer card to Kazuma so he could give her any spell he wanted, because she felt bad about being useless.

[Spoiler]But there is no mage better than our Megumin.[/spoiler]

>>154818749
Chuuni Megumin.

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>>154827165
Kind of agree...
Instead of directing all her point towards her ONE EXPLOSION, she could instead become useful and use her points to increase her mana pool and cast more than one explosion per day.
Two explosions would literally make her 10x more useful in a party.

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>>154827284
>But there is no mage better than our Megumin.
I actually teared up a bit.
This is why Megumin wins the Kazumabowl

>>154827579
Even liches can't have that amount of mana, let alone humans. The fact Megumin can cast explosion at all is extremely impressive.

>>154827165
>>154827579

That's the point though. MC is a weakling, Tank is useless, mage is good for one use and healer attracts enemies. Konosuba is fun because they still do well despite of their flaws and it is fun to watch them interact. It is basically isekai sitcom anime. If you are reading Konosuba for action, you are doing it wrong.

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>you will never feel Megumin's flat chest on your back

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>>154827729
>yfw her reaction is only because of the "flat" part

>>154827579
She's increasing her mana pool constantly, but she also increasing her explosion power so it doesn't matter.

Do Megumin's boots constitute as fuckme-boots?

>>154827839
I don't see how.

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>>154827839
>do her feet count as fuckme-feet?
>do her hands count as fuckme-hands?
>does her neck count as a fuckme-neck?
>does her cloak count as a fuckme-cloak?
>does her eyepatch count as a fuckme-eyepatch?
I don't understand how anybody could answer that except yourself. Purely subjective.

>>154827839
Explain.

>>154828040
That pic is quite hot. Whoever made this should create a pixiv account.

I understand why megumin doesn't want to do other thing but to cast explosions, that has been explained. But why darkness doesn't want to learn at least how to use her sword just a bit? I'm sure she has some points to spare and it will be tremendously useful if she could hit an enemy.

The only thing I can think of is her fetish holding her back but that's even more stupid than megumin's reason but she gets called useless more than darkness which is unfair considering that at least megumin is trying to become the best at what she does since it's her dream.

>>154828050
you know, fuckme-boots. The kind that makes it look like the wearer is looking for a good fuck. Normally they come with high heels though so I guess Megumin's aren't.

>>154828162
She thinks that she will become too op if she'll be able to hit an enemy

Does anyone know about that web page with a red background, pictures of Megumin that load continually and a version of Ouchi ni Kaeritai sung by Rie Takahashi?

>>154828280
That doesn't look like something bad considering her party is constantly facing demon king bosses and other powerful enemies.
Besides she can always choose not to attack someone that's too weak which is not different than what she does now.

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How can Aqua and Darkness even compete?

>>154821951
>>154822192
You know that's not supposed to be aqua?

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>>154825123
I'm the one who made the edgy ones. Too bad the drawfag may not draw them.

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>>154828808
Darkness can't at all.

I love Aqua, but not in a "mai waifu" sort of way like Megumin, I just think she's the funniest and carries the series with her antics.

Aquafags are the fucking worst though.

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Why are they cute together /a/?

>>154828808
>>154829167
Is aqua even interested in the kazuma bowl? I read the LNs some time ago so I don't remember well but I think she never showed any feelings for Kazuma. I don't even recall her embracing kazuma as a friend, something that the other two have done regardless of any love feelings they have for him.

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>>154829249
It's a fun and genuine relationship with actual chemistry instead of a couple of Mary Sues being perfect together.

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>>154829322
Neither of them would admit it, but they are best friends who look out for eachother. They have zero romantic or sexual attraction toward eachother though.

>>154829249
I like the fact that they are more alike than they actually know. Megumin's way of being is even more treacherous than Kazuma who gets called a scum all the time.

>>154817955
Imagine how man it would be to funhandle her body tiny. I'd just walk around the things looking for house to fuck her over and bend her on

>>154829322
Nothing beyond platonic friendship in the LN, he gets rocks for her collection and they go out drinking at night
If the WN is anything to go by she doesn't develop any romantic feelings until the very end of the series

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M-my wife Wiz is pretty cool too.

>>154824969
Sit down and roll out the measuring tape to the height. Feels nice.

>>154829623
Very cool

>>154829623
She's an ice cold killa.

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>>154827626
While she would never say it, I wonder if she secretly hopes that Kazuma would take advantage of her while she's on the ground.

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>>154828040
oh, you colored it, though this particular piece is just on a doodle non final line stage and need to remove lines and fix a bit of anatomy. Most of the blue ones i do are sketchy doodles unless i decided to make them final and make the lines a little finer and has less scratchy.

>>154829979

Thanks for the OC

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>You will never make Megumin feel like a woman

>>154826155

The irony is once Kazuma fucked Megumin once he'd be hooked, and wouldn't leave her for Darkness.

How can I rip all these megumins?
http://gumin.ml/en/

>>154829911
Hot

>>154829911
Got nothing from saucenao or google, can you sauce?

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>>154830244
>http://gumin.ml/en/

Inspect element anon

>>154830335
I don't know the exact link but search for megumin on nhentai

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ЯМЕРОООО

>>154830335

ni gohoubi o

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>>154830335
https://nhentai.net/g/175220/

>>154830335
https://nhentai.net/g/175220/
Got ya covered

>>154830387
I can't into wget, write me the script please, anon

>>154830420
Go home Pyotr.

>>154830429
>>154830425
>>154830449

Thanks lads.

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>>154830465

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>be in public place
>think about Megumin
>try to hide boner
>hurts to walk

It's a tough life

>>154830526
It's a tough life but it's the life we chose.

>>154830387
>>154830460
Actually, this might work
lynx -dump -listonly 'http://gumin.ml/en' | awk '/\.jpg$/ {print $2}' | xargs wget

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>>154830526
>be me
>in traffic court
>pleading guilty to driving without privileges
>think about Megumin
>get boner
>something hits me
>immediately know that Megumin would be disappointed in me
>boner goes away
Will she forgive me?

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>>154830643
Of course not. Megumin wants to be seen as a woman, and part of being a woman is being sexually attractive. You're flattering her, complementing her definitely-not-poorly-developed body!

>>154830810
I just love the red eyes, i wish red eyes were natural.

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Uh oh

https://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=61967867&ref=touch_manga_button_thumbnail

>>154831321
What am I looking at?
I can't read island runes...

>>154831413
An upcoming Megumin 3D porn game. I don't know if I should be happy or not.
On one hand, this is going to be hot, but on the other hand she's probably going to get abused.

>Anime: Megumin doesn't hesitate to explode all over Kazuma's skeleton
>LN: Kazuma dying upsets her so much she's willing to give up explosion magic

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>>154831979
LN is shit. What is your point?

>>154832046
dumb axisposter

>>154832046
Why are you posting Aqua? I get that this is a reaction pic, but shouldn't it be verboten?

>>154830420
Blyad :DDDD

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>>154832046
95% of what is in the anime comes from the LN, you can't dislike one while liking the other.

>>154823866
>>154824176
but that's megumin anon

>>154831761
>probably

It's @oz. Might be some vanilla, but at least 2/3 rape.

>>154832612
Megumin doesn't have breasts.

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>>154833994

>>154834182
I actually wanted someone to post this.
How beautiful.

>>154832540
As a fan of the SAO light novel, your opinion is objectively false.

>>154835017
Why do you dislike the anime? It had uninspired visual direction, sure, but it looked good and flashy.

>>154835066
Because the adaptation cut out everything that made the second arc fantastic, as well as removing a great deal of the world-building and subtle character interaction that made the LN so enjoyable.

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When was the exact moment you fell in love with her?

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>>154830112
what is OC? i thought it meant original character but it's not the case yes?

>>154835982
First sight.

>>154835982
I honestly still don't understand everyone's infatuation with her

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>>154836411
bakuretsu bakuretsu lalala

>>154836216
original content, fampai

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Give it to me straight LNfags. It's blatantly clear Megumin loves Kazuma, but does Kazuma love her? From what I hear, he doesn't reciprocate at all and just wants Eris, Iris, or a harem instead.

>>154835017
I said what happens in the anime comes from konosuba's LNs but this statement doesn't work the other way around. The LN is far superior than the anime, my opinion is that if you like the anime then you can't dislike the LNs.

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>>154836411
If this thread is still going tomorrow afternoon, I could write a small novel on why she is so great. Phoneposting in bed atm though.

>>154836646
He has no love experience and it's afraid to fuck up the statu quo so he spills spaghetti non-stop every time megumin makes a move.

In his defense, Megumin does not play clean, one day she makes a move and looks like she is serious but the next morning she acts like nothing happened which frustrates him a lot.

>>154836646
He becomes momentarily infatuated with any girl that gives him affection, Megumin is no exception

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>>154836706
Do it faggot

>>154836706
Ok, I've only watched anime though so anything in LN will be new to me. Or could that be why I don't understand it?

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>>154836518
bakuretsu bakuretsu lalala

EXPLO-

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NYYAAAAAAH

It is true that Megumin is okay with having sex with Kazuma?

>>154837747
No. Only me.

>>154836216
I really like the eyes this artist uses.

>>154836771
What is she whispering in his ear?

>>154838235
Come to my room tonight

>>154838235
Mayonegg

>>154824886
if you are attracted to girls under the age of consent you are a pedophile, you don't have to assault a little girl to be one

>>154838283
>Spain
>Age of Consent is 13
Good thing I'm not a pedophile according to you.

>>154838498
age of consent in Spain is 16 thought

What does Megumin's hair smell like?

>>154838928
Hair.

>>154839027
Thanks, virgin-kun.

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>>154838732
That's what I get for not reading past the bold 13. The fact that it was 13 only four years ago is kind of telling.

>>154839271
You welcome, cherryboy-san.

>>154839867
It's literally from the 1st chapter of the spin off manga.

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Wait, didn't these get purged? Why is it up?

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>>154840123
What got purged? Megumin is always welcome on /a/.

After the BDs are finished and S3 is confirmed to not be happening, then the mods will treat these as they should

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An Axis Cultist is making a fool out of you in front of Megumin!
How do you salvage the situation?

>>154840480
Drain touch him and give all the mana to her so she isn't exhausted all day from her daily explosion.

>>154839867
Come on man, with as few transated Konosuba doujins as there are, you should know them all by heart.

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>>154840966
>Konosuba 7 pages
>granblue fantasy 30 pages
>Love Live 49 pages
>Even Gochuumon Usagi has 4 more pages than us
What went wrong?

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>>154841199
Megumin is too pure, even for doujin artists.

>>154841374
Nigga please. I can't wait for more 40010

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>>154841981
My nigga.

>>154840226
that sucks

>>154844398
Just pray for a S3. Then the mods can't stop us.

>>154817878
>red eyes black hair
>will stop being a sperg if you ask
>chill bro tier personality underneath
>perfectly tiny
>cute
>fluffy hair
>will explode literally anything you ask
>highly skilled mage
She's just best girl.

so does meitomo.
dubs and anime real again

>>154838283
>pedophilia is age dependant.

You double nigger.

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>>154822871

They only interact out of necessity. Kazama and Megumin walk the path of explosions together.

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I love her stupid haircut

>>154848571
It's actually seriously great. Her short hair and her long locks are really cute.

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Is it still Monday?

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>>154817945

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>>154848703
Going for Wolbach look?

>>154848965
They do have similar hair styles, except Megumin's long locks are in the back whereas Wolbach has them on front. Is it a coincidence? What is the author trying to tell us?

>>154827579
How does her dress stay up?

>>154849199
...that's a good question.

>>154829549
Quality post.

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What is the best Megumin doujin?

>>154849551
Hey can you upload those folders as a joke haha

>>154849551
The vanilla one with no dialogue is perfection. I've never see someone look so horny and happy at the same time in a doujin.

>>154849958
You can find them all on ExH

>>154849968
Which one are you talking about exactly?

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>>154850233
https://nhentai.net/g/184059/

different anon but I think this is the one he is talking about, its pretty great.

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>>154849551
Ты больной человек. Но я хочу такую же коллекцию!

>>154850598
Oh, yep. I really like this one.

>>154850598
How can Megumeme be so lewd and so cute at the same time?

Is it the Crimson demon genes or is she special.

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>>154850667
She's a gem among the members of her clan, make no mistake.

>>154850612
xaxaxaxa go back to 2ch, Ivan.

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Can we push it into Megumin Tuesday too?

>>154850824
wena nido

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>>154851078
Yeah, let's just keep the thread alive until the burgers wake up.

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completely shameless bump

>>154852475

In one of the ss that came with vol 9. Megumin asks Kazuma out on a date because she noticed that a boy was following her around. They end up walking around town hand in hand and trying their best to look like a couple.

>>154853037
That's very cute. Who was that boy in the end?

>>154853123

Turns out the kid wanted to walk the path of explosions but wasn't interested in Megumin at all.

>>154817878
I don't get why she's so popular.
The asymmetry of her face alone makes her annoying.

>>154853453
The only thing on her face that would qualify as asymmetrical is her eyepatch, which she doesn't wear most of the time.

>>154853453
She's made to pander as many fetishes as possible without appearing overly lewd.

>>154854485
Not really. She's just cute and fun.

>>154853453
Its the LNs. Starting with LN5 she becomes the BY FAR most fleshed out character in the series.

>>154848571

it's actually a great haircut and works really wellw ith her choker.

>>154830449
>https://nhentai.net/g/175220/

That was worth my time thanks.

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Post cool Megumin!

>>154856252

post uncool Megumins.

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>>154856567

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>>154856567

>>154817878
Why does everyone get so powerful around episode 5ish? Like bullying the cursed sword guy who did NOTHING wrong and casting turn undead on the castle guy. Makes no sense.

>>154856954
Aqua is literally a god and still has all her standard godlike capabilities. She's just retarded so everybody, including her and you, the viewer, forgets she even has them.
Megumin came pre-packaged with EXPLOSION spell, cause that's all she ever wanted to learn. That's literally her thing, to be a one shot MOAB.
Darkness is just a god damn tough bitch, with good armor.

>>154856954
They are all overpowered from the begining, except for Kazuma ofc.

It's just that they are all useless alone because their powers are incredibly unbalanced, they need each other to function.

The reason why they can defeat mighty foes is because nobody else in the world was dumb enough to enhance only 1 ability that far in a world where you can get killed easily if you don't play it smart.

>>154857088
They're low level though. Also doesn't explain how noon thief can steal ultra high level knights cursed sword when up to then it constantly backfired and stole panties.

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>>154824153
Yes but when it came to sexual fantasy dream he chose Darkness.

My bets are on Kazuma + Darkness

Best girl.

>>154824664
Was about to say the same thing.

>>154857169
>They are all overpowered from the begining, except for Kazuma ofc.
800+ luck, Megumin has like 400 score combined.

>>154857325
Kazuma really lucked out on his luck score.

>>154857183
>backfired
that's all a matter of perspective

>>154857183
Steal targets items that are precious to the HOLDER. Girls like their pantsu and otakus treasure their goddess given cursed swords.

>>154856954
The anime skips a lot of the leveling up parts, for instance, by volume 5 they start making fun of kazuma because they leveled up a lot thanks to the monsters they defeated while kazuma who rarely gets the chance to finish off his opponents was getting behind the group.

>>154857692
delete this

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What would you do to this meme?

>>154857745
What was the post?

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>>154858759
I'd give her piggyback rides

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>>154858759
I'd hold her hand

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>>154858759
I'd wait for her to cast explosion then leave her in the forest for the wolves

>>154859023
fuck off retard

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I want to play with her hair.

>Read the LNs before adaptation comes out
>I love this girl, I found my waifu
>Anime comes out
>Megumin filling the fucking internet, contratrian shitposting, seasonal waifufags galore
Alright I'm fucking done, I'll be taking the next trip to gensokyo when my helium arrives.

>>154859708
Who cares if she's suddenly become popular? You're even worse than seasonal waifufags for dumping her over something like that.
Kill yourself, no one will miss your contrarian ass.

>>154859708
Unironically end yourself.

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>tfw you move on from the Megumeme fad and realize that Aqua is actually the best girl

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>>154860138

>>154860138
More like
>tfw you falseflag by reposting a meme conceived by Aquafags to make it look like their shit girl has a ounce of popularity

>>154859844
I'm not dumping her though.

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>>154860138
Aqua is best girl but I also think she is too good for Kazuma