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Egg in a burger

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Egg in a burger
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Seems pretty normal to me, lots of specialty burger places do it.
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>>154601013
not an uncommon offering as a choice in restaurants that serve a variety of different burgers.
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>>154601013
Fucking delicious.
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>>154601013
A strawberry sundae
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>>154601013
more acceptable than tomatoes on a burg

Only Onions are an acceptable veggie on a burg if you ask me
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>>154601065
Japanese don't eat sundaes, baka gaijin.
They eat parfaits.
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>>154601013
Pretty common actually, what's your point OP
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>>154601013

I had my doubts, but it is honestly pretty good.
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>>154601013
often refered to as, " the hangover burger"
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>>154601065

One day I need to actually watch this. Especially since they apparently managed to get Reuben Langdon to reprise his Dante for the dub
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>>154601081
>Tomatoes
>Veggie
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>>154601081
Tomatoes are fruit

>>154601109
Hangover burger has spicy bacon on it too
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>>154601013
Problem officer?
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It still bothers me.
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>>154601013
What kind of burger doesn't have an egg in it??? Like seriously.
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>>154601013
What kind of terrible place do you live where an egg on a hamburger is an unheard of thing?
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>>154601013
And?
>>154601081
Pizza is also an acceptable veggie in a burger.
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>>154601175
I feel like this is how Eurocucks eat burgers
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>>154601013
Might be weird if you only eat shit like mcdonald's.
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>>154601013
Nice way to show that you're not an American, OP.
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>>154601219

Even then I can't believe it. People like to stereotype the burger as American, but really fucking everyone loves a really good burger, and we all eat them more or less the same. The only people who would eat a burger with utensils are snobby rich people who would eat even pizza with a fork
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>>154601230
Even McDonald's offers egg sandwiches
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>>154601271
Ask David Cameron about it.
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>>154601081
Fresh tomatoes are acceptable, as are onions.

Lettuce, no matter how good it is, manages to make the whole thing a slippery mess.
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>>154601118
>>154601140

I never said tomatoes where a veggie :^)

Only said Onions are the only acceptable veggie.
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>>154601294
What about avocado or jalapenos?
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>>154601259
They have this at Red Robins and Fuddruckers
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>>154601312

It's called inference, anon
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>>154601013
There's a place by me that makes big bacon egg burgers but instead of buns there's two grilled cheese sandwiches.

God bless America.
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>>154601323
I want California to leave.
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>>154601338

Actually iirc burgers originally started using toasted bread instead of buns.
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>>154601271
>who would eat even pizza with a fork
Nothing wring with this.
Same with burgers when it's the big ones.
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>>154601259
I hope you realize they do this at American restaurants right?
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>>154601380

Not him but avocado works on a burger, but only very specific burgers otherwise the buttery nature of the avocado will throw everything off.
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>1/2 lb beef, eggs, and bacon burger
>if you order it on a monday it's $4-5 bucks with a side
envy me
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>>154601323
Jalapenos are okay, but then you're getting into some overmade restaurant crap that probably isn't worth it.

Avocado only belongs on hipster food. Don't get me wrong, I like a hipster sandwich with avocado, just not a burger.
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>>154601393
t. Nu Male cuck
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>>154601323
jalepenos yes, avocados are over rated as fuck and are a waste of time
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>>154601385
Sure. But normally the bread wasn't filled with cheese.
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>>154601335
you made an assumption. And you know what they say about assumptions

makes an "ass" out of "u" and "mptions".
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>>154601338
KFC ?
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>>154601393
Too much of a bitch to eat a big burger without utensils?
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>>154601465

I haven't eaten one of those in years.
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>>154601285
>Former PM
>eats dot dog with knife and fork
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>>154601432
>>154601474

t. greasy shining finger
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>>154601013
Japan has done worth things to burgers.

>mfw a Whopper with pumpkin slices.

Who thinks this shit up? Can we throw him off a bridge?
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so.. question for burger eater out there, is there any burger with pork meat?
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>>154601393
>eating finger food with utensils

want me to hold your purse to?
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>>154601523
ANSWER ME DOMON
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>>154601393
the right option then is to cut that too big of a burger in half. Now you have 2 halves of a burger that can fit in any little bitches hands.
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>>154601532
yes. they're not s common though, i only see them in local places. it's usually better if you make it yourself
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>>154601013
>tfw eat my burgers just meat, bun, salt, and ketchup
The best taste.
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>>154601532
yes, usually pulled pork
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>>154601532
yep, brisket burgers are a thing.
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>>154601523
t.Bitch ass pansy
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>>154601541
wheres the eggs ?
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>>154601589
that's acceptable, though honey mustard goes well and raw red onions are good as well.
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>>154601013
Eggs go with everything
prove me wrong
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>Not having your burger with double beef, cheese, egg, lettuce, tomatoes, Italian sausage, mayo, crystallized onions and black rye bread
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>>154601528

They do far wierder shit to pizza. I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut has broken the Geneva Convention at some point there.
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>>154601140
>tomatoes are a fruit.
Yes autist, we all know this, this is the least fun fact that everyone has ever heard

You know why some people call them a vegetable? because in culinary they are used like a vegetable, and you know what, more people cook then are fucking botinists so yea can you just fuck off with this shit.
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So what's the patrician way to order a burger? Whenever I get a burger at a restaurant, they ask me how I would like it cooked as if it were a steak, but it isn't a steak and I just end up ordering medium every time.
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>>154601589
Nice taste man
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>>154601271
It is an American food, though. We made it. Just like Italian food is Italian, even though everyone in America likes some good Italian food.
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>>154601641
Cereal
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>>154601666

Medium rare for a beef burger, lamb burger has to be medium though because you can't undercook lamb.
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>>154601666
Medium Rare
Same for the steak.
You want the meat to be as pink as possible, while still being stringy.
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>>154601666
Medium-Rare

Never ask for well-done anything

Only plebs get anything beyond medium.
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>>154601666
because some people are turboshits who like their burgers practically burnt, so instead of preparing all their food as medium/medium-rare they have to ask first.
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>>154601589

That's a literal child's taste.
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>>154601666
I like my meat medium rare.
But have it done for burgers, else the meat juice make it all soggy.
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>>154601686
Porridge is a form of cereal
Eggs go on oat meal
Your proof has been disproven
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>>154601013
An ommelete would look less weird to me than a sunny side up egg on a burger.
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>>154601666
Medium. Unless this is some premium meat, it's just ground beef anyway.
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This is an Australian invention, no?
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>>154601532
yeah you can make burgers with ground pork or turkey even
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>>154601745
Yea and?
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>>154601709
usually anything thats not red meat you never want undercooked. excluding fish in some forms.

also ordering red meat cooked longer than medium is just sick
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>>154601081
>Hungry Burger

I always thought that was a charmingly odd card. Too bad it's shit.
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>>154601641
chocolate
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>>154601779
I'm pretty sure anon meet cold cereal
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>>154601807
IIRC it was the French who did it first. I know egg on burger first started being a thing in the states in the 70s
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>>154601676
I thought it came from hamburg germany.
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>>154601714
>>154601709
Terrible taste. Medium well is where it's at.
>>154601745
So what?
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>>154601850
I know and he's probably right but don't go being sensible and killing the joke b-baka
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>>154601666
Well done for burger, rare for steaks.
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>>154601815
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w

Is there a Gordon Ramsey of anime? only one I can think of is pick related
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>>154601709
>>154601714
>>154601734
>>154601744
>>154601752
>>154601791
>>154601815
Interesting.

By the way, I always order my steak rare at a good restaurant, medium rare if it's a shittier place.
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>>154601894
It didn't, actually. Probably was made by some kraut who came from there, though.
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>>154601905
>Well done
>Anything

You're literally destroying the meat and any flavor it has.

You might as well serve cooked leather at that point.
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>>154601465
I never got the controversy about this. Wouldn't it be healthier than having those huge buns? All that cheese kind of looks gross, though.

>>154601666
>ground beef
>medium rare
enjoy death
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>>154601686
On the side. It's as if some people don't know how to have a king's breakfast.
1 toasted western sandwich with 2 bowls of cereal and 4 pan sized pancakes. 6 breakfast sized sausages(beef or turkey) and 3 slices of ham. Finally wash it all down with a liter of chocolate milk. Wait 3 hours then go to the gym, have a small protein focused post workout snack then a large salad 2 hours before bed.
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>>154601946
boots taste pretty good anon.
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>>154601903
That was a joke? Oh shit...hahahahaha
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>>154601974
>Not understanding how cooking works

Enjoy having pleb taste
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>>154601589
ITS NOT EVEN SUMMER YET!
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>>154601991
I think this only works if you're like a body builder
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Do Japaneses Dream of burger
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>>154601013
It's fucking patrician.
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>>154601653
> KitKat pizza
Disgusting.
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>>154602058
Nah, I'm just a hungry guy.
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>>154601946
Not really. High fat beef is used for burgers, and you can easily have a tender texture when cooked well done. That doesn't mean burning it, but the contamination risk for ground beef is much higher than a steak. When you order it at a restaurant, you have no idea how it's prepared, whether it's recently ground, or how old it is. If the burgers you cook well done are turning out tough, then you need to learn how to cook.
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>>154602107
I can't eat more than half a steak in the morning
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>>154602060
>call it HAM + burger
>its beef meat

why
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>>154602163

Hamburg, Germany
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>>154602163
>save an anime image
>1277778477732 (1277778477.jpg).jpg

why
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>>154601991
Also, if we are discussing burgers, I recommend not using ground beef but instead make a steak sandwich.
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>>154601876
FYI, French invent French Fries
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>>154602163
>Doesn't know that Hamburgers are name after a place not pork

What a fag
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>>154602118
didn't mean it would be tough but that it's taste would be bland in comparison to if it was cooked for less.
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>>154601446
It's a shame that no matter what you say, we all know you're retarded
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>>154602204

They didn't though, the Belgians did. Which is why Belgium is obsessed with them.
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>>154602158
Pleb
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Why isn't this a burg thread, /a/ you're disappointing me.
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>>154601876
>>154602204
It was the DUTCH but you know everyone steps on them
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>>154602198
ground up a steak for you're ground beef.

That's what the good restaurants do, they grind up premium beef to order.
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>>154602234
Why do Japs always draw buns as if they're stretchy?
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Is this /a/s' official food general?
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>>154602252
It's the same thing but sideway anyway.
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>>154602234
Between here and /jp/ you don't have enough already?
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>>154602260
It's so simple, are you sure?
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>>154601666
>Tried a rare steak once and enjoyed it immensely
>mfw I order rare every once in a while
>mfw friends, waiter and family give me funny looks
>mfw the cook refuses to do rare

Am I eating steak wrong /a/?
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>>154601013
>Egg in a burger

not even a Japanese thing. this is a Texas thing. Back in the 90's when the cowboys were winning super-bowls their O-line was famous for eating these 4000 cal superburgers which were basically 1 pound of bacon, 4 fried eggs, 2 pounds of ground beef, a wheel of cheese sandwiched between half a loaf of fried bread.

sort of similar to OP's pic, only much greasier and bigger.
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>>154602252
We made fries?
I also thought that was bgium thing or did we make regular fries and belgium made them just thiccer and the french made the smaller?
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>>154602233
I lost half my stomach and intestines in a sledding accident when I was 6
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>>154602350
Nah, you're just on the wild side.
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>>154602350
You're surrounded by those who can't see the light.
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>>154601230
I only get burgers from the best, which is In-n-out
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>>154602350
>rare
You're living on the edge.
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>>154601013
Hello from Burgerland, there's more than McDonalds here and this chain serves this breakfast burger all day
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>>154602350
>cook refuses to do rare
What fucking corner of earth does this? If it's in the US I would rip their asshole apart.
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>>154602350
no you're eat it correctly.

cooks are just afraid of giving you food poison/getting sued.
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>>154602373
What I seen from a food tv show that talks about the histories of Food
It was the Dutch who made them first but because everyone shits on you guys other nations took the idea and grew on it
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>Not putting black olives on your burger
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>>154602384
I apologize Anon, I was under the impression that everyone is in peak fighting form.
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>>154602373
Belgium has been frying them with their fish since the 1600s. They got the name because what we know as french fries today (before that we in the US fried potato wedges) was from American GIs in WW1 being introduced to them in Belgium, and the official language of Belgium is French, so the soldiers called them french fries.
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>>154602486
wtf? olives are gross to begin with. But putting them on a burger?
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>>154602435

They only very recently started doing that, Carls Jr/Hardees used to be seriously anal about their "it's 10 am? Fuck off, breakfast menu is closed"
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>>154602435
That looks wonderful
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>>154602486
that's gross
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>>154602435
I like the Western Combo.
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>>154602234
biiig burgers
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>>154602452
>serve shit meat
>customer get poisoned if undercooked
>get fired if you make any trouble
>don't serve rare meat
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>>154601013
>he doesnt know the pure heavenly joy of an egg fried soft on a burger with chees bacon lettuce and onion.
you must not be american, and if you are you need to renounce your citizenship this instant.
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>>154602557
Is that a burger king menu behind her?
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>>154602548
>>154602435
Gross. Go to in-n-out
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>>154602435
Reminder they created a burger so american, that even I as an american felt I wasn't patriotic enough to eat it. Also it looks disgusting.
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>>154601013
Didn't they do it in Rozen Maiden too? It's not a new thing.
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>>154602603

If you don't live west of the mississippi, they don't exist.
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>>154602609
Are those fuckin' chips?
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>>154602654
Yes, Frito chips
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>>154602637
Doesn't exist in Seattle.
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>>154602603
in-n-out I don't think has expanded east of texas.
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>>154602603
>thousand island sauce
>>>/trash/
Banter aside, I hate having to wait 45 minutes at a fast food joint.
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>>154602234
Burg
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>>154601666
you can't choose how they cook your burgers in canada, ground beef has to be cooked through because it's unsanitary
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>>154602597
Carls Jr.

>>154602609
I hope this comes back.
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>>154602597
No, it's a Hardee's / Carls Jr.

The difference is that Hardee's has thickburgers. Burger King has shitburgers.
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>>154602603
>shart-n-out
you can fuck right off with that cardboard trash, commie.
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>>154602664
That settles it, when I have the time and the money (probably the summer of 2040) I'm taking a vacation state side to try all these whack burgers.
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>>154602670
well Seattle is a shit state so no surprise
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>>154602452
Not gonna say exactly where, but it was a certain steakhouse in Texas of all places. Kinda blew me away the first time it happened.

>>154602455 likely has it right though. Make me sad though.
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>>154602691

I know some chefs like meat with their dessert, but this is too far. This feels unholy.
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>>154602691
>peanut butter cups in a burger
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>>154602637
move to socal. Its best state.

>>154602675
same to you

>>154602677
implying I get sauce.
Its like 10 min max and thats like right after class when all the highschoolers go.
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>>154602497
I am pretty sure most people in belgium speam dutch with a weird accent like canada.
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>>154602691
I'd just take the Reeses.
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>>154602723

It's gone. Like every few months Carls Jr introduces a new gimmick burger and gets rid of an old one unless it was REALLy popular.
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>>154602739
I live in socal already
La Jolla
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>>154602691
This is where I draw the line.
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>>154601013
You know what, I'm gonna say it, I fucking hate eggs. It doesn't matter how much you cook it or season it, I always have and always hate eggs. They're a disgusting runny mucus and I don't know why anyone decided that eating them was a good idea.
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>>154602724
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>>154602785
dudeeee my gf lives in Del Mar. Nice anon
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>>154602773
I still got to get a 100x100 though
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>>154602790
Have you never ate an omelette before?
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>>154602724
>Seattle
>state
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>>154601335
You realize tomatoes are both right? A fruit is a part of a plant, a vegetable is a culinary designation. No specific part of the plant is the "vegetable". Other things that are both include eggplants and avocados.
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>>154602792
I meant city.

don't anime smug me
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I fry my eggs until the yoke is solid
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>Be me
>Go to Red Robin and order their Royal Red Robin BurgerĀ®
>Excited because it's the first time having an egg on my burger
>Bite into it and the yolk breaks and runs everywhere
>Egg yolk all over my hands and running down my arms
>Bun gets all soggy
>Have to use a hundred napkins, this burger is a mess
>Eventually break down and eat my burger with a knife and fork like a degenerate

Egg on burger, never again
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>>154602739
>move to socal. Its best state.
California is literally one of the worst states. High taxes, low freedoms, and full of idiots.
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>>154602842
Yes, and I still find the egg in it disgusting. The veggies/meat in it was fine.
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>>154602790
>It doesn't matter how much you cook it or season it
Don't cook it, don't season it
Eat it raw on rice or noodles
It is nature's sauce
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>>154602455
>>154602452
>>154602728
I have never seen a restaurant in the US that won't serve a fucking steak rare. Most menus will even say "raw or undercooked food may increase the chance of illness" or something like that to cover their asses. I don't think I'm buying this.
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>>154602887
>Going to Red Robin
>ever
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>>154602722
Bitch, Whatashit is pretty much Carl's Jr. lite. I'd sooner go to the Burger King next door to the one near my house.

And just to shit on Texas chains even more, I'll take Polo Loco over Taco Cabana any day.
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>>154602829
Fuck off, normalfag.
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>>154602887
That what you get for not making your own burgers.
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>>154602790
Not even hard-boiled?
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>>154602911
Simply having that warning is not a valid legal excuse if you give a customer food poisoning. Just like how just because a video game company makes you sign an EULA doesn't actually protect them from the law.
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>>154602905
As much as I hate completely cooked eggs, runny/raw eggs are infinitely more disgusting.
>>154602961
Literally the worst kind of cooked egg.
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>>154602941
> Ronald
Hah.
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>>154602899
anon there are idiots in every state. There are high taxes ill give you that. Dude though like we have the best food, weather, and girls.

what shitty state are you from?

>>154602948
go back to /r9k/ anon
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>>154602790
it's ok anon I hate eggs as well.

I wish I could like them like everyone else.
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>>154602943
everybody knows torchy's is THE place for tacos lad, come on.
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i went digging through my freezer and found some angus patties. cooking them now because of this thread
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>>154602990
>Simply having that warning is not a valid legal excuse if you give a customer food poisoning.

Actually it does as long as there was previously a case that set a precedent. Hence why Starbucks is protected from now on as long as they put the "caution: contents will be hot" on their cup.
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>>154602603
>give me the greasiest burger with zero flavor please
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>>154603039
post pics with waifu
also
>1am burgs
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>>154603039
>frozen patties
No.
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>>154602691
Pride of Canada.

>we put Reese on TOP and INSIDE the burg
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>>154602961
But that's even worse.
Soft boiled is where it's at.
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>>154602900
Well I don't know about you, but and ommete with bell peppers diced onions with bacond and melted cheesd on a freshly baked baguette is fucking delicious.
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>>154603092
>whipcream on fries
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>>154603053
nah still doesn't protect them.
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>>154602790
Hi Woolie
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>>154603067
okay anon where do you get your burgers from?

>>154603022
not getting them from a taco truck
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I like adding raw egg to instant ramen/udon/etc. right after cooking.
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>>154603022
>buying tacos from places with ceilings or walls
If you're not buying tacos from Mexicans about as legal as a ten pound bag of heroin, you're doing it wrong.
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>>154602941
>He doesn't have mayo and ketchup mixed together to make the ultimate burger sauce
What a fag
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>>154603092
> High calorie diner
Well at least they're honest.
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>>154603039
>frozen patties

Might as well dig in the trash can and grill that.
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>>154603133

Same but it instantly cooks so that isn't really a "raw" egg
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>>154603119
It's pretty good. Dipping fries in milk shake / ice cream / any kind of sweet dairy product won't do you wrong.
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>>154603156
I meant I add the egg raw rather than putting in slices of cooked egg. Egg on rice is supposed to get cooked by the hot rice, too.
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>>154603092
>High Calorie Diner

Yea, I'll fucking say. Gimme that sundae and rootbeer float burger combo.
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>>154603010
Yeah, but your idiots are ones I also disagree with, politically. I hate your shitty Mexican food and shitty fast food restaurants, hate hot weather, and hate sluts.
Of course, I live in a "fly-over" state, so you'll always feel unjustifiably superior, but I'm pretty happy here. And normalfags should fuck off from /a/.
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>>154603170
I never understood this meme, people told me to try it with wendys fries and shake and thought it was nasty.
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>>154603119

Fries work with literally anything.
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>>154603119
Maximum calorie

Also I'm guilty of using Wendy's chocolate milkshake as a dip for fries when I was a kid. Sweet and salty worked super well.
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>>154603092
>>154603119
>>154603170
the only reason to go to wendys and the baconator
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>>154603092
>Ice cream
>On fries
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>>154602911
>>154602990
>>154603053
Even my university food court will cook you a steak rare if you ask.
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>>154601013
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Who else puts fries on their burger?
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>>154602884
>not runny yolks
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>>154603092
That's a big ass glass of iced tea.

Come to think f it, What's the best drink with a burger?
Hard mode: no cola.
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>>154603235
I've done it before, it's not really worth it.
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>>154603211
The only nasty taste in your mouth is your breath, you know nothing of patrician flavors or tastes. I would say castrate yourself but you're better off cutting out your tongue first!
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>>154603253
Root beer, but that's my favorite soda in general.
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>>154603233
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>>154603238
>Enjoying a sloppy sandwich
Yeah , I'M the retard.
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>>154603253
I drink lemonade with anything that's not sweet. Including burgers.
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>>154603253
Root beer.
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>>154603253
Dr.Pepper
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>>154603292
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>>154603073
only 11:30 here, but it's also my first meal of the day

>>154603089
>>154603154
my other options at almost midnight are shitty fast food burgers and i already have these here plus i can put a fried egg on them at home
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>>154603253
Milk
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>>154603253
Canada dry
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>>154603253
a beer
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>>154603315
No that's pizza
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>>154603253
a cold pilsener
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>>154601666
I personally like medium well. Not too pink, but still a little left.
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stop making me hungry /a/
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>>154603340
little early to cut isnt it?
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>>154603389
What are you, a commie? The correct answer is a glass of Coke.
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>>154603451
me on the right
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>>154603396
Is this Freezing?
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>>154603253
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>>154603451
Why doesn't he just ask for no veggies/tomato?
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>>154603451
Why the fuck is he putting them on the other guy's tray?

Is it some gag that I'm missing the setup to?
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>>154603486
> Dr. Perky
Oh my
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Why cute girls with oversized burgs always make me smile?

Do anons like "different" burgs? Personaly i love the grilled chicken heart burger they make at my local fast-food chain
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>>154603497
He's putting them on the other guy's plate rather than just putting them to the side, he's clearly an asshole.
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>>154603486
>No Mr. Pibb
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>>154603504
Have you never gone out to eat with anyone? I always put the food I don't like on the plate of someone who likes it.
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>>154603497
Glasses dude probably ordered them, he's always trying to make notSasuke eat his veggies
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>>154603480
Yes
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>>154603486

Everyone knows you can't actually replicate the Dr. Pepper taste. You can only get something sorta like it.
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>>154603504
>>154603497
>>154603537
He's trying to help Ignis eat healthier because he cares about him.
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>>154603547
Mr. Pibb has not earned his doctorate.
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>>154603525
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>>154603525
nice.
I like onion ring burgers
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>>154603563
Yea, the people who want to the stuff I don't sigh in annoyance all the time as I slowly slop it next to their plate instead of inside it.
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>>154603486
RIP best DP
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>>154603547
Pibb is actually superior to Dr. Pepper, it doesn't belong on a picture of cheap imitations.

Mr. Pibb hasn't existed for like 15 years either, it's all just Pibb Xtra now. At least in the states.
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>>154603582
They shouldn't be eating burgers, then.
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>>154601666
>ordering a steak rare : okay
>ordering a ground beef burger rare : as unlikely as it actually is for this to be a health risk why would you want to risk it

im not saying burn it but jeez, biting into pink and seeing blood run out of it.. why would you prefer this.
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>>154601848
>he's never had omurice with chocolate drizzle
Oh my sweet summer child.
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>>154603486
I've had
>Dr. wow
>Dr. thunder
>Dr. K
>Dr. Perky
>Dr. Fine
>Dr. Pepper
>Mr. Pibb
anyone top that?
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>>154602337
What emotion is this face trying to convey?
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>>154603667
It's that animal instinct dawg, it just feels right.
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>>154603717
Fear and trembling
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Red burg
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>>154603717
Her first time eating a double down?
>mfw I'll probably never eat one
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>>154603786
Black Burg
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>>154603786

Spicy or something else. Because I love spicy burgers
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>>154603786
What's next, bowtie french fries?
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>>154603820
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>>154603815
Donut burg
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>>154603820
Well, I see jalapenos, so it's probably mildly rivaling tobasco.
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I've never had a hamburger
I'm american; i'm not a vegetarian or a pajeet, I've just never had one
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>McDonald's made a 1 minute anime to hire people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

Burger King anime when?
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>>154603858
Goddamnit, am I going to have to actually go to Burger King?
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>>154602990
>. Just like how just because a video game company makes you sign an EULA doesn't actually protect them from the law.

Actually it does in most cases, the fact it doesn't is a myth.
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>>154603868
I would love a 2017 revival of this again. Wheelchair and all
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>>154603868
That condiment dotter in this revealed to me how they always get the sauce just right. Whenever I do it, it overflows or there's not enough.
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>>154603878
I don't think they serve it anymore
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>>154603868
Manager was cute.

>>154603878
That thing came out in early 2016. It's long gone.
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>>154603864
Go to a good burger place and try one sometime. It's quite an experience.
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>>154603916
Wierdly the guy who directed Rocko's Modern Life and Duckman designed these characters.
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>>154603868
This is my new favorite anime.

When are they going to make it into a full series?
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>>154603868
McDonald's had a full-length anime, too.
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>>154603170
when i was a kid i'd shove fries in my straw and suck the fry up with my shake

a step above stacking fries in your burger but it just worked for me
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>>154603864
>I'm american
I don't believe you
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>>154603997
That's clearly MgRonald's. S2 when though
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>>154603222
Try some before even saying something degrading.
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>>154604010
My former roommate said that he'd never had a burger despite being born and raised in America. He was white too.
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Wonder how come anime parodies McDonalds more than their own home grown Mos Burger for example?
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>>154603864
>I'm american
Unless you're physically incapable of eating one than you aren't American.
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>>154601898
>>154601812

>and?

It means you're immature. I'm sure there's a baby-play subreddit that's more your speed, where you can talk about applesauce and Barney.

There is nothing to be proud about here. There is no "beautiful but simple" flavor to a plain hamburger with ketchup. I'm sure you're too dense to draw the parallel to anything else.
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>>154604054
>Implying I ( >>154601991 ) Haven't tried something as whack as ice cream'd fries.
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>>154603868
My fucking god, I wish this was a real series.
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>>154603141
So I had this yellow house a few blocks down from my place. It had a metal taco truck van connected to the garage with plywood. And some chairs around a couple tables in what used to be the living room. REAL fucking burrritoes and Tacos. Best shit I ever ate in my life. The head cook was an old Mexican lady who looked like she flirted with Cortez when she was in her thirties. It was called Martins. I ate there all the time. Then I took a break for a few months. When I came back they had changed the sign to some bullshit La La Cantina name or some shit. I walk inside to find a cash register and a white girl who handed out plastic menues. I already knew in my heart what had happened. But I ordered anyways. It was shit. Americanized white people mexican food. I legitimately cried that night.

RIP Martins.
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>>154604131
I just don't like the texture of lettuce, tomatoes, or onions, and don't like the taste of cheese. I admit, I started eating that way when I was a kid, and haven't gotten around to trying it again, but it works for me. If you think that eating your burger with more stuff makes you some kind of big mature man, I think that you're the immature one.
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>>154603861
Is that sugar glazed donut? Please tell me that's just cum crust.
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>>154603868
>It connects, to my future self

Such romaticism for flipping burger.
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>>154604401
That sounds like a terrible loss. I remember the taco man on the corner got arrested once and he was replaced by another Mexican within that same week. I tasted his tacos expecting them to be worse, but they were actually better. Moral of the story is, if you live in LA there is always an abundance of Mexicans willing to sell you a bag of tacos.
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>>154604125
>>154604010
I am. White, male, family has been here for 4 generations
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>>154604643
Are you posting from the womb?
Even then, I would think that your mom would have had a burg at some point during her pregnancy, which might sorta count.
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>>154604606
I lived in Glendale myself, a 10 minute drive from downtown LA. The swarm of street vendors on 6th street and around Macarthur Park always had someone selling tacos or Pupusas for a dollar or Tamales for a dollar fifty.

It's not the same now that I moved to Dallas. Just thinking about it makes me want to cry.
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>>154604643
go out and buy one you piece of shit. A GOOD one too, no mcdonalds or shit
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>Used to eat burgers just meat bun ketchup
>Now eat whatever they put even if it doesn't taste better
I don't even know if it's that much healthier, but that's the reason why I do it.

Also don't trust the ground beef I buy at grocery stores to cook it medium. Though that also has to do with the fact that the patties I get are a full inch thick and compressing it just stretches the gluten and breaks it apart (Costco's thick patties next to normal ground beef).

>>154604643
Has your family never had a barbecue or anything? I find that really fucking crazy. I mean I think I've gone a few months, maybe even a year without eating a burger, but I always end up having some event with burgers in it.
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>>154604985
>>154604696
>>154604908
As a kid I didn't eat meat because MUH MORALS and even though i grew out of it I never bothered to try red meat and still have no real desire to. I tried steak once and didn't like it and I tried pork once and also didn't like it unless I absolutely overcooked it till it just basically became bacon anyways.

I eat chicken and seafood but that's about it for meats, aside from the occasional bacon or hot dog.
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>>154605166
That makes a lot more sense. I know have plenty of Indian friends who grew up vegetarian and never eat meat even though they don't consider themselves consciously vegetarian and have tried meat now. Honestly I grew up too spoiled with my diet and find it hard to ever want to eat salads. Kinda nice to be satisfied with eating generally cheaper shit.
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>>154601641
delete this right now
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>>154605166
I was vegetarian for 9 years, starting at five and ending at fourteen. At first, it was because of MUH MORALS, but then it turned into pure stubbornness, because my mother constantly said I would quit "any day now." Eventually, she relented, and so did I.
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>>154601013
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>>154605166
No joke, do you have some sort of testosterone deficiency?
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>>154601666
ground beef isn't like a steak, there's shitloads of surface area to have bacteria grow, you need to have it cooked at least above medium.
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>>154605708
I don't think so? Would it be something that would be obvious?
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>>154602691
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>>154603142
I do that with curry ketchup instead of regular ketchup.
Shit is so good.
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>>154605768
Less hair than normal, you feel fatigued very easily, low muscle mass

source: me
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>>154603141
Basically. If you consider Taco shell a real thing, then you don't know shit about mexican food.
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>>154605681
>not eating meat
I can't go on a day without eating atleast some meat.
Also I have a question why do some vegitarians eat fish, fish is still meat right?
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>>154603582
>tfw he's blind by the end of the game
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>>154605920
Exactly. This is what Noct was trying to prevent.
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>>154605866
I didn't eat fish when I was a vegetarian. I'm not one, anymore, since I was fourteen.
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>>154605697
THAT'S IT!

I'VE THOUGHT OF A NEW RECIPEH
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>>154605697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zgiuq2tG7E
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Who /White Castle/ here?

>Krystal eating poorfags that live in the south need not reply
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>>154603297
>Not enjoying the rich velvety texture of a runny yolk naturally adding a thick delicious sauce to your meal

Fag, fat is flavour, and guess what the yolk is? Compliments anything.
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>>154605416
>veggies
>cheap
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>>154602603
I'm more of a Five Guys man myself.
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>>154602887
Should have ordered the Southern Charm. That is a good burger.
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