>these boy-starved witches talking about the dates they had
Luluco was right all along.
I don't know if you use Asenshi or eraser, but do NOT go to nyaa comment section on Little Witch Academia torrents.
People are shitposting about tl speed, accuracy, honorific, >blue and aniplex.
Also nyaa is run by a horsefucker
no shit, nyaa is popular site. Even the mod memeing https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=878133
I stop read in youtube after downvote no longer has effect. A shitpost with +3 like is guaranteed to shows up in a video top comment regardless of how many people disagree. And report button do nothing.
>Also nyaa is run by a horsefucker
Trigger is full of horsefuckers and LWA is pretty much a weeb MLP. The original OVA had girls finding a stuffed MLP character toy in the dungeon.
You already managed to ruin the thread with /pol/ shit. Amazing.
>implying her lack of surprised reaction at being in love with Akko doesn't mean she is
If she wasn't not in love with Akko then wouldn't not she not then have not acted not like she didn't not do in the episode? You really just have to consider it a simple matter of it her being a reluctant lesbian who not unlike Andrew except not like Andrew in that unlike him Akko isn't not uninterested in her
I wrote a song for Akko.
You are my Akko
My only Akko
You make me happy
When I lost my yay
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my little Akko away
I hope she likes it.
was the message of this scene that cultural marxism ruined witch academies?
Frank is best boy. I'm looking forward to his further interactions with Lotte.
>Ice cream on cheeks retarded
I figured out how the love bee works. It's the hypnosis-like infatuation at first, the sort you see in cartoons, but if you actually love, or at least like that person, you can actually listen to them.
Andrew was stung and acted like he did, but he had a normal discussion with Akko under that fountain. Then he understood the problem, played the piano etc. But Diana chased for Akko around the same time after being stung, because in reality she doesn't care for her. Which is why she also could fall in love again so easily, but this time with her own reflection.
Would you let Ursula-sensei use you for her witch experiments?
Everyone thinks they're skanks, Diana gives no fucks about them either.
Little miss plain jane and little miss chaos get the most handsome boys at the party.
They got BTFO hard this ep
>you will never be [sexually] punished by a horny cake
They meet up at a museum of just about any kind and check out the exhibits. Lotte talks about magical history while they wander around and Frank is very interested. Frank offers to buy Lotte one of those expensive coffee table books from the gift shop but Lotte refuses to accept such an expensive gift, Frank understands but deep down wants to make Lotte smile.
They get lunch in the village and talk about themselves, asking each other about their families. Frank is genuinely interested in her family's magic shop and Finland. Tries to be cool and enjoy salmiakki but can't help but look silly trying to put on a brave face despite how bad it is. Even Lotte can't help but giggle at that but not in a mean way, Lotte is too nice for that.
They stop at a book fair. Lotte finds a cheap copy of the first Nightfall book and mentions how it's her favorite. Doesn't give Frank her whole backstory for why it means so much to her, that's too personal for a first proper date. Frank thinks magic is cool anyway so says he'll give it a try, is sure he'll enjoy it. Lotte can't wait to discuss it with him and Frank loves seeing Lotte's eyes light up.
They don't get dinner because Lotte has to get back to school, but Frank insists on walking her back to the leyline. They both agree to hang out again because they had a good time. Frank is now certain that Lotte is one of those rare good girls and Lotte is glad Frank is so nice.
No kissu on first date.
All witches have to conduct experiments anon.
Lotte might be plain and ordinary, but she's hardly a loser.
The next night Frank drugs her drink, drags her out to the woods where he cuts off her limbs, removes her organs and throws her body into the nearby lake.
>Another one for my collection
He says, clutching her still beating heart. The police still can't find a reason for the increasing number of teenage girl disappearances.
>Ursula will never stare at you with those eyes and smile
Is Constanze cute?
>You will never sting Diana with a small needle in the back of her arm
>You will never hold her in your arms as she tells you how beautiful you are and how much she loves you
>You will never reveal to her that the bee you released from your hands was just a normal bee and not the love-potion bee
>You will never see her get incredibly embarassed while yelling "You're lying!"
>Abandon street performance
>Life crushed by the harsh reality of modern economics
>You're shit at being a teacher
>The refuse of your inspirational wake shows up
>She's the worst disaster of a witch anyone has ever seen
I am glad not to be Chariot right now.
I want Frank to marry my daughter, holy shit
Is this what moms feel when their son takes home a good girl?
>She failed making a potion
She still got a month worth of Akko slavery out of it.
Plus, it was an attempt at making a potion that would be so potent it would make Akko a proper witch. That's far above anyone else could do in this show, really.
Why did them witches showed him that shitty presentation even? If they wanted to sooth his heart and make him believe witches are still relevant then they should have put more effort to it, fuck, even if you loved magic you would still think that shit looked bad.
How badly did Chariot's reputation got ruined for the academy have that shit they showed to an Earl as the acceptable kind of presentation?
>Miranda liked Chariot
>even she, deep inside, believes that presentation was shit
Ursula sensei is going to raise Akko into the greatest witch the world has ever seen before withdrawing coolly.
>Diana: I'm glad your studies are going well
>Andrew: Heh, magic IS SHIT and not even education
Why is he a dick? Just appreciate the fact that she cares, jeez.
No wonder she's so sad all the time
Ursula might be a little too much for anon to handle.
Chariot literally merchandise made out of her, how come the academy is on debt, did they blew all the royalties in 10 years or they were stupid enough not to copyright Chariot as a brand?
>Ball busting & pegging are Ursula's main fetishes
have you been living under a rock?
It was a genuinely condescending smile.
Andrew IS a dick
Not sure why people want this asshole to be shipped with Akko
people actually open up to the part where you can actually see the comments?
what the fuck man
For gods sakes anon didn't you learn about this in school? Didn't the gym teacher ever demonstrate this stuff by shoving a chopstick through a banana or something?
>just the sort of twisted logic I'd expect from a witch
Is Andrew /ourguy/?
This is why LWA is flopping.
Nice argument faggot, Andrew was only stressed out due his father's pressure on him, his previous appearance already showed he can be better; based Frank wouldn't be by his side if he didn't some good on Andrew, and Andrew himself wouldn't Frank to be next to him if he was a dick.
>Frank x Lotte
Now we have two whole fanarts
O-okay anon. You are the boss.
Sorry for asking.
Stop baiting someone to post the vag eye you fucking pervert
Such an unimpressive little magic.
>latest asenshi release has 38 comments as of now
No, because this pathetic disaster of a fangirl is the last shred of positive light in her meek existence, which prevents her from exploring the magical portal to the next world aka the noose.
He's right though. That was an awful witch logic she was using.
Ursula is bad role-model if she got pregnant as a kid and ditched her
Male side character is best and side romance is best.
>Sucy is excited while others scream in horror
How can she be so perfect?
Those aspects are their defining character traits and the reason they loathe each other. For many people it's cute to imagine those two gradually warm up and become lovers, I personally don't like the ship
>Akko is an orphan, mom and dad were killed
due to a fuckup by Chariot somehow
>Chariot quit everything because of the guilt and went into hiding
>But watched the little girl closely from afar, devoting herself to make sure the little girl is safe
>Akko grows more and more interested in chariot, wants to become a witch and is getting old enough for school
>Chariot decides to apply at Luna Nova as Ursula
>couple more years pass
>Faculty meeting with all the professors, discussing enrollment for the next year
>"Atsuko Kagari...?" "She's not even a witch!" Finnelan says angrily and tosses the application
>Ursula picks it up
>Headmistress sees the sparkle in Ursula's eyes
>"Now, now, Finnelan, we can't just deny a student just because she doesn't show any aptitude yet. Let her see if she can make it through a school year"
>Finnelan grumbles angrily as Headmistress and Ursula exchange a smile
>"Hello Akko.. I'm Ursula-sensei"
Second time Trigger made the slick back blonde guy the best man.
Second time for slick back blonde side romance too.
Wonder if it will be a trend
Never doubt Luluco.
Not that anon, but Naruto x Sasuke and Goku x Vegeta follow the same pattern. Opposites attract, apparently.
It's just some yaoi/yuri fags usually go for that stuff, but regular shipperfags who go for straight ships also do it.
They groomed her, it's like a school trying to cash in on that promissing kid that is sure to become a NFL star in the future, they will try to hog the rights to his likeness right away.
>you will never be a wizard accidentally transferred to an academy full of boy-starved witches
after marrying each other, Akko and Andrew move to a far away place. A few years later, Anrdew becomes a fat man while Akko becomes an oppai mom. One day, their daughter, MThe friend's name is Ryuko. akko, shortened to Mako,brings home a new friend.
>Tfw ntr your original mom and become your own mom via time travel shenanigans
>You will never be a boy-starved witch
>You will never be a boy-starved witch (male)
Ursula is terrifying when angry.
Why doesn't she just let Akko go? She literally almost murdered a teacher.
>there wasn't a tint of failure in that recollection
it's like you missed that part where little Ursula was initially rejected and had to study magic the traditional way before going to the fountain again
I can't say who exactly I am for fear of being discovered, but I'm involved with the LWA development process so just trust me on this.
Frank and Lotte don't get together, but they do become very close friends.
Sucymom appears, and she's an alright person.
Sucy is revealed to be a shapeshifted dragon of a species native to south east asia; her left eye never completely transforms so she hides it behind her bang.
Sucymom says that she adopted Sucy as a wyrmling after finding her egg alone and her true mother's corpse nearby. It is later revealed that it's tradition for the Cavendish clan to say dragons, and it's implied that Diana's mother killed Sucy's draconian parent. There's a Diana/dragon Sucy fight scene.
Ursula doesn't die.
Hannah and Barbera eventually grow a spine and defend an injured Diana from the main villain (who is the purple haired girl in one of the photos from episode 3).
The Earl hates witches because the purple haired woman put a curse on his wife and killed her, and he never quite moved on.
The purple haired woman wants to bring back a witch dominated society, and is targeting major political figures to demonstrate her power.
lmao you can't be serious
Andrew is acting like an adult, and politely removing party crashers. Akko came with the sole intent on crashing this party with no survivors simply because SHE was not invited. It is his FATHER's party, and not Andrew's. Sorry, but you just can't have people coming and going into your home when ever they please. That is not how shit works in real life nigger.
What DID they mean by this?
Hopefully nothing and the show continues to shit on Diana.
>if I try to make fanart like this it'd take me 3 hours or so
>this guy does it in half an hour
>You ever hear the tragedy of Dark Chariot, the wise?
>Dark Chariot was a witch so powerful and so wise she could use magic to influence the yays to create...life
Bless the drawfags.
>canon het somehow removes /u/
There is an entire franchise that literally revolves around canon het wish-fulfillment in which every girl (all 100+ of them) is confirmed to want the D yet it still has a huge /u/ fandom.
There is some if you go look for it.
I'm just grateful Trigger mix some boys up into the show. Can now BTFO all of the /u/ shitposting. Akko is into Andrew, Lotte, and Frank will be doing friendship things to build a relationship proper. Diana is a shut in cunt who will become an old maid dying alone while only loving her magic books. Sucy only loves her mushrooms; which makes her the purist girl.
I'm actually very happen with this show. It's mellow, and relaxing.
Can someone draw Andrew as pic related changing the subtitle to: 'This witch has lost her composure' ?
Everybody are mad because Akko likes a MAN, all the Akko X Diana is obsolete and pixiv is uploading Andrew x Akko
>He could actually influence yays.. to create life?
t b h I sorta agree with him. Why do they need to force a love story in LWA.
Its completely possible for Akko and Andrew to just be friends. Them lusting after each other just feels extremely forced for the sake of drama/humor
Not him but here's something because those two are cute
I'm glad you understand
Seriously though, AkkoxSucy is the cutest shit ever and I hate how everyone only writes fanfics about AkkoxDiana
>tweets like 8 thousand times per minute
>live reacts to anime, and posts screencaps
>has 4k followers but his tweets get like 1-2 like at most which means followers are bought
>Wrote 2 new tweets as I was typing this
>Wrote another one as I was typing the last line
>Probably will write fourth tweet while I'm clicking submit
I don't mind people dumping Akko x Andrés or Akko x Diane or even Amanda x Constanze, but fuck, I detest when people who complain about this or that pairing get triggered and start shitflinging each other derailing the thread.
Shipping was a mistake. Gas ALL the fucking shipperS.
sorry if they're a mess, I'm so tired lol
lotte-friends are cute
>Caring what some attentionwhore on twitter says
Also, men and women can't be friends
>she became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her yay, which eventually, of course, she did.
I like how they became friends, I want to see them hang out
>K-Kagari-san, is that your wand is poking at my stomach?
Is it possible to learn this power?
Seem like almost every yurifag i meet is MtF tranny lesbo lately. It's way to common.
>Giving (you)s to obvious troll twitter account
shit forgot image for the 3rd time, im dead
also, frank is more fun2draw
Because that bonus is bullshit.