how do I become cool like Mr. Kaji, so cool that even after my

>>154571067
watermelons son

>>154571067
I always wanted to know this as well.

>>154571067
Become the most skilled intelligence agent in the world in order to hone your charisma.

>>154571242
How do you get charisma while being a virgin?

>>154571335
Drink a charisma potion (alcohol).

>>154571378
That's what I'm gonna call it from now on.

Anything else?

>>154571378
Alcohol does nothing to me, just makes me feel dizzy
What am I doing wrong

>>154571707
Drinking too little

>>154571888
I drank almost half of a whisky bottle a few weeks ago and the only thing it did was make me act like even more of a sperg than usual

>>154571707
Get a wingman and do it in a place where other people are also heavily intoxicated.

>>154571067
Fuck off Reifag

>>154571067
Kaji is so cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtXynQO2ps

>>154572533
After watching that. Yeah same.

>>154571067
Kaji's coolness comes from inner-confidence. The whole message of EvA is to love yourself and accept the risk of loving others. Kaji does this freely and openly. It's why he's so endearing, he's literally the alpha male in terms of emotional health.

Women and people will gravitate towards those kinds of people. They just have a deeply rewarding energy.

It also helps that he clearly thinks he's an absolute ride at the same time.

Basically you need to be attractive and have Olympian levels of emotional love and wisdom.

You're all fucked.

>>154571067
Fuck off Reifag.

>>154571067
>even Asuka masturbates to Kaji every night
>tfw Kaji is literally Chad.

https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22cool%20like%20Mr.%20Kaji%22/type/op/

We might be seeing the dawn of a new forced meme. (There were more in the recent past but they didn't get archived for some reason.)

>city is getting the shit bombed out of it and an evacuation takes place
>"kaji-san what are you still doing here?"
>"watering my watermelons of course. id rather be between misatos fat tiddies though"

has there ever been a cooler man?

>>154574179
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>154571067
>Misato was fucking a surrogate version of her dad
what did she mean by this

>>154575058
Mari isn't real I will end you

File: 1449246993361.jpg (211KB, 420x593px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 420x593px

softpink
>support each other
>do not view each other as rivals >have known each other for 14 years >have cute nicknames for each other >clean record
>cute yuris
asushin
>only nickname is "ANTA BAKAAA!!!" >compete with each other
>have known each other for just a few months
>has TEN counts of abuse, attempted murder and sexual assault
>only make each other feel worse
>not yaoi/yuri
TL;DR ASUMARI IS SUPERIOR AND WILL BECOME CANON

Don't mind me, just promoting the best Evangelion ship <3

>>154575085
Oops I reposted!

>>154575104
Shinji and Asuka knew each other for only 3 months in NGE
Only 2-3 weeks in Rebuild

Mari wins both times

File: 1446355693725.jpg (232KB, 598x1498px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 598x1498px

>>154575104
Is Anno trying to hint us something here?

What the fuck is taking so long for the last Rebuild movie to come out anyway

File: gayshit.jpg (313KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 1280x720px

>>154575247
Eva is gay propaganda

>>>/wsg/1582534

>>154575201
Mari will win the Asukabowl.

File: Mari Asuka share bed .jpg (377KB, 1200x776px) Image search: [Google]

377KB, 1200x776px

>>154575475
She's already won it

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual

Join CIA

>>154575289
Shin Godzilla

>>154575508
That's so Cute

>>154575596
the fuck is that

>>154575655
Anno's Godzilla movie

>>154575596
He already finished it though, last year

>>154572533
>dub
Had to close the video. Really a traumatic experience.