What words in Japanese have you learned from watching your Chinese

I've been humming alone animu ops for years and I still haven't learned japanese.
What am I doing wrong?

chink here. those are the only words i knew.
also
nani - what
dostedt - why
time to pay a visit to DJT

Naka de iipaii!

私は今日に「うわさとよゆう」と覚えました

dostedt

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Itchy knee sang, she go rock bitch's hatch queue

OP goes into a japanese restaurant
>Can I have some ramen, ohayougozaimas
>we don't have ramen, and it's 3 PM
>dostedt

>want to watch akagi because kaiji was amazing
>no motivation to learn any mahjong

Bleach captains made me look up japanese numbers. I can now count from 0 to 100 in japanese, could do more if I wasn't so lazy.

>>154534502
Co-men-a-say? - Sorry.

Etchy sketchy!

Nip nong ching chong.

>>154534502

>Dostedt
くそ笑えるぜ、アノんちゃん！

>>154534502
Daijobu - Don't worry
Denno - but
Nani - What
Baka - dumbass
Ecchi - pervert
Shi'ne - die
Sempai - senior
Uso - lie
Gomenasai (gomene in short) - I'm sorry

I did all the Nip courses my uni had to offer (20 credits), still don't know shit. Used to know up to 600 moonrunes and studied for JLPT 2, was all in vain.

Gomenasai Nipland, I let you down.

Xicusó = bloody fuck

Omae wa kankokujin - nice to meet you

shix Shaw - dang it

c-chotto matte!

>>154534955

俺様の日本語は全て自習の結果で、俺様の大学が日本語のコースがあればよかった。
でも、テメェが大学に勉強しかったのに、努力はまだ台無しになった。残念ねぇ～

eeeeeh nande

>>154534982
You're hired.

t. Crunchyroll

Odayaka janai = Something special

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>>154534502

First words that came into my head

kawayui - cute
nandeyane! - for what purpose
iyahaya! - bloomin' heck
nashite! - for what purpose
konchikushoume! - you miscreant!
koyoi - tonight
birei - pretty

>>154535452
You mean Commie.

倉頡之初作書，蓋依類象形，故謂之文。其後形聲相益，即謂之字。文者，物象之本；字者，言孳乳而寖多也。著於竹帛謂之書。書者，如也。以迄五帝三王之世，改易殊體，封於泰山者七十有二代，靡有同焉。

My grasp of Japanese is so bad I can't even pick out when characters have different accents or speak in a way that marks them as unusual. I can barely tell their voices apart.

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>>154534951
>Uso - lie
Nah, Uso was the kid who's mom got decapitated.

>>154534502
>so-ka
means "I see"
>naruhodo
also means "I see"

>>154534502
Itadakimasu - Through the dark lord. Amen.

>>154536080
>not eat a duck en masse
Nips like their poultry

How can you bump threads that 404'd years ago?

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>>154536080
Still more fond of this translation.

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>>154534732

Sugoi shitpost, minna.

Haven't been on /a/ much for the last 6 months or so, did the mods nix the DJT threads?

>>154536328
Yeah, they're at /jp/ and /int/ now.

>Start learning Japanese
>All that Honorific system
>All that counting system

That's it. I can't do it.

>>154536359
Was it just a case of butthurt mod autism or was there a legit reason for it?

>tfw knowing nihongo
>tfw I can enter any thread of any series and get showered in (you)s just for translating a few words

Nothing feels better than helping people and getting paid.

>>154536370

Do like most translators - guess.
All you need is basic knowledge to identify if something is a verb/noun/adjective. The rest is just checking the word in dictionary and construing some sort of sentence out of it.

>>154536370
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not since those are the easiest part.

>>154536382
Butthurt mod autism and a really vocal minority of autists that the butthurt autist mods decided to pander to for some reason.

>>154534502
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>>154534502
rabu = love
zupa = great, super
aizukuri = ice cream
sukuta = scooter
dorifuto = to drift
sutaka = stalker, creepy person
api = joyous, happy

>>154536523
>Easy
>Have to triple my length of sentence just to be polite.

MASAKA

>>154534502
based fucking /djt/

>get paid to translate doujins
>all i do is use a text recognition program to copy the kanji and post them into google translate
>use basic knowledge of japanese grammar to guess what the fuck is going on
>make 150+ bucks per doujin depending on length
俺様は天才ですよね〜

>>154536631
rabu
suupaaa
aisu kureemu
sukuutaa
haapyy

Sugoi
Subarashi
Sasuga
Mudada
Dakedo
Ashita

list of japanese words I know

kimochi
nani
kore
goshujin-sama
yada
hidoi
kiseki
mesubuta
ryoujoku
hoshizora
itai
seieki
gomennasai
gomon
watashi
dorei
musume
okaa-san
yameteee

Most of these are through VNs.

Ochinchin.

>>154534502
Itterashai - I'm off/I'm leaving
Kaze - wind
Umi - da
Hoshi - star
Janai (yo) - is not
Desu - it is
Jii-chan - grandpa
Baka desu ka? - It/they is/are stupid?
Baka desu - It/they is/are stupid.
Itsumo - always
Anata/kimi - you
Watashi/boku/ore/anta/atashi - I
Mawaru - circle
Guruguru - spinning
Fuwa fuwa - shiny
Kawaii - cute
Sugoi - amazing/cool/incredible
Inu - dog
Neko/nyanko - cat/kitty
Tanuki - raccoon but with big balls
TATAKAEEEEE - FIIIIIIIIGHT
Oh for fuck's sake I've learned all the basics just from being a weeb, it'd take forever to list every word/phrase/sentence I know.

It's a slow way of learning if you aren't paying attention, but there was a point in time where I forced myself to watch anime without subs and even then I was able to figure what new words meant. It's how toddlers learn to speak, after all. Once they hear a word 500-1000 times, they know its meaning.

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>>154534502
>no one recognizes this pasta

>>154537500
Oh wait, I supposed to spell those in retarded ways, wasn't I?

Gauze
Oohmee
Hoe she
Jean-eye
Esumo
Mawardu
Guru-guru
Sewgoy
Tuhnookie

honmono = real
jigau = different/wrong
hontoonee = really
arigatou = thank you
shinjoo = prisoner
hito = person
nin= person
onna = woman
shonen = young boy
yume = ghost or dream
yamero = stop
urise = hold kæft
kudasai = please
bangoo = number
gakuse = student
soodayo/da/desu = that's right
teikaku = empire
mina = everyone
shinmin = subject (imperial)
kehoute = emperor
soshite = and (of course)
demo = but
shikashi = but
baka = stupid/idiot
kawaii = cute
anata = you
kimi = you
omayo = you
ore = I
boku = I
watashi = I
seibutsu = creature
sensei = teacher
shine = die
de aru = to be
baka na no? = are you stupid?
gomen(esai) = sorry
tadaima = I'm home
ittedakimasu = let's eat or something like
kintoki = testicles
kin = gold
gin = silver

>>154534502
>>154534556
>>154534650
>dostedt
how is this spelled in Japanese? are you talking about どうして?

What happened to the DJT

>>154539387
last time I saw it the mods had moved it to /int/, then some of those guys left and made another one on /jp/. I stopped going after that.

>>154539387
Banned for being shit. You don't need it to learn Japanese anyway.

>>154534502
>Dostedt - What
Shit nigger, that's not how Japanese works.

>>154539556
>>154539529
Ty i was looking for the pastbins

全部覚えちゃった

Mizu - Water
Mimizu - Earthworm
Ai - Love
Sakura - Cherry
Nani/Nande - What
Tetsu - Steel
Iwa - Rock
Yuki - Snow
Midori - Green
Ao - Blue
Aka - Red
Ki - Yellow
Kuro - Black
Shiro - White
Orenji - Orange (Not much of a difference)
Odama - Ball/Sphere
Himitsu - Secret
Kimochi - Feelings
Tamago - Egg
Keikaku - Plan
Sekai - World
Sugoi - Amazing
Minna - Everyone
Tomodachi - Friend
Kaze - Wind
Hoshi - Star
Yasai - Vegetable
Furutsu - Fruit
Baka - Stupid
Aho - Idiot
Yamero - Stop
Manko - Pussy

There's more of them, but that's all I know from the top of my head.

>>154537522
Almost everybody recognizes it because the reactions are not the same as back then. That, or this thread is full of retards.

>>154534933
Ecchi sketchy one touchy

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>>154534502

The one everybody knows:
>Yamero -Stop
>Nani - What
>Arigatou - Thanks
>kawaii - qte
>Ittadakimasu - "Buon appetito"
>Neko - cat

The Ones I think I know what they mean:
>Monogatari - Story
>Gomennasai - I'm sorry (sometime they say even just GOME So i deducted japanese must be an additive language)
>Jitensha - bycicle.
>Ocha - Tea
>Gohan - Food (maybe some meal in particular? I know from my dragonball days that it's supposed to mean rice. But I've seen it used in a way that looked pretty "general" I could be 100% wrong)
>Imbo - Conspiration.

There are probably more, But I cannot remember now.
I never checked them, So They could all be wrong, feel free to tell me if that's the case.

>>154535861
why
this isn't 1935

>>154536632
You don't *have* to be super-polite, you know. You ought to know how textbooks exaggerate the significance of 'politeness' in any language. If you bring the stuff from textbooks directly into true conversation, it will always stilted and unnatural. If you made a Japanese friend in order to help yourself learn the language, went to lunch with them, and said something like "watakushi ni, kocchi wa umai na tabemasu-mono de gozasu", they'd look at you like you were fucking insane.

Kimochi
Yada

>>154541147

Ochai is black tea, Gomen is "excuse me" and -nasai intensifies it, like adding "fucking" to a phrase, so it's like saying "fucking excuse me!"

>>154543967
Jokes aside - if, for some maddening reason, you actually wanted to put a rude slant to "gomen", you'd change it to "gomenna".

>>154536632
Is there any language that doesn't do that?
>kill yourself
>>impolite
>would you please consider killing yourself
>>polite

Yamete kudasai
manko
chin-chin
kimochi

among others.

>>154537522
yeah after years of this joke that's long outstayed it's welcome I don't think anyone still feels like pointing it out everytime.

>>154534502
>Dostedt
Its Doshite

>>154537522
The whole point is pretending not to know until mods come in and delete.

>>154537551
Fuwa fuwa is fluffy

Kira kira or pika pika would be shiny

naisu = nice

>>154539196
doushite

The latest thing I learned was
喉から手が出る程欲しい

What a cringey thread

>People posting words in Romaji and thinking they know Japanese

>OP gives a presentation at an anime convention
https://youtu.be/tynKRMVGsAI?t=60

>>154546631
I would be much more of an idiot if I seriously expected someone who did not know Japanese to be able to read kanji.

>>154546600
>cringey
>>>/out/

>>154535330
>様

>>154546600
Dostedt

Does this retarded shit really make you laugh?

Because if I were you, some pasty nerd sat in his mom's basement, looking at these dumb as fuck, unfunny images while going "HA! I recognise SOME of these words!" after watching weeb shit for multiple years, I'd probably just fucking kill myself.

Why don't these threads just remind you of how utterly worthless you are, being unable to learn weeb because of your own laziness?

>>154547876
>speak chinese
>pick up japanese easily.

OK.

I've got an N2 what does that get me?

>>154534556
>dostedt
I think you're doing something wrong here

Daishoboo -> Are you okay, buddy?
Genki dess -> I'm feeling good
Hone toe -> Very
Gay jen -> foreign guy
cone bone wah -> good afternoon
coo dah say -> Thank you
sap pour oh -> Beer
sacky -> nother word for beer
Televee -> Television
Cow fee -> coffee

i-ta-ta-tai

>>154544727
>consider suicide, please
not triple the length of:
>kill yourself

>>154547876
Everyone in this thread knows fluent Japanese, they're just trolling you.

>>154548980
>生害して
>生害しまして (ください)

>>154545042
it's doshit

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I think this is appropriate for this thread.

>>154534951
Daijobu means not okay... learned it from anime

>>154535330
>勉強しかった
艸

>>154549424
Lost it at "Where is the nearest light house"

>>154534502
>Dostedt - What
Every time

>>154546554
It's like sub N3.

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>>154549424
>Jiggy jiggy fooney

>>154543967
Just in case anyone actually believes this, ocha (or cha) actually means green tea. Black tea would be koucha (literally red tea).

>>154549763
On what basis do you categorize an expression, which is not even part of the exam material? It's not about the kanji but the expression.

>>154534502
This is bait, right?

>>154549328
It's dogshit

>>154549424
It mostly looks retarded because your writing system is retarded. Would look much better in any language with consistent spelling.

>>154549870
It was used in a textbook that's easy to me and I'm sub N3.

>>154543967
>-nasai intensifies it, like adding "fucking" to a phrase
What the fuck. Educate yourself. You can start by the kanji version and break it down to parts.
御免なさい

>>154549942
I hope your post is but unfortunately the chance that you're serious is indeed extremely high.

>>154550028
I'm not saying it's difficult in any way, it1s just that I've never seen it before and I'm on roughly N1. Only if my reading speed would be up there...

>>154550196
Honestly there are several thousands of particular phrases made up of common words with specific vernacular meanings. If you judge yourself by how many of them you can recognize and use you'll never get anywhere.

If you've got the grammar and the vocabulary as well as the kanji you're fine as it is.

oniichan - brother
yamehte - i love you
damayda - harder

>>154548048
Not fluency.

Here's what I've gathered:

>Kisama - You
>Goshujin-sama - Boyfriend
>Otokonoko - Flat-chested girl
>Iku - I'm tired
>Dame - Keep it up
>Sourou no Chinko - You're so manly

>>154548048
The realization that the hard part is yet to come.

>>154548131
non-japanese speaking motherfucker is trying to say doucheshitty

datebayo - believe it

What does "domo" exactly means? It seems like a jolly word you can use in any context.
Also what about "doso"?

>>154549989
You're dogshit.

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>>154537500
>Umi - da

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>>154536573

>>154534704
Jew

>>154534502
DJT retards finds a way in...

>>154534502
I've learned that "itadakimasu" means "through the dark lord, amen"

>>154555194
Back in my day, it meant "Rub a dub, thanks for the grub", or "Guten Appetit".

>>154554257
Dozo means "Take this starfish"

Manko means pussy and thats the best Japanese word you'll ever learn