Fuck/Marry/Kill

Marry Lalatina.
Fuck Aqua.
Kill Megushit.

>>154524259
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill the annoying goddess

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>>154524259
Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill megameme

>>154524259
Fuck Darkness, marry Megumeme, kill Aqua.

>>154524300
the only valid answer

>>154524259
Fuck Aqua/Kill Darkness/Marry Megumin

Kill all and marry Eris.

>>154524360
The only correct answer.

>>154524300
FPBP

>>154524333
>>154524431
These.

>>154524300
this right here

Ignore all and marry Yunyun.

>>154524259
fuck all
marry none
kill none

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>>154524360

>>154524463
>>154524495
>>154524519
>>154524564
>I agree with my multiple proxies
Reminder: http://skythewoodtl.com/konosuba-poll/

>>154524477
Good dubs; good choice.
This option provides the most happiness for everyone.

>>154524300
>>154524333
>>154524360
>>154524431
>>154524477

Darkness is objectively best girl.

No one wants to kill her.

>>154524259
Fuck: All
Kill: OP

>>154524477
This. Megumin will only get better with age.

>>154524259
Fuck Lalatina
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

>>154524259
Fuck Dustiness
Marry Megumin
Kill the slut

Marry agua
Kill latina
Fuck meme

Marry the window
Fuck the table
Kill myself

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>>154524647
Joke's on you.

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>>154524259
Fuck Lalatina
Marry Aqua
Befriend Megumin
Kill nobody

Marry Megumin. That's all.

>>154524880
That's exactly the point of proxies, nerd.

>>154524300
/thread

>>154524960
You're like that ACK guy from the Gabriel threads that think he is only talking to one guy using 50 ip's.

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>>154524333
>>154524333
>>154524333
>>154524333
This is correct. No need to discuss that matter any further.

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>>154524259
Marry Darkness
>Rich
>thicc and fit
>masochist
>best class

Fuck Megu
>competitive
>cute and proud
>dependable
>make halfbreed demon-baby

Kill Aqua
>whiner
>scatter-brained
>cocky
>wastes rpg skill points

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>>154525408
>>thicc and fit

>>154525408
This is the worst combination possible.
How did you manage that?

>>154525408
You listed the shittiest reasons on why to fuck someone

But hey you picked the right wife

>>154524259
Fug Megumin
Marry Lalatina
Kill Aqua

>>154525626
>make halfbreed demon baby
doesn't need explaining
>competitive
fuck a competitive girl, then get back to me
>dependable
that's just a personality thing.

>>154525575
>marry into rich family
>breed a half-demon child
>kill a god
if you don't think that's the tightest shit, get out of my etc

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Marry Megu
Fuck Yun Yun
Kill Darkness and Aqua

Maidragon is better than this crap.

>>154526088
YES! Kill the old hags!

Fuck everyone.

>>154524259
Fuck darkness and make them both watch

>>154524259
Fuck and Marry Darkness and Megu at same time and kill Aqua twice.

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>>154524259
Marry Aqua
Fuck Vanir
Kill Kazuma

>kill Aqua

Why? She's fun. Don't you like fun?

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>>154524300
muh nigga

>>154527670
grating voice

>>154524259
How about Wiz, Yunyun, or Eris?

>>154527670
I don't find her fun.

>>154524259
Marry and fuck Lalatina.
Kill her with old age.

>>154524300

This anon knows.

>>154524259
Fuck Wiz
Marry Wiz
Befriend Megumin
Kill Aqua

Rape all three.

If you wanted to fuck or marry Megumin, you might as well just find yourself a sissy boy to get the same thing but have an easier time.

Kill all

Fuck and Marry Wiz

>>154524333
This. While I'm at it, I would love to bathe with the first two as well.

>>154524259
Basically in that order. I like Lalatina the most, Aqua is legal and she can always bring back Megumin and I after we did in the best explosion she can cast.

>>154524259
Objectively best taste coming through

Kill Darkness
Kill Aqua
Kill Megumin

Fuck/Marry Kazuma

>>154524259
Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

>>154524259
kill all Three and and fuck/marry wiz.

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>>154531797
> anon wants to bathe with Megumin and Darkness

I think you might wanna ask Kazuma on how that turned out.

Kill Megu (then have aqua revive)
Fuck darkness
Marry Aqua

They're all only good for fucking. I'd marry Luna or something.

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>>154531828

>>154532244
Why would you inflict pain to an innocent girl when you could kill the one who enjoys it?

>>154524300
>marry lalatina
It's like you want to be NTR'd or something

>>154532582
It's another form of sadism.

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>>154524300
Correct answer

I can't kill any of them

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Fuck and marry Kazuma feels like the best option to me tbqh

>>154524300
this

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>>154533322
Even Kazuma wants to fuck Kazuma

>>154524259
I will marry them all and you can't stop me.

>>154524259
Fuck Megumun. Marry Lalatina for that family fortune. Kill Aqua. Keep fucking Megumin on the side since Lalatina is into NTR. Hell, tie her up and have Megumin torture her.

>>154524300
Best and only answer.

>>154524300

First answer, best answer.

>>154533208
She has a heavy breathing problem. The snoring at night would put a lot of strain on the relationship. Aqua is a quiet sleeper, so she would be the better wife.

>>154524300
t. Patrician

>>154524838
This

>>154524300
/Thread

It's really pissing me off to see all these people killing Meggu.

>>154524259
I would marry Aqua because I love her and she's best girl.
Since the only thing she would be into is my antifetish, I couldn't get it on with Darkness. I'd have to kill her.
Although I don't much care for her, that leaves Megumin for the last option, so I guess we know what'd happen to her.

>>154533896
>my antifetish

What's that?

>>154532819
Unf

>>154533926
I'm not a sadist. I can't see myself doing any of the shit she fantasizes over. Considering how strong of a part her personality that all is, it doesn't leave me anything to work with.

>>154533976
You're a kind person. If I was you, I think her physical attractiveness would more than alleviate this problem for me.

>>154533868
It's only one person. Don't worry about it too much.

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>people wanting to marry Darkness
poor souls

>>154534246
Wanting to marry Aqua is far worse.

>>154534071
>You're a kind person
He said he would kill her though.

Fuck Aqua
Marry Aqua
Kill Aqua

>>154534277
Well, at least he chose to kill the one who would enjoy it. Killing Aqua or Megumin is just cruel.

>>154534246

There are worse fates than wedding into status and wealth, and the average /a/non would probably fit her tastes well.

You can fuck/marry/kill Wiz and still have a un life with her.

>>154524259
Fuck Raratina, kill Aqua, Marry Megumin.

>>154534246
atleast your set for Life.

>>154524333
As if there were any other answer.

>>154533383
He's probably the only one who would ride his own tiny dick.

>>154534356
Good point.
Honestly the only thing I have any conviction about is that Aqua can go drown in a volcano.
I don't mind Megumin and Lalatina as fucked in the head as they are cause at least they're decent human beings. Aqua is just worthless.

Fuck you all
Kill yourselves
You aren't getting married anyway

>>154525408
>make halfbreed demon-baby

You know they're not actually demons, right? They're just humans with really high magic aptitude, a predilection toward chuuni personalities, and who have been genetically modified to have glowing red eyes. (Which was originally done at their own request because it "sounded really badass.")

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Ignore Darkness

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>>154535335
Neither are you, fag.

>>154524259
Darkness
Megumin
Aqua

Darkness enjoys being degraded, so telling her she's not good enough to marry would turn her on. Megumin is smart and fun to talk with. Aqua's a retard.

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>>154534386
Holy shit

God tier: Darkness
Shit tier/Cum Dumpster: Aquawhore
Fodder/Rape tier: Megumeme

>>154524259
Marry Megumin, fuck Aqua and make Darkness watch and clean up afterwards.

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Fuck Kazuma
Marry Aqua
Kill myself

They're already in that order.

>>154524300
We have a winner.

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Kill Darkness
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua

Darkness is legit terrible.

>>154524259
kill damegami so she can return to afterlife and stop whining
fuck darkness for busty onee-san (kazuma has top tier taste)
marry megumin for pure love and to walk the path of explosions

>>154524259
>>154524300
Lalatina wouldn't care much for marriage. To be used and sanded would be bring her greater joy.
You can't trust gods. It's a one way street in affection. You praise and help them all your life and they give little in return.
Megumin is a bit crazy but she's the most rational and open to a equal relationship. Kazuma helps her with explosions and he gets skinship piggybacking her home.

So fudge Lalatina. Abandon the god. Marry Megumin.

>>154524360
This gentleman right here has the only correct answer.

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Dorkness is lewd, lewd!

Marry Megu
Fug Dorkness
Kill idiot

Kill Aqua
Fuck the ever loving shit out of Darkne
Marry Megumin, but keep Darkness as our slave

Cuck Kazutrash into next week

>kill Aqua
Is that even posible

>>154524259
yes

>>154524300
>first season
>marry Megu, fuck Darkness, kill Aqua was the consensus

>second season
>marry Darkness, fuck Aqua, kill Megu is the consensus

my how things change

>>154540387
probably if there's a third season everyone would want to Mary Aqua, Fuck Megu, and kill Darkness

it would be a weird season

Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill aqua

Make explosion in Megu
Marry Aqua
Kill Kazuma

>>154524300
I hope you like NTR.

Kill Megushit

The world is a better place now.

In overall:

Marry Megumin.
Apart from her tendency to blow things up, she's the most reasonable of the three. Lacking in chest is a non-factor.

Fuck Aqua.
She's no good for a full-time partner. Good enough for a bro. Is the goddess of indulgence so I'd indulge her.

Kill Darkness.
Personality of a door knob. Completely useless. I'd gladly give her to Goblin Slayer as bait.

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>>154524259
Marry Liz.

Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness
Marry Aqua

Kill darkness. The other two are interchangeable.

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>>154524333
DING DING DING

>>154524300
Doubles AND fpbp.

Nice.

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If we're going by LN standards then it's obvious.
Fuck Lalatina
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

>>154524259
piss on aqua
fist darkness
cuddle megumin

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>>154543438
we need to start having piss/fist/cuddle threads

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Marry Megumin
Fuck Chris
Kill Cecily
Bully Aqua
Befriend Yumyum
Ignore Lalatina

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Fuck Yunyun
Marry Yunyun
Kill Funifara and Dodonko

Stuck up bitches deserve it

Marry Darkness
Kill Aqua
Arrest Megumin for terrorism

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>>154531488
I see you're a man of knowledge.

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Fuck Lalatina
Marry Wiz
Kill Aqua

>>154524259
All three
All three
The Demon King so I can wish for my harem happy endo.

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>>154524300

>>154544068
>Stuck up bitches deserve it
In what way?

>>154524259
Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megu

>>154546010
my nigga

>>154524300

threaten to kill but then marry lalatina.
threatne to fuck but then kill megushit.
threaten to marry but then fuck aqua.

>>154533407
This is the only correct answer

Kill Darkness, marry Megumin, fuck Aqua every day.