(Himouto Umaru thread)What would you do I you had your own umaru

Anyone know what they would do?

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I would give it lots of hugs and play geimu with her with old geimu. I would also buy her a brand new top of the line pc for her as well so we can play multiplayer as well. I will also try to get her to eat cheetos and instead of cola buy her Dr Pepper so that she and I will have more in common and in exchange I will eat potato chips and drink cola to be one with Umaru chan. We will be best of best friends in a way so pure I will actually for the first time in my life be proud of my own existence.

TSF > Autism > Boobies > Cake > Ham

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>>154468835
Get this man a nug

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>>154472872

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>>154467277

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gif related

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>>154472935
There goes Ebina eating all the food again

>>154467277
Play geimu with Umaru.
Watch anime with Umaru.
Drink cola and eat chips with Umaru.
Have sex with Umaru.

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>>154467277
Trade in to afford my own TSF

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PSA: Do NOT fug the nug

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Why are there still umaru posters?
This show was awful.
There's nothing to talk about.
There are much better shows and characters who pull off being a moeblob

>>154467277
Probably play kickball

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>>154473214
You should be able to get a lot, Umaru is worth about a dozen TSF's I think

I am very happy to meet you, Domo-san. Please introduce me to your friend Tachibana as soon as possible.

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>>154473274

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>>154467277
I would teach my Umaru the dodge roll

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>>154473344
Nice I'll have them all act out ME!ME!ME!

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>>154473668

>>154467277
Make sure she practices her combo and knows not to use unsafe block strings. Can't have her be a complete shitter again at the next tournament.

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>>154473754
She's working on it

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>>154467277

>>154467277
MAKE HER MY OWN LIVING ONAHOLE

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>>154474003
>>154474145
Umaru runs to safety

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>>154474415
Absolutely rekt

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>>154467277

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>>154474947
Stop, ban-evader-kun

I'd make her pull her own weight. No games unless she cleans up and helps with house work. She's not getting that shit for free.

>>154467277
Straighten her out. She's too spoiled.

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>>154476545
>>154476635
That is tantamount to Umaru abuse, you will not be receiving a nug

>>154476545
>>154476635
I would do anything for her, but i'd install a hidden camera in the bathroom, and add semen into the food i prepare for her, and use her socks to jerk off, and give her inappropriate hugs every day

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>>154477010
Death is the only cure

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>>154477598

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Just started watching this show and I'm on episode 4 now. Enjoying it much more than I initially thought I would.

Also, Ebina-Chan is a cute!!!

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>>154467277
This

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>>154478036
Welcome to Nugland!

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I'd trade it in for a Yamada