Why didn't he just fuck them?

>>154448276
Why didn't he just rape the angels?

>>154448276
Why don't you just fuck the girls you like?

That's why.

>>154448276
He's gay

None of the girls actually wanted to be fucked by him.

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>>154449363
Asuka and Misato were both signalling pretty hard at certain points.

>>154449363
Misato wanted the D in the rebuild.>>154449473

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>>154448276
can we just skip the first 30 comments and start with the inevitable gay stuff already?

>>154449473
Because he's there.
>>154449535
>Rebuild

>>154449547
Fuck off Reifag

>>154449971
Fuck off Reifag_____

>>154449547
This was such a roundabout way for Anno to confess to Ikuhara

>>154450351
It's as straightforward as a Japanese man in his 30s can be.

>>154448276
1. Incest
2. Used goods
3. Bitch

>>154448276
>useless robot
>shit
>retard
I wonder why

>>154449363
And he didn't want to fuck them either.

He wanted angel dick up his bum instead.

Maybe because he's 14

>>154449213
The girls I like don't live with me, don't talk to me, and they don't look at me, and do their hardest to not mind that I'm there.

>>154449608
>Because he's there
And? Plenty of men were there

Because he's insecure and shy and wants them to be nice to him

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>>154448276
Shinji is an eunuch.

>>154452482
Like who.

14 year olds can't consent to sex

>>154452671
Like me

>>154448276
Low self-esteem, zero confidence, fear of women, and the hedgehog dilemma. The series spells it out pretty explicitly.

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>>154449547
>>154450351

>>154448289
>Girl raping aliens
That won't end well

>>154452778
Damn, I dislike Kaworu, but anime Ikuhara is hot

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>>154452855
>disliking Kaworu
Fuck off Reifag

>>154452927
>liking shitty shoujo prince characters
As expected of kaworufags, they are retarded low IQ escapists

>>154452955
>hurr durr Kaworu represents escapism xD
Fuck off Evageeks

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>>154452855
Not anime Ikuni is hot too.

>>154453003
>implying I said that
>implying I'm from Evageeks
They lost it now
>>154453018
Yes, he is, would kiss

>>154448276
Because he's so fucked up

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>>154453035
>implying you're not
>implying you literally didn't just say that

>>154453176
>implying saying that character is for escapists means that this character represents escapism in anime itself
>implying I'm a hardcore fan who spends his time analyzing characters on some western shithole
>implying I can't recognize a fujo who hates on Evageeks for ignoring her husbando and assumes everyone who doesn't agree with her is from there
>implying you're not just shitposting

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>>154453270
>on some western shithole
Chink? Gook?

>>154453270
>implying you're better for being a casual
>implying you're not actually a waifufag or otaku
>implying Evageeks isn't an inherently shit site who claimed that Shinji's tic from Sachiel when it wasn't
Lel

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>>154453383
Russian^_^
Is that from Shun? I should rewatch the ova sometime. Damn, it was so long ago.
>>154453495
>implying Eva is good enough for me to be hardcore fan
It has good themes and direction but it's not that amazing. Its director's words and its themes also imply that being an otaku-like fan is cancerous. Shame it became a franchise. Also
>implying Evageeks isn't an inherently shit site who claimed that Shinji's tic from Sachiel when it wasn't
>judging the whole site and its users by this statement
Now you're shitposting

>>154453646
>Is that from Shun?
>from
I meant is that him, damn

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>>154453646
So you're a Shinjifag? I'll drop the argument.

>>154449473
I still get confused at this scene, she actively tells him DONT COME NEAR ME YOU FUCK, sleeps in a seperate room from him, and she KNOWS how passive Shinji is, why magically would he be like "Yeah there's my opening, I'll just defy her orders and possibly get my ass handed to me."
Then she just gives up and comes out to sleep next to him, which is an ACTUAL sign for going ahead, and she has to fuck it up by falling asleep and crying about mama, so irrational I swear.
Then again I'm the one buttmad over a fucking anime so my opinion doesn't matter

>>154453646
B-bratishka?
Ah, bratishka >>154453035 It's wrong to be gay.

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>>154453859
>Shinjifag
I wonder how do you people manage to pull out shit out of your ass this good
>I'll drop the argument.
Thank God
>>154453933
Prosti, bratishka, ya bolshe ne budu

>>154448276
Where are their nipples?

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>>154454011
I-it's what I assumed after you posted that picture.
Eh I won't try to get you, Russian casual who somehow knows Evageeks and has Eva reaction images.
I leave, buh bye

>>154454161
Too lewd.

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual.

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>>154449213

because she's not real

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>>154454230
>casual
>Russian
And just what that point has to do with anything?

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>>154454161
They are angels

>>154454666
>satanic trips
Doesn't Kaworu's hairbangs get in his eyes? I would be annoyed

>>154452675
Okay but what about Misato?

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>>154454719
No, because he flips his hair out of his eyes like all cool boys do

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>>154454813
He is a cool boy? Do you like him? Do you want to be penetrated by him?

>>154454875
No, I wish he was my brother or my friend.
I would have turned out a lot better if I had someone like that in my life.

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>>154454875
Don't be mean please.

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>>154454929
You mean you lack love in your life? Or someone to understand you and tell you what to do?
>>154454943
Where was I mean?

Wouldn't that have taken away from the perspective the author wanted us to see him? Not as a Chad, but some troubled and fucked up kid.

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>>154452955
Kek, what a fag.

>>154455006
Kaworu isn't Jesus, he's an Anti-Anti Christ.

>>154455042
Fuck off Reifag

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>>154455006
>Where was I mean?
>pic name

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>>154455074
Oh, come on, bratishka, I dislike Kaworu, but I didn't mean to be... mean. Can I make it up for you, tovarisch?
>>154455034
Nice response, keep it up
>>154455042
He's what?

>>154455062
An Anti-Anti Christ is literally a demon who's raised to end humanity but decides not to. That's Kaworu.

>>154455128
He's not a demon, he's an angel.

>>154455074
What did the Russian faggot call him?

>>154455163
Same thing in the Evaverse. Satan was also an angel.

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>>154455123
It's all fine if you didn't.. mean to bratishka. We can still be friends.

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>>154455199
Not at all.

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>>154455171
Fuck off, Reifag.

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>>154455171
>the Russian faggot
Watch your tongue, slut
>>154455221
That's good, I'd like to be friends ^ ^
>>154455128
Makes sense

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>>154455235
Ryo is an angel.

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>>154455322
Ryo is Kaworu.

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>>154455341
I knew that.

Ew, Russians.

>>154455171
It's fine, I got it.

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>>154455684
>>154455589
Now decrypt that one.

>>154455753
Ew, a Russian.

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>>154452955
Every little girl grows up desiring a shoujo-esque prince to sweep her up off her feet and take her away on a horse. Like in Disney movies and fairy tales, she lives her childhood believing in an idealized concept of romance and true love.

Then she hits puberty and realizes guys like that don't exist. There is no happy ending or prince. She will never become a princess. She'll be forced into a moderate-paying job, be pressured into marrying a balding guy in his 30's who has the personality of a rock, and have two bratty kids.

Her cheery smile and twinkling eyes from her childhood that sincerely believed in miracles and rainbows has long since withered away and died, just like her soul.

However deep in the recesses of her walled away and cold heart, she still believes, she still desperately hopes, that one day her Kaworu will come and save her. And she continues to pray for this until her last dying breaths on her deathbed.

>>154455793
Fuck off Reifag.

>>154448276
They were all nutty as Squirrel shit, besides he had Kaworu for a little while it's pretty clear their antics drove him gay.

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>>154455793
What did I just read? Do you write fanfics of some sort?

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>>154449213
So Shinji is a fat used up depressed angry emotionally compromised hairy manlet in his late 20s working a dead end job?

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>>154456141

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>>154456141
He might as well be to any woman with standards.

Why didn't Gendo just make EVA-01 look like a giant sexy woman and then marry it?

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>>154456362
It's sexy as it is.

What are some good NGE doujins, /a/?

>>154456783
Rebuild.

>>154456783
Not Re-Take.

>>154456783
Hole circumstances of my secret

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>>154457007
I like you.

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>>154456901
Anything by Gyomania really.

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>>154456783
This one.

>>154457142
DELET THIS

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>>154457168
You're right, this is better.

>>154457216
Hot.

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>>154457256

>>154457447
>Fuyutsuki gets cucked by Yui AND Gendo
Can the man ever live?

>>154448276
Didn't they all essentially "friendzone" him at the End of Evangelion or am I missing something here?

Because Shinji is homosexual. It's pretty much canon.

>>154458466
>Shinji
>anything but straight

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>>154459453
>Reifag
>anything but falseflagging cancer

>>154449213
Tried and failed.
The fucker didnt even try.

And the only time i could i avoided it because the never get your dick in crazy rule.

>>154460259
>the only time i could i avoided it because the never get your dick in crazy rule.
that rule is relevant to Shinji's situation, desu.

>>154456783
Isn't the oldest NGE post on sadpanda scat?

>>154460259
Why do waifufags always bring up dicks? Obsessed freaks.

>>154460871
Fuck off Reifag

>>154454660
>didn't even bother to edit the (you)
Oh (you) Reifag getting sloppy.

>>154461955
What are you talking about?

>>154462021
He knows where he fucked up

>>154448276

I think virginity is required for the Synchronization that connects pilot and their Evangelion,
This is why adults and other kids of the school can´t activate Evas.

>>154462856

That is not true. Its the souls inside the EVAs which decide if they work or not.

>>154452675
But can consent to kill aliens.

>>154463481
The difference is that killing aliens is required to save humanity.

>>154463976

I mean, in the end humanity got fucked in both ways so was it really worth it?

>>154464073
Hindsight is 20/20. NERV thought they were saving humanity, so they took measures they believed necessary to do so.

>>154462856
but Rei gets used by Gendo all the time and pilots just fine

Misato knew that his dick is only 6''.

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>>154464889
Did he actully ever?