KonoSuba

>>154404649
That faggot shared my number again.

>>154404700
A girl falls in love with a boy.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the boy’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day’s confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression.

>>154404649

*blocks her number's path*

>>154404649
Why does nobody want to be Yunyun's friend?

>>154404823
She's so overbearing and clingy she drove axis cultists away.

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>>154404649
Sorry YunYun, were busy

>>154404649
I ignore it and call Megumin.

>>154404823
Not chuuni enough for the crimson demons
Too chuuni for everyone else

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Best crimson semen demon?

>>154404970
YunYu-

I mean Arue

>>154404970
Megumeme

>>154404970
Can they get any more chuuni?

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>Kutani doujin still not scanned

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>>154404874
>>154404887
please remove this

>>154404970
secondaryfag here

honestly believed that Dodonka and Funifura were just imaginary friends

>>154405238
It's worse because they are bullies.

>>154405238
They tried to be "friends" with her but they just take advantage and now they bully her in the anime ed where they tried to visit her in axel because they know her letters are fishy.

>>154404649
She's best girl, of course I would answer.

>>154405318
Yunyun pls go

>>154404649
answer it, Yunyun is a great person and I'd want her as my friend any day!

>>154405364
t. Yunyun

>>154405275
They are merely pretending to visit her in Axel. If they wanted to they can probably get a teleport there.

>>154405419
Yeah, though if i remember correctly, Crimson clan village has no teleport point in Axel

>>154405196
Is it scat?

>>154404649
Yuyun can't exist in a universe with people like us since we would naturally want to reciprocate her eagerness to be noticed, that's why she's trap in kono suba

>>154404970
not the fucking catbiter that's for damn sure

>>154404970
I just noticed they're all wearing school uniforms and not their normal clothes, why?

>>154405546
>not their normal clothes

>>154405546
They are in cool posing class?

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>>154404649
I want to have sexual intercourse with Yunyun! I want to grab her fat butt, suck her large breasts and cum inside of her vagina!

>>154405546
Little chuuni academia

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>YunYun
>Age: 13/14

GREAT SCOTT

>>154405573
Megumi just wears a plain red dress normally

>>154404970
Crimson demons best race.

>>154405477
I don't remember Kutani ever doing scat. So most likely no.

>>154405841
dat DEENguy

>>154405841
>Yun Yun's Yun Yun's
Sweet Jesus. Didn't some guys try to take advantage of her in the LN?

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>>154405546

>>154404649
I spin 360 degrees and mash my penis onto the Answer button.

>>154405546
That's what 14 year olds do.
Megumin C2ed at a K3 level and graduated early.

>>154404970
Arue.

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>>154405608
what did he mean by this?

>>154404649
Answer and invite her and Nerimaki over.

>>154404874
jesus fucking christ this hurts

>>154405876
HES THE DEMON KING I JUST KNOW IT

So if crimson demons are strong as fuck, why are they so poor?

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>>154405608

Who's translating the Konosuba Reeee:zero crossover?

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>>154405955

>>154405895
Too autistic to fuck.

>>154405985
Megumin's dad spends all of his time making the useless shit in Wiz's shop.

>>154405630
GMO: Genetically Modified Oppai

>>154404649
Clearly this must be a prank, Nobody ever calls me.

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>>154404649
Vanir is literally the best boy.

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>>154404970

>>154406053
tbf in the original with that julius guy, if you go on his profile it turns out that people did say happy birthday and that he just never told anyone

>>154405630
>wrong hair color
>Terrible proportions

This person should never do konosuba art again

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>>154406104
and best girl

>>154405464

For a fucking good reason.

Do you think its possible to gross out a succubus or they've seen/did it all?

>>154405912

No, she murdered a duck and poked her finger at a card.

>>154406129

>wrong hair color

Girls are known to dye their hair sometimes.

>proportions

Artistic style.

>>154406248
more like autistic style ahahahaha
haha
hahahaha
ha
hahahahahaha

>>154405905
loli yunyun was fucking moe

>>154406279
Thats Komekko.

>>154406167

I doubt they have internet in fantasy australia. That said, take what normalfags are grossed out and look for the complete opposite, I guess.

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Kazuma is such a lucky bastard.

>>154406307
komekko is fucking moe then, I think that whole scene slipped past me

isn't it sad yunyun

>>154406279
it's megumin's younger sister, the dirty little catbiter

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>that slimy liquid on Megumin's face
>that wild strand of hair coming from Kazuma's crotch
There's so much going on in that pic.

>>154406540 (You)
>that slimy liquid on Megumin's face
>that wild strand of hair coming from Kazuma's crotch
There's so much going on in that pic.

>>154404970
Nerimaki and Dodonko, easily

>>154406562
Why did you repost my fail?

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Are you having a stroke, anon?

>>154406147
Which reason is that? They don't really have any business there, true, but what do you mean?

>>154406268
You better eat your pills.

>>154405895
this >>154406063
Nobody even thinks twice because she reeks of Asperger syndrome

>>154405630
Did you faggots not look at 13/14 year old girls when you were in middle school? There were some girls with big fucking racks, or at least they seemed big at the time.

>>154406598
I wanted to point out that my edit was funny because of the slimy liquid and the strand of hair, but then I noticed I made a typo so I deleted the post and reposted it. But then I decided I wanted the post with the edit to point out what's funny about the edit, so I just scrapped everything and made a new whole post, but then this guy decided to repost my fail.

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>>154405841
What the fuck is Mitsurugi looking so smug for? Is it still to early in the evening for Aqua to have crushed his self esteem?

>>154406063
>>154406621
But the autism only makes it better?

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>>154406582
Why not

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>>154406357
Komekko is a piece of shit.

>>154406633
most of /a/ were too busy having their heads shoved in the toilet during school years, anon

>>154406691
I was too autistic to be bullied, I was too busy trying to look down girls shirts to really have time to worry about the bullying.

Who was that red-haired elf chick in the hot springs?

>>154406691
I was too unnoticeable to be bullied.

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>>154406772

>>154406772
The other half of Megumin's cat

>>154406776
I was so fucking retarded, I don't think anyone needed to bully me because I already made my own life shit. People just kind of tolerated me as that one weird kid and made jokes about me when they thought I wasn't listening.

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>>154406753
>>154406776
Oh, I see. Sorry about that anons. If I had known you, I would have bullied you, I promise.

Hoping for S3 confirmation after episode 10, chuuni village arc is GOAT

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>>154406959
>As long as you're not interested in... devil girls
I'm out

>>154406959
>As long as you're not interested in undead or devil girls
That's a dealbreaker you dumb, fake goddess.

>>154406599
it's city for beginer, monsters in axel is too weak for average crimson mage. this also one of the many reason why nobody wants to join party with yunyun, they feel inferior and useless...

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>>154404649
>She's 13
I block her number and text Darkness instead, calling her a worthless whore who should be on my front porch within an hour or else.

>>154404970
Based on...
>Name
Funifura
>Looks
Dodonka
>Cute! CUTE!
Komekko
>Personality
Unironically Yunyun
>Meme potential
Megumeme

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>>154406959
Truly Axis is the religion of peace.
Eris nazis are evil and intolerant, and have no place in modern society. Australia needs Axis enrichment

>>154407004
>this also one of the many reason why nobody wants to join party with yunyun, they feel inferior and useless...
seriously? having a high level rush you through quests is usually one of the best ways to level, stupid fantasy australians

>>154406109
>daughter of the crimson demon clans greatest liquor store owner

kek

>>154407038
Appearantly ausbongs don't like boost groups

>>154406133
care to explain? Is he that chick in the middle?

>>154407047
They only have one of each shop, and they all introduce themselves as
>son/daughter of the greatest X in the crimson demon village

>>154406868
>end card
>"you thought it was S3 announcement, but it was moi Vanir!"

>>154407038
>>154407052
To get exp in Fantasy Australia you have to either get the last hit on enemys or eat expensive foods,

So if Yunyun just one shots things no one else will get exp and she feels to bad for creatures to freeze them and let other people kill them at their own leisure.

>>154406819
I don't think I would have minded. It's not like getting physically harmed could have made me like school any less. Would have made my day more interesting in those horribly long seeming hours.

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So who is taking care of Komekko anyway?

>>154406994
>>154406996
>>154407021

>Axis cult is against undead/devil girls out of both sexual context and the misleading implication of anti-Eris propaganda
>Eris cult is outright against undead/devil girls with zero exception or mercy

No wonder why so many Japanese passerbys end up on the Devil King's side.

>>154407038
you dont get any exp if your team mate oneshot everything anon.. this is why kuzuma is so under leveled despite having the easiest job to level up

>>154407077
the quests themselves only give cash no exp?

>>154406868
Adding up all the stalker points it has allocated puts it over 11k.

>>154407096
Hopefully noone and she starves to death in a gutter

>>154406642
Pure unadulterated autism

>>154407114
Pretty much, In LN 1 it's explained that EXP is the souls of things so I'm inferring that it would be impossible to impart a soul onto a quest.

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>>154406642
Yunyun tier spaghetti

>>154406642
stop posting yunyun

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>>154406959
I like undead though

>>154406795
>Megumin's
Kazuma is the one who takes the best care of Chomuske.

>>154407097
What if the "devil king" is just some guy trying to fix all of Fantasy Australias shit, and the goddesses won't stop fucking it up?

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>>154407245
Then clearly the goddesses are the ones to be feared.

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>>154407201
I want to grope a motherly, T H I C C lich!

>>154404649
Who is she? Does she work for an escort service?

>>154407178
crimson mages have those skill up potions so something like that could be possible but probably not if it's never mentioned I guess

>>154407277
I want to ignore every Yui Horie character.

>>154407275
They are not competent enough to harm someone purposefully.

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>>154407329
tell that to wiz

>>154407370
お構いなく

>>154407353
And wiz is still around, is she not? Aqua is clearly incompetent.

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>>154407370
Are mixed baths a thing in Japan? What kind of person would go to a mixed bath when there's both male and female baths available?

>B-But anon, he wants to oggle cute girls
1. The cute girls are in the girls bath
2. Isn't he worried about others seeing his dick? I wouldn't exactly want to be seen naked.

>>154407399
They're friends now. However if Eris ever learns of her existance, she's more dead.

>>154404874
>>154404887
>>154406053
pls no

>>154407063
yes

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>>154407417
In the novels he has a huge mental debate with himself about it, and finally musters up, because he knows the girls bath are next door, and he figures he can sneak a peak on his party members.

>>154404874
So do I read this left to right or right to left? Neither makes sense. Either she's walking backwards or the table is flipped before she flips it over.

>>154407417
Who cares if someone sees your dick? You lose absolutely nothing. Everyone else is too busy being self conscious to make fun of you. Just don't be a disgusting, fat piece of shit and you're golden.

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Why is there an Eris portrait in that town

>>154407370
>don't mind me

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>>154407543

>>154407543
Someone wants to go full Dorian Gray on Eris. The more she hates undead, the more she'll remain like Chris while the portrait will look more like the actual Eris.

>>154407277
Why is Wiz so absolutely kissable?

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>>154404874
Good.

>>154404874
I just want to hug her and pat her head.

>>154407245
He probably shouldn't have been the demon king then.

>>154407717
>kissing liches

>>154407245
I think he's just some neet and has not done anything and its really the axis cult/megumeme doing it all

>>154407462
Considerable shrinkage can occur, and word can spread around the town.

>>154407624
>Be at museum, admiring artwork
>Random NEET removes pants, presents dick to painting of best goddess
Such is life in the Axis cult.

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>>154407893
>not doing it

>>154404970
They all look the same. Will they have different VAs or will Takahashi-san voice them all in slightly different pitches.

>>154408236
Are you a troll?
Yunyun and Megumin already have different VA

>>154405608
Im confused

>>154405196
Is Izetta crimson demon?

>>154408038
Kazuma should've just went for the kill right there. She'd still suck his mana out but he'd get a proper Wiz kiss out of it.

>>154404736
Are you high and just made up a story based on a picture?

I wouldn't watch it but it's not a bad idea.

>>154409041
It's a copypasta. Look up KEIT-AI

i just maratoned both seasons and fucking darknes really drags down the second one, ep 4 is borderline unbearable, i got surprised when she was introduced as a main character since i never saw you post her as with megumin and aqua all this time, now i know why, also aqua gets quite annoying too, give more megumeme

>>154406642
Did someone just spaghetti on an anonymous image board?

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>>154405608
WHAT ARE THESE WORDS WHAT DO THEY MEAN

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>>154409102
Dorkness has her moments though.

>>154409084
Damn, I'm new to this board since I'm only browsing for KonoSuba.

Friend introduced it to me 3 days ago, so I got caught up and came here for discussion.

>>154409172
Her sexual deviancy does go just a tad overboard. I wish she had some actual character. But no one else has any either, so I guess that makes it okay in /a/'s books..

>>154405841
>Why is Vanir and Hero so smug?
>why would you make Wiz upset?

>>154409201
She does show her proper charcter whenever she's not in crazy masochist mode.

>>154409201
She develops alot throughout the novels. She starts to take responsibility as the future lord of the land and so on. I don't mind her very much

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>>154409201
It's not on 24/7. For example here >>154409172
she's genuinely embarassed and uncomfortable.

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>>154409102
>ep 4 is borderline unbearable
That was the best episode of the show though.

>>154407926
Oh god it's just like India

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>show friends couple of pics of the cast and he sees me watching one episode
>he thinks Aqua is the best girl based on looks alone.

How can I purify his heart so he wouldn't have shit taste?

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>>154409527
Have him actually watch the anime.

Komekko is evil.

>>154409580
I'm trying my hardest, but he's such a fucking casual who thinks AoT and OPM are pinnacle of anime. He's also into Monmusu and is Asukafag.

>>154404649
Answer to tell her she's got the wrong number

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>>154409614
>All of those traits

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>>154409614
>Asukafag

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>>154409527
Well he's not wrong, but it's not the only reason.

>tfw kazuma in darkness' room will never be animated

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>>154409580
That would just make him like her more though

>>154409614
> Asukafag
> Thats_on_you_elevator.webm

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>>154408236
What the fuck

>>154409611

Kazuma is time to get over it

>>154409614
It's settled then. Get rid of him.

>>154409580
Seeing Aqua realize she is a living mistake and telling Kazuma to just kill her was nice. We'll ever see another scene like this?

>>154409728
There was so fucking much spaghetti in that bed though

>>154409957
SHE STOLE MY KILL

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>>154409690
>>154409770
>>154409614

What's wrong with Kommekko? Why hate a loli?

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>>154410207
She's a killstealing catbiter

>>154410207
Children: no sense of right and wrong.

>>154405166
Yes, that's literally why they go to school.

What would Megumin's reaction be if Kazuma died for real?

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>>154411006
>"Who should I cocktease out of a free meal now?"

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>>154409527
>I-Implying she isn't

>>154411006
>"Sorry, I don't feel like casting Explosion today..."

>>154411006
Yuri with Darkness.

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>>154404970
Niconico

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>>154409527
Aqua is best though

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>>154404649
Oh christ, turn the lights off and duck down low.

>>154411006
Yunyun will comfort her and it'll turn into a yuri pairing.

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>>154404649
Answer of course

>>154404649
Answer, romance her and then get a casual sex partner with big boobs.

>>154411006
"I hear when you die you get an erection" she says as she has her way with dead kazutrash.

>>154404649
Answer like it's a booty call.

>>154404649
I don't believe Yunyun could actually call someone on the phone.

>>154409188
>discussion on /a/
if no one gets this is a sarcasm im going to get dubs

>>154409188
Don't worry, /a/ is a great place for constructive debates about anime. We hardly ever have waifu wars or bait threads.

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>>154411078
>

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>>154411078

>>154408038
Reminder that if you kiss the lich you have to marry her.
That's the rule.

>>154412924
What if I marry her and then kiss her?

>>154413043
That's fine too.

>>154404649
Let it ring away

>>154413224
Hold on, that can't be right. Darkness scored a hit?

>>154413746
She's alright with cqc. The problem has always been that she hasn't put a single point into "sword mastery"

>>154413746
On a wall. Even then I'd call it a fluke.

>>154413224
I adored the Megumin and Dorkness service in this, but I can't help noticing that baiting Kazuma with some MeguxLalatina action was low.

>>154409932
Yunyun sound like a mix of Gay Kansai Yui and Waifu Yui

>>154407096
Don't make me sympathise with a cat eater.

>>154412619
>>154412752


Hey it's better than the time I posted on /lit/ and got laughed out cause I wanted to talk about Lovecraft.

If you read between the waifus there are some great debates.

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>>154412827
>>154412795

NO COMBO BULLY

>>154411078
KAZUMA BUY ME GEIMU

How advanced was the handheld they found in the Crimson village? Aqua called it a Gamegirl so I was assuming the guy made a grey brick that played tetris, but in the next volumes they seemed to be playing some kind of platformer/metroidvania.

>>154406959
>questionably-human
Guess all races like girls with animal ears

>>154414749

Axis accepts Racoonfuckers as well.

>>154414863
Do they accept people who sleep with liches?

>>154414898
Get out.

>>154414898
It would be great if they were exterminated without exception.

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Sorry for being late here, but
FUCK

>>154414956
Final proof that Megumin is not flat.

>>154414956
DELICIOUS

>>154414979
She's turned 14 after all.

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>>154414898

>>154409188
How the fuck did you find out about /a/?

>>154414956
>>154415061
so, will megumin grow a pair like yunyun or just a decent size

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>>154414979
You were saying?

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>>154415064
>>154414939
Can you stop

>>154415137
Can you stop being a heretic

>>154409188
Lurk before posting.

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>>154415061
How many more seasons do we need until the scene where Kazuma realizes she's not a kid now that she's 14?

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Answer and scream really loud into the phone and then hang up.

>>154415109
Modest

>>154415151
Nothing heretical in loving a kind lich.

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>>154415137

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>>154415137
>dirty undead walking around and posting freely

>>154415186
Better yet: answer, but don't say anything.
Making strange eerie noises could be nice too.

>>154415095
I browse some other boards, so I was always aware of it, I just never actually watched one that was still releasing episodes. Usually some stuff that ended a few years back so I knew they weren't gonna make 4 billion seasons.

I browse /v/, /tv/, /pol/, and /k/ to name a few. Not here to start a flame war though, I just like honest debate.

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>>154415186
DEVILISH

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>>154415206
TURN UNDEAD

>>154415232
Lurk for a year

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>>154415206
>Harboring positive feelings for liches

>>154415295
But this lich is a good person. This technically makes her an archlich and those aren't evil.

>>154415277
I may not live that long, better to take a chance now. Besides I've learned a lot in my crash course of posting. Hell I even know more about the LN than I thought I would.

>>154415232
/v/ and /pol/ are the most obnoxious boards on here; I can't believe people can have fun on them.
/tv/ is only slightly better than them, but it, too, is shit.

>>154415312
That sounds like witch talk to me.

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>>154414956

>>154415361
It's just lich talk. For people who like liches, are liches and/or are currently married to a lich.

>>154415422
Vanir's VA was pretty good at the game.

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>>154414863
But racoons are for daughtering

>>154414898
They clearly said no undead.

>>154414956
Literal perfection.

>>154415109
Her mom is flat too, she's probably already hit her peak.

>>154415347
That sucks, now off to /pol/ with you, cancer.

>>154413822
>>154413746

That was more hitting the wall to generate a shockwave on the other side. There's no aiming required. If they got her some sort of aoe weapon, I'm sure she'd be able to kill things just fine.

>>154413301

>it rings for hours
>only ends when the battery dies

>>154415637
You're dedicated enough to blogpost about yourself alright. Fuck off.

>>154413746
She can actually hit things, it's just that when something actually tries to dodge she can't hit for shit.

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>>154415657
>someone asks anon a personal question
>anon answers
>"fucking blogposter"

go back to /b/

>>154415716
No

>>154413224
he was set up

>>154415657
>>154415760

Alright how about this?

I like the way they did Darkness in season 2. I think I was conflicted about her masochist jokes running on for so long (even though I eventually thought they were pretty funny), however I think they capitalized on it very well with her father, the Lord's son, ect. I think it's a good extension of character, and one of my least favorite (when I was very fresh to the characters) is turning into one of my most favorites.

>>154415829
I think she is the same as ever and still boring.

>>154404649
>Let the phone ring until the very last second.
>Pick up.
>Don't say anything, just wait until Yunyun manages to say something first.
>Instead of responding just hang up on her.

>>154415873
Beautiful, thanks for your input

>>154415936

If you pick up, she knows you are awake. Big mistake. She'll just keep calling you back.

>>154411006
We'll get to see in the novels at least

>>154416076
What are you basing this on?

>Aqua: Death to undead/devils/liches etc
>Eris/Chris: Exterminate all undead/devil girls/liches etc

Sounds like both cults and goddesses are shit.

>>154417009
>liking devil girls
>being a heretic

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>>154417009
Aqua is a merciful goddess

>>154417009
Religion of peace.

>>154417009
>all undead creatures except two have been unquestionably evil
>terrorists are people JC

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>>154407459
it's taken from kyojin no hoshi, whoever made it didn't think it through

>>154405905
ONEE-CHAN SUGOI

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Which girl do you think will make the best mother?

I have this strange feeling that Aqua may actually be a really good to her children

>>154417259
>wanting to procreate with any of these females

Nope.

>>154417259
Aqua is an overprotective mother.
Megumin would be a fun but caring mother based on how she treats her little sister.
Darkness would be a boring noble

>>154417259
Vanir

>>154417319
Darkness would be milfbait-shotahunter.

>>154409188
That's a familiar feeling.
Im mostly lurking /tg/ and /v/ but just cant stand away from all the dank memes and Aqua bullying.

>>154404649
Where did I put my phone?

>>154417259
Wizu. It'd take a bit of research and work to get it done though.

>>154404970
Dodonko sounds so cute. Can I name my child Dodonko?

>>154417654
You'd sentence her to a life of people mocking her name though.
DOO DOO DONKEY

>>154406563

superior taste

>>154406795
What about the guy she's with?

>>154417693
If she is dedicated to the tribe enough like Megumin then she wouldnt give a shit. Nobody wants Yunyun as his daughter

>>154417182
That hand always gets me

>>154417693

If she can use advanced magic, anyone who laughs gets a faceful of fireball.

>>154411388
That is one succulent rack

>>154404649
I won't answer of course.
Instead, I will just ask her why she's calling me to ask permission to come over when she's already here.

>>154415420
oh my

>>154404649
>answer
>start fapping
>ignore any questions regarding the strange rhythmic noise in the background

>>154418015
>Yunyun
>not dedicated
It's one thing to be chino when that's your personality. It's another to act chino when it goes against your nature to inspire your village. Yunyun is the hero the Crimson Demon clan deserves.

>>154418906
>chino
God damn autocorrect. I meant Chuuni.

>>154418945

Kill yourself, filthy mobileposter.

>>154419004
Explain what is wrong with posting on my phone. Use actual reasons and not buzzwords.

>>154411006
"He is as important to me as Explosions"(Spinoff vol 4)

Probably suicide or severe depression

>>154417154
Apart from mindless zombies they only ever met Verdia, the dullahan. And he wasn't specifically malicious. Just pissed that someone exploded all over his big hard castle.

>>154419333
He bullied Wiz.

>>154419427
Everyone bullies Wiz.
Even people who like Wiz bully Wiz.

>>154419427
Wiz is to be bullied. Nothing wrong there

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>>154419473
>>154419477
Please don't bully my wife.

>>154419548
Your wife is dead and an economic burden.

>>154411388
YunYun is for paizuri!

>>154419473
Wiz is the only girl Kazuma doesn't bully

>>154419659
That's not very nice, you know.

>>154419800
The truth usually isn't nice.

>>154419800
Neither are heretic litches

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>ywn cum hard inside a limp and helpless Megumin while she tells you "nice bakuretsu" and gives you thumbs up

>>154404649
answer and phone sex with her

>>154419659
She's UNdead, not dead. And it doesn't really matter.

>>154419874
Why are you forcing innocent girl into phonesex?

>>154419548
>>154419741
>>154419800
I might be a simpleton, but posts like these make me happy

>>154419971
Y-you too

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>there are people who want to destroy this smile

>>154420062
That's a smile? I can't tell with that artstyle. Did they even try?

>>154420062
REMOVE UNDEAD

>>154420062
Looks more like the vacant grimace of a freshly dead corpse than a smile to me.

>>154420062
She's just so adorable. Would kiss and cuddle with.

>>154420062
No I just want to grant holy retribution and help her pass on to heaven.
TURN UNDEAD

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>>154420062

I want to commit a heresy

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>ywn bring Megumin on a quest to kill a high level monster
>ywn interrupt her explosion incantation by killing it with dynamite
>ywn use drain touch to suck out all of her mana while laughing about how useless of a mage she is
>ywn steal her panties, hat, and staff, and throw them in a tree where she has no hope of getting them
>ywn leave without her while she is limp face down in the ground
>ywn surprise her by cumming inside YunYun when she finally gets home later that night
>ywn write down a huge X right beside "ascent to womanhood" in her duel book

>>154420062
>ywn marry wiz, become a lich too and tend to the store with her sometimes clearing dungeons for stuff to sell

>>154420062
I want to lick her phylactery.

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They are so cute together

>>154420473
Why is she so fat all of a sudden

>>154420485
They are.

>>154409102
Another insufferable meguminfag. End your life.

>>154419771
What about Eris?
No, the few times he has stolen Chris' panties doesn't count!

>>154420664
>not liking all girls except for damegami