You encounter an Azuki Azusa alone in a storage shed. What is your first course of action?
She barks back.
Ignore her and go get me some Steel King.
Now look what you've done.
WHERE IS THE STEEL KING YOU BIMBO.
I don't know what it is, but those skirts make me diamonds.
I have as much of a pathetic taste for entertainment as the rest of the people in this board, but this sort of stuff is too much.
I am still watching it right now though.
Check if I can spot any weapons she might be hiding.
Check surroundings for suspiciously large groups of overly friendly /fit/ passersby.
Check surroundings for party vans.
Check surroundings for hidden cameras.
Mutter quickly a few exorcisms.
Ask her if she wants to
play Dwarf Fortresswith me.
hold hands as long as it takes for a whole soccer teamand call her cute