Jojo

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>>154327230
I liked the character preview pictures but seeing that trailer was gross

>>154327230
No.

>>154327168
about 0 seconds if you just change your ip because you aren't retarded

>>154327330
Not knowing you can change ip

>>154327366
holy fuck you replied to my post through dimensions
D4C

>>154327230
Im hoping for the best. I think at the very least it will be entertaining.

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Bruno is sexy!

Does anyone have a pic with all the different Kiras (including Sailor and Ghost Kira)

>>154327394
hey, newfag here I've been lurking for a while and i was wandering how to do that (reply t a post in a different thread)

>>154327230
I'd like to see how they portray the stands to know for sure.
>Hiring a 40 year old actor to play 28 year old Jotaro.
So he'd look more as a mentor I suppose?

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>>154327538
I will deliver

>>154327574
i'm a newfag too, but the way i see it you can copy-paste the number and putting 2 >s which does exactly that

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>>154327586
Thank you bb

>>154327574
>>154327627

>>154327627
thanks

>>154327627
>be mobilefag
>knows how to do this
>still doesn't know how to hide text

Feel free to point and laugh I deserve it

>>154327697
test
>>154327332

>>154327717
kek

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Considering there's thousands of different dimensions, does a dimension exist where the Joestar bloodline is evil?

>>154327745
how do?
also as a newfag I find captca to be extremely annoying. will I ever get used to it, or is it just hell all the way through.

>>154327717
lol you can literally google this one

>>154327807
No.

>>154327813
what if I have bing?

>>154327807
Giorno could be considered a villain protagonist, if that counts.

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>>154327515
>not gay
>fetish for bob cuts
>see bruno

>>154327230
Id bet it all from that 5 second trailer that the stands are going to just be invisible

That's probably for the best, honestly, but the reasoning behind it could change everything
>Invisible stands because
1. Budget
Acceptable but disappointing
2. They'd look retarded IRL
Missing the point and aesthetics of Jojo completely, film doomed to be trash. But the costumes seem pretty faithful so I don't think that's it.
3. From the perspective of a non-stand user
Could be genius, actually, but would require creative liberties that will either save or sink the film if even a few of the wrong people aren't competent.

>>154327807
try reading jorge joestar.
there is Giorno being possessed by Diavolo

>>154327813
No its not

yes it is

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What is speed kings true power?

>>154327867
maybe the trailer was in pre-echoes koichi's perspective.

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>>154327867
Why is he allowed to look this good?
He was a cute kid too.

>>154327929
Making things move fast.

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>>154327929
it is a portable microwave that heats up his tendies faster than the average microwave

>>154327899
Yeah but maybe i wanna see my soft sweet boys be murderous evil conniving bastards for a change of pace

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>>154327973

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>>154328024
donut hair

i just realized i'm a retard
i had 4chan zoomed out by 10% and wondering why every time i opened and closed a pic the page retracted like 3 posts

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>>154327994
delete this.

Figure this might be a good place to ask. I'm about to start reading JoJo and I'm wondering if I should go with the original b&w or the digitally colorized version. Translation status is not an issue.

>>154328007
Samefag, wanted to add some ideas to sweeten the idea

>Jonathan turns Dio into a vampire just so he can torture him for an eternity
>Gets Erina in on it
>They bond over torturing the little shit that bullied them

Why can't we give it the benefit of the doubt?
So much negativity

>>154328215
Original for 1 and 2.
Either way for 3.
Color for the rest.

>>154328215
I'd read the colored. The black and white makes it a little hard to decipher what is going on. Color also supports the hard work people put into coloring for pretty much free

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>>154327867
He's pretty girly-looking at least, dude looks considerably more feminine than Trish did in her first appearance.

Is there a dimension with a Zeppeli mc, Dio girl and the evil Joestar?

>>154327230
The source material is already trash, so no.

>>154328320
Is there a dimension were Speedwagon does learn hamon?

>>154328369
Yeah, but is killed by perfect Santana

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>>154328213
no

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>>154327807
>Vampire Josuke will never suck your blood

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>>154328437

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>>154328455
why would you want that?

>>154328215
Everything coloured. Hard to decipher what's going on sometimes without them.

>>154328495
I like Josuke and it'd be nice to be useful to somebody

>>154328089
this shit's been happening to me and im not zoomed out

>>154327230
Was the phantom blood movie good?

>>154328288
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>>154328514
Thanks. I thought I'd go with the originals because "author's intent" etc etc, but if the color really makes that much of a difference, then color it is.

what happened to Jobin's scar

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>>154328587
>no speedwagon

>>154328464
more?

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Still don't know Jobin's motives. Quick explanation pls?

>>154327230
Good night /JoJo/! How about some good night Emporios before I head to bed?

How tall is Gappy guys?

>>154328831
3 feet

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>>154328800

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>>154328880
that's all I have right now, I made those when I got bored after reading the new jojolion chapters

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>>154328831
6'10 350 pure muscle, just """"drawn differently""""

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>>154328978
I just found my last one

>>154328689
That's literally why it failed too. Japan loves them some Speedwagon

>>154327807
But there's not?
Jorge Joestar isn't canon.

>>154328495
Its my fetish

>>154329088
Isnt D4C proof of alternate dimensions? Isn't that kind of the point?

>>154329088
>jorge joestar isn't canon
Araki confirmed in an interview that Jorge Joestar is the only canon JoJo part and that JoJo parts 1-8 are all non- canon

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>>154329088
>

>>154327807

Oh sure, there's dimensions out there where Battle Tendency is about Dio trying to defeat the pillarmen, others where Jonathan is ultimately killed in Cairo by a Zeppelli.

>>154329159
Source.

>>154329195
There's a picture out there with vampire versions of Jojos 1-3 overlooking a scared shitless Dio

I cant find it and i need it

>>154329059
There's other reasons too.
Apparently the movie was just 90 minutes long, it was hardly even finished and there were some dumb changes like Tonpetty being in the battle at the castle. And apparently it ends with Joseph meeting Smokey meaning they somehow intended for Part 2 to happen even though Speedwagon wasn't there.
In the comment section for the YouTube video of the available 15 minutes, there's a guy who actually saw the movie and answered a ton of questions about it.
He says it's not horrible though, just really mediocre.
And I really like Dio's outfit in that movie as well as Zeppeli's color scheme

>>154329219
source: this post>>154329159
you can't be a real JoJo fan and not know about this real interview

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>>154329160
Funny Brando is my favorite character

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>>154329352
>ywn see magical girl Dio

>>154329407
>samefag, just realized he's shirtless under the sleeveless jacket

What a colossal faggot I love it

>>154329407
It's a shame that this was the last time Junichi Hayama worked on a Jojo project.
He has a god tier art style and his Jojo drawings are fantastic.

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>My sweet Jolyne sent me a video of her on "vacation" with my boss
>The contents were quite sexually explicit as expected
>get hard as fuck immediately
>until something happens that nearly destroys my heart
>at first its normal, shes indulging in sex with men better than me
>muscular studs with huge cocks, amazing technique and impressive stamina
>I watched the video and watched my wife's legs quivering as she climaxed again and again being fucked by these men
>kissing them with a passion I could never rouse
>letting them do things to her I could only dream of
>Sucking them off and begging for more in between fuck sessions
>But once my boss's friends were done and left, it happened
>They put clothes back on and started cuddling while watching a movie
>something that we did together when we're lovey dovey
>She seemed so happy in his arms
>looking at him like he was the greatest thing in her life
>like his warmth was the only thing that mattered
>he looked at her the same way too
>eventually they started fucking again
>fucking would actually be the wrong word as they more passionate than they had ever been
>it seemed more like they were making love
>In the middle of another one of her earth shattering orgasms she screamed "I LOVE YOU!" over and over again
>he came in her and they kissed
>video ended

Oh god I just couldnt think. I couldnt breathe. Is she just fucking with me anons? Or is she actually going to leave me now that shes found a better man to fuck and love? What did I do wrong? I let her fuck real men since I was unsatisfactory. I loved her like no other. Shes my goddess. I cant lose her.

>>154329389
is that a pot belly or a inhumanly large dick bulge taking up his entire waist?

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>>154329630
>mfw jolyne cuckfag can't even have a happy relationship in his fantasies

>>154329694
Yes

>>154329751
why does jolyne cuckfag always have fantasies that end with him being unhappy?
he almost seems as bad as naranciafag except he doesn't spam threads with a shitty trap

>>154329831
I have no idea but his posts are quickly growing on me. As long as he doesn't spam he can stay and give me a chuckle every now and then

>>154329630
Weird body.

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>>154329630

>>154327574
>>154327627
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>>154327813
Well this is an exemplary example of the Jojo fanbase being cancer.

>>154329831
>be me
>wake up and get ready for work
>masturbate to 2d waifu in car on way to work
>"man I wish someone would cuck me" I say aloud in my cubicle
>boss is standing before me
>boss is huge richfag
>introduces me to a real grill
>get married
>no longer have cuck fantasies
>wife is pregnant
>baby is a girl
>find out it isn't mine
>boss has been fucking my wife the whole time
>go on 4chan
>start greentexting about my cuck fantasies with 2d waifu, Jolyne
>anons now call me Jolyne cuckfag
>years later
>still married, raised daughter as my own
>she is into rich old dudes
>she brings her boyfriend over
>its my boss
this is what I imagine jolyne cuckfag's life is like

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"DIO Over Heaven", Alternatively titled, "Dio Has Serious Mommy Issues"

>There will never be a part 3 live action movie with retardedly muscular men

>>154330068
I thought you were actually the cuckfag explaining yourself and I was preparing myself to feel unnecessary amounts of guilty.

>>154330037
hey! you're early this time

>>154330176
Im a puss what is that file anon is linking to

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>>154330174
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

>>154330125
But there was
It was named "The Expendables"

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>>154330068
this is what cuckfag looks like irl
>>154330174
well that just means that my greentext must be accurate to cuckfag's personality, which is a success on my side

>>154330217
you can't be the only one if you samefag

>>154330206
hair.webm
if you haven't seen it you are really new to the jojo threads
its total cancer but not gorey or disturbing

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>>154330288
>mfw i couldn't reject my humanity and laugh at theoretical cuckfag misfortune

>>154330288
Why does doppio look cooler here? Maybe if someone filled in his stomach area with the sweater then it would be perfect.

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>>154330333
>hair.webm
>'not gorey or disturbing'
It feels like witnessing a rape

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>>154330343

>>154330333
Im new enough that ive only seen people react to it with pics of disdain, and i just assumed it would give my device ass cancer or something and didn't bother looking

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>>154330391

>>154330333
Nice trips

>>154330401
>>154330379
if its disturbing to you then i've probably been desensitized to it
>>154330431
why do i keep getting 3 themed gets, first the quads last thread now this

>>154330343
>cuckfag trying to divert conversation about his irl life
>"why does doppio look coller here?"
he doesn't look cool to me.

>>154330288
>cuckfag actually has a multiple personality disorder
>His alternate personality is actually the rich boss that knocked up his wife
>when the boss takes over he grows in size and muscle and his dick size multiplies

H-holy shit.

>>154330495
then explain how he met his daughter's boyfriend, which is also his boss.
the end wouldn't make sense if your hypothesis were correct

>>154329751
>>154329930
>>154329982
>>154330068
>>154330288
This isnt funny. Im about to lose my goddess. Shes everything to me. Shes the sunshine in my life.

>>154330448
Its a sign. Congratulations you're now the new JoJo for pt 9

>>154330495
>implying he isnt his own wife

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>>154330569
>isnt his own wife

What a normie

>>154330567
am i giorno 2.0?
will i get bad scans?

>>154330479
Speak for yourself, you're probably one of those faggots who are actually attracted to females.

>>154330538
He is also his own daughter

>>154330595
The worst. Im so proud of you anon

>>154330554
You losed*

>>154330597
N-nandato?!? Masaka! How were you able to discover my secret?

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>>154330609
The plot thickens

>>154330495
>>154330569
>>154330592
>>154330609
so he never had a family?
he is just insane?

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>>154330626
my name is José Jofre Hispanic JoJo for part 9

>>154327717
text

>>154330641
Don't you see anon, this was all because of my tendency to battle! It was my battle tendency that defeated you!

>>154330689
I am 100% on board with a Hispanic Jojo.

Can Donald Trump be ur villain

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>>154330689
「 ESPERA UN POCO」

>>154330747
araki asspulls his way onto this universe, be it via an alternate universe d4c or just normal araki wrote himself into a corner

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>>154330785
When ur a Hispanic Jojo

>>154330785
>>154330823
「 EL TIBURÓN」

>>154330833
holy fuck i need to stop with these 3 gets
first the quads then trips and now dubs

>>154330870
T-Teach me your ways senpai......

>>154330892
THIS IS THE POWER OF MY STAND
「 EL TIBURÓN」

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>>154330833
>looks up song ref
>mfw

>He later died of a cold.
WHAT THE FUCK COME ON

>>154330920
the diu latin spanish dub is looking great

>>154330933
Yeah, that are the type of things than make people drop a series

>>154330785
「EL TRISTE」

>>154330933
>>154330905
also i can transfer the powers of my stand

>>154330920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6HOBzcE36k

>>154330955
it was stupid as fuck but kinda made me laugh too
>>154330964
actually we just have the same type of stand. witness 「EL SONIDITO」

>>154331013
PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI

>>154331013
「 EL TIBURÓN SIGUE SIGUE」

>>154330964
Question: what kind of hairstyle do you have

its for drawfag reasons, this occasion must be commemorated

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>>154329630
She's dead, Jim.

>>154331036
Sombrero pls

>>154331036
you can do whatever the fuck you want, whether it be spiky ''flaite'' or fancy >>154331074 sideburns

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>>154331070
>>154330630
>>154330686
>>154330340
This isnt funny. I'm about to lose my beautiful wife. My goddess. I love her so much. She is everything to me. Nothing matters next to her. She is the sunshine in my life. I don't want to lose her. I dont want to lose waking up to her smiling face in the morning. I dont want to lose hearing her cute laugh. I don't want to lose cuddling with her while watching cheesy kung fu flicks. Singing with her as we cook breakfast.

Ill miss her. I'll miss seeing her beautiful self come home after a long day, with multiple creampies from muscular studs I don't know and waiting to be licked up. Ill miss seeing how much she would quiver and shake as I eat her out while she remembers how those guys fucked her like I never could. Ill miss busting a nut on her leg as I lick her clean. Ill miss the sadistic look shed get before tying me up and pegging me with a string dildo made from stone free. A punishment for being too insistent on having sex with her. Or because she felt like it. Ill miss it. Ill miss it all.

I can't let this happen.

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>>154331181
she dead nigga

>>154329160
What do multiple of those symbols mean i cant seem to find anything about it i know a bunch of ゴ is menacing but cant find shit on those symbols

>>154331181
Post more Jolyne and maybe I won't laugh.

>>154331242
dont encourage him dammit

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>>154331269
what a handsome lad

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>>154331311
anon my heart can only take so much

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>>154331328

>>154331339
l-lewd!!!

>>154331376
do i keep going?

>>154331339
>>154331311
>>154331269
wtf i want to vore gyro now

>>154331400
Anon this is a blue board if you keep going I'm going to call the police.

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>>154331413
>>154331428
i am god

>>154331444
Trips mean more gyro

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>>154331444
>>154331462
part 9 jojo becomes over heaven confirmed

>>154331563
>>154331462
this is my last gyro for today, if this thread is still up tomorrow maybe i'll post more

Stop posting gyros. I'm getting hungry.

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>>154331471
>>154331563
>>154331444
>>154331339
>>154331311
>>154331269

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>>154331592

>this entire thread
Disgusting.

>>154331621
WAY TO KILL THE FUCKING MOOD.
now i want to argue and fuck you up with my gets and now i can't sleep

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>>154331191
Shes not dead. But she's fallen for another man. One that I can't compete with. I can't lose her. Oh god it hurts.

>>154331242
Please help. Please, it hurts. Tell me what to do.

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You're posting souvlaki.

This is Gyro.

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>>154331645
>wife gets killed by a gay priest
can't make this shit up

>>154331645
too bad saucenao exists

>>154329557
It's also a shame that Soul'd out was promoting it and it pretty much bombed, and then in 2013 they broke up, I would have loved to had them do stuff for JoJo now

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>>154330689
Drawfag here. Wanted to post this before joke got stale, so sorry if it's hot garbage. Also sorry for pic quality, wifi decided to die on me and I have to go mobile. If you want a better version ill be on the thread tomorrow and will post it then.

Congrats on ur gets, pt 9 Hispanic Jojo

>>154331758
Looks good to me.

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>>154331645
Oh really now

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>>154331649
Aren't those doner kebabs?

Anyways that'll be 1000 yen for five.

>>154331645
>Tell me what to do.
Mix ammonia and bleach together. Makes a really good smell that is very relaxing

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>>154331702
Are you not listening anon? Shes alive. Alive and happy in the arms of ANOTHER man. And I dont stand a damned chance against him. Dammit. I don't mind raising another mans kids as Im weak and inferior but I need her by my side.

>>154331831
In Greece it's called Gyro.
But the final product (as in what you buy) is just like what was posted above, but usually with yogurt sauce instead of mayo.

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>>154331831
1000 yen...? Haha, don't mock me!! That's far too much!!

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>>154331871
I already killed her and all her husbands for you my nigga

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>>154331834
Im not stupid. Next youll tell me to drink it and that would kill me. Please just help me.

>>154331937
Jesus that's an awesome Pucci cosplay, please tell me thats real

>>154331941
>Im not stupid
Don't make us laugh

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>>154331902
Do you have no sense?...

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>>154331902
>>154331972
If I sold them for that much, my family would starve to death!

>>154331871
Isn't she like, 19? And in jail? How are you even surprised by any of this.

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>>154331972
Maybe I'll just buy them somewhere else...

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>>154332034
Okay friend! I'm actually very kind to foreigners.

I'll sell you 5 for 700.

>>154331966
Im not! I wont fucking drink bleach so gullibly you asshole. Fuck you youre no help.

>>154332003
She means the universe to me. I cant believe shed leave me. Am I that unworthy?

>>154332061
I didn't tell you to drink bleach, stupid.

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>>154332054
Make it 300.

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>>154332069
600!

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>>154332072
350!!!

>>154332068
You were going to.

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>>154332111
550!!!!!

>>154332116
Don't jump to conclusions, you dummy

>>154332140
You cant trick me asshole. I may be a cuck but Im not stupid. Thats one of the things my jolyne loved about me. My smartness. Oh god but shes gone now. Shes his woman now isnt she?

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>>154332121
400!!

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>>154332186
450!!!

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>>154332206
425!!

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>>154332233
425!

It can't possibly be worse than the HnK live action movie

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>>154332238
I'll take them!!

All right, I got them less than half his original price!!

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>>154332276

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>>154332061
Lmao boy, just seek heaven.

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>>154332276
>>154332298
I usually sell five for 150 yen!

>>154332321
Thank you for particpating in that with me, my night has been made

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>>154332321
>>154332333
Bye- bye! Thank you!

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STOP FEEDING KEKFAG

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>>154328495
> not wanting Josukes hot mouth to wrap around your neck

>>154332723
I still can't find that pic of vampire jojos 1-3 overlooking a human dio

Its out there... i know it....

>>154332321
That scene was so weird, since after the reveal, it left me wondering: "Wait, if he's just there to kill them, why does he have an usual price for kebab? Did he really own that kebab business?"

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>>154327807

>>154332851
>Be Steely Dan
>Kebab peddler by day
>Stand Assassin by night

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>>154332723
haha and then what ;)

>>154332953
Fucking died when i read that image title holy shit i must be exhausted

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>>154332953
go to bed cioccolata

>>154332784
That joke didn't even make sense in Italian, btw.

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>>154333111
>Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>154327717
Phoneposters have a button that does it for you. Unless you use the website on your phone for some reason.

>>154327230

Are we sure that's not Araki doing jojo cosplay? Cause that's what this looks like.

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>>154333409

>>154333394
I figured it out, thanks tho!

>>154333111
>He probably came when this happened

Part 5 is shit

When Giorno dies at the end of part 5 How outraged will people be at the anime?

>>154333739
>Implying a shit part will ever be animated
5cuck pls

>>154327230
Who the fuck is that. He looks like a fucking aged rat.

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>>154331941
it won't kill you if you believe hard enough.

>>154327515
>>154327977
>>154328313
Dude, fucking imagine if Bruno had been a girl.

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>>154333739
?

>>154333865
But then he wouldn't be able to *unzips dick*

daiya is C U T E

daiya is S H I T

anon is R U D E

>>154333519
>someone asks if hamon will return for the 1000000th time.

>>154333959
Even better, she could literally have a zipper on her vagina. If she really needed she could just have giorno make a dick for her and she could zipper it on.

>>154334087
>she could literally have a zipper on her vagina
That sounds horrifying to be honest. It's vagina dentata with zipper teeth instead of human teeth, and they'd be more likely to catch your dick.

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Jolyne...Jolyne please don't go. I may not be much of a man but he can't love you as much as I can.

>>154334160
let her go homeboy, its time to move on

>>154334160
Is that you, Abbacchio?

>>154334232
How is it Abbacchio-like? The guy didn't have any romance in his story at all, let alone cucking.

>>154334310
Its just a secondary mistaking his flamboyant gorillas

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does anyone own this? is it of good quality? i want to buy it but i don't have any experience with figures/statues
sorry if i post here but /toy/ is slow

>>154334422
It's decent for it's price.

>>154334422
>>154334442
I'm also pretty sure they're selling these at gamestops or something now.

>>154334422
Wtf is going on with his neck tho

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>>154332723
I just want Josuke to be my boyfriend. Is that too much to ask?

>>154334474
>Not wanting to make him your girlfriend
Wasted potential

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>>154332723
>>154327807
Wouldn't Josuke have it really easy as a vampire? He could suck peoples blood and then heal them so he wouldn't have to be a murderer.

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>>154334474
>ywn be taken out to cute lunch dates where its not fancy food but you're together and thats what counts
>ywn get to hold his emergency comb for a hair disaster
>ywn get to make him blush by telling him he looks handsome in his uniform
>ywn give him cute band aids when he gets into fights, where he complains about the childishness but still loves them because you care
>ywn slowly fall in love over the course of a lazy summer
>ywn have Josuke tell you you're "guurreato desu yo"

>>154334577
Yeah, or he'd use it to really fuck people up. especially if he got control of okuyasu...

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>>154334582
>ywn wake up with him lying next to you
>ywn have Josuke pull you in for a cuddle while he's still asleep
>ywn have lazy morning sex with Josuke when he wakes up

>>154334621
How and why? He's not an asshole unless people really piss him off, and he treasures and adores his friends.

I guess he'd have a chance of being turned into a mindless killer like Will Zeppeli's dad, but if so he couldn't really be held responsible for his actions.

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>Husbandoing a piece of shit stoner

>>154334726
Josuke Giorno and Jolyne are the bored teenagers listening to their dads be Theatric Evil

>"So what'd you do last week Jolyne"
>"Dad took me to an aquarium, turned a bunch of tiger sharks into zombies and made them bust out of their tanks and attack people. Again."
>"What about you Josuke?"
>"Joseph tried to use me to pick up chicks, but he forgot I don't date girls unless they're gang members."
>"Bet you five bucks one of them is about to scream 'wrrryyyy'."
>"Pass. You can only trick me twice with that, Jolyne."

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Why are these threads lately so full of obvious newfags who have no idea how to blend in? Where did they come from and why?

>>154334848
Did you literally just now join this thread to bitch about this

>>154334848
'Blending in' is overrated when more often than not the threads are garbage-fires. Yesterday had a bunch of posts deleted because people were using the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thread to argue about whether Reddit or Facebook was worse, a thread got deleted for being spammed with Sonic cringe, etc. The current thread isn't that bad.

>>154334888
No, I wanted to read Jojo discussions and got this thread instead. What ever happened to lurking before posting?

>>154334570
New book?

Explain

>>154334907
We're talking different kinds of garbage here. Outright shitposters go away after a while, but when the wrong kind of people start feeling welcome then we're contaminated for good.

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>>154334946
Shōsuke Tanihara (Second generation MC for King's Brunch, a Japanese variety talk show) along with Hirohiko Araki. Mr. Tanihara is big fan of Araki and has heard plenty of stories behind the writing of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure during the interview between them.

>>154334957
Garbage is garbage. Like I said, this thread is considerably better than the likes of yesterdays and being a garbage-elitist contributes nothing but whining.

If you want better thread-quality come back in the weeks we get new JoJolion chapters or other news, otherwise keep your expectations low and don't cry when they aren't met.

>>154334957
God forbid some faggots need a little bit of help with certain parts of this website, it's the end of the fucking world if some dumb newfag asks for the answer to a thing that can be explained in one fucking response and then be able to move on in their shitty life.

Please tell me you aren't actually getting angry about some newfags. Is your life really that vapid and empty?

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>>154334778
Weed isn't a thing in Japan, anon. In fact, doing any kind of drugs is considered to be a career killer there in comparison to Western countries. Josuke is a number one pure boy, he'd never do anything like that to begin with.

>>154334845
>Jotaro turning sea-life into zombies
If he was gonna do that I bet he'd pick extinct shit, imagine the possibilities of a zombie megalodon.

>>154335011
He's like that one anon who thinks that there shouldn't be any JoJo threads when the anime isn't airing, unless a new chapter of JoJolion is out. As if he can actually stop other people from making new threads.

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>>154335011
Don't be dumb. If you really think I'm just talking about people not knowing how to quote then you have no idea how different these threads were even a couple of weeks ago.

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>>154334845
>I don't date girls unless they're gang members

That sounds more like Giorno than Josuke.

>>154330391
Why are his pants loose if he has a belt?

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>>154335129
Josuke tries to act cool and would go out of his way to say stuff like that, and Giorno barely seems to know what a woman is.

>jotaro gets 100% free shot on pucci with star platinum
>decides instead of donutting a human as he could with a dramatically more durable the world
>instead of x-raying his skull like dio and launching him 50 feet into stone and shatters it, an impact that would kill any human
>instead of throwing the spear with STAR PLATINUM the strongest stand that could send pucci to the moon with the spear 100/100 times, throws it with his 40 year old hospital arm

who could be behind this

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>>154335106

>>154335188
It's amazing how much the "A-A GIRL!" line comes up in Jojo.

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>>154335283

>>154335283
It's happened four times, right?

From what I can remember it was Lisa Lisa after attacking Joseph and Caesar, Runaway girl when her hat comes off in the ocean, Trish here and Hot Pants when Johnny accidentally cops a feel while looking for a pulse.

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>>154335239
Speaking of which why did Pucci's eyes move in stopped time at that moment when once he actually has MIH he stays still?

Actually what's up with that whole scene? Why does MIH come out of Anasui's arm, why does the arm then heal immediately, and why does everyone suddenly teleport and wake up in a different location?

>>154335323
I think it's happened a few times with Lucy, and once with Reimi

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>>154335320
Do you think Diavolo felt bad for burying Doppio's mum?

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Is there a way for me to make a shirt buttoned that low work, or do I have to be italian

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>>154335188
Anon, all Josuke's ever said regarding girls is that he wants pure love. We've never seen him say much else to his female classmates outside of the first episode, so please don't push your perverted tumblr head-canons onto him.

>>154335466
Not without something underneath

>>154335466
You have to be hot.

>>154335530
Grow up, it has nothing to do with tumblr and everything to do with it being the kind of shit a kid would say to try to make himself sound cool when he's hanging out with two other gang-members.

>>154335446
Nah, she was probably a shit mom. Prison scum.

>EYES OF HEAVEN IS _______

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>>154335543
FUCK

>>154335600
A lazy cashgrab hurriedly made to capitalize on the rapidly shrinking Jojo bubble.

They would have probably been better off putting some more effort into it though. Getting only 10% of ASB's sales is pathetic.

>>154335684
i think its fun

>>154327230
Hmm, a live action part 4 movie? It could work. Considering how flawed part 4 is, the movie can fix a lot of that (Just like how the best version of part 3 is the OVA). Also, it looks like they are making more than one movie, since the pc showed the earliest stuff from part 4. Maybe 2 movies like parasyte?

when is the next jojo thing? i need a part 5 confirmation

>>154335809
>Considering how flawed part 4 is, the movie can fix a lot of that (Just like how the best version of part 3 is the OVA)
The fuck am I reading?
The OVA is a charmless, unfunny piece of shit with nothing about it that captures the spirit of the source-material, and part 4 is a fun and entertaining part for anyone with a triple-digit IQ and an ounce of taste.

What part are they doing?

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>>154335566
Still has everything to do with your sick fuck head-canons. Josuke doesn't even want his neighborhood to think that he's knocked up a girl, the rumor of him being part of a gang is arguably worse in some aspects. Get over yourself.

>>154335899
>sick fuck head-canons
I'm not sure what's upset you so badly here. It's suggesting that a kid who proudly identifies himself as a delinquent on multiple occasions including in that screenshot you posted (considerably moreso than Jotaro ever did, in spite of Jotaro fitting the bill way more than him) would try to make himself sound cooler when talking to actual gang-members, that's it.

And there's a world of difference between not wanting people to think you a random chick at sixteen and lying about only dating a specific type of girl. I don't understand why you brought that up at all because it's completely irrelevant.

>>154335997
>not wanting people to think you *knocked up a random chick at sixteen

>>154335899
You are way too sensitive about this

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>ywn give Josuke a big hug because he is a sweet boy
>ywn hold hands with him

WHY LIVE?

>>154336027
I think maybe he never hung out with cool older people and doesn't know how teenagers act in situations like that or something. The only examples he's giving are of Josuke talking to Jotaro and Joseph, who he would (and does) think about and treat completely differently from his peers.

>>154336074
Let's be honest, he'd probably be freaked out and disgusted by anyone who'd willingly post here.

>>154336068
>Giorno is such a desperate filthy slut he can't even wait to take Mista's pants off before rimming him

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>>154336099
Speak for yourself

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>>154336068

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>>154328077
Cowboy hat.

>>154336140
>'Gee Anon, why do you hang out on a website where a guy goes on about how much he wants other men to get Miss Jolyne pregnant while he cries? That's kinda gross!'

>>154336068
How bad does his ass smell? Mista probably doesn't even wipe

>>154336272
Mista's long, lustrous ass-hair is probably glued together

>>154336262
For him, I'd stop. Never look at 4chan again.

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>>154336301

>>154336306
What if he liked Reddit and unironically thought that rage-comics were the height of comedy