What is it about a flame broiled hamburger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, mayo, pickles stuck between two sesame seed patties that gets little girls so excited?
>>154287124
It's reminds them of dick and balls
>>154287251
what do you mean "remind"
little girls have no memories of dicks and balls
>>154287324
They see them every time they take a bath.
>>154287406
the fuck are you talking about
>>154287446
When they are bathed by their fathers, they see their dad's dick and balls.
>>154287486
who the fuck bathes with their dad
>>154287324
They have vague memories from when they were conceived. Everyone has started their life inside someone else's balls after all.
>>154287499
little girls
>>154287532
I never bathed with my dad
and if I did, I was so young that I have no memories of it
>>154287548
Sucks for you
Why are they called hamburgers when the meat is beef?
>>154287124
the simple and complex carbohydrates and protein get them excited because human beings evolved to want those things in their diets.
>>154287653
They were named after Hamburg not ham.
>>154287124
>1 bigmac has been deposited into your account
Get out of animes, Ronald.
>>154287499
>this guy doesn't bathe with his dad
Pfft, I've been shampooing my dad's hair since I could remember
>>154287518
Thats hentai levels of retarded
>>154287714
What was Hamburg named after, then?
>>154289404
A chicken dish.