This 14 year old chuuni walks up to, lifts up her skirt a bit

>>154040788
>How do you respond?
Give her a nice bakuretsu.

>>154040788
I take her home and show her my Atomic test footage.

By unzipping my pants

>>154040788
Best way of dealing with beggars is just pretending like they don't exist desu.

>>154040788
Call the police and social services so she gets taken care of while her parrents land in jail for neglect or even pimping should the circumstances proove it.

Steal her hat

>>154040788
I'm turning 25 this year!

by all means I'd take her home and fuck the shit out of her and give her some cereal afterwards

I'm getting a boner just thinking about it

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>>154040788
I stop her from lifting the skirt too high and whisper
I have a home for you while hugging her

>>154041266
M8 You can't just trinity test freely

>>154041546
shit am I on some list now?

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>>154041494
>Steal her hat
Who would do something so evil?!

>How do you respond?

I unzip my dick, yell EXPLOSION and feed her a protein shot

>>154040788
Help her out by buying her food and letting her live at my place till she can find a regular job instead of adventuring because she is clearly not cut out for quests with only 1 spell.

I maybe a fucking asshole but I am not heartless... yet.

>>154041551
That's cute.

>>154041599
If you're a Brit, yes.

>>154041717
Good thing I'm not. Still paranoid though

>>154041476

>proove

Holy fuck kill yourself

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Sure, come on, have a drink in this karaoke bar with me...

Treat her to a meal at a nearby restaurant, give her some supplies for the rest of her trip and pat her head whilst saying goodbye and plotting how to humiliate Kazuma for letting Megumin go hungry.

>>154040788
She's not wearing a skirt.

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>>154040788

>>154040788

Tell her I have plenty of money and if she agrees to show me her explosion every day I'll buy her three meals for each one.

>>154040788
Propose.

>>154041546
>I'm getting a boner just thinking about it
Me too.

>>154042370
Is something wrong with me if I get this reference?

>>154040788
Take her home, feed her.
Also let her blow some stuff up.
She's my teenage chuuni now.

>>154042370
You don't have to tell me what happened, anon.

>>154041546

It's called hebephilia (or also parthenophilia) and that's actually pretty common.

I'd take Megumin anyday aswell.

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What else?

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I'd offer her 2 healthy meals a day, a place to sleep, and a daily explosion date, as long as she agreed to be my body pillow.