What job interview questions would you ask Satania?

>>154025934
Can I be your slave?

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Why is Gabriel so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

>favorite position?
>is anal a no-no?
>do you mind handholding?

Please demonstrate how to balance a Binary Search Tree

>>154025934
Do you believe in gravity?

suck my dick and the job is yours

>>154025934
What is your largest weakness

>>154025934
Why are your glasses cut in half and missing the lenses

Have you ever heard of a casting couch?

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>>154025934
How do you prevent quantization errors from stacking up when reducing a number's precision by a divide or bit-shift operation?

>>154025934
Please invert this binary tree.

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>>154025934
I'd ask her name, her hobbies and if she was okay with showing off her body.
With a horrible heavy accent from Spain of course.

>>154025934
Dp you understand Python or Java?

>>154027508

Appropriate scaling and range given hardware limitations?

Do you suck dicks?

>>154025934
Are you acquainted with SICP and general programming theory?

Are you proficient in any particular programming languages?

>>154027955
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>>154027508
What's with /a/nons and their IT fetishes ?

>>154028021
Most of working /a/nons are IT guys. It's a perfect occupation for an autist.

>>154028021
>IT
Guess who's not getting a job at that big tech company?

>>154028021
Gabriel Dropouts is a SICP anime.

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>>154028021

It's a typical "I'm smart for knowing this" field, and the people in that field are especially needy of that validation.

>>154027007
Dogs
Angels
Devils
Herself

>>154028159
In that order

>>154028021
The joke is that these anons are asking actual questions you could hear in a job interview.

>>154028213
Actually for me it was that we had a nice SICP thread yesterday featuring the Gabriel Dropout girls and their favorite programming languages.

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>>154025934
If Satania were in USMC...

”Do you maggots understand that?"

>>154025934
Why have you decided to clean OUR toilets?

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>>154025934
What's your advantage and weakness?

>>154027691
This isn't the Seiren thread.

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>>154027892
>Dp you understand Python or Java?
>java

just throw vbasic in there and yer all set

>>154025934
If you were a pirate with a huge treasure, how would you prevent your crewmates from stealing it?

>>154025934
Can you write a simple fizzbuzz program in the language of your preference on that whiteboard?

You have 15 minutes.

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Show me how far you can stick your tongue out.

Okay. Now, fold it in half length wise only using your mouth.

Then close one eye, half-lid the other, look at me, stick it out, place your left hand beneath it, and try to look disgusted at me while flipping me off with your right hand.

I'd she passes this she's hired.

>>154025934
Are you willing to go down to move up?

If she says yes, then I stick my dick in her mouth and hire her.

>>154025934
What is Numerical Aperture and why is it important in relation to Kohlering for non-fixed iris compound microscopes.

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This episode was Satania smug porn

>>154029643
Oh I thought of another good one.

If you were to view a specimen treated with eGFP with a microscope that contains a custom filter cube using GFP Ex and Em Filters, but a DAPI Dichoic mirror, how would the output look through the binocular.

>>154025934

"You are caught by a bandit coming in on your dead six co-alt and almost co-energy, just outside guns range. How do you prosecute the fight?"

>>154025934
>Why do to keep squeezing me with your butthole so much?

>>154028829
Sure.
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

>>154025934
Tell me about frogs.

Episode 8 was when the Studio finally acknowledged Satania is the most popular character.

Suck it, Gab.

>>154030156
I think Vigne is the most popular in Japan, Satania is a close second though.

>>154030229
Vigne is the one people would settle down, while Satan is for fooling around.

>>154025934
What are your three dimensions?

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>>154030345

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The Sensei scene could have been so much better if he got mad and Satania had to quickly think on the spot what to say but maybe it was more about boring Vigne in that part.

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>>154025934

Use the pumping lemma to prove that the language M is irregular, where M is the language of strings composed by the symbols {R, E} such that it is composed of a sequence of R with length n, immediately followed by a sequence composed of E with length n, where n is greater than or equal to 0.

>>154030563
Also write your answer on the back of the panties that you wear.

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List the strengths and downsides of each of these imaging modalities: brightfield, phase, DIC, widefield fluorescence, confocal, EM/SEM

What is an airy disc and why do we need to be aware of it?

What is bleedthrough and how can you deal with it?

When you close down the iris diaphragm, how does it affect NA and resolution?

What would you say the top three fundamental theoretical concepts are for understanding transmitted light microscopy?

What would you say the top three fundamental theoretical concepts are for understanding fluorescence microscopy?

>>154030738
On a unrelated note, I think this is the only time I ever saw a microscope in anime.

>>154025934
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

>>154030992
That's not a question. Try again.

>>154025934
On a scale of 1 to 10how how well can you perform fellatio?

>>154025934
We'll have to discuss this over my desk although I will say, you look like someone I could get behind. I just hope you like working under me as I've been told I'm a bit rough with first timers.
*unzip my huge PDF*
Which position are you most comfortable in?

>>154031001
Two and a half million for a weekend?

Why are your parents as retard as you?

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>>154026979
What will you do with my semen?

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>>154031331
Better.

>>154030229
>Vigne more popular than Satania in Japan

Two bombs was not enough.

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>>154031515
Fuck you, the demons are bros.

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>>154031515

I want to cum on Tapris' belly button...

>>154031686
Tapris is probably the most hireable dropout.

>>154031864
>only knows programming theory, not the practice
Nope.

What do you think you need to do to get this job?

>>154031905
That's still more than the rest of them.

This episode needed to focus more on the cow tits. What happened after the bra incident? why didn't we get to see some epic boobie bouncing?

>>154032110
BD special

Guys, stop being nerds.

>>154025934
How many babies do you want to have?

>>154025934
Are you an homosexual?

>>154030412
Stop eating subs Gab

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>>154025934
Fizzbuzz

>>154025934
Spit or swallow?

>>154029840
Fellow microscope anon, you'll be looking at a whole lot of nothing.

>>154025934
What subs am I supposed to watch for your show?

>>154025934
Tell me why you think you're best girl in your show.

>>154030738
Sorry chief, I'm not that into microscopy, I just use GCAMP fluorescent imaging to visualize activation of neurons under different stimuli conditions. I don't think I've ever even touched an SEM in my life. You sound like one of the microscopy core managers from my old lab.