Would you your cousin?

Yes as it's legal and normal in most of the world.

>>153885013
i got to second base with my cousin in the past and i would go all the way if i could but that's never going to happend

yes.
she's qtie, hot and smart.

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if she got boobs then sure.

I actually do have a cousin I would totally fuck if the opportunity presented itself.

>>153885013
Hell no, my cousins are all a bunch of cunts.

I would Kirito's cousin.

I'm convinced most people want to fuck their cousins and I refuse to believe otherwise

>>153887068

If they look like Suguha, sure.

>>153885354
Hymen too strong for your little cock?

I'd impregnate Sugu in a heartbeat.

>>153889802

I doubt that. It takes several heartbeats minimum even if you are the quickest shot in the world.

Maybe a second cousin at worst, but typically no incest for me.

>>153887068
You are not wrong.

>>153885013
I've already have though.

>>153890008

How was it?

>>153885013
I'd only want paizuri from my cousin.

If you have a hot cousin you're allowed to fuck once. It's the law.

>>153890208
Can't remember. I was like 8 and she was 14.

I probably made out with my cousin at worst when we were both kids. Though I was very young at that time so I'm probably remembering wrong.
I hope it didn't happen anyway.

>>153889335
Anyone has the animated one?

>>153890334

Booru -> search -> sword_art_online animated

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>>153885013
Why yes I'd go bowling with my cousin.

>>153885013
Only if she's Sugu

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>>153885013
I have a cousin that was a total cutie when she was in her teens. Now as an adult she's just meh.
Why couldn't she age like fine wine?

>>153890616
She did. Wine sours into vinegar.

>>153885013
>/a/ Alabama edition

if she was an anime girl, sure

>>153890420

Fuck off back to /v/.

>>153890678

More like /h/. Cousins are basically vanilla at this point. Only full siblings, parents or offspring are counted as incest anymore.

But I already have

>>153885013
No, absolutely reject the idea.
>>153889999
I'm in this thread to witness quads.

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>>153885013
Why of course.

>>153885013
>tfw have crush on first cousin
>we're both lesbians
>but she's getting married
>would literally be perfect for each other
IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIIIIIZEEE

IT'S TOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAATE

>>153885013
My cousin? No. Kirito's cousin? Absolutely.

>>153892684
I agree with this guy.

I'd take Asuna or that chick who plays the blue haired character first easily

>>153892594

You can still have plenty of threesomes with her.

>>153885013
i used to be really hot for my one cousin. Shew lived on the other side of the country and she was fucking THICC. Great thighs, great ass, great tits, and the perfect amount of chub. But then she got really into fitness and she lost all of it, plus she's a lesbian.

>>153890819
He's clearly not from /v/ since he's actually played a video game.

>>153885013
So as long as your cousin isn't too closely related and your family doesn't do it constantly, the increased chance of genetic defects is so small that it is effectively the same as breeding with any unrelated person.

It just so happens that novel Asuna is just as busty as Sugu so there's really no reason to switch over.

>>153893089

Except Asuna has personality issues along with her mom. Suguha is good to go any time, won't smash your nuts for talking to other girls and is actually good with a sword IRL.

Forever Suguha

>>153892973
She probably fell in love with a girl and lost the weight for her. Wish her happiness is all you can do

>>153896273
No, they were already dating for a long time.

>>153896295
I hope you realize...she fucks black guys.
She's Thicc, she's active, she's fertile.
She's getting that BBC behind her girlfriends back.

>>153896657
She's from an almost entirely hispanic area, so probably not.

>>153896676
>Thicc
>Fertile
>Active
>Latina
>Lesbian
>Not face down ass up and getting her tiny snatch fucked raw and creamy by Jamal Longdick while her girlfriend is out of town.

Anon, you poor naive child.

>>153896657
>>153896755
Why do you care so much about black peoples penises?

>>153893957
>won't smash your nuts for talking to other girls
Asuna doesn't do that does she. Considering how much of a womanizer her boyfriend is she's actually too lenient. If I was her I would keep him on a leash.

>>153893023
lurk more retard

>>153897897
Follow your own advice

Nah. She's a /co/mblr SJW slut.

>>153897955
Sometimes they can be hot, though, and that's the worst. I had one like that but she was this short thick Italian woman who was chubby but had a really tight, perky body. I hated that slut so much, every day I just wanted to force myself on her and make her do horrible shameful thing for my pleasure, then blackmail her into being my indentured sex servant, having her help me rape and blackmail other staff I though were hot and build a whole harem of Christmas cake sluts.

But yeah, it sucks, I get it.

>>153885013
I'd spill my seed in her every chance I got.

>>153898447

You have two minutes until you have to leave for school. She's putting on her shoes, bent over ass towards you. Can you do it in the allotted time, or do you make both of you late?

>>153898489
Carry her out the door and finish as soon as possible.

>>153898653

Carry out? Why? You can finish right there and then both of you can run as fast as you can. She might have a little trouble, I suppose. You may need to hold her hand and pull.

>>153898375
*one teacher like that

>>153898688
I mean carry her and finish inside along the way so you reach school in time.

>>153899133

Okay. You reach the corner and a passing policeman stops and arrests you both. You are now registered sex offenders.

>>153887115
this

>>153899191
You both get put in jail, but separated. While alone on her prison life your cousin gets raped by a dyke violent lesbian which she ends up falling in love to and forgetting all about you.

BAD END

>>153899243

I don't think they actually jail teenagers having sex on their way to school, but there's going to be some sort of intervention.

>>153887068
Most of the cousins I'm aware that I have aren't attractive enough

>>153892594
>seduce her wife
>she finds out
>offer 3some

>>153899468
I'm getting an idea of how to use the AR and VR system to have completely virtual sex on the way to school without breaking any laws.

>>153900077

You can't impregnate her virtually.

>>153899625

Too bad for you. There's also the fact that they're 3D.

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>>153900094
Impregnation is only allowed when you finish school and get married.

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>Actually like how Sugu looks best out of all the girls
>Most of her screentime is as boring ass Leafa

My cousins are like, 7, dude.

None of my cousins are this hot so no.

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>>153904618
>My cousins are like, 7, dude.

>>153905373
It's not that easy.

I don't have a cousin, or a niece, or a sister, or any sort of nice OL in my family.

Is my cousin cute and 2D?

>>153885013

I'm surprised by how good the movie it, but I'm sort of disappointed that Eiji just sort of gives up after Kirito has a swordfight with him, then sits out the rest of the movie. You'd think that he'd jump right back into the fray the first chance he got, when Yuna was endangered.

Also, the part where they momentarily Full Dive to fight the final boss of Aincraid looks amazing. I don't really know why imouto is sidelined for most of the movie, either.

>>153898375
>who was chubby but had a really tight...body
Shut the fuck up. Also leave for talking about 3D shit.

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>>153885013
best girl is lizbeth but sugu is a close 2nd
and i'd do them both in a heartbeat

rl, i got a few cousins that i'd like to plow

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>>153885013
Sure.
If she was actually cute and not a bitchy asshole.
But then again, i doubt she'd be interested in me.

>>153906313
Of course

Sugu was the only good thing to come out of SAO. Excellent fap material.

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>>153909573

Cousin or not I would be balls deep in that ass every day.

>>153910132
Kirito wouldn't

I like my cousin's legs

>>153912347

He's not right in the head, in more ways than one.

>>153885013
I have anal with my cousin few times.
For some reason she refused to have normal sex even with condom.

Well, at least have some kind of sexual interaction with human being of opposite sex.

Not bad.

>>153915639

She was just saving her virginity.

>>153915659
Probably.
Don't understand why people care about it in modern age.